Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Biblical Numerology Predicts Trump Will Usher in Messiah - HA!

Man Drives Truck Onto National Mall, Thinks He's Exposed to Anthrax
He claims he saw a farmer spreading something on a field and decided to obtain a sample. He then drove to the Mall and called authorities to warn them. In exactly what disaster preparedness scenario is driving directly onto the National Mall with a sample of manure a reasonable response to fearing you have been infected with anthrax? Why doesn't anyone ask the simple question if this guy is insane? Because if he isn't, the 'Kwa has reached a new level in its progress toward Idiocracy.

Melania Trump Says She's the One Who Sets Her Husband 'In the Right Direction:' 'I'm Not Only a Beauty, I'm Smart'
Oh, and humble too! Regarding the beauty part, Melania - you are starting to look like one of the wooden puppets in Team America World Police.

Burlington College Closing Due To "Crushing Debt" Incurred Under Presidency Of Bernie Sanders' Wife
Judging from her impressive girth, I'd say the debt was incurred keeping her fed.

Newt Gingrich’s Sad Audition To Be Donald Trump’s Vice President
HA! I sure do hope Trump picks him, so that Trump can publicly unload on Newt like he does on lick-spittle Christie.

Biblical Numerology Predicts Trump Will Usher in Messiah

Just like it predicted the same for Obama, GB II, Clinton, GB I, etc. The same bible code that told us John Paul II would be the last pope, and then Pope Benedict, and now Pope Lenin. Yay, bible!


  1. Jane O'Meara Sanders bought that white elephant wad of real estate from the Burlington diocese, which had to figure out how to raise a quick $20 million at the peak of the real estate bubble to settle sexual assault and pedo cases. Sanders brokered the purchase of $17 million of diocesan ass covering.

    "Burlington College" was about as much a college as my chicken coop (whose residents are surely smarter than Burlington College's, and produce eggs as well).

    It was some old commie fart's 1970s idea of a "college" for the "nontraditional student" masses. I don't think they ever had more than a few hundred students, most of them single mommies with two-digit IQ or beaner anchor babies who think that whitey is keeping them from being Carlos Slim.

    1. HA! An excellent contribution. Informative and contemptuous in equal measure. Well done.