Compulsory Diversity News

Deplane! Deplane!

2011-06-25T17:54:00.001-05:00

According to this story, a young black man was forced by U.S. Air to deplane for wearing saggy, baggy, pants that did not reveal his naughty parts - while the same company did nothing when the old perv to the left paraded himself in front da' chilt'tren.

If this story is true, I see an absolute, sickening double-standard! A disgusting gender-bias that permits any form of female-clothing, but forces those who wish to dress as men to curtail their free expression. If the young negro had boarded with a see-through teddy and Daisy Duke shorts, he would not have been accosted! But heaven forfend his crotch begins at his knees.

Seriously gentle-readers, let the Negro be, and put that revolting, senile old faggot on the no-fly list for the rest of his AIDS-riddled life.

In Racist Russia, Banana Throws You

2011-06-24T19:45:00.000-05:00

Tsk...Tsk...

Some wicked Russian racist threw a banana at Brazilian footballer Roberto Carlos. This is the second time such an affront has been perpetrated since he joined this particular Russian football club.

As you may be aware, I don't follow "The Sports". But even I know that throwing bananas at the players when they score their base touchpasses is a bad thing. However, there is good news for Diversity. For even the tough, vodka-pickled Russians are gushing with sympathy for the beleaguered howler monkey (who reportedly wept in the locker room after the game).

May I suggest you Russian hooligans throw something a little more interesting and apropos the next time Roberto Carlos scampers out upon the field? For example, Brazil's #1 export: mid-op transsexuals.

I'm Sure Muslims are Fitna'd to be Tied

2011-06-23T17:12:00.000-05:00

In honor of the legal victory of Geert Wilders, please enjoy Fitna.

Scrub, little dutch boy! Scrub!

Yes, I know Wilders is not entirely White. Once again, at least he is brave enough to speak the TRUTH.

Speaking Truth to Whitie

2011-06-22T16:21:00.000-05:00

In the topsy-turvy world of 21st century white-guilt America, it takes a black man to speak the truth that no cowardly white "man" dare say in public. Please click to read this article, "America's New Racists". Excerpts follow:

Most racist assaults are committed by blacks. What's worse is there're blacks, still alive, who lived through the times of lynching, Jim Crow laws and open racism who remain silent in the face of it.

Black silence in the face of black racism has to be one of the biggest betrayals of the civil rights struggle that included black and white Americans.

Of course, white people are still responsible for their own problems. That fact cannot be said enough! Regardless of what race may be committing more crime, or what race owns Hollywood, or what race wants to throw Western civilization back into the Stone Age - the fundamental failure is that white people are moral cowards who cannot see, hear, or speak TRUTH.

Thank you, Walter E. Williams, for speaking truth to white Americans.

From Queer- No! to Queer- So?

2011-06-21T16:25:00.001-05:00

It took 18 days for cross-eyed baboon Tracy Morgan to go from...

"[My son] better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death." (June 3rd)

to: “I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe that people should be bullied or just made to feel bad about who they are." (June 21st)

Yes Tracy, you do have a hateful bone in your body - you sat upon it in front of the world in order to appease Hollywood's Queer culture. Watch the apology below, and note how Tracy tenderly runs his fingers through the hair of his dominate White "Bear". HAHAHA!

It's the Jews, eh?

2011-06-20T18:59:00.001-05:00

A young man in Canada has been up to some mischief with a spray can. After being lectured by the judge, the teenager was forced to meet with the victims of his "hate crime". Read here, watch here. Below, I have prepared a brief memo to this young fellow.

Dear Calgary Commandant,

First, let me commend you for your interest in Nazism, and your skepticism regarding the received wisdom of your elders. The judge apparently did not realize the irony of chiding you for disrespecting the Canadians who died for your right to speech, when in Canada "hate speech" can put one behind bars for a decade.

That being said, I must inform you that your actions did nothing but strengthen those you lashed out against. You are an anonymous pariah, and they are righteous victims once again. For when there are none like you spray painting their monuments with swastikas, they will spray their own to keep their victimhood intact. Therefore, what you did was simply save them a couple shekels on spray paint. Vandalism, thuggery, and blustery sword-waving will leave you like this, or this, or this.

There are several options you may choose:

1) Put it behind you and slip into mediocrity.

2) Continue your petty crimes or ramp them up and face jail time either way.

3) Repent and become their hand puppet, speaking to school children about how much you now love the righteous Jews.

4) Go underground and be patient.

Minstrel Show at the GOP?

2011-06-19T08:36:00.000-05:00

Obama impersonator Reggie Brown was shooed from the stage during his time slot at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans yesterday. His crime? According to the pundits it was peppering his performance with racist humor. However, if you watch the clip below, his swipes at the GOP were at least as harsh.

Is Reggie Brown a racist? No one in the fourth estate is asserting that. It's the Republicans who are racist for listening to him. So let us look at the definition of racism for today: A brown person is not racist for speaking jokes that employ racial imagery, but white Republicans are racist for hearing jokes that employ racial imagery spoken by a brown person. And the guilty-conscienced Republicans knew it - hence they pulled their minstrel from the stage for all the world to see.
That'll do, goyim pigs.

What a Heroic Head!

2011-06-18T06:36:00.000-05:00

Yesterday, CDN monitoring agents brought to our attention a clip from the new Green Lantern movie starring Van Wilder (a.k.a. Ryan Reynolds, or that guy whose crappy movies occupies the vast majority of Comedy Central's filler schedule). The reason for the alert was the startling fact that the George Lucas record for least live-action has finally been broken in a non-Animated movie. George Lucas reached 76% animated live-action, surrounding his Star Wars prequel actors with a cartoonish menagerie of poorly conceived buffoonery. However, the record has been stolen by the Green Lantern movie, which boasts an impressive 91% animation for a live action film. How did they break the record? Well, the secret was to simply cut and paste the head of the lead actor into a digital cartoon. Take a look for yourselves during the next trailer. Though for heaven's sake be careful! Such pablum has the same brain-damaging impact of a corkscrew turned wildly about in the frontal lobes. (Note: Warning not applicable to goyim.)

It's not his barefoot he should have worried about...

2011-06-17T17:01:00.001-05:00

Colton Harris-Moore pled guilty today to seven federal charges related to his predilection for stealing high-ticket personal transportation devices under cover of night. Romanticized as the "Barefoot Bandit" by the media machine, CDN takes this opportunity to rebrand Colton the "Bareback Bandit" - as he will undoubtedly spend the next several years in prison having his only remaining possession burgled on a nightly basis.

You won't have Anthony Weiner to jerk around anymore!

2011-06-16T19:23:00.001-05:00

I hope you goyim pigs are happy. Congressman Weiner has resigned in shame.

Some may see this as an unsatisfying, premature end to Weiner's career.

In the long run, sagging popularity will only stiffen Weiner's resolve.

A bit of rough handling is not enough to get Weiner down.

Some may see Weiner exiting clumsily from the backdoor, deflated following Nancy Pelosi's public tongue lashing.

They may jeer at his wilting performance, thinking Weiner a small, limp, lifeless bit of nothing.

However, Weiner will not be remembered solely for his shortcomings.

On the contrary, Weiner leaves office head held high, posture firm and erect.

After a brief period of rest, Weiner shall be back, hard on the campaign trail, pumped up and ready to get those ballot boxes stuffed to the brim.

Weiner will rise again, spurting wildly to new, ecstatic heights.

It won't be long before Weiner has rubbed out this infamy, and mopped up the mess he's made.

Political Ad Requests Voters "Gimme your Cash, Bitch"

2011-06-15T16:31:00.003-05:00

This probably will not improve the state of "conservative" politics in America.

Find out more about the creator of the "gimme yo cash bitch" ad, Ladd Ehlinger Jr., here.
Find out more about the politician, Janice Hahn, and the response, here.

The Incredible Shrinking Negro

2011-06-14T16:23:00.002-05:00

CDN is grossly offended by this article in the Daily Mail Online: We're all getting smaller and our brains are shrinking... is farming to blame?

We care nothing for the argument being made. What horrifies us is the graphic that accompanies the article, see right.

Speaker of the Commons John Bercow was astoundingly correct when he labeled the Daily Mail a bigoted comic! How dare they imply that ancient, uncivilized men were black, while modern civilized men are chalky? Disgusting racism is what that is! So, CDN fixed the bigoted comic. It is much more appropriate now, don't you think? (see below)

Beaner Dies While Raping 77-year-old Woman

2011-06-13T18:18:00.000-05:00

Chavelo Gutierrez was a registered sex offender in the State of Texas. He had been recently paroled after serving a sentence for the aggravated sexual assault of a 7-year-old child. According to this article, during the rape of an elderly woman on the 13th of June, he complained: "he wasn't feeling well, rolled over and died".

More joys from the Reconquista of the American Southwest.

Jew-Hating Jews

2011-06-12T16:07:00.000-05:00

Here is a rather entertaining article on phony Nazism/Antisemitism:

False Flag Racism: The Internet Proxy War

Ever since the Sal Sperber affair, I've been of the opinion that there is no organized White-anything-Movement anywhere in the world. There are merely solitary, anonymous, White, racially-aware people, and there are various government fronts and tools who are much more "high-profile". The louder they squeal, the more kosher they are.

Achtung Beaner Babies

2011-06-11T15:14:00.003-05:00

In what seems like a classic bit of leftist double-think, billboards discouraging abortion among the Latina population are being decried as a racist assault on the female Mestizo population. This should naturally cause confusion, as one would wonder, "Why is it racist to encourage the creation of more squat brown beaners?" If an organization encouraged abortions among an ethnic population, wouldn't that be racist as well?

Actually, the leftists object to the literal message of the billboard, "The most dangerous place for a Latino is in the womb.", because they say it implies that minority women are harming their children, furthering the myth of a disproportionate use of abortion among said minorities.

I say they should look at it another way. The reason the womb is the most dangerous place for beaner-babies is because beaner males are such open, degenerate, incestuous pedophiles, that even a fetus is not safe from their lecherous molestations.

Now that is something to decry as racist.

Tracy Morgan: Gaya Hata

2011-06-10T19:23:00.001-05:00

Tracy Morgan, a Negro comedian who is apparently not the fat black kid from Good Burger, issued an apology today for a homophobic rant he delivered while performing in Nashville. The most interesting remark from his gay-bashing is this delightful gem regarding one of his own sons:

"[He] better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death."

An apology is undoubtedly just the start of Morgan's penance. He will not officially be forgiven by Queerdom until he sings a duet with their Queen. Here is an artist rendering of what that will look like.

Pig with No Blanket

2011-06-09T19:01:00.000-05:00

The world now has a picture of the infamous Weiner wiener that was so flimsily concealed beneath those gray underpants. Gross. The picture below is not the one in question, but is a realistic simulation, nearly to scale.

Now the debate is, "What does this have to do with his political career?" I would argue that it is necessary to trust those you put into positions of authority. If your pastor, your doctor, or the president of the company where you work, was caught electronically transmitting pictures of his erect penis to random college girls, and he lied about it to everyone, would you still be able to trust him? This is not about sin, it is about trust. This is not about political affiliation, it is about trust.

If you said no, you would not trust such a person, I agree with you. If you said yes, you are a partisan moron who should not be allowed to vote.

The Remeasure of Stephen Jay Gould

2011-06-08T17:07:00.002-05:00

How many frickin' decades has this piece of excrement been held up as one of the premier debunkers of scientific racism? He was just another smug member of the select, delivering the received wisdom that racial differences did not exist. His greatest "achievement" for Diversity was debunking the work of 19th-century physician Samuel Morton, who Gould slandered as a racist crackpot with a fetish for falsifying skull measurements. But of course - it was Gould who was the falsifier and fraud. A reevaluation of Gould's work reaffirmed Morton's analysis and has redeemed the physician's character.

From this article,

Morton neither manipulated his skull samples, unfairly select which data to report, skew results by gender, or ignore his mistakes to favor racist interpretations of his skulls, the PLoS Biology study authors conclude -- all charges made by Gould against the long-dead physician. What's more, the researchers found Gould made some mistakes in his re-analysis of Morton. "Our analysis of Gould's claims reveals that most of Gould's criticisms are poorly supported or falsified".

Hope you are enjoying the eighth circle, Gould.

Tomb of the Unknown Nigger

2011-06-07T20:38:00.000-05:00

In El Dorado County California, the county board of supervisors plans to replace 36 headstones marking the graves of unknown Negroes. The graves were originally moved from Negro Hill Cemetery in 1954 by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers during construction of the Folsom Dam. So why replace the headstones now? Because they are politically incorrect. Apparently, when the markers were placed over the relocated graves in 1954, some wisenhitler thought it would be funny to substitute the word nigger for negro over each of the graves! So instead of saying, "Moved from Negro Hill Cemetery", the stones say "Moved from Nigger Hill Cemetery". And to add insult to injury, two of the headstones scheduled for replacement were recently stolen!

You must be at least this brown to use Vonage

2011-06-06T15:25:00.001-05:00

I have wondered several times, why aren't there any white men in Vonage "testimonial-style" commercials. And I mean real White men - not swarthy Semitic-types. The commercials are filled with dusky-hued people. But, why? So I googled the question.

The best answer that I can come up with is that Vonage believes minorities cannot afford decent telephone service, and deserve poor quality.

Vonage, therefore, is racist!

Almost Racist

2011-06-05T18:46:00.000-05:00

In the Alabama Senate on Wednesday, Senator Quinton Ross (proud Nubian brother) accused Lt. Governor Kay Ivey (Chalky woman) of being "almost racist" in the way she chose to recognize speakers in the Senate.

I can hear you nit-picking chalky-lovers saying: "Almost racist? How exactly does someone defend against a charge of 'almost' racism? That's like saying someone's behavior is 'almost' satanism...or 'almost' pedophilia...or 'almost' bestiality."

And your point is? "Almost racist" is just as easy to define as your other hypothetical almosts.
For example...

- Almost satanist is a good way to describe the pagan beliefs of pre-Christian Europeans.
- Almost pedophilia is a good way to describe the Western preference for shaved underarms and legs on their oppressed women.
- Almost bestiality is a good way to describe White people paying $2,000 on a new hip for their schnauzer.
and...
- Almost racist is a good way to describe White people whenever they disagree with a black person for whatever reason.

Simple, isn't it?

Was Baker Smurf's Oven really a Crematorium?

2011-06-04T20:45:00.000-05:00

I've always felt the Smurfs possessed a cult-like aura, or possibly they were a socialist commune, but have you ever equated them with Racism/Nazism? It seems like kind of a stretch, but French author Antoine Bueno is apparently enough of an intellectual contortionist to make the case. Briefly, Bueno claims Gargamel is a hooked-nose Jew stereotype, Smurfette is part of the misogynist Aryan ideal of womanhood, and a Smurf story involving evil, mentally-impaired black-colored smurfs is equatable to colonial attitudes towards Negroes.

To me this reeks of confirmation bias, an accusation that has been hurled at evil, wicked racists when said racists point at the number of black/brown people behind bars and conclude dusky people are more criminally minded.

Has anyone considered that a big, crooked nose might have been a stereotype attached to bad, dastardly people, and that anti-Semites wanted to paint Jews as bad people, so they gave them big, crooked noses? Or is Antoine Bueno saying that Jews really do have big, crooked noses - and any character depicted as having a big crooked nose is therefore Jewish?

If the Smurfs are Aryan-loving-Nazis for holding blond-haired Smurfette up as a model of beauty, is Dora the Explorer a white supremacist for returning a crown to the blond-haired mermaid princess? I mean...Can't you see!?!?! Dora is a shill for the myth of Aryan Nobility! It's so obvious!

And sticking with the idea that Dora the Explorer is just as racist as the Smurfs -

Can't you see that Boots is Dora's negroid-monkey servant, just a leftover from the colonial slave trade similar to Curious George?

Can't you see Tico the Squirrel is a gay-beaner stereotype, a portrayal of a shiftless Mexican who refuses to learn English?

Can't you see that Swiper, the theiving fox, is pure Julius Streicher propaganda?

I say, don't let grown-ups watch cartoons if they can't keep from projecting their own hang-ups upon animated silliness.

USDA: "No dessert, even if you clean your plate."

2011-06-03T19:29:00.001-05:00

The Einstein's at the USDA can't figure out why their food pyramid isn't making Americans thin. So after twenty years of the food pyramid and soaring obesity rates, they've finally chosen a new tack that will undoubtedly set us on the path to health and fitness. They've turned the food pyramid into a plate. Problem solved! Cost to taxpayers: 2 million dollars.

Now they just need to make the destruction of the American way of life as easy to swallow. Allow me to save the taxpayers another 2 million dollars (see below).

Drowning in Indifference

2011-06-02T17:16:00.000-05:00

It sounds like the sort of question one asks to gauge anothers scruples: Would you wade into a river to save a drowning man if there was a sign that read, "Do not enter the water under penalty of law"?

In the city of Alameda, California, rescue personnel faced a similar scenario while responding to an emergency call that a man was trying to drown himself in the bay. Their departmental policy is not to attempt water rescues, as they lack funding for proper equipment. In other words, they allowed a man to drown because their rule book said, "Do not help drowning people." Not only that, they allowed a civilian to wade into the water to fish the man's corpse out of the bay. And had the civilian suffered butt-cramps in the water and started to sink - well then there would have been two corpses floating in the bay. And had a third person gone in to save the the second, three bodies bobbing in the bay. The whole town could have drown single file, while rescue personnel watched with apathy.

This reminds me of the drowning scene from "The Time Machine". Click here to watch it on YouTube. Doesn't that clip make you crave some Eloi?

Whiner's Wiener

2011-06-01T17:50:00.001-05:00

Anthony Weiner said today he "can't say with certitude" the bulging underpants photo sent from his twitter account is not a picture of his own nethers. Obviously it is time for Anthony Weiner's wife to weigh in on the subject in a very public and humiliating way. Certainly she should be able to identify her husband's junk in a line up?

Can you believe this is the lead story on Google News today? What is the big deal? The internet is full of inappropriate crotch shots. You can't google search a "dead cat" without finding a picture of some guy's dick.

Rub-a-dub-duh

2011-05-31T18:06:00.001-05:00

Take a look at the advertisement below and see if anything other then the cleansing power of Dove soap is brought to mind.

This is yet another advertisement that has been decried as racist. Sure are a lot of them about. And why is it deemed racist? In case you still can't figure it out, the ad is accused of implying that filthy negro-ness can be scrubbed away with sufficient application of Dove soap (we all know this is unfortunately not the case). Still, I admit I can see a marked improvement from the original raw material. In fact, this is the most interesting development in the world of soap-making since Uncle Adolf's rendering facility stopped churning out RIF bars by the 6-millions.

Of course, we could take another message from the "before" and "after" images. For example, Dove soap also apparently makes you drop about 150 pounds of flab when you use it.

