Monday, August 22, 2016

Delightful White Trash Rant: You should have stayed in Africa!

5. China builds first overseas military outpost
Yay! Time for me to dust off my old "Yellow Peril" propaganda. I do love the classics. Crap - I forgot I had it all translated into German for the Kaiser. Sigh. Speaking of Germans...

4. Germany Wants Citizens to Stockpile Food
Nothing to be alarmed about, so it's said. Just want to make sure the migrants are well fed when they finally go on their long awaited rampage. And speaking of being overrun with filth...

3. Gross 'black slime' creeps over Washington DC's most famous monumentsOh, symbolism. As goes the 'Kwa, so go it's monuments. And speaking of discoloration...

2. ‘Good Morning America’ Anchor Apologizes For Using ‘Offensive’ Racial Slur on Live TV
Unfortunately for my desire to be entertained, the offense on this occasion wasn't bleepable or even *!&*%!* worthy. She said "colored people" instead of "people of color". This is an outrage! Somebody get the NAACP on the phone! And while your at it, let them know about this...

1. Delightful White Trash Rant: ‘YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN AFRICA’ Horrifying moment semi-naked mum falls out her bikini during shocking foul-mouthed racist rant
You know what shocks me most about this story? She has no tattoos, and she didn't scream "Go Trump!" But, the ill-fitting bikini in a residential parking lot, combined with the cigarette dangling from her fingers, more than make up for the aforementioned deviations from stereotype. I also enjoyed the sullen, Russian-peasant-looking fellow behind her.

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