Thursday, August 18, 2016

Knucklehead Scientists Research Knuckle Cracking

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Muh Sports Heroes!

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They created the sty, now they don't want to flop around in the mud? Too bad, so sad.

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The truth. But NRO has become politically irrelevant - who will listen in an election year when the presidential candidates of both parties support the transgender insanity?

1. Knucklehead Scientists Research Knuckle Cracking
Because cancer is cured, and you've got nothing better you could be doing right? Sigh. They took 400 ultrasounds of people cracking their knuckles, and determined there didn't seem to be any evidence knuckle cracking was "bad" for you. This was compared to the findings of a 1990 study that found it was. Hooray for Science and Mass Media!

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  1. I was really hoping to find a link here for the Haitian sprinter doing his ape dance before hilariously running directly into the hurdle. That is THE only thing that would be funnier than him falling on his Mandingo ass. But the worse thing (if you don't count Zika babies not being immediately taken to a euthanization chamber after birth) is the professors despondent over Aff Action "underserving" black students. That is just the backstory to BOTH political candidates bemoaning the state of K-12 edjingcation for blacks. If we could ONLY take the po, po niglets that are "less fortunate, disenfranchised," why, they would graduate high skool, reading, writing and 'rithmeticking JUST LIKE whites, Asians and Jews. Yes, because after 3 generations of public school indoctrination blaming Whitey for all their problems and the Kike media cheerleading "successful" blacks as actors, rappers and sport stars, do "kwans really think black yoof nowadays are gonna have a come to Jeebus moment and
    say, "Oh, wow, now we got skools like Whitey, forget my rapper and bakkaball heroes! I's gonna study hard and go to college and get a Obama degree to get muh good job"?

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  2. "kwans really think black yoof nowadays are gonna have a come to Jeebus moment and say, "Oh, wow, now we got skools like Whitey, forget my rapper and bakkaball heroes! I's gonna study hard and go to college and get a Obama degree to get muh good job"?"

    HA! Why, yes. Yes they do.

    I was watching a documentary on human evolution the other day that made exactly the argument that humans are all born interchangeable. You can simply mix them up around the world and they will all perform the same way in any society. This is what the MultiKult believes. All evidence to the contrary is dismissed as the legacy of racism.

    This same documentary claimed that keeping alive the unfit was part of the human evolutionary plan. They actually compared correcting near-sightedness to keeping alive insulin-dependent diabetics - drawing an equivalency between an acquired condition to an inherited genetic disease. How can you argue with people who are so willing to discount reason in favor of their humanist fantasies?

    https://youtu.be/8Ue55Kd6Z0E?t=51m40s

    By the way, despite what narrator Oscar Schindler says - insulin is not "a cure" for a defective pancreas anymore than kidney dialysis is "a cure" for defective kidneys.

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