Chocolate Jungle Bunny

2011-05-30T18:57:00.000-05:00

Well known Negress (and Supermodel) Naomi Campbell is calling for a boycott of Kraft Food in response to an advertisement she claims is "racist". The advertisement showed a bar of Dairy Milk bliss chocolate atop a bed of diamonds, with the slogan "Move over Naomi. there's a new diva in town." Rather than see this as commentary on her perceived bitchy attitude and reputation for allegedly assaulting her underlings, she has chosen to see it as an attack on her skin color. I disagree entirely that the Dairy Milk advert had racial overtones. Unlike the following advert...

Delightful. Perhaps she would be so kind as to call for a boycott CDN? I could use the publicity.

The Dangers of Radioactive Squirrel Repellents

2011-05-29T14:53:00.002-05:00

How far would you go to rid your garden or yard from vermin? Bell & Howell present the Solar Animal Repeller, a solar powered ultrasonic sound emitter they claim "Drives Pests Away!" and "Keeps Them Away!" I don't claim to know whether or not this contraption will keep raccoons from chewing on used condoms in your garbage, or keep squirrels from unloading their nuts next to your succulents.However, I spotted something in the advertisement for this product that made me very concerned.

Watch the ad at 1:11, "Now there is no need for cruel traps, or dangerous toxic poisons to keep pests away."

Isn't that the symbol for radioactivity?

That guy must REALLY hate chipmunks. What, is he Osama bin Laden's gardener? Is he waging jihad on the neighbor's dog with a dirty bomb planted beneath the daffodils?

Pepsi: Pro-Choice of a No-Generation

2011-05-28T20:06:00.000-05:00

Pro-Life groups across America are calling for a public boycott of PepsiCo due to the megacorporation's involvement with a controversial biotech company, Senomyx. "Why?", one might ask. It seems that PepsiCo and Senomyx are utilizing aborted fetal cells in the research and development of artificial flavor enhancers.

So now America has to cope with the image of PepsiCo as some titanic ogre-god, feasting upon the flesh of the unborn to satisfy its insatiable hunger for babies...delicious babies.

But are there actual fetal cells inside our Pepsi products? According to this article:

"Cells expressing certain proteins produce a chemical signal when flavors are introduced, which determines if it's the proper flavor. The aborted fetal cells are not in the product itself."

Comforting, I am sure, to some. However, the idea of petri dishes filled with detached squirming baby tongues, forced to taste-test Pepsi products 24-hours a day may still disgust and enrage the abortion-hating public. Let's hope so anyway.

Racism by any other Name

2011-05-27T18:07:00.000-05:00

House Assistant Democratic Leader Jim Clyburn (otherwise known as Nancy's House Slave) has strongly denounced an article he says mischaracterized his opinion on Obama's racial difficulties; see: Racism to blame for Obama's problems.

Cylburn was quoted in that article as saying:

"You know, I'm 70 years old, and I can tell you; people don't like to deal with it, but the fact of the matter is, the president's problems are in large measure because of his skin color."

"When he sees his face being put on a chimpanzee's body; do you think he didn't see that?"

Clyburn's letter in response to the article contained the following:

"Those who know me, know this to be true - I have always abhorred the word 'racism.' I never use it. I believe it is a lethal term, and I am offended that my honest responses to a reporter's clearly designed agenda would be distorted in such a manner."

So Clyburn wants everyone to know ... Obama's problems are based on skin color and chimpanzee photoshopping, but not racism! All I can say is thank goodness Clyburn does not use the word racism. Therefore, he will not say the following is an example of such.

Racist Australia is Pillay-oried

2011-05-26T18:19:00.006-05:00

Navi Pillay, U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights, [stock photo below] has accused Australia of racial discrimination not dissimilar to her own country, South Africa.

"There is a racial discriminatory element here which I see as rather inhumane treatment of people, judged by their differences, racial, colour or religions."

Quite right Madame Pillay! Take the case of Anna C., gang-raped by 14 Lebanese Muslims who prayed upon white "Aussie sluts". A heart-warming tale of the triumph of multiculturalism in Australia. Thank you Navi, for standing up for white victims of racist brown people!

Casey Anthony: Puffy Shirt = Not Guilty

2011-05-25T20:22:00.009-05:00

Allright, who had the bright idea today to dress Casey Anthony in the puffy shirt from Seinfeld?

Nothing says, "I didn't kill my child", like dressing up for your murder-trial in a shirt that went out of style in 1981. Here's another example of the shirt.
This is from the movie Bloody Birthday, summarized thusly on IMDB.com:

In 1970, three children are born at the height of a total eclipse. Due to the sun and moon blocking Saturn, which controls emotions, they have become heartless killers ten years later, and are able to escape detection because of their youthful and innocent facades.

Better find out what was blocking Saturn when Casey was born.

Clearly, she is innocent. It is the shirt that is guilty of murdering...fashion!

Racists Outraged Over Black Heimdall, Idris Elba

2011-05-13T22:09:00.004-05:00

We should all be outraged by this news! This is a horrifying disgrace. Hollywood, get your head out of your tuckus! Idris Elba does not in any way resemble the real Heimdall.

Follow carefully... According to Wikipedia, Heimdallr, the Norse god upon whom the Marvel character Heimdall is based, is also known as "the one with the golden teeth." Therefore there is only one celebrity qualified to play Heimdall (see below).

CDN Exclusive: The Bin Laden Death Photo

2011-05-03T18:34:00.003-05:00

No ... we killed you.

Muff Diving Becomes a Special Olympic Sport

2011-01-29T21:06:00.005-05:00

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have ... a crippled dyke.

Geri Jewell (the unfunniest victim of cerebral palsy ever), best known for her role as "Cousin Geri" on the 80's sitcom Facts of Life ...

CDN callback - Best known? What else is she known for, precisely?

...has announced to the world that she is a lesbian. Not only that, a lesbian with cerebral palsy no less! And what a timely and poignant announcement it is too, considering she is at the height of her meteoric career.

Will we ever get to the point as a society that we simply refuse to give every prancing Hollywood fairy boy or mullet-wielding carpet muncher 15 minutes more fame simply for announcing their embarrassing secret to the world? Or could we at least let the tag line read -"Who the fuck cares?"

Well, I guess it is a little intriguing, from the angle of the dynamics of cunnilingus from a person with cerebral palsy. Isn't it difficult enough to find that little man in the boat, without one's head shaking all around? If one cannot get one's tongue to work when speaking, how does one dare hope to accurately deliver same tongue for maximal effectiveness? On the other hand, is it more like working with a vibrator that has a mind of it's own - always keeping one guessing? Who knows? And what kind of freak wants to find out?

In the following clip, Geri Jewell recounts how she reminded busty jewess Charlotte Rae of Charlotte's autistic son - which apparently made Mrs. Garrett uncomfortable. Or maybe Mrs. Garrett was just afraid Geri was going to use cerebral palsy as an excuse to fall between the aged actress's enormous, flabby breasts and motorboat the hell out of them.

LET...ME...IN.

2011-01-19T18:54:00.006-05:00

The newly inaugurated Governor of Alabama, Robert Bentley, stuffed God up the ADL's Holy Temple yesterday when he suggested those who had not accepted Jesus were not his brothers and sisters.

Enjoy his quote beneath the two stock photos of Governor Bentley posted below.

Gabby Opened Her Eyes!

2011-01-12T22:05:00.005-05:00

Gabby Opened Her Eyes! Gabby Opened Her Eyes! Gabby Opened Her Eyes!

And her first thought, gazing upon the Messiah-in-Chief by her bedside...

A black doctor!?! I'm dead.

2010-11-19T01:44:00.006-05:00

***T and A, TSA***

Always eager to think outside of the box, I (your beloved mouthpiece for the New World Order) have come up with the perfect solution (a final solution if you will) to this growing public backlash against the nanny state's ever more intrusive/abusive coddling of you wretched cattle.

All I hear about lately is how degrading it is to go through airport security and have your man junk or lady bumps fondled by heavy-handed high school dropouts with B.O. and appallingly dirty fingernails (A.K.A. the brave men and women of the TSA). How the full body scanners radiate you to the point of sterilization and still cannot see inside your innumerable cavities and orifices.

This backlash follows on the heels of the electoral rejection of the nanny state's unpopular Obamacare initiatives, that will make going to the doctor like waiting in line at airport security while flights are grounded all day because a pelican pinged the radar as an unknown aircraft.

Hence my idea - as the two are becoming pracically indistinguishable, why not meld them together? Have the TSA perform breast exams and mammograms at the same time as they confirm passengers are not wearing false boobs sculpted from C-4. Have the TSA check for testicular cancer while making sure passenger's scrotums are not housing cherry bombs. And have the TSA check for prostate and colorectal cancer while making sure passenger's anal cavities are not housing sticks of poo-shaped dynamite.

Don't tell me you won't sleep better on your flight from Philadelpia to Atlanta knowing your anus, and the anuses of your fellow passengers, are free of both polyps and TNT!

2010-11-11T21:39:00.003-05:00

***Driving Miss Nancy: He's not in the back of the bus, he's in the driver's seat!***

Evil wicked racist extraordinaire Rush "Pillsbury" Limbaugh reached a new depth of hateful partisanship when he suggested on air today that the democrats are trying to deny majority whip Jim Clyburn, a black man, a leadership position in the reformed democratic congressional power structure.

He went further - oh, please, dear non-existent God give me strength - when he suggested Jim Clyburn's new position could be "Driving Miss Nancy". Quoting Pillsbury: "He's not in the back of the bus, he's in the driver's seat. And she's in the back of the car being chauffeured."

Be calm my ravenous Nubians - his soul will yet be yours to rend for this disgrace. How DARE he say such a thing! Disgusting! Revolting! Sickening! How dare he give away Nancy and Jim's act for the Spring Congressional Talent Show! After those two worked so hard on their routine - all to have their little hearts shred to pieces. Well, I guess there is no point in hiding it any longer. Here is a picture from Sunday's rehearsal. I weep for the death of theatre.

2010-11-05T18:23:00.003-05:00

***Mad Libs***

If we take any given piece of impotent histrionics produced by any given overweening leftist blowhard and substitute the words of his or her ideology for the ideology of his or her enemy, the soul-consuming hate of the leftist floats to the surface for all to see. This is the genius of Mad Libs! Even the bias of the left will not prevent the acknowledgement of the hate-fueled ranting of one of their own, when the terminology of their side has been swapped for the terminology of their opponents. By way of example, let's see what happens when we play a game of Mad Libs with the recent work of a certain antiracist crackpot. Now be careful my disciples of the New World Order - don't let our little wordplay slip out into the hands of the enemy. This is only for our amusement, not for the enlightenment of the cattle. Substitutions are in red.

An Open Letter to the White Guilty, On the Occasion of Your Recent, Laughable Temper Tantrum

By Tim Sophos-Moros

*NOTE: PLEASE RE-READ THE TITLE OF THIS ESSAY BEFORE GOING FURTHER. NOTICE, IT IS AIMED AT THE WHITE GUILTY. NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE. ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS ESSAY IS “ANTI-WHITE PEOPLE,” AS OPPOSED TO THAT SEGMENT OF THE WHITE COMMUNITY THAT IS LEFT WING, CANNOT READ PLAIN ENGLISH. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.*

For all y’all champagne liberals, with caviar dreams.

And for y’all a bit lower on the economic scale, enjoy your Obama kool-aid, or shitty ass mojitos if you prefer.

Whatever the case, and whatever your economic station, know this…

You need to drink up.

And quickly.

And heavily.

Because your time is limited.

Real damned limited.

So party while you can, but mind the increasingly loud clock ticking away in the corners of your consciousness.

The clock that reminds you how little time you and yours have left.

Not much more now.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Tick.

Tock.

I know, you think you’ve saved your country by electing a black man president two years ago — and of course you have always thought it was yours for the saving, cuz that’s what white guilt folks are bred to believe, that it’s whitie's fault, and how dare anyone else say otherwise — but you are wrong.

You have won a small battle in a larger war the meaning of which you do not remotely understand.

‘Cuz there is nothing even slightly original about you.

There have always been those who wanted to take the country back.

There were those who, in past years, wanted to take the country back to a time of debt enslavement and usury-driven servitude.

But they lost.

There were those who wanted to take us back to a time when unions paralyzed mines and factories, when workers had to stand in breadlines, when the skies in every major city were heavy with the soot from burning urban centers that would gather on sidewalks and windowsills like volcanic ash.

But they lost.

There were those who wanted to take us back to a time when women could not vote, or attend any but a few colleges, or get loans in their own names, or start their own businesses - all in the name of making western democracy more accommodating to Muslim immigrant's Sharia law.

But they lost.

There were those who wanted to take us back to a time when blacks didn't realize “responsibility does not end at conception" – this being the official opinion of President Barack Obama before these awful days when the concept of personal accountability, now decried by the likes of you – points out the injustice of affirmative action, when people white in color can legally be kept from getting into college solely because of race, or holding certain jobs, or living in certain neighborhoods, or run out of other towns altogether when the sun would go down, because of hoax nooses you strung up from trees.

But they lost.

And you will lose.

So make a note of it.

Tweet it to yourself.

Put it on your Facebook wall and leave it there so you’ll remember that I told you so.

It is coming, and soon.

This isn’t hubris. It isn’t ideology. It is not wishful thinking.

It is math.

Not even advanced math. Just simple, basic, like 3rd grade math.

The kind of math that proves how your kind — mostly guilt-ridden white folks beholden to an absurd, inaccurate, nostalgic fantasy of what America used to be like — are dying.

You’re like the bad guy in every horror movie ever made, who gets shot five times, or stabbed ten, or blown up twice, and who will eventually pass — even if it takes four sequels to make it happen — but who in the meantime keeps coming back around, grabbing at our ankles as we walk by, we having been mistakenly convinced that you were finally dead this time.

Fair enough, and have at it. But remember how this movie ends.

Our ankles survive.

You do not.

Michael Meyers, Freddie Kreuger, Jason, and that asshole husband in that movie with Julia Roberts who tracks her down after she runs away and changes her identity–they are all done. Even that crazy fucker in Saw is about to be finished off for good. Granted, he’s gonna be popping out in some 3-D shit to scare the kiddies, so he isn’t going quietly. But he’s going, as all bad guys eventually do.

And in the pantheon of American history, guilty-conscienced white people have pretty much always been the bad guys, the keepers of the hegemonic and progressivist flame, the folks unwilling to share the category of American with others because the only true Americans smoke 'em peace pipe and cry when paleface throw 'em trash on the highway.

Fine, keep it up. It doesn’t matter.

Because you’re on the endangered list.

And unlike, say, the bald eagle or some exotic species of muskrat, you are not worth saving.

In forty years or so, maybe fewer, there won’t be any more guilt-driven white people around who actually remember that All in the Family, Good Times, Norman Lear People For the American Way bullshit that you hold so near and dear to your heart.

There won’t be any more white folks around who think the 1960s were the good old days, because there won’t be any more white folks around who actually remember them, and so therefore, we’ll be able to teach about them accurately and honestly, without hurting your precious feelings, or those of the so-called “love-in hippie generation” — a bunch whose white members were by and large a gaggle of miscreants who helped save the world from corporate fascism by getting stoned only to return home reeking of Patchouli oil, scratching their crotch rot, doing nothing but lifting a limp fist on behalf of the civil rights struggle.

So to hell with you and all who revere you.

By then, half the country will still be white. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Nothing, Herr Feingold .
Nothing, Herr Fisher, or Frau Pelosi, or Herr Maddow.
Essen mein scheisse, Jude.

And by then you will have gone all in as an anti-white movement — hell you’ve all but done that now — thus guaranteeing that the unafraid folks without color, and even a decent size minority of common sense non-white folks will be able to crush you, election after election, from the Presidency on down to the 8th grade student council.

Like I said, this shit is math, baby. And numbers don’t lie.

Bottom line, this too shall pass.

So enjoy your cap-and-trade fairytale a while longer.

Go buy whatever you people buy with your carbon dollars: a new Volt or two, a bigger halfway house, a 9 million dollar mansion for Al Gore. Whatever.

Go back to monetizing your debt, engaging in rampant globalization that produces nothing of value, that turns the whole world into your personal plantation. Whatever.

Play your hand, and for the love of God play it big. Real big. As in, shoot for the moon big. As in, try to nationalize the banks, and the media, and everything else. Whatever.

At least that way everyone will be able to see what you’re really about.

We’ve been trying to tell them, but nothing beats seeing it with your own eyes, so "Yes, we can," Moonbeam.

"Change isn't easy."

"Let me be clear," or whatever other stupid-ass Obama catch phrase strikes your fancy.

Just promise you’ll do more than talk this time.

Please, or as one of your celluloid heroes might put it, “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!"

Do whatever you gotta do, but remember that those who are the victims of your pandering and hypocrisy take the long view.

They know, but you do not, that justice is not your ambition, but rather self-immolation, they will continue creating civilization, while you are pouring gasoline over your head.

They are like the hare to your tortoise. Only in a children's bedtime story can you win.

They are like the Washington Generals, to your Harlem Globetrotters, a bunch that loses year after year after year, only because you staged the game.

You have had this false sense of confidence before, remember?

You thought you had secured your position permanently after Lincoln suggested shipping emancipated blacks to the Yucatan, after declaring victory during the War on Poverty, after spitting on the troops coming home from Vietnam, after Rodney King asked for us just to get along. And yet, they who refuse to die are still here.

Because those who have lived on the margins, who you insist have been abused, maligned, targeted by austerity measures and budget cuts, subjected to racism, classism, sexism, straight supremacy and every other form of oppression cannot in a dark alleyway distinguish you from those you claim abuse them.

They don't have to study you, to pay careful attention, to adjust their behaviors accordingly, or memorize your political correctness.

You, on the other hand, need to know everything about them. And this, will surely prove fatal to you in the end. For it means you will not realize the depth of their contempt for you. Will not fear it, as you should.

It means you will take their greatest weakness — parasitism — and make of it a strength, called human equality.

But what you forget, or more to the point never knew, is that those who use know how to use, which is to say they know how to use shamelessly.

And those who are responsible know how to be responsible, which is to say they know how to work for a living: a skill that is in short supply amid the likes of you.

You, who could not survive the thought of minimal social security reform, or letting fail that which was too big, or making payments on a mortgage you should never have assumed the burden of, perhaps are under the illusion that everyone is as weak as you, as soft as you, as akin to petulant children as you are, as unable to cope with the smallest setback, the slightest challenge to the way you think your country should look and feel, and operate.

But, surprise…they are not.

And they know how to organize, and strategize, and plan, and they are planning even now — we are — your betters.

And I do not mean by that your social betters. We don’t play those games. We’re not into the whole "I hate myself for being white” bullshit that your side fetishizes, cuz, see, we don’t have to be. The fact you have a small dick isn't because you're white, it's because you're a pussy. But that's no reason to hate yourself, pussy.

