Monday, June 27, 2016

‘Super racist’ Pool Safety Poster Causes Pearl Clutching

Texas Dad Put Baby In Fridge After Leaving Her In Hot Car, Killing Child: Police
What, did he think she was like Frosty the Snowman and would spring back to life in the cold? It's funny ... I was just looking at that advisory in a car that said "The safest place for your child's car seat is in the backseat of the vehicle." And I thought, "Yeah, but that's also the place where you might forget about them." The guy who forgot in this case was an unemployed High School teacher. Yay, Kwanian Education System!

Rapper Hosts 'Peace' Event, Is Killed on Way Home
Oh, DATGOY, you is turribull! Turned out to be more of a "Rest in Peace Event" actually.

Why Twitter destroyed Justin Timberlake
Sheesh, if only. He was trying to pander to the anti-racist crowd and ended up triggering them in a hilariously innocent way. He dared use the old "we are all the same under the skin" bullshit Sesame Street was brainwashing him with as a kid. He didn't keep up with the shift toward the White privilege narrative, which makes Whites guilty of racism simply by existing. In so doing, he revealed he is getting old. And while were on the subject on Social Media outrage...

‘The Daily Show’ Blasted For Posting ‘Single Worst Tweet of All Time’ After SCOTUS Abortion Ruling
The "worst" part about it was it just wasn't funny. I don't mean it wasn't funny from the standpoint of pearl-clutching while claiming something isn't funny because it is morally reprehensible. What I mean it was poorly constructed, poorly executed, and simply not well thought out. But what do you expect from the mediocre mulattoes over at Comedy Central?

‘Super racist’ pool safety poster prompts Red Cross apology
Now to me, a "super racist" pool safety poster says "Warning Niggers: You will be shot if you try to go for a swim in the Whites Only pool!" In this case, look below and see if you can figure out why this is "super racist". Hint: Think of ADT commercials.

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