Monday, October 24, 2016

It's the Great Trumpkin

5. Fisher-Price faces a backlash after releasing toy which shows moms driving around getting smoothies instead of working
To be more reflective of the state of the modern Kwa, the toy should feature parents OD'ing on smack in the front seat, while a kid is strapped into a car seat in the back.

4. Jared Fogle’s Ex-Wife Says Subway Knew Its Spokesman Was a Pedophile
They mean spokeskike, not spokesman. Regardless, isn't it amazing that Subway relied so much on Jewey Jared that they were willing to overlook accusations he touched the chilluns? Was he really that important to their sales model? Did people literally decide whether or not to eat Subway sandwiches based on Jared, as opposed to based on being too poor to afford better or having no sense of taste?

3. France buses 1,600 migrants out of notorious ‘Jungle’ camp in Calais
Jebus Cripes - you would think Whities would have learned by now that nothing good comes from taking savages out the jungle. There are more appropriate ways of rectifying such a situation.

2. California Guard vets told to repay millions in enlistment bonuses
HAHAHAHA! Jewed by Uncle Schlomo. If you army boys didn't realize before that you fight and die for kikes, you should now.

1. It's the Great Trumpkin
Donald Trump visits a pumpkin patch and tells farmers that the election is 'rigged'

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