We just have to be patient.

And wait for you to pass into that good night, first politically, and then, well…***

Do you hear it?

The sound of your self-importance dying? Your Great Society, as you knew it, ending, permanently?

Because I do, and the sound of its demise is beautiful.

So know this.

If you thought the election of 2008, was payback for 3 millennia of Western dominance remember…

Payback, thy name is…

Temporary.

*** At this point, some versions of the diatribe include the lines below. I cannot imagine that the wise-fool would EVER utter such nonsense - so it must not be true! Even a raving leftist with a death wish for all white people would never utter the following lines, which are sickening, inhuman, and cruel. And certainly leftists are much too honest to ever excise such mental illness from their work, just to save face. So shame on those whities once again, for lying and insisting the following words were uttered by the wise-fool.

And wait for your hearts to stop beating.

And stop they will.

And for some of you, real damned soon, truth be told.

2009-07-16T00:32:00.002-05:00

***Michael Jackson: Flamer***

HAHAHAHAHA! If laughing at this makes me a bad person, good.

2009-03-20T08:17:00.002-05:00

***What's that Monkey Thinking? Part III***

Mystery Solved:

2009-03-18T23:22:00.002-05:00

***What's that Monkey Thinking? Part II***

Mystery Solved:

2009-03-10T07:03:00.003-05:00

***What's that Monkey Thinking?***

Mystery Solved:

2008-10-19T13:48:00.005-05:00

***Et tu, Niggere?***

The house slaves know the rebellion is a-comin’. They friz up their slicked back mulatto hair, quietly change from their butler’s outfits into the garb of the cotton pickers, and discretely bury any little tokens of their master’s favor – a book, a ring, a medal.

When ol’ Massa and his kin are drug out by torchlight and pierced by pitchforks, the house slaves will get the first calluses of their lives. They just don't make Uncle Toms like they used to.

2008-09-02T02:41:00.002-05:00

***Juno in Juneau?***

What do Traditional Family Values ™ mean in the United States today? Ask the “conservative” party candidate on the G.O.P. ticket, Sarah Palin:

1) Race Mixing: Palin’s husband is part Eskimo.
2) Out of Wedlock Sex: Palin’s slut teenage daughter is pregnant at 17.
3) Every Sperm is Sacred: Palin gave birth to Down Syndrome baby.

“Conservative response to #1: She’s not a bigot! The G.O.P. is not a racist party!

This is why our nation is being flooded by brown invaders who wish to reconquer the southwest and turn it into Mexico North. Maybe if the G.O.P. was a racist party, White people would not be dwindling into minority status in the U.S.A.

Conservative response to #2: It proves she is human! Parents cannot be responsible for everything their children do!

Aren’t conservatives supposed to be for law and order, for self-restraint and personal accountability? How can conservatives successfully argue for abstinence education if the Vice President’s daughter gets knocked up before getting out of High School? Since when does fucking outside of wedlock and being too stupid to practice safe sex prove one's status as a human being? Since when are parents not responsible for what their underage children do? If Bristol Palin had joined National Alliance, don’t you think Sarah Palin would have been held accountable for her daughter’s actions and been castigated by opponents and supporters alike?

Conservative response to #3: At least she chose life! Where there is life, there is hope!

Though apparently no hope of paying attention to medical advice such as this: “The risk of having a child with Down syndrome is 1/1,300 for a 25-year-old woman; at age 35, the risk increases to 1/365. At age 45, the risk of a having a child with Down syndrome increases to 1/30. (By convention, maternal age refers to age at the estimated or actual delivery date.)” Palin is 44 and has an infant son. Let’s list some of the hopeful aspects of living with Down’s Syndrome, by complication and likelihood of complication: mental and growth retardation 95%, congenital heart defects 40%, hearing loss 40-75%, ophthalmic disorders 60%, infertility >99% in males. In other words, hope is the chosen refuge of those who fail to plan ahead. How about getting your tubes tied, or hanging out a Dead End sign on that creaking, rusted crevice between your legs?

If this is conservatism and these are family values, what is liberalism?

2008-08-28T05:46:00.002-05:00

***For the Love of Sappho***

If you just want a gratuitous picture of LESBIANS IN ACTION, scroll down and follow the link below my meandering little essay. Go ahead and skip, I don’t mind.

“Lesbos” isn’t just a Greek island, it’s also a way to describe the cultural phenomenon of women fucking women. How do women fuck one another? Awkwardly, I suppose. And for those who would say otherwise, I will remind them that “Denial” is not just a river in Egypt, it’s also a nightclub for ugly, butch women who’ve convinced themselves men are the problem and have decided to give scissoring a try.

Personally, I am immune to the supposed eroticism of voyeuristic lesbianism, much in the same way I am immune to gambling, drinking, viewing network television, enjoying the outdoors, and watching sports. I simply derive no enjoyment from any of these things, and I know that each compounds my otherness and minority status. The males I have socialized with all seem to love lesbianism. If I say to these men, “Betty from work is going on a lesbian cruise with her lover Sally.”, the men uniformly seem to respond “OOO! Are they hot?” And yet, if I was to say, “Bill from work is going on a gay cruise with his lover Saul.”, I have never met a women yet who responds, “OOO! Are they hot?” And I know some pretty fucked up, nasty bitches, to use the Negro expression.

In the spirit of giving the people what they want, I present this link to an article about the first lesbian couple legally married in San Francisco. WARNING! It includes a picture of -

Close-Up, Intense, Lesbian Fingering

Reality is such a bitch, right boys?

2008-08-19T22:09:00.001-05:00

***A New Hope: DATGOY***

A foolish, thieving duo were introduced to some ironic justice today. 26-year-old Tyree Monique Tate and her sister sprayed a security guard in the face with mace and fled with stolen merchandise from a TJ Maxx store at the Lansing Mall in Michigan. The sister was promptly apprehended, but Tyree managed to elude her pursuers by hiding in a trash compactor. Shortly thereafter, the fire department received a call from the Goodwill store, reporting that a woman was being crushed inside the active trash compactor and was screaming for help. Here is a portion of the 911 recording:

911: You say there’s a woman trapped in the trash compactor?
Goodwill: Yes!
911: And she’s screaming?
Goodwill: Yes, she is!
911: What exactly is she screaming?
Goodwill: She’s screaming: “C-3PO, shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!”

Steal 500$ worth of children’s clothes from a TJ Maxx, get crushed to death in a Goodwill trash compactor – I adore my Dark And Terrible God Of ironY!

2008-08-16T07:06:00.006-05:00

***Is Sorting Glass an Olympic Event?***

I have been rather rudely informed that a young man by the name of Michael Phelps is not participating in the Special Olympics, but in the Olympics Olympics. So the Olympics are happening again? Didn’t they just do one of these like four years ago? What’s up with that? I acknowledge I do not follow “The Sports”. I have never been interested in football bases, bench lifting, tennis sticks, golfing rinks, shot vaulting, and so forth.

This is the Michael Phelps in question:

When I saw this picture I remarked, “Retards sure do love shiny things. I didn’t know the Special Olympics gave out medals.” Little did I know that the fellow in the picture was some sort of swimmity-jibbit muckety-muck. He looks like he’s about to take a bite out of that medal for Christ’s sake. Come on! Are you sure this guy isn’t a retard?

Oops, he missed his mouth. You know, he's going to fly into an uncontrollable rage when he finally notices that wreath you put on his head. The retarded can summon the strength of a gorilla when they are startled.

2008-08-15T06:00:00.004-05:00

***Oh, the Things We Do Let Slip!***

In this article from California, we learn a startling, hitherto unheard of fact: Asian and White students get higher test scores than Black and Hispanic students. Who would have thunk it? I’ll give you a minute to recover from the shock.

Better? What I love about this article is that it leapt right for the racial jugular. So many of the pieces I read subsequently about the same story failed to even mention a racial dimension.

Here was the article’s clincher that left me sniggering: Among African-Americans statewide, only one-third are at least proficient in English, just 1 percentage point higher than Latino students - many of whom are still learning English.

HA! Dear Lord, that is hi-frickin-larious. Cheap shots are still the best kind of shots, even if accidental. It’s like saying: Ugly people get no respect in this country, you know that firsthand, don’t you Sue? (Oops!) Not to say that you’re ugly, Sue. Just that you are not a beauty by society’s standards. I mean, people don’t think you’re ugly, they just want someone who looks better. To them, of course! Better by their shallow definition of beauty – good skin, nice hair, well dressed, straight teeth, pleasant fragrance. Not that you stink! People just prefer flowers and perfumy type smells on women. Not that you don’t smell like a woman, Sue. I’m not saying you smell like a man – you have your own, unique odor! Sue, suicide is not the answer. That’s all that I am trying to say at this point.

Back on task – They are nearing 400 years in this country and Negro English scores are only 1% higher than wetbacks who’ve been here 4 years?! Sweet Christ, what does it take to prove that NIGGAS IS DUM? I know, I know -oppression, slavery, exploitation, grape soda, gold teef, pimp dat ho, blah, blah, blah.

I’ll show you how stupid dey be – Dey…(hurumph)… THEY cannot see that integration has been an unmitigated disaster for their race. Through the smoke screen of Black History Month, Martin Luther King Day, and Affirmative Action (all three so vital to American education at all levels) these silly Negroes have been disenfranchised yet again! They’ve been sold a complete fabrication, paid for with a fraudulent check by their system-appointed leaders.

Enough speechifying. In conclusion, I love the accidental candor of the excerpt above. I’m sure the reporter I quoted is a social Marxist cock-sucker who never intended that quote to be the delightful punchline it is.

All of this reminds me of a flaw that appeared in my normally perfect concealment of my racist views. In mixed company (mixed in that a single Darkie was present) I made the mistake of using the phrase “black market”. I know it has no racial connotation, but I want my performance to be flawless. I don’t want even one eyebrow to be raised in my direction. At least I didn’t let on that I was disturbed by my own slip, but such imperfections trouble me. Actually, this has happened before. In similar mixed company, all female excluding myself, I used the phrase “token male”, referring to the derogatory manner in which these particular harpies were discussing the single male in their department. Once again, not a fatal mistake, but I demand more from myself.

Even words remotely connected with racism shall not publicly pass my lips. Why bother with such deception? Experience! I have tried being the honest racist. What a thankless chore. Did one acquaintance ever so much as nod approvingly when I spoke? Heaven forfend! As racial-neutral, I have heard a thousand racist declarations, from all shades, faiths, and creeds. Some people fall to pieces after letting something racial slip out. What a lovely power trip being able to pardon such offences and maintain the moral high ground. Of course, being an avowed anti-racist would shut the spigot of truth off completely. Where’s the fun in that?

2008-08-10T21:40:00.005-05:00

***Bad Weekend to Be a Negro Celebrity***

The deaths of Bernie Mac on the 9th and Isaac Hayes on the 10th will undoubtedly force middle-aged Negro-celebrities everywhere to look up from their watermelons and ponder, “Who be next?”. After all, Death likes to claim celebrities in groups of three.

Whom will the Grim Reaper target next? The answer to that question is beyond the scope of mere mortals – but we can have fun guessing!

2008-08-02T16:42:00.004-05:00

***Really Blind Faith***

More than 50 people in India recently went blind after staring at the sun in hopes of receiving a vision from the Virgin Mary. The next story we read should be: “In hopes of receiving a vision from Zeus, 50 or more people in India were drowned after prolonged staring up at the sky with their mouths open during a thunderstorm."

CDN EXCLUSIVE: A blinding victim in India recounts her mystical experience with the Virgin Mary, as read by CDN’s Indian Affairs Correspondent.

2008-08-01T13:38:00.004-05:00

***Leave the Decapitation to Us***

Let’s review: While traveling aboard a Greyhound bus in Manitoba, Canada, a young man was repeatedly stabbed in the throat and then beheaded by his seatmate. After passengers fled the bus, the murderer displayed the head like a trophy to those passengers still attempting to keep him sealed in the bus.

I know what you’re thinking – typical experience of traveling by bus.

But in all seriousness, I know what you’re thinking – “The knife-wielding passenger on the bus goes stab, stab, stab! Stab, stab, stab! Stab, Stab, Stab! The knife-wielding passenger on the bus goes stab, stab, stab! All through the town…”

Stop it! I’m being serious here. Now – A bus leaves Edmonton at 0945 traveling on the Trans-Canada Highway and stops 85 kilometers west of Winnipeg. Assuming an average crusing speed of 100 kilometers per hour, how long does it take for the Canadian police to release the suspect’s name in the horrifying decapitation that forced the bus to stop? Show your work.

I have the teacher’s edition, so I know the answer is: 3.5 minutes if the suspect is White and the victim non-White; 24 hours if the suspect is non-White and the victim White.

Meet the perpetrator (Vince Weiguang Li) and the victim (Tim Mclean):

Tim’s photo is courtesy of his (suppressed giggling) Facebook (escaping guffaw) page. Thank you, DAT-GOY.

Dear, Whitey - Why, oh why did you befriend that Asian guy? You see, gentle reader, the murdered shared a smoke with the murderer during a stop along the trip. Later, the murderer changed his seat to sit next to the murdered. But, I know – race doesn’t exist, profiling is wrong, I’m a bigot, blah, blah, blah.

And don’t dare point out that knives don’t kill people, dangerous minorities kill people. Soon, the anti-gun lobby will be lining up in front of every microphone they can get hold of to thank their Jew-boy-in-the-clouds that the perp didn’t have a gun. Just think of how many would have died then! Well, think how many could have died if the attacker had decided not to behead one victim, but to keep stabbing away at people struggling to debus. Holy shit, that’s an actual word – debus.

Prediction: Within the next 72 hours we will be told that the MURDERER was a VICTIM of racial discrimination at some point in his life, which may have fueled his psychosis. Thus, the murderer will be absolved and then neatly tucked away in a mental facility. White Pride zealots will try to claim Tim Mclean as their own, only to find out he was 1/8th Cree and would have abhorred White people standing up for him. The media will bury the story, the next-of-kin will bury their boy, and white people, en masse, will bury their heads back into the sand.

2008-07-21T09:41:00.004-05:00

***Roma Holiday***

From CNN.com:

Italian newspapers expressed shock and revulsion on Monday after photographs were published of sunbathers apparently enjoying a day at the beach just meters from where the bodies of two drowned Gypsy girls were laid out on the sand.

The most shocking aspect of all this is the attitude of the people on the beach," the statement said. "No one appears the slightest upset at the sight and presence of the children's dead bodies on the beach: they carry on swimming, sunbathing, sipping soft drinks and chatting."

Oh dear Lord, I know I am shocked and revolted at this news! How could this be? I had so much more respect for the Italian people than to imagine they could stoop to this.

How could they let these Roma scum onto an Italian beach? It is sickening and revolting. And then to provide free coffins for Roma that drowned! No, no! FOR SHAME! The decent thing to do would have been to throw the dead Roma children onto a pile of fetid refuse – the traditional Roma burial custom. Afterward, the Roma men would have returned to have sex with the girl’s corpses – the traditional Roma mourning ritual. Then the Roma would paw through the refuse to find plastic bags to wear over their feet as new shoes, used adult diapers to don as new underwear, and then fought one another with rusty disposable razors to determine who got the largest share of any rancid meat they discovered amidst the garbage – the traditional Roma holiday.

My dear Italian people, you are so close now! So close! Harden your hearts and drive these vermin into the sea. Let flotillas of Roma corpses, drowned like the rats they are, wash up onto the beaches of Albania as a warning of what is to come.

2008-07-20T13:14:00.007-05:00

***Thank you, White Jesus***

I wonder how long I can have this video link up before my blog gets pulled? After all, I'm sure Adultswim.com doesn't want to be associated with misanthropy, racism, and the hatred of religion. These are things it clearly knows nothing about.

2008-07-01T17:29:00.004-05:00

***Wonder Negro Powers, Activate!***

Shape of…a loud mouth mammy!

Form of…a bucket of Colt-45 malt liquor!

Apparently, Obama has hired new campaign managers.

2008-06-15T13:43:00.005-05:00

***Killing Two Birds with One Stone…***

…the two birds being a race traitor Christian whore and the mud-colored, half-Muslim slug of flesh she expelled from her bloody cunt... and the stone being an abortifacient pill.

A TEENAGE Christian who had an abortion to avoid conflict with her Muslim boyfriend’s family died a fortnight after the procedure, an inquest heard today. LINK

What a wonderful win-win situation we have here! A White, Christian, British girl (Manon Jones) is dead after using a drug to abort a baby she conceived with a Muslim school fellow (Naeem Muzzafar). This is not sarcasm on my part. I am truly please by this outcome. It’s so rare that I feel happy while reading the news. Such stories brighten my day.

“Manon found it very hard to make a decision to terminate the pregnancy, she wanted to keep the child but there were difficult circumstances which she had to consider with her boyfriend’s family and their Muslim religion.”

Mrs Jones travelled to Bristol on June 11 2005 to be with her daughter, who had taken medication to terminate the pregnancy the day before. Mother and daughter both returned to hospital on June 12, when the abortion was completed.

She said: “She was scared and I tried to reassure her. It was a very emotional experience for us both to witness her pass her baby and my grandchild into the bedpan.”

I am practically giddy! Allow me, at this point, to request from the family the remains of their whore daughter and the mongrel, detrital spoogewad they would have called a grandchild. I have a delightful tabelau in mind that would prominently feature the remains, splayed in all their glory, done in a kind of entomology-motif using the side of a mosque as a collector’s gallery.

Read it again: "It was a very emotional experience for us both to witness her pass her baby and my grandchild into the bedpan.”

Now read what the Muslim’s brother had to say:

Naeem Muzaffar, 20, refused to comment, but at the family home in Bristol his older brother Taz said: 'This is the first I have heard about it. 'He is a good kid and everything seemed to be fine. He made a mistake.' LINK

Yes, that’s all you white whores are to them. Dead or alive makes no difference. You are erasable mistakes.

How richly satisfying...

2008-05-29T02:29:00.003-05:00

***The Newly Unveiled Berlin Monument to Homosexuals Persecuted by the Nazis…

…Appears to be the World’s Largest Gloryhole.***

You cannot make this stuff up, folks. LINK

An unrelated F.Y.I. here -
I have received some less-than-supportive feedback on my Ching Ching Roadkill story. I don't mind posting feedback that is critical of my views, but people need to remember a couple of details:

1) This blog is not updated daily, or sometimes even monthly. Expecting me to have approved your comments within minutes of you having posted them is foolish. Repeatedly posting the same comment, or a series of increasingly irate comments, won't make me respond any faster.

2) I filter comments for the same reason you have a doormat, to keep out other people's filth. I am, however, quite comfortable wallowing in my own filth.

3) If you put links to outside websites, there is a good chance I will find them extraneous, which will lead to rejecting your comment. On this blog, there are very few links to non-news-related outside sources. I simply refuse to post links that will potentially lead to the suspicious and disreputable corners of Al Gore's patented interweb.

