Thursday, September 08, 2016

Coke and Walmart Hilariously Commercialize 9/11

5. Transgenders in Bolivia given new identity cards
 It absolutely never fails! If I see a news article about transgender people, there is always an outrageously funny pic on the other end. The story is piffle, but the pic is comedy gold.


4. Google Program to Deradicalize Jihadis Will Be Used for Right-Wing American Extremists Next
Don't people first have to be radicals in order to be deradicalized? Hate to break it to you Google, but White Whateverists today are basically just garden-variety Republicans who like to anonymously bully people with Nazi frog memes on Twitter.

3. New Black Standard of Sanity: North Carolina dad commits suicide after killing teenage son, shooting ex-wife
But before he took himself out, where do you think he went first? Kikebook, of course. Quoting: “What’s up everybody? I just killed my f------ wife,” Earl Valentine said in his early Tuesday admission video. Oh, the Information Age.

2. ‘Do the white thing’: Infamous Oregon neo-Nazi covers his truck in racist pro-Trump slogans
The "neo-Nazi" in question is Jimmy Marr. My problem with this story? What should be everyone's problem in der Movement - that the "White Thing" is supposed to be voting for a grandfather of mischling. Awareness of such a basic disconnect with the fundamental interests of White people should be White Advocacy 101 - but, no. If you, "right-wing extremists" cannot quit the Jew, your race is doomed.

1. Coke and Walmart Hilariously Commercialize 9/11

Alternate title for this story - "We Will Never Forget ... the Savings!"


A Walmart store's shocking tribute to 9/11 has sparked fury just three days ahead of the 15th anniversary of the terror attacks.

Tone-deaf staff at the branch in Panama City, Florida, decided to stack up packs of Coca-Cola, Sprite and water in the shape of the Twin Towers.

Above the disrespectful display was a sign reading 'We Will Never Forget' alongside a banner advertising a 'Rollback' on the $3.33 soft drinks.

All we need is a couple of Muzzies to ram their shopping carts into the display screaming "Allahu Akbar!" while some Israelis dance in the adjoining aisle. Again ... Outstanding!


  1. Dem robots be rayciss an' sheeit!

    1. Excellent - I love when these stories come straight to me like this, thank you!

      So, they worry that the data set was skewed by not having enough people of color. I suggest we create a sample pool with large number of gorillas and just a handful of Chalkisettes and a handful of she-boons. What do you want to bet that one of the she-boons would be declared the most beautiful of the apes once the averaging takes place?

  2. Hey, she's a chalkie AND a choccie! The ultimate celebration of diversity! Yay!

    1. Oh, dear non-existent God, what a monster. Reminds me of my joke about the werenigger caught mid-transformation.

      And of course she is a model. See: