Thursday, October 20, 2016

NRO Furious Leftists Interfering with Kike Chicken Choking Ritual

5. Trouble-Making Cookie Monster Is 'National Nuisance' 
Lurv the first line of this article  – "No one wants to hear the Cookie Monster say he's going to kill their family"

4. Donald Trump just ceded the presidency to Hillary ClintonPerhaps, but there are still 20 days to go. There were two points in last night's debate that I thought would stand out the most in the Mass Media's election frenzy, and today's coverage confirmed my assumptions. One was when Trump said he would keep everyone in suspense about whether or not he would accept the results of the election. The other was his flippant, "best of luck" comment that made it sound like he didn't think he could win anymore. I made the round of the White Whateverist interwebs, and most are just glossing over their fuhrer's fading star. I think election fatigue has officially set in.

3. Playing devil's advocate? Artist's attempt to recreate the head of a missing Jesus statue leaves church-goers shocked by gargoyle Christ
HAHAHAHA! Outstanding. The story reminds us that this is the second time in recent memory that half-assed attempts at fixing Jebus artworks have led to high hilarity. I have officially renamed this work, White Madonna with Mixed Race Infant Jesus. The future is staring you in the face below, worthless White Christian cucks. And while we are on the subject of race mixing...

2. Ivanka Trump furiously denies claims she 'once said she wanted to see mulatto cock
She is made for Jewish cocks only, as her father has testified to Howard Stern. So maybe Lenny Kravitz would be able to satisfy her curiosity, while remaining kosher. And speaking of Jewish cocks, well, kinda...

1.  NRO Furious Leftists Interfering with Kike Chicken Choking Ritual
LINK Kapparot is the Jewish practice of waving a chicken around one's head to transfer one's sins to the bird, followed by killing the chicken to seal the deal with the magic Yid in the clouds. One wonders if NRO would be so ready to leap to the defense of religious liberty if, say, the chicken wavers had been voodoo practitioners from Haiti.

No comments:

Post a Comment