The comments I received violated the principles of details 1 and 3. Still, I'd like to publish the comments because I think they are well articulated, even if they are less-than-flattering. It's such a rarity I receive any communication at all. Perhaps I will include them in my next post.

2008-05-22T10:34:00.006-05:00

***Were they at least American-made tires?***

Oh, this is just toooooooo rich. I am on irony overdose. My Dark And Terrible God Of ironY (otherwise known as DAT GOY! by the Jew God on Mt. Sinai) is working overtime.

A Grammy award winning Christian music star (this guarantees I had never heard his name before today) has gotten the Job treatment from his dear Big Jew in the clouds.

Steven Curtis Chapman (three names = Christian/Country Music Star or Presidential Assassin) … (I am really going overboard using parenthesis today) … lost his youngest daughter in a traffic accident. Now prepare yourself for comedy –

The daughter, 5-year-old Maria Sue, was an adopted Chinese girl who was run over in her own driveway by a sport utility vehicle driven by a teenager who happens to be the biological son of Steven Curtis Chapman and therefore her (technical) elder brother.
… Excuse me a moment while I wipe the tears from my eyes… Ah, laughter! But, now you must prepare yourself for the complexity of dissecting the handiwork of my Dark and Terrible God of IronY:

1) The easy and obvious part is the age old nyah nyah! of the atheist: Where was your God when you needed him, Mr. Christian? Of course, the Christians are so addled and depleted by their dogma that they will gladly accept any misfortune they personally suffer as the wisdom of their creator, while mocking the misfortunes of unbelievers as divine retribution. Next -

2) Steven Curtis Chapman, race traitor, brought foreign babies into this country to give them a better life, and ended up intimately acquainting one of them with the treads of his son’s tires. Perhaps she would have been better off where she was? “No, no!” Hear the Christians howl! “Now she is an angel who plays backgammon all day with a haloed Albert Einstein next to the Chocolate Bunny River running through the Gumdrop Forest on Cloud 169, East Heaven.” Well, Stevie-boy, go back and get yourself another Chink, but watch how they will wriggle like wet noodles while trying to get free of the grip of the Grim Reaper when you pick them up for the first time and introduce them to your son. Let's proceed –

3) Steven Curtis Chapman brought (let’s be honest here, bought) a girl from China and named her Maria Sue! He named the previous two Shaohannah and Stevey Joy! What a backasswards bumpkin! That’s gotta be worth some laughs, right? Nothing from you Yahweh-humping bastards, huh? This next one has got to be the one then –

4) A Chinese girl was run over by a white guy for a change. Come on people! That’s like saying a black person was killed while being mugged by a white teenager. Or a Muslim was blown up in a plane crash caused by a white hijacker. Or a mestizo got E. coli from eating lettuce picked by a white farm worker. Or a Native American was killed by a tomahawk thrown by a white tomahawk enthusiast. Or a faggot got Hep C via a blood transfusion from a nun. What are the flippin’ odds?!

Enjoy these alternate titles for my post:

Roadkill with Cashew Nut and Spicy Brown Sauce

From China with Road Rage

Who would Jesus run over?

White Driver Hits and Kills Chinese Pedestrian, And Other Improbable Situations

Try Explaining this to the Kids in your Confirmation Class

Driver Hits and Kills 5-Year Old Chinese girl, Receives Thanks from People Living in the Year 2019.

2008-04-20T21:20:00.002-05:00

***The Racial Wisdom of India***

2008-04-05T10:52:00.006-05:00

***RE: Absolut Vodka. If the ad had said ...***

... would this be the best defense they could muster? (Found at the LA Times):

We are sorry if we offended anyone. This was not our intention. We will try to explain. Though you may not agree, I hope you understand.

The In An Absolut World advertising campaign invites consumers to visualize a world that appeals to them -- one they feel may be more idealized or one that may be a bit "fantastic." As such, the campaign will elicit varying opinions and points of view. We have a variety of executions running in countries worldwide, and each is germane to that country and that population.

Yes indeed, worldwide executions would seem particularly germane right now.

2008-03-19T08:50:00.004-05:00

***Obama Finally Plays the Race Card ***

So, Obama has addressed the 800-pound-gorilla in the room, which has always been looming over his gawky, 140-pound-gorilla frame. In response to the suspiciously well-timed attention to the comments of Obama’s pastor (suspicious considering how closely it followed on the heels of the Geraldine Ferraro comments), Obama has finally shown his hand. I see what he has done as underwhelming, a hand too carefully played – it will not be remembered. But there is one aspect I would like to bring attention to, so that it does not go completely unnoticed.

I am referring to this passage from his speech, here excerpted by the New York Times:
“I can no more disown him [Pastor Jeremiah Wright] than I can disown my white grandmother,” he said, “a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

This is, however, woman you are not above defaming as a racist in order to defend your pastor, a man with whom you share no direct blood relation.

This “white grandmother” raised you for 8-years. 6-years longer than your black father did, and only 2-years fewer than you white mother did before she dumped you on her aged parents and disappeared from your life. But, who is your “white grandmother” compared to the black pastor of your local church? She is just a racist, old white woman. She is an acceptable card to be discarded from your hand, as you hope to draw another spade from the deck.

"Sharpton: Dis nigger done got ya'all fooled!"
Obama really has a thing for racist, black pastors. Is it just me, or does that family photo in the bottom right corner of this picture look a little too conveniently placed?

2008-02-29T12:02:00.007-05:00

***Incubator of Deformity***

A severely deformed woman from Northern Kentucky, whose body is little more than a sack of potatoes from which flailing, stunted flippers protrude, has given birth. News agencies are heralding the triumph with stories to the effect of “woman gives birth to baby almost as big as herself”. I, on the other hand, am keeping my barf bucket very close by as I write this.

Here is a living symbol of our cultural degeneracy. STORY, VIDEO

This … thing procreates, while millions of normal, healthy, successful Western women REFUSE to have babies. When a civilization reaches this point, it’s over.

Come forth voices of the New West, I summon you to tempt and taunt me with the deceptions you used to con the rest of my kith –

Spectral voices of the New West: What’s wrong with this? How can you judge her?
Adrean Arlott: Judgment is a freedom we still possess. I judge the severely deformed passing on their deformities to their children to be an abomination. I judge the failure of the West to replace its own population of normal, healthy citizens to be a disaster in the making.

Spectral voices of the New West: Whether or not to have children is a personal choice. How can you deny this potato-woman’s freedom of choice, while you are still free to choose? Doesn’t that make you a hypocrite?
Adrean Arlott: Ah, if only her choices didn’t limit my own. If only there was a semblance of fair play about this decision. When this potato chose to bud, she created a new dependent that every tax payer will have the pleasure of supporting. Not that she shouldn’t receive the same services the rest of us pay taxes for – schools, roads, public services – she just shouldn’t receive more than the rest of us. The potato bud will receive a personal valet to shepherd her around school, a government subsidized vehicle designed to conform to her potato curves, and a lifetime of free health care from social services. That seems totally unfair.

Spectral voices of the New West [quivering with rage and indignation]: It is fair! Every life is precious! Everyone is equally valuable! Every life has equal value! No one person is more valuable than another! No one person counts more than another!
Adrean Arlott: Evidently her life is more valuable than any of ours, since every tax payer in this country will now pay to subsidize her existence. In other words, what I EARN will now be taken away and given to the potato bud. Do what thou will, but not with my tax dollars.

Spectral voices of the New West [in maddened frenzy]: Those who need more should get more; those who have more should give more!
Adrean Arlott: Thank you Karl Marx, but I thought you said we were all equal? I stand by my assertion that some of us appear to be more equal than others. Let me tell you a story. There once were two villages, one prospered and the other failed. The failures asked for help, and the prosperous got together to discuss the request. A few of the prosperous blamed the failures – “They are inferior people destined to fail!” This peeved many of the other prosperous people who declared – “We are equal, it’s the environment that turned against them.” So the majority ruled and decided to send a portion of their harvest to the failures. The next year the population of failures had increased, but their fortunes were no better. A few of the prosperous declared – “We told you, these people are incapable of success; feeding them only makes more of them, it does not better them.” This angered the many prosperous – “We are all brothers, they need our help and we will give it; since their land has failed them, let us open our borders and invite our brothers in, our land of opportunity has more than enough to share.” The next year the prosperous land was filled with failures failing. A few of the prosperous lamented – “These people continue to fail, what has your policy done but sully our land and burden our children?” This was the final straw for the many prosperous – “These people fail because a few people like you are still around; you may no longer speak against them or you will be arrested and everything you have will be taken away and given to our needy brothers.” Finally, there was no opposition from the few, and the many mistook the silence for success. And the number of prosperous dwindled, and the number of failures multiplied, and soon there were two villages filled with failures.

Spectral voices from the New West [suddenly serene]: So mote it be.

2008-02-25T05:39:00.007-05:00

***Cavalleria Whitetrashiana***

This weekend I enjoyed Cavalleria Rusticana & Pagliacci on DVD. But, having scanned through hundreds of comments on White nationalist websites about a certain, recent murder suicide, I must say the operas became sooo confusing and unbelievable!

Consider:
1) How could there have been cheating women in a world before Desperate Housewives? What nonsense that is! White women never cheated on their husbands before women’s liberation and trash TV – it is impossible.
2) How could anyone be driven into a homicidal rage without first suffering the debilitating effects of aspartame poisoning, or at least some mind-altering tricyclic antidepressants peddled by a scheming Jew-dominated pharmaceutical industry?
3) How could the husbands have known their wives were cheating without GPS monitoring?
4) How could these murders happen in broad daylight and the Mossad have been behind them? White men don’t murder their wives – the Mossad has to set up the white man to make it look like he did. These operas didn’t have a single Mossad agent in sight – that is ridiculous!
5) How could the murderers not commit suicide at the end of the operas? Didn’t they know that they wouldn’t get a fair trial in ZOG-controlled kangaroo courts?

The only logical conclusion is that Jewish agents built a time machine, traveled to 19th century Italy, and then wrote absurd black propaganda operas that made it seem like Jews are not responsible for all failed marriages and incidents of domestic violence. Those bastards! It’s obvious they went to all that trouble because a certain wife-murdering white nationalist had gotten 100,000 hits on his blog.

2008-02-21T00:59:00.005-05:00

***Speaking of racist cuckolds...***

So – a certain right-wing racist has permanently taken himself out of the struggle. Why? The lurid details were painstakingly, almost erotically-sadomasochistically catalogued on his blog. I sense the presence of My Dark and Terrible God of Irony at work. Consider:

1) After months of banging on about ropes and nooses, the right-wing racists finally have their first lynching victim – and it’s one of their own!

2) How many years have the gun-loving racists proclaimed: “If they come to take my guns, I’m going out in a blaze of glory and taking those bastards with me!” or “If I go down, I’m taking as many of them with me as I can!” Here was the opportunity to make such a mark, and what a surprise that opportunity was so roundly blown.

3) And of course, rather than seeing this man as a selfish nutjob who’s last act was to hand the enemy yet another propaganda coup, he is being praised as a martyr who sacrificed all for the White race! The apologists are already at work in the bowel-movement: “Oh, woe is he, if only the Jews hadn’t produced Desperate Housewives, none of this would have happened!” Read his blog – he spent the last few weeks of his life playing Nancy Drew joins the Gestapo and recording for posterity, in pornographic detail mind you, exactly how he was cuckolded. He was equally guilty of wallowing in self-indulgent, adolescent sleaze, ready and fitting for primetime.

And before any of you right-wing fools take a swing at me for besmirching someone who never did me any disservice let me share with you what he thought of me after I did my first CDN show:

This Negro would do well in a multicultural society! I'm waiting for "The Sandman" to come running out from behind the curtain to chase this Negro off the stage. (Showtime At The Apollo) I'm thinking of doing a weekly show just so we don't have to listen to this uppity Negro again! I wish I hadn't been POISONED! Can't WAIT to hear Phil's new show! I guess we'll have to take the good with the bad until other pro-Whites step up to the plate?!!! Yankee Jim Homepage 06.23.06 - 10:31 pm

2008-01-18T11:55:00.001-05:00

***Three-Fifths of a Marriage***

What Mike Huckabee showed voters yesterday may be described as gay bashing by the left or an assertion of family values by the right. To me, he did nothing but prove how incredibly stupid he is, and how the media (and hence their flock of sheeple) have lost the ability simply to reason. If we apply even a tiny amount of reason to his comments we will see that what he said is neither gay bashing nor an assertion of family values – it is nonsense – …it…does…not…make…any…sense… – it is the deluded, ill-conceived rambling of a phony, religious nutball.

"Marriage has ... as long as there's been human history, meant a man and a woman in a relationship for life. Once we change that definition, then where does it go from there?" he asked in an interview with online "Beliefnet" magazine.

"Well, I don't think that's a radical view, to say we're going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we're going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal," he added. LINK

Let’s start with this: “Marriage has ... as long as there's been human history, meant a man and a woman… I think the radical view is to say that we're going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean … a man and three women…”

Hey, dumbshit! Do you believe in authenticity of your own bible? Consider:

- Abraham, the first Hebrew, and ancestor of all Israel, had three wives, namely Sarah and her servant Hagar (see Genesis 16 v 3), and Keturah, as well as a number of concubines (Genesis 25 v 6).
- Esau, Abraham's grandson, had three wives - Judith, Bashemath (Genesis 26 v 34) and Mahalath (Genesis 28 v 9)
- Jacob, father of the twelve tribes of Israel had Rachel and Leah, who were sisters, as his wives, see Genesis 29, and their servants Bilhah and Zilpah in Genesis 30. Without these four wives there would be no Israel.
- Gideon, mighty man of God and judge of Israel, who defeated the Midianites, and whose name is now used to distribute Bibles worldwide, had 70 sons, "for he had many wives" - Judges 8 v 30
- In 1 Samuel 1 v 2 Elkanah has two wives, Hannah and Peninah. Hannah gives birth to the prophet Samuel.
- King David, a man after God's own heart, had plenty of wives, namely Michal in 1 Samuel 18 v 27, and Ahinoam, Abigail, Maacah, Haggith, Abital, and Eglah in 2 Samuel 3, and last but not least, Bathsheba in 2 Samuel 11 v 27.
- Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred concubines, according to 1 Kings 11 v 3, but we'll not list their names. He wrote the Song of Solomon, a celebrated poem about marital love, to his 141st wife (see Song of Solomon 6 v 8) SOURCE

To be sure, biblical history is replete with examples of marriages between one man and many women. So your pronouncement that marriage has historically been between one man and one woman is farcical. Remember also that we have not even delved into the practice of concubinage!

But perhaps you want something more recent, to show you just what a moronic jackass you are, Huckabee? Let’s address: "Marriage has ... as long as there's been human history, meant a man and a woman…I think the radical view is to say that we're going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean… a man and a child…

How about two children? How about a woman and a child? Up until 2006 in the state of Georgia, anyone who was pregnant could get married, regardless of age and without parental consent. Thus a 37-year-old woman married the 15-year-old who got her pregnant. Also, a 13-year-old and 14-year-old were permitted to marry because of pregnancy. Now, the legal age is 16. In other words, at least in the state of Georgia, the radical change has been to ban child marriages, which were permissible as recently as two years ago! You are wrong again, Huckabee!

And finally, let’ consider: “Once we change that definition, then where does it go from there? I think the radical view is to say that we're going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean…a man and animal.”

You fucking retard! That is exactly what we did when our nation permitted interracial marriages! Man can marry animal. The definition of marriage was already changed within your lifetime. The result being the current mess we find ourselves in.

After all, why shouldn’t faggots marry if you let niggers marry Whites?

Oh, but you’re bigoted! There is no difference between so-called races!
We are all human beings deserving of equal treatment under the law!

I REPEAT: YOU FUCKING RETARD! THAT IS EXACTLY THE ARGUMENT THE FAGGOTS ARE USING TO BREAK DOWN THE BARRIERS OF YOUR MORAL INSTITUTIONS. YOU AND YOUR BRAIN-DEAD BROTHERLY LOVE ILK STARTED THIS.

After all, if marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman, why do we permit marriage between 3/5ths of a man and a woman?

2008-01-17T10:44:00.000-05:00

***Let’s Play God!***

I’m sick of people denouncing scientific research as “playing god”.

God doesn’t sit in a lab all day conducting embryonic stem cell research.
God doesn’t genetically modify crops.
God doesn’t cryogenically store people’s severed heads with plans of future resurrection.

If you really want to play God, how about doing something that God does everyday?
I’ll get you started:

1) Watch someone take a dump.
2) Let someone you know get drunk and get behind the wheel.
3) Witness a horrifically violent crime, but don’t call the cops.

For the record: Would one of you who has found this website in the past week by googling the search phrase "baby bake 3000" please explain to me why you were looking for said topic?

2007-12-26T19:46:00.000-05:00

From the “But it’s ok when they say it…” File:

Just two days after condemning him as an ignorant, Nazi apologist, the JDL (now following the ADL’s lead) gives Will Smith a pass –

JDL on Dec. 24: Smith's comments are ignorant, detestable and offensive. They spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought so valiantly to save the world from those aspirations of Adolf Hitler.
JDL on Dec. 26: While we do not believe Will Smith is a Jew-hater by any stretch of the imagination, we stand by our original assessment that his original comments were offensive. …the Jewish Defense League supports the Hollywood writers and hopes the strike is settled soon so that Smith, a very talented actor, can continue doing what he does so well.

ADL on Dec. 26: A Jewish group said Wednesday that it accepts Will Smith's explanation that he never praised Adolf Hitler in remarks the star says were misinterpreted. Foxman said words "can be twisted by those with hate and bigotry in their hearts."

You mean your fellow Jews, right? In case you didn’t notice, the hateful, bigoted twisting was done by a group of kikes who apparently didn’t get the ADL memo:
HANDS OFF NIGGER CELEBRITIES.

No need for contributions.
No need for yarmulke-crowned atonements.
No need for indefinite boycotts.

2007-12-24T17:52:00.000-05:00

*I was wondering who the next Don Imus would be...*

Will Smith + Hitler = LINK

Obersturmbannführer Smith Patrols the Warsaw Ghetto, circa 1942

(Blondi was on loan from Uncle Adolf)

2007-12-12T08:36:00.001-05:00

Dear Mr. Metzger:

What follows is a response to your request for feedback on what one million dollars could do for the struggle.

I don’t believe in the power of propaganda to progress the struggle. Billions are spent brainwashing the masses, keeping them docile. Propaganda is a pitched battle – and the side with the most money wins. Let the masses be moved by the whims of fortune. Let them cling to the propaganda that most soothes them given their current state of affairs (peace when fat and happy, violence when slim and wanting).

