Monday, March 07, 2016

Luke Skyswisher

Could Luke Skywalker be gay? That question reveals the fatuous depth to which the Mass Media has sunk in service to the MultiKult. Quoting:

Last month, Star Wars: The Force Awakens director J.J. Abrams said it was only a matter of time before the Star Wars universe incorporated a gay character.

“I just read online that J.J. is very much open to that,” Hamill told the Sun. “In the old days, you would get fan mail, but now fans are writing and asking all these questions: ‘I’m bullied in school… I’m afraid to come out.’ They say to me: ‘Could Luke be gay?'”

“I’d say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer,” the actor continued. “If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”

Meant to be interpreted by the viewer ... Hmm. So, whatever weird little sexual thing you are into, if you think Luke was into it, then you shouldn't be ashamed of thinking it. In fact, you cannot judge someone by who they love, and therefore, you can vicariously feel good about whatever queer little kink you've got.

But is gayness the kink that Luke Skywalker really indulges in? Well, let's interpret together. What do we know about his sexuality from the movies? We know that the only onscreen kiss he ever shared was with his own sister, and that he sat back triumphantly in his bed afterward. And somehow - she "Always knew." So if, for example, you were someone who was wondering if Luke is in an incestuous relationship, then "of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.” And don't forget to feel vicariously good about your own inclinations in that direction, should you possess them.



Do you see the degree of the slippery-slope trap that you are standing upon? No? Then prepare to face the Rancor known as the Decline of the West.

6 comments:

  1. Star wars has always been gay

    Darth vader with his s&m uniform
    The faggy power rangers style light
    sabers

    Very appropriate in casting Earl jones as nigger vader who never knew his son,just like real life nigs

    ReplyDelete
  2. It's funny, Melistha Harristh Perwwy made that same argument about Darth Vader being a typical nig-nog until he took off his armor to reveal his good White side.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/14/melissa-harris-perry-star-wars-racist-because-dart/

    ReplyDelete
  3. See? Here we are back at your terrible incestophobia, Adrean.

    What right do you have to judge The Loves That Dare Not Stop Speaking Their Names (While Shoving Themselves Into Both Ends Of Your Alimentary Canal)????

    You terrible non-PC blogging person, you.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I know, I'm just terrible. But someone has to be the monster. We can't have SJW heroes without villains like me.

      Delete
  4. So...wait. Are you saying that if I just learned to do without my regular dose of laughing spasms and guffaw shrieks from reading CDN, if Adrean went away--we wouldn't have any more SJWs?

    Hm. That's a tough one. No more SJWs versus never laughing quite this hard again?

    I'll get back to you on it. Meantime, carry on.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. HA! Don't worry - you would still have them, but they can't be *heroes* without villains like me. But don't let that sway your decision!

      A-drey-drey can't do this forever, now can he? When savior Trump makes the Kwa great again, there will be nothing left to mock.

      Delete