Wednesday, October 12, 2016

GOP Nigger Candidate Offers Harlem Free Watermelons, Kool-Aid, and KFC

5. 500,000 elderly people go missing in China every year
Less expensive than dog meat.

4.  Putin ally tells Americans: vote Trump or face nuclear war
HA! As if I needed any more reason not to vote for Cheeto Jesus. Let the nukes fly, ruski.

3. To Catch Nazis, Prosecutors Go 'Back in Time'
The article says a VR model of Auschwitz is being used to determine if trees could have blocked the view of the crimes being committed at the facility ... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Aren't we supposed to believe that black smoke from the mass cremations billowed out across the countryside? And everyone would have seen it too, if it hadn't been for those pesky trees!

2. New CoverGirl Is Teen Boy
Sure, why not? Left and right agree - the culture wars are over. Kikebart has probably dispatched Milo to pick this kid up as another Twink for Trump.

1. GOP Nigger Candidate Offers Harlem Free Watermelons, Kool-Aid, and KFC
Is This Republican NY Senate Candidate More Unhinged Than Trump?
He's an Afro-Cuban Republican with a history of being dispatched by his party to run for offices he cannot possibly win. Recently, he became a Trump-wannabe, and decided that there is no such thing as bad press.

I have accepted the fact that there is no need for Compulsory Diversity News to parody MultiKulturalism - because MultiKulturalism has become a parody of itself. The parody has been universally embraced as Idiocracy becomes reality, and there seems to be almost no audience left who can appreciate the absurdity all around us. However, I have assigned myself a task.

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