The insurgency is made up of people who, for whatever reason, were immune to the effects of propaganda. Such people seek the alternative; they don’t wait around and have an epiphany after reading a newsletter they found on the street. Such people seek out the information and skills they need to resist. You are the kind of teacher and mentor such people seek.

That being said, there is always the problem of how to propagate our vision of the future.

Here’s my idea:

We need to get more of our people into positions of influence, wealth and power. If I had one million dollars to spend toward that objective:
I would form an academy for the education of young white people. This would be an informal organization operating under the guise of a social club for home-schooled children. While some of the basic education needs would be met by parent-guided home schooling, the more in-depth instruction would be from college educated professionals (who are already within the movement). The goal would be to create insurgents equipped with the skills to infiltrate institutes of higher learning, obtain advanced degrees, and eventually compete for high paying power professions. No one needs to know their affiliation or the beliefs we will instill in them.

I know some objections will be:
1) Home schooling doesn’t prepare kids for the real world. (Fuck the real world, it’s a shithole and everyone knows it! Do you think Jews send their kids to yeshivas to prepare them to be good Americans? No! They do it to create the next generation of world-dominating Jews. Your local high school doesn’t want to create an educated master race of Aryans, it wants to create dumbed-down mixed-race sheeple. Wake up!)
2) Our insurgents are infiltrating these positions without such a program. (And don’t you think it would be easier if our insurgents had been trained from childhood with the knowledge they would need to compete for these positions? We don’t need to wait for individuals to emerge from the movement into positions of influence, wealth and power. We can actively create such people.)
3) It won’t work. (It has never been tried, so how does anyone know? The naysayers can keep doing the same thing over and over if they want. Let them raise their kids the best they can inside the belly of the beast and maybe things will turn out all right. Go ahead you freaks - teach your kids that stockpiling ammunition and drinking your own piss in some unibomber shack in the backwoods is the only way to survive the racial apocalypse.)

I’ll try something different. An academy for insurgency – that’s my idea Mr. Metzger.

2007-11-26T21:03:00.000-05:00

If the Teddy Bear Won’t Go to the Picnic…

A 54-year-old English woman who went to Sudan to become a school teacher is under arrest for blasphemy. What blasphemy did she commit? She permitted her class of 7-year-olds to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

So here is the proof I sought: the West has learned nothing from the fate of the Bulgarian nurses in Libya who were falsely imprisoned, then tortured and raped after they were accused of participating in a Mossad plot to deliberately infect Libyan children with HIV.

I had sympathy for the nurses, as they needed to go abroad for work. But don’t tell me that this stupid English cunt couldn’t find a job as a school teacher in Britain, or any English speaking country for that matter. No – she is one of those misguided do-gooders who wants to “experience” another culture, thereby enforcing her own sense of self-righteousness at being such an enlightened, tolerant soul. Simultaneously, she can bestow upon the upper class Sudanese children the skills they will need to infiltrate the West in the future.

Now that I have dispensed with the “victim”, I shall address the “victimizer”. Do as you wish in your own country. At the same time, be aware that your actions only solidify in my (admittedly warped) mind the pressing need of the West to exterminate all Muslims. And since you and I agree that you should be allowed to do in your land (while it is still your land) what you wish (while you are still able to make wishes), I shall also do what I want to while in my land.

With that in mind...

Meet Mohammed, the most blessed piece of shit ever blasted out from the most blessed, well-reamed, reeking ass of the most blessed prophet and founder of the Islamic faith!

Here is the story of Mohammed, the most blessed turd of Allah. One day, the well-reamed prophet Mohammed, chosen prophet of the desert god-of-being-butt-fucked-by- syphilitic-camels-and-loving-it Allah, was being ass-fucked by his boyfriend Abu Bakr. Mohammed was dressed as a nine-year-old girl, and insisted Abu Bakr call him Fatima, Whore to all Christians. Much to Mohammed’s embarrassment, a huge, slimy piece of cum-covered shit slid from his ass during his thrice-daily-reaming. Seeing the prophet defile his phallus, Abu Bakr declared: “Oh prophet Mohammed, may your filthy soul be damned to all eternity into this filthy piece of shit with which you have bespoiled my tiny prick!”

And Allah heard this curse and acted upon it, for Allah is the desert god-of-being-butt-fucked-by-syphilitic-camels-and-loving-it. Thus when Mohammed died, his soul descended into the slimy turd, which of course Mohammed had kept wrapped in his prayer rug. And that is the story of how Mohammed, the most blessed turd of Allah, came to be the sacred black stone that sits at a corner of the Kaaba to this day. And all Muslims must make a pilgrimage once in their lives to go worship the damned soul of Mohammed, which is trapped in a slimy turd, walled up in the most sacred shrine of Islam. And that is why a chrome-plated toilet seat has been constructed to frame the black stone, also known as Mohammed, the most blessed turd of Allah.

2007-10-15T01:50:00.000-05:00

Mud Heroes

I just watched 9 minutes and 36 seconds of the first episode of the NBC sci-fi show Heroes.
What a load of Social Marxist garbage.

Let’s review the first three scenes:

1) A working-class Italian guy who plays a nurse (a nurse with enough time on his hands to sit around and read the stock pages to a comatose old negro man), is rebuffed after he expresses a romantic interest in his patient’s upper class mulatto daughter.

2) An East Indian lectures his class that humans are not the pinnacle of evolution compared to a cockroach – which can live without a head and survive a nuclear strike. Therefore, he argues, if something was created in the image of God, it would be a cockroach. Later, the East Indian discovers that his dead father’s apartment has been broken into by a white man.

3) The first white woman we encounter poses half-naked in front of an internet camera. Her first communication is to demand $39 from the person watching her via the camera. Her second communication is at the breakfast table with her half-black son, the computer genius, who chides her for not being able to pay the gas bill.

I’m done, thanks for playing. In less than 10-minutes I have been completely, systematically repelled by the leftist agenda of this supposed entertainment.

LEFTIST: What agenda!?!? This is story-telling, not an assault on your political sensibilities! There is nothing political about this wonderfully creative television show!

AA: Very well, let’s try to swap a few details in the original story and see how you like it. I suggest that by way of some minor changes, and by comparison of our changes to the original product, we can see the leftist social agenda at work. Here is the same plot with the changes bolded, to show how few changes need to be made to expose the social Marxism of the original story.

1) A working-class mulatto gal who plays a nurse (a nurse with enough time on her hands to sit around and read the stock pages to a comatose old white man) is rebuffed after she expresses a romantic interest in her patient’s upper class white son.

2) A German lectures his class that humans are not the pinnacle of evolution compared to an ubermensch – one who is not bound by guilt and outdated morality. Therefore, he argues, if something was created in the image of God, it would be an ubermensch. Later, the German discovers that his dead father’s apartment has been broken into by an East Indian man.

3) The first full-blooded black woman we encounter poses half-naked in front of an internet camera. Her first communication is to demand 39$ from the person watching her via the camera. Her second communication is at the breakfast table with her half-white son, the computer genius, who chides her for not being able to pay the gas bill.

LEFTIST: RACIST! RACIST!!!!!!!

AA: Agenda confirmed.

You know, I’d really like to see a show called Villains – about super-powered White supremacists destined to destroy the world.

2007-10-03T23:28:00.000-05:00

***CDN Exclusive: From the Hard Drive of Kevin Alfred Strom***

Say what you will about him, I don't think he was a very skilled pornographer.

2007-10-02T10:18:00.000-05:00

***Once Again Whitey, It's All Your Fault***

The gist of this article (I found the link on Birdman Bryant's webpage) is that the reason American Negroes as a whole experience poorer health than other ethnic groups is that they are victims of racist discrimination, which creates a lifelong stress reaction that damages them physically. Correcting for all other social factors including poverty, diet, and higher incidence of violent death, there is still a gap in life expectancy that equates to American Negroes dying earlier than any other ethnic group.

You can read the article here. Did you see the photo? Notice that his kids look oddly mixed, they are certainly not as dark as their father. I am curious where and what the mother is.

Now, let us begin deconstructing this … theory.
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AA: Let us start by arguing that there is a genetic difference between blacks and other races, and that this accounts for their premature demise.

Social Marxist Researcher: There is no such thing as race! There is no distinguishable genetic difference between so-called races! There is more variation within a so-called race than between so-called races!

AA: Then how can you tell who is a Negro for your purposes? How can you say African Americans are dying younger? How can you say Whites are living longer? If you cannot scientifically isolate and describe your sample population, how can you trust your data? It seems very probable that you have biased your own data from the outset.
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AA: If discrimination is the dominating variable that accounts for a shorter lifespan, does that mean that Asians, Hispanics, and Jews who live longer than blacks are not experiencing discrimination?

Social Marxist Researcher: No! They simply didn’t face the 400-year story of racist abuse and horror that African Americans have suffered!

AA: So what’s the deal with all these 80 and 90 year-old Holocaust survivors? I suppose they didn’t have to suffer racist abuse and horror. Are you denying the Holocaust?

Social Marxist Researcher: That’s not what I said! You…

AA: I’m sorry … we must move on.
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AA: If racism is the mysterious factor that causes African Americans to die earlier, than less racism (not simply no racism) should equate to longer lives, right?

Social Marxist Researcher: You might think that, but no! You see, the real issue you are failing to grasp is that discrimination is a matter of perception. The threat of slavery may be gone, schools may be integrated, mixed race couples may proliferate, but as long as the African American feels discriminated against, he or she will still suffer stress and therefore die younger.

AA: Then it really isn’t about extant racism, it’s about perceived racism! The belief that one is discriminated against is just as powerful as actually being discriminated against. Therefore, no level of behavioral change on the part of White people (or any other ethnic group) can ever eliminate the feeling among American Negroes that they are victims of discrimination. You can assure someone with OCD time and again that the stove is turned off, but s/he will still go back to check it. You can assure an anorexic time and again that s/he is dangerously thin, but s/he will still claim to be fat. You can assure a paranoid schizophrenic that satellites cannot read his or her thoughts, but s/he will still don the tinfoil hat. So even if your stress hypothesis is true, it is impossible to counter, since we are dealing with a matter of subjective perception, not objective reality.
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AA: You said that stress creates an ongoing immune response. This immune response can be excitory when acute and suppressive when chronic. Are you aware that American Negroes actually have lower white blood cell counts than whites?

Social Marxist Researcher: Exactly! Negroes, er… Blacks, I mean African Americans have lower WBC counts because they are under chronic stress!

AA: But wouldn’t it be, by your reasoning, just as probable then that Whites are more likely to experience repeated episodes of acute stress, and that this raises their WBC counts as a population? Or are you simply saying that whatever the levels of WBC’s are in Whites is “normal” and anything less is … inferior?

Now I wonder, what is it that could be creating in White people repeated episodes of acute stress that would prompt a fight or flight response?

2007-10-01T12:05:00.001-05:00

***King for a Day, Princess by Dawn***

University City High School has chosen this year’s homecoming queen, a young man by the name of Aaron Zaggy.

I’ll give you a moment to review that sentence. Click the picture to read his story.

This kid has got quite a Lil' Caligula vibe about him, don'cha think?

The politically moderate in this country will soon be clicking their collective tongues and rolling their collective eyes at this story. The reactionaries will suggest some obligatory violent remedy. And, I suspect, the leftists will be upset that the boy isn’t actually a faggot challenging unfair gender roles, but is instead an Andrew Meyer-esque goofball looking for attention by pulling a silly stunt.

But what is there to be upset about anymore? This is the direction we’ve been going for a longtime. What do Americans today think the future is going to look like, when they willingly destroy more of their own institutions with each successive generation? Look at the following cartoon:

Now I am sure that this is supposed to be a slap in the face of bigots, but I see an important truth that could be revealed by a third frame. Under the caption 2040, look for a mulatto leatherman holding a sign with an anti-symbol crossing out the words “Pedophile Marriage” or “Animal-Human Marriage”. All you have to do is crack the door, and the hordes of multicult decadence will push it the rest of the way open. 40-years ago the argument that interracial marriage would open the door for gay marriage would have been unthinkable – but here we are. Those who decry gay marriage but unconditionally support interracial marriage remain painted into a corner by their own hypocrisy.

“Why is gay marriage wrong?” you ask.
“Because it is immoral and destroys our traditions.” they respond.
“But at one time, interracial marriage was considered immoral and an assault on traditions.” you respond.
“But people who said that were bigoted retards!” they insist.
“And 40-years from now, you will be considered the bigoted retards by your own descendents, who will look back with bewilderment at a time when same-sex marriage wasn’t commonplace.” you prognosticate.

Appeasers just don’t understand that if you move the line once, even willingly and with the best intentions, be prepared for it to be moved again – this time under duress – or to simply have it erased by whatever new class of victims rises to condemn your narrow-minded repression of their human rights. Imagine the reaction nowadays if the homecoming king and queen formed a mix-raced duo. Exactly- there would be widespread public approval, even rapturous delight at how times had changed for the better. And given time, there will be public approval and joy when same sex duos proliferate as homecoming royalty. And be warned, if you don’t let the social Marxists have this cornball institution, they will smash it so that no one can have it anymore – and homecoming will be presided over by court-appointed, gender-neutral, anti-monarchist delegates of the student’s one-world social congress.

This stunt may be just another joke at the expense of antiquated traditions, not a challenge to the American way of life, but ask yourself: Would it have been possible 20-years ago? What about 40-years ago? What about 60-years ago? I am sure that there are still places in this country where the school administration would have said that homecoming queen is a designation available only to female students, similar to the role of captain of the girl’s volleyball team – and I’m sure that such a common sense approach would have prevailed in previous decades, too. But that sentiment will become the exception soon, and will eventually disappear.

And for the mass of soccer moms who will spout the weakest argument of all, “Think of how disappointed and cheated the girls must feel…”, you whining bitches have been raising hell for years to violate any all-male institution in existence! Enjoy the blowback, it’s all yours now.

Go ahead and Google the words: homecoming king and queen. Click "images". The following collage was made from just the first six pages of image results. As common as mixed race couples are now as homecoming royalty, so will same sex couples be in a few decades. This is what you wanted America, enjoy.

2007-09-30T09:24:00.000-05:00

***Georgia Negress Arrested After Her Salty Burger Sickens Police Officer***

Earlier this month, a McDonald’s employee was arrested after a cop suspected the worker had deliberately over-salted his hamburger sandwich.

Apparently, the officer took a few bites of the salty burger before returning to the drive thru window to complain. He then began gagging and vomiting. Backup and paramedics were called. The officer’s blood pressure on the scene was 180/120.

I have only one thing to say about this case: WHAT A GIANT PUSSY!

What Super-Cop Faggy Wimpington (a.k.a. Wendell Adams) fails to realize is that he was probably having a panic attack over the idea he had eaten something dangerous. It is ridiculous to believe there would have been such an immediate physiological consequence after eating a few bites of a really salty hamburger. Of course, the authoritarian state apologists insist something sinister transpired – and that is possible.

However, let’s take the side of the police and their fawning admirers for a moment. Let us concede that the officer was fed some kind of poisonous substance that could have induced his symptoms but left no permanent trace. Let us also concede that it is possible this is less an accident and more a deliberate act of malice. Now consider this post about the story; I think it most succinctly addresses the weakness of the concessions we have made: FACT: IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND I HAD TOLD THIS OFFICER THAT A SALTY MCDONALDS BURGER MADE ME SICK, THE COP WOULD HAVE LAUGHED IN MY FACE. THERE IS NO CHANCE THAT HE WOULD HAVE ARRESTED THE EMPLOYEE AND/OR SENT THE BURGER TO GBI. THIS INCIDENT IS RIDICULOUS. IT'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY CITIZENS DON'T TRUST COPS.

EXACTLY. If it were you or I, there would be no recourse whatsoever. But it was a cop – a higher form of swine – and so something has been made of an incident that conversely would have been dismissed by the authorities had we suffered the same and asked for help.

It deserves asking: Why are all cops such worthless cowards? What is it that drives these craven retards into law enforcement? Will the public ever get tired of making heroes out of these sadistic, self-important, power-mad bully types?

Actually, something else may be said about this case: WHAT A SHAME IT WASN’T STRYCHNINE THAT WORTHLESS NANCY-BOY PIG INGESTED.

It is fun (and galling) to consider that the moron employee (Kendra Bull), who may or may not have mishandled this hamburger, has already spent a night in jail for making a police officer mildly ill, while no one from the Topps Meat company, whose O157-tainted burgers have infected over twenty people and left a fifteen year old girl with permanent kidney damage, has faced or will face any criminal charges stemming from their failure to assure the safety of the products they distribute.

2007-09-24T13:08:00.000-05:00

***Go Fly a Kite, Afghan Style***

The parents of an Afghan boy playing the role of a child sexual abuse victim in a film version of “The Kite Runner” are worried that their son and the rest of their family will be negatively impacted if the film is viewed in Afghanistan. I love these quotes:

"In Afghanistan, rape is not acceptable at all. This is against Afghan dignity. This is against Afghan culture," the boy's father, Ahmad Jaan Mahmidzada, told The Associated Press.

The parents are concerned that Afghans will harass Ahmad Khan if they find out his character is raped. "The people of Afghanistan do not understand that it's only acting or playing a role in a film. They think it has actually happened," Mahmidzada said.

"I'm afraid for the security of my son, and for the security of my family," he said. "I'm not only concerned about threats from my neighbors or relatives. I'm concerned about threats from all Afghan people."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Let’s get this straight - So it is beneath Afghan dignity for a child to be raped, but it is not beneath Afghan dignity to threaten a child and his family for portraying a child rape victim on film!

And before someone says that this has nothing to do with the child rape, but that Afghans might threaten a child and his family for making Afghans look bad in general (as ridiculous a justification as that may be even if it were true), consider that according to the boy’s father, Afghans don’t even realize that what takes place on a movie screen doesn’t happen in real life. Therefore, this is about the child rape. This is pure “blame the victim” / “shame the victim” thinking. This is the thinking that justifies the familial honor killing of a girl who has been gang raped by pack of Muslims because her sock had a hole in it revealing her ankle. What a wonderful Stone Age mentality these people have – it goes nicely with the caves they are still living in. “Ugg! Flashing picture-box take soul! You give back soul or me stone you!”

I have a perfect solution to this problem.

To the parents: Since you are so concerned about the dignity of your boy, give back the $10,000 and let’s have the studio take your boy out of the film entirely. After all, it’s not just the rape scene that insults you, but the negative portrayal of Afghan ethnic tensions, right? Oh, you don’t have the $10,000 any more? Then welcome to the wonderful world of Western capitalism! You’re up a creek called Shit, lacking a proverbial paddle!

