Friday, September 30, 2016

Home Depot Apologizes for Triggering Canucks

5. Police: Student admits he wore gorilla mask to taunt Black Lives Matter protesters. Now he’s charged with civil rights intimidation.
He didn't even get a rise out of the sub-apes he was taunting. Moron. Good job destroying your employment prospects for any company where the HR department knows how to use Google.

4. Twitter, ‘lies’ and videotape: Trump shames beauty queen
Trump was up at 3am last night recommending a sex tape to his Twitter followers in order to shame a fat-beaner-former-Miss-Universe. It's been said Hillary's Miss Piggy barb got under Donald's skin. That was an understatement. It didn't just get under it, it ripped it off and wore it like Jame Gumb. What the fuck is wrong with him? And while we are on the subject of fat shaming ...

3. Driver who spent three days with his girlfriend's dead body after SUV crash 'lied to police about her death when he crawled to the road three days later'
Given her porcine qualities, maybe he was just ashamed to have been caught dating her.

2. Philippines' Duterte likens himself to Hitler, wants to kill millions of drug users
I've been hoping for 10 years that people would do away with political correctness. I just didn't figure that when it happened, it would only apply to a couple of rambling, demented faux-politicians whose only reason for being un-PC is because they have no impulse control.

1. Home Depot Apologizes for Triggering Canucks
Home Depot pulls Scary Peeper Creeper from stores in Canada after complaints
Seems that it reminded people of a voyeur serial rapist/murderer, Paul Bernardo.

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