I know, I know – I should be focusing on evil Zionist Media overlords who want to portray Muslims on film as sick, degenerate monsters, while simultaneously desensitizing the West to child sex. However, I don’t have any sympathy for people who prostitute their children on film and then feel regret after the fact (more like after the money has been spent). I am an equal opportunity racist. I view all races as equally worthless compared to the White Western race. Just because I dislike war-mongering Zionists, doesn’t mean I will start sucking Muslim cocks because they are the enemy of my enemy – this foolish adoration of Muslims by White Nationalists (some racists seem to go so far as to consider Middle Eastern Muslims our racial cousins) is beyond sickening. Let us not forget that though historically the Jews were opening our gates to let the Muslim invaders in, the Muslims were still besieging our walls in the first place.

And before any of you WN-muslim-lovers crap yourselves in anger over my viewpoint, consider that the boy has his own solution to the problem - he thinks he should be allowed to come to America. You all should love that - maybe one of you guys can set him up on a date Lynx or Lamb, or both.

2007-09-23T08:59:00.001-05:00

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2007-09-21T15:39:00.001-05:00

***You've Got: Compulsory Diversity News!***

It's been a busy day. Let's run down the stories...

Story 1: Sometime’s you feel like a nut … sometimes you don’t.
Confessed Rapist Castrated to Avoid Life Sentence

Well, castration is a good first step – and is much more justice than is meted out against most rapists – but the public will still have to pay to feed, clothe, and house this filth for the next twenty five years. Just kill him. Well, torture and then kill him. Wait, I’ll compromise – since he was willing to be castrated, let’s be lenient and just kill him now, without torturing him. See? I am capable of mercy.

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Story 2: Though today’s headlines may read - MIT Student Lucky To Be Alive After Airport Bomb Hoax

More appropriate headlines would read something like -
Butt-Ugly Weirdo Nearly Murdered by Airport Security for Taping a Nine Volt Battery to her Chest

This story says she went to the airport to meet her boyfriend. I’m guessing he’s blind, or named George Glass.

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The Decider Decides Mandela is Dead, Who is Going to Break this to Still Living Mandela?

It has been making the rounds that Bush gave a speech in which he suggested Nelson Mandela was killed by Saddam Hussein. Of course, this is being used by some to support the accusation that Bush is mad, drunk, stoned, or a mix of all three. Though incapacitated in some fashion he may be, the truth behind Bush’s bizarre comment is very easy to explain, and is more meaningful in context than out of context.

Here is what Mr. Bush said yesterday:

I thought an interesting comment was made — somebody said to me, I heard somebody say, “Now, where’s Mandela?” Well, Mandela’s dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.

It may seem mysterious and bizarre, but it was just an inelegant rehashing of a talking point from weeks ago. At this link, we can watch FUX News repeat the talking point as it was meant to be parroted:

Then the president added that it has been hard to find a truly unifying Iraqi leader after decades of Saddam Hussein's brutal dictatorship. Quote, "There's a great line somebody said, 'Now where's Nelson Mandela when we need him?' The Nelson Mandelas of Iraq," he said, "are dead because Saddam Hussein made sure that if they didn't escape the country, they were dead."

Former President of SA, Noble Peace Prize Co-Winner, Nelson Mandela

The real story here is not the supposed Madness of King George, but the endless repetition of talking points to which the politicos and the press share access. We don’t have evidence of George’s altered mental state, we have evidence that news is tightly scripted, so that even if the politician fails to speak his message, the press knows what he meant to say and will make sure we still get the message that we were meant to be propagandized with.

To protect the illusion that we have an independent media in this country, the press tonight will have to acknowledge Bush’s slip of the tongue and let him off the hook by trying to explain what he meant, rather than let it get out that this has all been said before, thereby exposing the fact that the speeches, press conferences, and live news events they bring us are rehearsed, that the reporting they do is, for the most part, the reading of scripts prepared for them by the people they are supposed to be questioning. Just now I watched as MSNBC explained what the President meant by citing an administration mouthpiece on Capital Hill who had said something similiar. This of course forgives Bush's mistake, without exposing the fact that Bush himself has delivered the exact same message before, and that the media-abetted government is propagandizing the public 24-hours a day with scripted talking points.

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Story 4: Delaware State Shooting = TNB

Mark my words, this story is a total non-starter. Delaware State is an historically Black college. 'Nuff said.

2007-09-20T06:21:00.000-05:00

***Andrew Meyer Part II***

Jesus Fucking Christ this country is filled with idiots. It looks like I am going to have to avoid the television, radio, and all internet news websites for the next few weeks until this hysteria blows over.

Ideological camps are already forming up on this issue.
1) Law and Order: He got what he deserved. Tasers don’t hurt that much. He wanted to be tasered to get attention.
2) Free Speech: His first amendment rights were violated. He was exercising his right to free speech. Tasers kill wheelchair-bound old people.
3) Conspiracy: He is a Jew. This was a psy-op orchestrated by the new world order. Support your local police department and security officials.

CDN examines the camps:

Law and Order
There is a certain mean streak in this camp. People in this camp are angry, they want revenge on the politically correct antis (anti-war, anti-gun, anti-authoritarian). They are tired of opposing viewpoints and do not want to reason or debate. They argue that resistance should be met with force, regardless of how unnecessary the force may be, because pain teaches. If they don’t like someone, they want to see that person suffer. Everything is an annoyance to them. These people, regardless of age, political affiliation or social distinction, are the equivalent of the curmudgeonly old man shaking his fist at the neighbor kids across the street, accusing those little bastards of pooping in his birdbath.

Question for this camp: Let us assume it was all a prank. Now ask yourself, would he have gotten his fame if they hadn’t tasered him? If he had just been carried out of the building, Meyer would still be a nobody without press, as opposed to a nobody with press. But who cares, right? You just like seeing people get hurt. It’s overdue, isn’t it? HE DESERVED IT. Why? …Because he annoyed you. I normally support the Law and Order camp, but my utilitarianism forces me to break with them on this one. In this age of cell phone cameras, more could have been accomplished by letting the crowd shout him down, then using thugs to rough him up.

Free Speech
There is always evidence of unrealistic idealism in this camp. They acknowledge Meyer was annoying, they accept this event could have been a prank, they cringe at the use of force, they think the tasering was an abuse of power, BUT they would readily join the Law and Order camp if Meyer had been a White racist disrupting one of their love-ins. These people are pussies, and they will lose this debate, regardless of how right they may be. Strangely, I agree with their viewpoint this time. I don’t think using the taser was necessary. I don’t think you can justify what happened on the basis of “he was asking for it” or “it doesn’t hurt that bad”.

As a rule, I don’t like seeing uniformed, low-IQ bullies lording over “We the People” when, but for D+ derived Associate’s degree in law enforcement, they would be working at the McDonald’s drive-thru. My experiences with police officers and security people have been universally unpleasant. I work at a hospital. While I was waiting at the staff elevator with a security guard, an emaciated, elderly man joined us waiting. The guard asked the man, “Do you work here?” The man responded, “No, I don’t.” The guard said “Then you can’t use these elevators. You have to go down the hall.” The man responded “I am here for my chemo…I’m not walking all around this hospital to find another elevator.” Now here’s the part that got me: The guard responded, “It’s just down the hall. These elevators are for employees only.” The man stood his ground, and as the elevator door opened he walked right on with the rent-a-cop. Now, the guard would have been within his authority to forcibly remove the man from the hospital, but he didn’t. Probably because he didn’t have back up! My point is that I know police and security personnel serve a purpose, but they are not always right and they do not deserve carte blanche when it comes to applying their authority. I know, I am ungrateful for not adoring the thin blue line that is out there risking it all to protect my life, but it amuses me to consider that six security guards were on the spot to take down Meyer for being a disruptive goofball who might threaten a political has-been like John Kerry, while the Virginia Tech shooter went about unchallenged, free to kill students at will. It’s also funny that some left-wingers who should be rallying to this issue have joined the Law and Order camp simply because they think John Kerry was being disrespected.

Conspiracy Camp

There is a need to cleanse this camp of life. Is there anything in the world which is not a conspiracy of Jewish, Vatican City dwelling, NWO, shape-shifting space reptiles? It couldn’t be that a sophomoric prank got out of hand and ended up giving us video evidence of heavy-handed cops. Instead, this was a plot to … to … uh … honestly, I really don’t have any idea what these people are talking about. This camp simply claims this was a psy-op. The why is irrelevant, and no doubt impossible to explain to anyone who can’t see invisible alien force fields or doesn’t have Morgellons. The fact a Jew boy was involved automatically proves that it was a staged Zionist scheme to … uh … huh. … um …. Well he was a Jew! That’s what counts! That’s how we know they are trying to manipulate us to …. uh … um…like … 9/11 … That’s it! They were trying to discredit the 9/11 Truth movement! Whew…that was a close one, wasn’t it?

So space-faring Israelite reptiloids from Alpha Centauri activated sleeper agent Andrew Meyer to create a scene at a John Kerry speaking event so that he would get tasered and show that 9/11 Truthers are whiny children who can’t take a good tasering. No need to create Manchurian candidate assassins anymore, thanks to Facebook. The funniest thing about this conspiracy theory is that it asserts the event sows enmity between law enforcement agents and 9/11 Truthers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you fucking retards don’t even realize how contradictory this is, you are total loss to humanity. Yes, we mustn’t have enmity between anti-government conspiracy theorists and the government!

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Earlier this year I went to a campus event held for a famous political speaker. The local press estimated 700 people attended the event. During the question and answer period, a middle-aged, balding, Jew-y fellow got up to the microphone and issued a 2-3 minute diatribe against the American occupation of Iraq. The diatribe was disguised as a question to the guest speaker by use of the words “Would you agree…”. The crowd was anxious. There were a few groans. I laughed out loud during the diatribe. The question and answer phase of the speech was briefly hijacked. No one up to that point had taken more than 30 seconds to ask a question. These things happen - Haven’t you ever watched C-SPAN2’s Book TV? I feel confident that if he had gone on much longer, the audience would have dealt with the situation through boos and jeering. Derision works wonders. It was not that I disagreed with his observations, or that I am a “Support the Troops” non-thinker. He was off-topic, and grandstanding, and it did annoy me. Yet, had security attempted to intervene and cart him away – I would have been angry and disgusted with them, not the speaker. We don’t need police protection from ideas, or from annoying loud-mouths. You would think other White racists would realize that from their own need to remain silent under the threat of losing employment, having courts tell them how to raise their children, or being targeted for payback by anti-racist goons.

Truly, the greatest crime of Andrew Meyer is introducing a new, nails-on-a-chalkboard catchphrase that will threaten our collective sanity for the remainder of 2007.

UPDATE: An editorial link - This guy gets it, and he's pretty funny too.

2007-09-18T01:50:00.000-05:00

***Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!***

Considering the University of Florida student tasered at a John Kerry event -

I do not know who is more cowardly:
1) Security – why is it that cops and security guards always need a six-to-one ratio to ever get anything done?
2) John Kerry – for not calling off the goon squad and for continuing like nothing was happening.
3) The Students – who either applauded, laughed, or just sat there and watched as a fellow student was forcibly silenced.
(SEE THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST FOR VIDEO LINKS)

He was rambling, he was overwrought, he resisted being manhandled…but did they need to taser him once they had him on the floor? Were six cops so weak and enfeebled they couldn’t subdue this guy without a taser? I am not arguing against violence or oppression (they have their uses), I’m just wondering about such an open display of the all-pervading fear that has seized a supposedly free society. Really, that is what this was about – everyone in that room was afraid, and each relied on a different coping mechanism: force, anger, silence, proceeding as if it wasn’t happening, mirthfully enjoying the violent suppression of the mentally unhinged.

A strange detail to this already strange event - security knew this kid was going to be a problem; they were on him from the start. It is all very curious. I also wonder if police knew they were screwing with a member of the tribe; the kid’s name is Andrew MEYER.

Here are four different videos of the event, each from a different perspective and including additional details: ONE and TWO and THREE and FOUR

2007-09-17T05:26:00.000-05:00

***AA’s Meandering Essay on Hate Crime Laws, The Big Creek Switcheroo: Part II***

The following is an update on the Big Creek Switcheroo story CDN brought you last week.

To bring you up to speed: A black woman (Megan Williams) was found at the trailer home of a gang of West Virginia hill people. She told police she had been physically and sexually abused by six white people while allegedly being held captive for a week. The police reported she had been tortured, made to eat animal feces, and had been called nigger while being stabbed repeatedly in the leg.

As weird as all that sounds, it gets weirder. Here are some emerging details surrounding the case:

1) A neighbor of the slacked-jawed yokels who violated the Negress told reporters:

“…about a month ago, Williams ran down the hill from the mobile home about 10 p.m. Williams said she had been threatened with a gun, and asked [the neighbor] for help. ‘She said she needed to go to Kentucky. ‘I said I couldn’t drive her that far but I offered to take her to the police. She said she needed to get her stuff,’ [the neighbor] said. Williams went back to the house and gathered her things, [the neighbor] said, and she took her to the Logan detachment of the State Police. ‘She said she was dating one of them.’”

Well, well, well…It seems we don’t have a hate crime at all, but an incident of domestic abuse – a crime of jungle passion (((snicker))). It seems the Feds agree, as they are not pressing Federal charges against the six perpetrators. And, even the NAACP has supported the decision not to file hate crime charges.

2) New details are emerging about the accuser:
a) “Carmen Williams [Megan’s mother] said Monday her daughter has some ‘mental issues.’ The woman’s father, Matthew Williams said his daughter took some special education classes at Capital High School. She did not graduate, he said.”
b) “Megan Williams, the torture and rape victim taken from a Logan County home last weekend, filed domestic battery charges against her parents in 2004 — charges that her father said Thursday were made up … The complaints by Megan Williams against her parents were dismissed.”

c) Regarding the "abducted" part of the story, according to the Logan County Prosecuting Attorney: “At this time we have no information that she was abducted or taken there against her will."

Hmmm … A mentally unbalanced liar, who has brought false charges in the past … very interesting … but stupid! It seems we have another Crystal Gail Mangum on our hands.

3) New details are emerging about the perpetrators as well:
a) Brewster [the mother of the interracial love interest of the victim, and the woman who owns the home Megan Williams was allegedly held in] told police that she didn’t know how that had happened to Williams. She told police she had been away with friends, and that Williams came to her house on Saturday already in that condition.
b) “The picture slowly being revealed is one of a woman abused not necessarily because of her race, but because of her relationship with one of her alleged attackers — 24-year-old Bobby Brewster.”
c) Overall, the six defendants have been charged 108 times by police for various offenses since 1991.

Oh, how very Jerry Springer this is. And how uninspiringly NOT an act of White racist payback this whole fiasco is turning out to be. I am so disappointed.

Relating to why Federal hate crimes charges were not brought:

"U.S. Attorney Charles T. Miller said he anticipated criticism over the decision. 'Most people, when they see the allegations in this particular case, think, "Well that's obviously a hate crime. Where are the feds?" Miller said. It's very difficult to explain to the general public the nuances of statutes like the civil rights statutes.' "

Yes it is, seeing as the civil rights statutes don’t seem to make much sense. Case in point: Shaun Walker, who was successfully prosecuted for hate crimes three years after a bar brawl. Walker interfered with one of the federally protected activities to which hate crime laws apply...

Was it trying to interfere with someone voting? No.
Was it trying to stop someone from serving on a jury? No.
Was it trying to keep someone out of a federal job? No.
Was it trying to keep someone from attending a public school? No.

Oh, here it is! The law applies to…
…Whoever, whether or not acting under color of law, by force or threat of force willfully injures, intimidates or interferes with, or attempts to injure, intimidate or interfere with— any person because of his race, color, religion or national origin and because he is or has been—
enjoying the goods, services, facilities, privileges, advantages, or accommodations of any inn, hotel, motel, or other establishment which provides lodging to transient guests, or of any restaurant, cafeteria, lunchroom, lunch counter, soda fountain, or other facility which serves the public and which is principally engaged in selling food or beverages for consumption on the premises, or of any gasoline station, or of any motion picture house, theater, concert hall, sports arena, stadium, or any other place of exhibition or entertainment which serves the public, or of any other establishment which serves the public…

In other words, Shaun Walker got seven years in prison because he was interfering with the federally protected right of a mestizo to patronize a bar. You heard it right – drinking at a bar is a federally protected activity.

Now consider Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom. If only they had been at a bar when they were abducted, raped, tortured and murdered! Then the federal government could have stepped in to protect their right to go to a bar without being harassed by a gang of violent Negroes.

Yes, as it stands, the feds have no interest in protecting you or anyone else from being abducted, raped and murdered in a racially-motivated-attack when you are just sitting in your car. But, go to a bar and you are under their protection!

Regardless, this is not really the message the public gets about hate crime laws, is it? Generally, the impression in the public mind is that people who commit a crime, any crime, because of the race of the victim, will face a stiffer punishment. Indeed, that seems to be the impression the government wants to send, regardless of the vagaries of federally protected activities that relate to hate crimes. In reality, it is been the states that are pushing the shift of hate crimes from the federal interpretation of protected, to a more broad interpretation of “on the basis of race”, as with the James Byrd Jr. Act in Texas. And this is where the arbitrariness of application seems to come from. It becomes a guessing game to determine whether a crime was based on race. Public outrage, high profile names (Sharpton, Foxman, Jackson), and media attention all seem to influence whether certain crimes will become hate crimes.

That being said, why didn’t the Feds bring hate crime charges against the White kids who hung nooses in a tree at a school in Jena, Louisiana? Why didn’t the Feds bring hate crime charges against the Jena Six – black kids who ganged up on a beat a fellow student who happened to be white? Weren’t both groups interfering with the rights of students to use a state institution?

This deserves repeating: "It's very difficult to explain to the general public the nuances of statutes like the civil rights statutes.''

That’s because people in charge of making and enforcing the laws of this nation seem to be making the rules up as they go along.

Possibly the most ambiguous hate crime ever.

2007-09-13T21:47:00.000-05:00

***Will the End Begin Tomorrow (September 14, 2007)?***

No.
There will be no stock market crash.
There will be no false flag terrorist attack.
There will be no world shaking changes.
There will be nothing but the continuous, steady decline of the White race.

While you whackjobs continue to stockpile ammunition, silver dollars, and Christian Identity Bibles, and practice drinking your own pee as an alternative to fluoridated water - the world continues to spin and pass you by.

Start building a second society now, rather than waiting for the first to collapse.

UPDATE: The 14th has come and gone. The threat seems to have conveniently evaporated, lost to the ether - sort of like this post from Hal Turner:

SEPTEMBER 14, 2007

MARK THIS DATE ON YOUR CALENDAR AND REMEMBER THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU IN ADVANCE PUT SOMETHING ON THE CALENDAR THAT READS SOMETHING LIKE "HAL TURNER WARNED US ABOUT THIS DATE"

I won't say what it is, but I will say it is very, very very bad.

Needless to say I look back upon my brief association with this psychotic with intense embarrassment and regret. Thank goodness for pseudonyms.

2007-09-11T01:10:00.000-05:00

***Niggers Take Note - Turnabout is Fair Play***

A Charleston woman was physically, mentally, and sexually assaulted for over a week while being held against her will by kidnappers in Big Creek, West Virginia.

And in a SUPRISING SWITCHEROO – the RAPE AND TORTURE VICTIM IS BLACK, and the PERPETRATORS ARE WHITE.

That brings our 2007 Official Rape and Torture Scoreboard to: (((drum roll please…)))

CASES OF BLACKS RAPING AND TORTURING WHITES: 4,889,762
CASES OF WHITES RAPING AND TORTURING BLACKS: 1

Has payback been dealt for Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom? No, unfortunately this crime does not enter eye-for-an-eye territory. First, the victim lived. Second, it was only a female, not a male and female. Third, no amount of dead raped niggers piled into a heap of festering, shit-colored corpses can equate to the loss of one White person, be that White person racially aware or sheeple. And Christian and Newsom were just as sheeple-ish as the rest of White America.

So was it a hate crime? That is the question posed at the end of the afore-linked CNN.com article about the Big Creek Switcheroo (as I am dubbing this story). This AP article reports that the victim was called a nigger and was told that she was being assaulted because she was a nigger. I am quite curious to find out all the details of this case, but I am 100% sure hate crimes charges will be brought no matter what said details are. The political price to any D.A. who does not bring hate crime charges in high profile cases such as this one is far too steep, making such charges an inevitability.

If it was a racially-motivated crime, I have two problems with it – 1) the victim lived, and 2) the perpetrators got caught.

2007-09-07T17:30:00.001-05:00

***From the NY Daily News - Meet Fred Thompson’s “Glamorous” Wife!***

I don’t get it. Where is she? Is she behind that strung-out, leather-skinned transvestite he’s holding hands with?

2007-09-06T23:51:00.001-05:00

***Pardon me, but do you see the words "North American Union" on this thing?***

Do you see any variation of those words? Do you see any letters other than N and C - which presumably stand for North Carolina? And, if you would be so kind to explain, how does the existence of this logo on a North Carolina drivers license prove that a political entity called the North American Union is forming, and that a priori the Amero coin fraud is real?

Oh, but it is much more fun to infer! Who needs proof, or logic, or reason, when we have wild speculation masquerading as self-evident wisdom? And to hell with anybody who doesn't jump to the same conclusions we do!

~ If we start with the premise that the icon is to scale - then North America occupies an entire hemisphere, Iceland does not exist, the Sahara is at the same latitude as Washington D.C., and Australia is the same distance from Mexico as Florida is from California.

~ If we start with the premise that this icon is proof that the N.A.U. is emerging, and that the N.A.U. (by its very nature!) will supersede the authority of the union, then NC cannot stand for North Carolina (which will cease to exist if the union ceases to exist!) therefore NC could stand for something else - like Nell Carter.

~ If we start with the premise that NC stands for Nell Carter - the we have here is obvious proof that a "Gimme A Break" cult has taken over the North Carolina DMV and plans to resurrect Nell Carter as an undead queen who will rule over the arisen North American Union.

... My thoughts exactly, your majesty.

Please people - take a generous dose of this before you go to bed:

2007-09-01T08:57:00.000-05:00

***This Just In: Z.O.G.’s Battle Plans Fall into the Hands of Adrean Arlott of Compulsory Diversity News.***

I have just received via second class mail a copy of a classified document stolen from the desk of Robert Gates, the Secretary of Defense. This sensitive intelligence report shows how the world will be divided into three separate spheres of influence following a staged terror strike planed for September 11th of this year. It is vital that you take note of several key features of this report:

1) It is clear that the Western world will be divided between a) the N.A.U. (shown below in blue), which will extend its power to the far east by way of Japan and a united Korea, and b) the E.U.(shown in red), which will extend its power into the former French and Belgian colonies of Africa, as well as hold sway over the former Dutch and British colonial possessions of Australasia.

2) The third sphere of influence will be in the hands of the Antichrist, whose black-clad army will spread out from Israel and seize the Middle East, establishing Judeo-fascist dominion from Egypt to Afghanistan. The major oil producing regions of the world will be handed over to this power, so as to concentrate authority in Jerusalem – thus Venezuela and the oil rich central Asian nations will also be controlled by the Hebrew Antichrist.

3) Study the reported troop concentrations deemed necessary to maintain order, as those regions under heaviest occupation will be the most difficult to survive in. Take notice that only Peru has no occupying force – and may be the best place to set up a survivalist commune. Free-thinking, leftist Iceland will require many thousands of troops to maintain order. Greenland will also require massive troop deployments as global warming leads to a flood of immigrants storming the once frigid wasteland.

4) Finally, an ominous sign appears in the South Atlantic, where wind driven ships are being deployed. This is surely a forewarning that a drastic decline in petroleum output will soon occur, requiring a return to a clipper-ship-based maritime economy.

I am publishing the full detail of this report, so that everyone in the struggle may take heed:

I know there will be naysayers who will decry this as a forgery or a joke – but it is super serious!

By revealing this information, the government can’t arrest me for stealing their classified documents, because then they would be admitting they plan to divide up the world! And of course, if a false flag does not occur on September 11th leading to a division of the globe, we have only me to thank for thwarting Z.O.G.’s plans.

Within weeks, I will be able to hold the real report in my hands. I told my undercover operative in the D.O.D. he had to get me the real thing. I will photograph myself erotically fingering the report, dropping it from a great height to hear it scream, and having a casual brunch with it – then who will be laughing!?! You all will owe me an apology for sure.

2007-08-31T19:28:00.000-05:00

***Speaking of Gullible...***

How apropos that this post should follow my previous post. Hal Turner may claim he lost track of his Amero coins story, but I didn’t. Today he announced:

The real thing arrives!
Today, I received a single 20 AMERO coin in the mail. A real coin. Real metal, really MINTED by the US Mint in Denver, CO. The proof that it is being Minted in Denver is that the coin is stamped with the Mint Identity letter "D" on the bottom right of the side with the eagle just like regular US coins already in circulation today!

Congratulations, Hal! You have just admitted receiving stolen property of the Federal government through the mail!

The absurdity of this situation has reached a new zenith. What you hold in your hands is a novelty item, nothing more. I remember when I was a kid paying twenty-five cents to have my name stamped on a coin shaped piece of tin, dispensed by a machine on the boardwalk. How much did you pay for this joke, Hal? How much of your contributor’s money did you waste on vindicating yourself? If your source produced this item, you should really have just asked for the cash the moron paid for it and let the story wither on the vine.

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Update: I love this guy - it's like talking to a 10-year-old. Kids don't understand irony or sarcasm. You can walk into an ice cream shop and say, "It's soooo hot in here!" and the kid will say, "No it's not hot - it's cold to keep the ice cream from melting."

Congratulations, Hal! You have just admitted to receiving stolen property of the Federal government through the mail! Good job exposing we liars who said this was all a joke.

---------------- Hal Turner Responds:Yes, I did just admit to receiving what you call "stolen property of the federal government." I knew that before I wrote what I wrote.Now think about what you just wrote.In order for the government to prosecute me, they will have to ADMIT the coin is real and admit it was their property. Once they make the charge, they will have made those admissions and at that point I will have been proved 100% correct.-- HT

It's called irony, Hal. It's not stolen property -it's a novelty coin. The joke lies in you taking seriously my claim that it was stolen property when I have being saying it is a fake all along.

Let's try this:

i·ro·ny1 /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/
–noun, plural -nies.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b.
(esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

---From dictionary.com---

I know there are those of you who desperately want to believe this is real. You have invested your lives in bunkers and dried food and ammunition as currency. But: you are being duped. Please take to heart the possibility of what I am saying. I know you may not think I am funny, but I do know humor. This Amero coin thing is a joke. You are wrapped so tight right now that you are on the verge of snapping. You can't see how foolish you look for biting down on this unbaited hook. Relax - take a minute and think. Of course he didn't receive stolen property - because this is make believe.

2007-08-31T10:21:00.000-05:00

***Gullible Much?***

The current trend in the blogosphere and related internet radio is toward apocalyptic millennialism that comes in three flavors:

1) Economic meltdown is imminent. The stock market will collapse, inflation will soar, and a massive disruption in goods and services will follow. The portent of this doom is the “lose one third of its value hedge”.
2) A false flag, 9/11 style attack is imminent. This will be the precursor to martial law and the loss of all remaining civil liberties. The portent of this doom is the recent “Portland Oregon False Flag” rumor.
3) An attack on Iran is imminent. Z.O.G. demands expansion of the war on Islam, for the sake of aggrandizing Israel. The portent of this doom is the factitious “Kennebunkport Warning”.

I will NOT provide links to this rubbish. If you are observing the alternative media at all, you will be familiar with these stories. I declare we, those awakened from the herd of sheeple, are officially between Scylla and Charybdis when it comes to news media. The mainstream media is so negligent in its reporting and devoted to fluff pieces and egoistic talking head editorialism, that it has become unwatchable. The alternative media has devolved in the few short years of its existence from covering the news the mainstream media was ignoring, to fabricating stories that promote the world views of those creating and disseminating the fabrications.

Now for my 2007 predictions:
1) There will be no economic meltdown.
2) There will be no 9/11-style false flag.
3) There will be no attack on Iran.

Our overlords work hard at maintaining the status quo. They are not the Machiavellian geniuses they are made out to be by the conspiracy gurus. However, our masters are smart, and they are highly motivated, ruthless, selfish people who have the good life and want to keep it. They are not engineering a stock market collapse – they are trying to float the economy along the best they can figure how. They are not engineering a false flag – they get more credibility by saying they prevent terror rather than by orchestrating it. They are not engineering an attack on Iran. Iraq was a soft target weakened by years of embargoes and diplomatic isolation – Iran has not been so weakened and would be impossible to occupy.

“You are so naïve!” declares the tinfoil hat brigade, “Just you wait! If not this year, than next year...If not next year, then in 2012 when the Mayan calendar expires and planet X causes the polarity of the earth’s magnetic field to reverse, driving reptiloids from Lake Superior to shape shift into flying sasquatches that enslave the human race!”

Yeah, yeah – I’ve heard it before. I’ve been waiting…and waiting…and waiting. The decline of Western Civilization is a glacial process. Even supposedly titanic events like 9/11 fail to bring about ultimate catastrophe. The belief that following disaster there will be paradise is millennialism, regardless of the context. Rather than waiting for the collapse of the first society to begin building the second society, create a second society now.

2007-08-21T02:39:00.001-05:00

***Intel Apologizes for Racist Advertisement***

STORY. I see no problem here - Just 400 years of American history... Or 4 million years of evolution... Or both.

What do you think Negro athletes are in today's America? They are not entrepreneurs, money-men, or corporate masters. Negro athletes are animals, chattel bought and traded by an elitist business cadre who uses them to satisfy America's insatiable psychological hunger for physical-supremacy-via-proxy.

I have never understood the motivation to sit and cheer for someone else to represent you at an endeavor you would like to succeed in.

I love PC games. However, I could never get off watching someone else win a computer game. I could never ecstatically lose myself in the victory of someone else beating a game I was too lame to be able to play. I could never riot because that person failed to win and someone from another city, or state, or country won instead of the guy from my hometown.

Oh, but that's just a computer game - it's not SPORTS!

IT'S NOT FUCKING SPORTS!! (They cry orgasmically)

AAAAHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH SSSSSPORTSSSSS!!!!
OOOOHHHH GGGGOOOODDDD SSSSPPPPOOOORRRRTTTTSSSS!
OOOHHHH FUCCCCKIIINGNGGG GGOOOHHHDDDD HELELLLPPPP USSSSS ITTSSSS FUCCCKINNG SPPORRRTS NNIIGGHTTTT!!!!!!

Was it as good for me as it was for you? No. And it never could be. I don't get it. Why do people spend so much time mentally masturbating over sports teams, players, scores, shows, news? It is bizarre in the extreme.

My best postulate is that sports is a substitute for tribal war victory, and has parallels to jingoistic patriotism and the fervor with which modern wars are initially waged (before the full body bags start coming home). But then why are some people not infected? I wouldn't want to lose a war, or see my homeland invaded - but endless emotional proxy, to constantly expose oneself to an orchestrated simulation of a tribal threat? It makes no sense to me. How can it induce such hysteria time and again? Why is there no law of diminishing returns for sports?

On a related note, what is it with foreigners on the teams of historically homogenous nations? I say this with specific focus on European football. How can French people cheer for their national team when the French team is full of Africans? I have seen that some soccer fans throw bananas at the negro players as a form of racist taunting. What does it mean to say that the French team achieved a victory, if the world considers a Negro to be their best player, or simply if their team has non-French people on it? That certainly doesn't sound like anything ethnically French people should be proud of. If your only response to this query is - the best player France has isn't black, he's a white guy - you are totally missing my point AND you are completely hopeless.

Two French Players...

and their Wives:

2007-08-20T07:40:00.000-05:00

*** One Down, Twenty Million to Go ***

A mestizo female who hid out in a Chicago church last year to avoid being deported has FINALLY been arrested. Sra. Puta had traveled to Los Angeles to speak at area churches, hoping to rally support for the cause of her fellow vermin. I knew that if the government would just give my invention a try, we could catch that filth:

2007-08-19T08:35:00.000-05:00

*** Fun with Paranoid Schizophrenia ***

When delusions crumble and one cannot admit one is wrong, there exists no other option but to: TURN UP THE CRAZY!

…so has Hal Turner done. His most recent post about his Amero coins is below, followed by a rebuttal.

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NETWORK CNBC CONFIRMS: U.S. DOLLAR, CANADIAN DOLLAR AND MEXICAN PESO TO BE REPLACED BY THE "AMERO"
THOSE WHO ARE DELUDED INTO THINKING THESE ARE "FANTASY COINS" NEED TO GET THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASS!
Unlike many, I actually KNOW how the Minting process for currency actually works. They intially ask for designs. They hold a contest to choose a winning design. Then they begin produciung "collectors coins" and, finally, they implement the new coin. The process is long, drawn out and expensive. It never happens for "fantasy."
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The rest is at Hal’s website. And of course, I keep a copy of all these ridiculous articles, so I can pull them out later and say – remember when…

A response to Hal:
1) “NETWORK CNBC CONFIRMS” CNBC did not confirm this. A man named Steve Previs was interviewed on CNBC in NOVEMBER 2006 who told people to look up the Amero on the internet. He seems to believe the Amero is coming.
2) You said you would hold the coins in your hands. Are you now saying that the pictures of the coins are designs, “part of a contest” not actually minted coins? In that case, the coins you showed us are fantasy because they DO NOT EXIST. They DO NOT PROVE the Amero is going to be manufactured. The vagaries of minting and your claimed exhaustive knowledge of it are meaningless to whether or not the pictures you showed us are of actual coins.
3) If the government is commissioning artists to create drafts, and if some schmuck named Steve Previs knew about the Amero last year, how are you breaking the story? Can’t you see that you are trying to lend credibility to the false story – that you had proof of the Amero in the form of pictures of actual coins you later claimed you were going to hold in your hands soon – by connecting it to the clip of Steve Previs talking about the Amero on CNBC. In reality, you could have just run the clip of Steve Previs as your proof of the Amero, you didn’t need pictures of coins. The issue remains – your pictures are not of real coins – they are still fakes and do not in and of themselves prove the Amero is being produced.

You are back peddling rather than admitting you made false claims. The issue is not if THE AMERO is being produced, planned or implemented. The issue is if YOUR PICTURE OF THE AMERO coins are real. They aren’t – just say it and move on. If we permit your logic to go unchallenged, any person who makes a photoshop picture of an Amero coin is proving the existence of the Amero conspiracy.

For example...Here is another picture of an Amero coin! And this one is pure gold! It was delivered to me by a well placed white supremacist leprechaun who has infiltrated the Department of Defense.

Please Hal, get HELP.

2007-08-15T20:03:00.000-05:00

*** More on Hal's Amero Coins = WTF? ***

This afternoon Hal Turner posted this:

Looks like a Photoshop job to me, done with the emboss tool.
-------------- Hal Turner responds: A lot of people have made similar comments. I guess it's easier to believe the images are fakes rather than accept the ugly reality we're being sold out by our own government. I have told my contact in the Mint to get me the coins themselves. He initially balked because this is supposed to be "hush hush" but now that the SHTF with my expose', I'm told the feds are in a shit fit. They are trying to make certain none of the coins get out, but my contact in the Mint will "take" some and get them to me. I expect to have the real coins in my hands within the next week. When I get them, I will take photos of them in my hand and even make a brief video of them, actually in my hand, being held, flipped, rotated and whatever else can be done to prove they're real. This way everyone can see they are, in fact, real coins. Then all the naysayers can apologize and be quiet. HT

Are you insane? Michael Rivero already revealed these coins were fake at 10 am this morning! I didn't even focus on the fact the coins looked like computer animation because I never for an instant thought they were pictures of actual metal objects. I never considered that Hal thought these were pictures of real coins. That only adds a new dimension of crazy to this story. Let me be the first to say: to all the dupes who believe Hal and to Hal himself: when you see that these are fakes and don't hold them in your hands - you all can apologize and be quiet.

I haven't listened to his show since 7chan people took it down. Some eight months later and just 10 minutes into the show and he's begging for money again. He will probably shut the show off early tonight to teach his listeners a lesson. That will also show those 25 contributors what he really thinks of them.

This just in, Hal's currency confusion continues: Hal announces an emergency infusion of cash has been received from a mysterious, top-hat-wearing benefactor!

2007-08-15T10:24:00.000-05:00

*** Jury of Her Peers, CDN asks the question: What would happen if you put 10 women on a jury trying a case of a wife murdering her husband? Sentence: 67 days in a mental health facility. ***

Mary Winkler, pastor’s wife and Nigerian fraud enthusiast, who killed her husband with a shotgun blast to the back, has gone free after two months at a psychiatric hospital in Tennessee. The total time she served for murdering her husband was 210 days. Why only 210 days? Well, she claims he was physically and mentally abusive. That he made her wear “slutty" clothes and engage in lewd sex acts. And after losing tens of thousands of dollars to a Nigerian scam artist she was afraid of how he would react, so she confronted her husband, shotgun in her hand. Her family testified that they had seen her with black eyes and large bruises over the past three years. THREE YEARS – and they did nothing. I call BS! B-fucking-S. This nation is full of fucking retards who will believe any old bullshit. Currently, the murdered pastor’s parents have custody of the children, and have filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against Mary Winkler. Meanwhile, she begins her job at a dry cleaners who’s owner, one Paul Pillow (((snicker)))reportedly said: “everyone in McMinnville is glad she's back.” Hmm, I’m guessing Matthew Winkler’s parents don’t live in McMinnville.

Let’s review:
1) She fell victim to a well known scam and lost tens of thousands of dollars, all the while lying to everyone she knew about her behavior.
2) She supposedly was abused for years, never mentioned it to anyone, and decided only to resist her husband AFTER she had lost the family’s savings.
3) Her family did nothing to help her even though they saw signs of abuse, which they only seem recall and act upon once Mary was on trial for murder. (Note that during her police interrogation she compared the verbal abuse she suffered from her husband to the verbal abuse her mother suffered from her father. I wonder how daddy liked that comparison?)
4) She murdered her husband with a shot in the back. “In the wee hours the next morning, as her daughters slept elsewhere in the house, Mary Winkler picked up her husband's 12 gauge shotgun, aimed it at his back as he lay in bed and fired a single shot from less than 3 feet away. She then left him there to die a slow death amid his own pooling blood, fleeing with her daughters to the beach for what she knew would be one final getaway with her girls.”
5) As stated above, she ran away with her three young children, rather than seek help or turn herself in. She said she did this because she wanted to have one last fling with the girls before prison.

I know what’s let do (intentional poor grammar) – Let’s give her her chillen back. After all, chillen belong with their mother, no matter how stupid, mentally ill, or deceitful she is.

Does it occur to anyone that if all a woman has to do to get away with murder is to say she was abused (not prove abuse mind you, only level accusations in tandem with introducing a black afro wig and an eight inch pair of stiletto heels into evidence as proof she was sexually abused) that some women might lie about abuse to save their own filthy stinking asses? As hard as it may be to realize this, someone has to say it: Just because this stupid cunt was depressed and mental doesn’t mean it was her husband’s fault.

A little known fact about the Winkler case is that Winkler insisted detectives photograph her both with and without her foxy-black-mama wig, the wig her abusive husband so adored.

I am just waiting for the interview where she tells the reporter, with deepest sincerity and a look of exuberant bliss on her haggish face: I know God has forgiven me, and that’s all that matters.

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Weak White Women and The Weak White Men who Love them

Today, I want to engage in more speculation on male-female differences, and how feminism and the female mind in general is a weakness infecting our Western Civilization. I want to share with you a couple of quotes, and links to find the articles. I don’t agree with these articles in full, but the bits I am sharing I agree with absolutely.

From Spare the Women, William Tucker, 2004:

Killing all the men and sparing women of the enemy is as old as history. When Moses sent the Israelites again the Midianites, he commanded them: Now therefore kill every male among the little ones and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. (Numbers 31: 17-18)

The strategy has a simple biological basis. Women are the "scarce resource" in human reproduction. One man can impregnate a thousand women but a woman can only be impregnated, at any given time, by one man. Men reproduce by controlling women. Women reproduce by going with controlling men.

[…]

This underlying sexual dynamic explains -- to my mind at least -- why women seem to have such difficulty in grasping the idea Islam forms a direct threat to our civilization. My wife assures me, with complete sincerity, that Mohammad Atta never would have flown a jumbo jet into the World Trade Center if people had been "nice" to him while he was living in this country. This makes him, of course, a victim of discrimination, an object of American prejudice -- and ultimately a man without his own history or religion. Women are natural appeasers. When two bull moose are battling over a harem, the females simply wait until a winner emerges and them [sic] go with him. Contemporary human females seem to retain some of this generic passivity. They cannot fathom the life-or-death stakes these conflicts present to men. Deep in their hearts they know that -- like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed -- the victor will ultimately spare their lives. Women -- and the male politicians who appeal to them -- honestly believe that hostile outsiders bent on destroying our civilization can be appeased.

From Girly Girls and Girly Boys: The Ancestral Roots of Man-Think versus Fem-Think, Kent Bailey, 2004:

In humans and chimpanzees, however, it is the female who must leave the safe home environment and then integrate herself into the "groom's" often strange and threatening family and tribal configuration. I suggest that this phenomenon goes to the very heart of female psychology and the dynamics of fem-think. Upon entering a new, strange, and possibly dangerous new social environment, the female gave up her old culture for a new one and her survival was predicated upon doing so quickly and skillfully. Under duress, she was required to give up her family culture partially or completely, and to essentially "become one of them." We see that the Stockholm syndrome, cultural relativism, and "going with the cultural flow" have ancient roots indeed on the distaff side. The survival credo of fem-think throughout history has been, "Tell me what to do and I will do it if you promise to be nice."

In the world of fem-think, one does not develop, defend, or maintain a pre-existing culture, but one, [sic] instead one relies upon the three "A's" of survival in a strange camp- appeasement, adjustment, and adaptation. I am not aware of women, as a group, ever going to war to repel invaders, to protect the integrity of a pre-existing culture, or over matters of moral or theological abstraction. All of that is men's work premised upon the principles of man-think. I suggest that a small cadre of the intellectual left intuitively understood this over fifty years ago and they brilliantly conspired to co-opt the feminist movement and its girly girls and girly boys into the war against men, man-think, religion, and the Western way of life. As in ancestral times, females readily integrated themselves into this new "culture" and embraced it as their own.

2007-08-15T06:14:00.000-05:00

*** Amero Joke ***

Last night, Hal Turner posted this on his website:

PROOF: OUR LEADERS ARE BETRAYING US ALL!
FOR MONTHS WE'VE ALL HEARD STORIES ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY THAT THE UNITED STATES, CANADA AND MEXICO WOULD BE "MERGED" INTO A NEW SOVEREIGN ENTITY CALLED THE "NORTH AMERICAN UNION" . . . . .
GOVERNMENTS DENIED IT PUBLICLY AND OTHERS CALLED US "CONSPIRACY NUTS."
WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF: THEY ARE COINING MONEY IN THE NAME OF THIS NEW ENTITY!!!!

Then Michael Rivero, with suspicion, picked it up:

The "Amero" is here?
"The Hal Turner Show" has received images of the new unit of currency they are planning. It is called "the Amero" which will replace the "Dollar" and the "peso" in all three countries once they are merged out of existence!

My first reaction to these coins was laughter. They are such propaganda. I posted my response to these pictures on Hal Turner’s Website. Here are a few reasons to doubt this “PROOF” and realize we are looking at a joke (I post them here in case they don’t get posted at Hal’s site):
1) Notice the use of fasces on the 20 and 100 coins. Get it? North American Union (NAU) = Fascism. Well, duh.
2) Notice that arrows have been replaced by lightning bolts and the eagle in no longer bald. Once again, NAU = European-style Fascism.
3) The third coin is touted as pure silver, yet it has the same value as the second coin. It’s comforting to know that our ZOG-NWO masters will be reinstating a policy of using precious metals based currency, not a barcode tattooed to the palm or forehead.
4) We should also thank ZOG-NWO that the coins should be really easy to forge, since their design will be so simplistic.

Don’t waste your time trying to convince me that these are the real deal. They aren’t. They aren’t leaked prototypes either, so don’t pursue that concept. Don’t try and tell me that even if they aren’t real they have propaganda value for our side, because they don’t. They make people who believe in them look foolish at best and insane at worst. They only have propaganda value to our enemies. And no, they aren’t disinformation either, part of a massive conspiracy to discredit Hal Turner and other radical internet personalities. They are a joke. I know humor. These coins are meant to make you laugh, even if they don’t. (This was a line I used on my show, it too was meant to make you laugh, even though it didn’t.)

I would like there to be a global economic meltdown. I believe it would precipitate the clash of civilizations in which White people will either triumph or be annihilated. Either way it turns out, the slow, mind-numbingly painful decline of our race will come to an end. Life has become a torture watching the once great White race debase itself and grovel in the Mud at the pleasure of its Zionist masters. The problem is, the meltdown is not coming, and the decline continues at an arithmetic/linear pace, not an exponential one. Yes, the pace is excruciating, and resembles dental work without anesthesia performed by the shakiest, most hesitant, blind, 90-year-old, arthritic grandma ever to get through the Orin Scrivello, DDS Memorial Dental school.

Enter the cheerleaders for our swift decline. I’ll admit, until the past few months I had no idea what a sub-prime mortgage was. I am a tenant indentured servant, like my peasant ancestors before me. On the one hand, thankfully, I had radical left and right online news and blogs to assure me that a mass of people, unable to make payments on sub-prime mortgages was about to set into motion a global economic collapse. On the other hand, unfortunately, I’ve heard it all before. America has not been done in by a depression, fuel crisis, junk bonds, recession, Y2K, 9-11, or a stock market bubble. As the value of the dollar dropped last year, I was assured that China would dump its reserves and America would collapse. Now I’m assured the mortgage market will cause financial Armageddon followed by actual Armageddon. Now for the secret: this is simple millennialism. This is the same old end-of-the-world nonsense that the powerless have duped people with time and time again. I know we feel hopeless, and the world is spinning out of our control, but an apocalypse is not going to let us come into our own when we can’t manage to save our race even in relatively good times - The theory goes that the best of our race (which some have likened to a proverbial frog) will survive such catastrophe, will leap out in time, but if said frog remains in a pot of gradually warming water it will die. Without catastrophe, no awakening. They may be right about that. But continuously, no catastrophe manifests, and the status quo decline proceeds.

I wonder what story will be made up to shrug off this latest idiocy (Hal: It was a joke all along! Listeners: Yeah, we knew that too, Hal. Heh, Heh?) This sooo smacks of déjà vu. Check this post from the CDN Blog archive from December of 2006:

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Countdown...5...4...3...2...1...3...2...1... No, for real this time...5...4...3...2...wuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnn...n..n.2...
wuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnn

In the early afternoon on Sunday, Hal Turner posted this on his website:

Countdown. . . .Gold and Silver Commodities Markets Open in Asia at 2:30 Eastern US Time todayWe will begin to see reaction to the China Dollar Sell-offYou too can monitor the live market at the link below. . . .SCROLL to the THIRD chart showing The World Spot Price - Asia/Europe/NY markets!

This was the capstone of his economic meltdown hysteria. What a freakin’ surprise – by 4:30 EST that post had disappeared. No meltdown today. I would like to point out what I see as an emerging trend of White Nationalist Millennialism:When the world collapses, we will come into our own! We’ll be on top of the heap!

How we are supposed to do that when we can’t get our act together right here and right now is beyond me. A so-called “leader” in the White Nationalist movement can’t just make these claims and then erase the evidence when they don’t come true. Besides being counter-productive, it is slimy and dishonest. I’ve had enough of Hal Turner.
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Update: 6 hours later and my post is not published on Hal's website. It was just a paragraph long, and was neither vulgar or deliberately insulting. I just made my points about the coins and left.

Update 2: Michael Rivero has found the source of this coin fraud: "Fantasy Pattern Coins"

2007-08-14T08:49:00.000-05:00

*** Lonely LOLita ***

Anyone out there listening to The Insurgent Radio Show? It's my favorite of the White racist internet shows available. I get tired of Christian / Christian Identy crap REAL quick. Over the past couple of shows, the issue of male-female relations has been a hot topic thanks to Lone Wolf Leta (sp?). After "Grace" called TT yesterday, I had to send him an e-mail about her message:

Dear Mr. Metzger:

Whoever that female was who reamed you out on your answering machine yesterday calling herself Grace sure did sound a lot like Leta, not just in voice but in spirit. I’d like to remind whoever it was that it’s kind of hard to be a gallant white knight carrying a delicate, chaste maiden over a mud puddle while she’s screaming: “Lift me up higher you fucking dumbass! Jeezus fucking Christ, haven’t you heard of fucking chivalry?”

He may not want to pursue the issue, but I do. It seems to me that among the many consequences of feminism and sexual liberation is schizophrenia in male-female relationships. What is it with women who want equal pay, equal say, and equal lay – but still want their virtue defended? How does that work? Hold a door for one woman and she smiles, hold a door for another and she chews you out. Stand up for a lady who’s got some guy leering over her and she could thank you or she could tell you to butt out, she can handle it. Say to a gal how beautiful she looks and she might call you a pervert, don’t say it and she might leave with the guy who did say it. Feminism confounds man’s kindness, turning his every action into a political statement.

Personally, I agree with Leta’s puritanical streak. I don’t think it’s just a Christian or religious thing to want to inhibit promiscuity. There are societal benefits to virginity, chastity and monogamy – like preventing the spread of STD’s, making sure every child has a two parent household, and avoiding the emotional damage of a cheating lover. But, our people don’t need to shriek about morality or God or the good ol’ days to get this point across. And we really don’t need one more issue added to the heap to divide the struggle. This is a personal matter each lone wolf should deal with – we have much more to worry about as white racists.

I don’t know why everyone thinks that to be in the struggle they have to agree on everything all the time or be enemies.

If you haven't heard the last two shows yet, go and get them. They should prove amusing.

2007-08-06T03:38:00.000-05:00

What to do if your car is submerged, and you are retarded.

This CNN.com report proudly presents what to do if your car is submerged in water. What timeliness, given that falling off a collapsing bridge into murky water is currently the number one public fear. According to the report, 1500 vehicles a year will end up in such a situation. The problem with this story is that its life saving acronym is completely retarded: S.O.S Go!

S. Stay Calm. (Fair enough)
O. Open the window (O is for obvious, too.)
S. Unbuckle seatbelt (Forget the fact we are swapping verbs and nouns with this acronym, what kind of fucking advice is it to tell a person to unbuckle the seatbelt if they want to get out of a sinking car? Do these people have to push the OnStar button when they get stuck in their cars on a day-to-day basis?
OnStar: “Hello, this is OnStar.”
Driver: “OnStar, I can’t get out of my car.”
OnStar: “Did you unbuckle your seatbelt?”
Driver: “What’s that? I’ve don’t understand your technical jargon, magic talking button lady.”)
Go! Get out of the car. (This completes our exercise in absolute, unmitigated stupidity. If you need or think you can use this acronym you are dead already.)

It should be noted that the demonstration is laughable at best. The car ends up submerged only to just below the window (Convenient!), the window is rolled down (What is the likelihood power windows would work in such a situation? Also, what about letting water rush in if you are completely submerged?), and the driver is capable of swimming out of the car (Tough shit for anyone who can’t swim or who has to swim against the force of inrushing water).

A quote from the officer interviewed in the piece: “A common misconception is you have to wait til’ the vehicle actually submerges, and then open up the door.” WTF? Who the hell has been spreading that around? I have never heard that before. What kind of idiot is out there saying: “Oops! I’ve driven into the river again! I better wait for my car to go completely underwater before I try to escape.”

I'm almost ready to try to escape!

I have an acronym to follow if you accidentally end up watching a news story on CNN.com:
S. Stay calm.
O. Open your favorites.
S. Select the link to the suicide support network of your choice.
Go! Get the gun out of your mouth. It’s not your fault everyone is so stupid.

2007-08-03T10:03:00.000-05:00

The Chimp who Would be King

Imagine a bulldyke rattling a monkey’s cage with a piece of poo on a stick and you have pretty much got an idea of the current democratic presidential contest. In the past couple of years, Obama has enjoyed the public adoration that was once the purview of Colin Powell. Remember a time when people asked if Powell would be America’s first black president? Now that crown of watermelon seeds and chicken bones has been passed to Obama, with self-hating White people everywhere maniacally trampling one another to be the first to declare they would vote for whatever ape-creature-turned-candidate is the current media darling.

But Obama can’t escape the limitations to his frontal lobes imposed by the Negro portion of his half-breed genetics. Twice in the past week he has let Hillary's mind game get the better of him, and the media has noticed. Obama’s failures are like the moment in a conversation when you find out that the otherwise intelligent, likeable guy or gal you have taken an interest in admits he or she has Hepatitis C, but it doesn’t interfere with day-to-day life. It’s a buzzkill that signals the end of a flirtation, and a slow decline into avoidance and eventual unknowing. When I read this quote from Obama, I was not the only one who realized it could have lifted from the latest George the Second monologue:

"There are terrorists holed up in those mountains who murdered 3,000 Americans. They are plotting to strike again. […] If we have actionable intelligence about high-value terrorist targets and President Musharraf won't act, we will."

Barrack Obama, Candidate for the Presidency of the United States

Hear that? It’s the sound of a gorilla thumping its chest. It kind of sounds like bongos, but it is definitely some sort of bestial, territorial pissing gone awry. That was Obama’s response to Hillary’s criticism that Obama was naive. She put out the banana on a wire, and, being a monkey, Obama couldn’t help but lunge for it. Check out this link for a consideration of the Pakistani response to Obama.

And just yesterday, Obama was caught flubbing an answer to a hypothetical question about nuclear strikes against Al-Qaeda. Here was what he said:

I think it would be a profound mistake for us to use nuclear weapons in any circumstance … involving civilians," he said, appearing uncomfortable with the query.

Later, he made a second try:

"Let me scratch that. There's been no discussion of nuclear weapons. That's not on the table."

This isn’t the junior high debate club you retard! You don’t get a second try. The cameras are rolling, or hadn’t you noticed? (((devilish giggling)))

2007-08-02T04:21:00.000-05:00

USA continues to slip comfortably into 3rd World Status

Follow these links for a couple of local stories about the Minnesota bridge collapse:

Bridge passed inspections last year, ongoing repair work was superficial

7 dead, 20 still missing

Of course, the media pundits response to this will be:

America's infrastructure is not failing! Bridges fall down all the time. One fell in Canada a few years ago, remember? And you pinko traitors LOVE Canada! This is just another example of Chicken Little chirping "The sky is falling!" You people are defeatist cynics who hate George Bush and the recent success the troop surge has garnered. We point out how only 70-some soldiers died last month, the lowest death tally this year, and they whimper "My bwwiddge fewell dowonn." Get over it. If we fail in Iraq it will be because of whiners like you complaining the government is putting its resources in the wrong place. This was a terrible tragedy, but, I mean, how do we know that Al-Qaeda didn't do this? How do we really know?

I think that covers the talking points memos being drafted this morning.

2007-08-01T04:20:00.000-05:00

Popadics’ Publicity Stunt Goes on Despite Lackluster Public Disapproval

Chrissy Popadics and Ian Johnson, that ever-so-charming interracial match-made-in-heaven have finally jumped the broom... Literally- they jumped over a broom following their vows – like in Roots (((snicker))). We here at CDN think it is just dreadful that you evil white supremacists tried to intimidate this couple with threats, without even so much as a pipe bomb filled with nails being found in the church. What is the movement coming to?

Slow down Congo Romeo- there's no banana in there!

For your titillation (((snicker))), CDN has exclusive coverage of the wedding…

Here is a special keepsake handed out to guests arriving at the ceremony, so they will always remember this special day:

Chrissy Popadics lovingly holds her fiancées hand at the altar, while making guttural cooing and clicking noises under her breath to keep him calm amidst the crowd of onlookers.

Ian and Chrissy leaving the church, husband and wife:

At the reception, Ian’s infant nephew playfully attempts to take the pacifier from the mouth of Chrissy’s nephew:

The reception was held at Ian’s parent’s home:

A lively (and somewhat tipsy!) Ian nearly topples the wedding cake:

You can find the honeymoon photos and movies at: www.idahobeastiality.com/womanmarriedape/...

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