Thursday, March 31, 2016

He Gonna Tap Dat Wax Ass

I missed this story in August of last year, but it made me laugh when I found it today, so I thought I would share it.

Madame Tussauds to fix Nicki Minaj wax figure, increase security after tourists snap inappropriate photos

 "Madame Tussauds attractions are interactive, immersive experiences, and our visitors are generally respectful towards the wax figures," it said in a statement Tuesday. "It is unfortunate that this visitor decided to behave so inappropriately and we apologize for any offense this has caused."

I think that is about as immersive an experience as a nigger buck can have with a wax dummy of a world-famous whore. For Jebus's sake, you put a practically nude Negress sex doll in a doggy-style pose and charged people to gawk at it, and you think what that sub-ape did was inappropriate? Pathetic. You're lucky some frat house didn't take her for a night on the town as a prank! Imagine what you would be cleaning out of the tail end of that waxen thot.


  1. Maybe that buck got extra excited because the wax figure is actually BETTER looking than the primordially disgusting real thing.

  2. Additionally, the waxen thot actually emits a slight vanilla fragrance when heated, which is in stark contrast with the potent water buffalo stench secreted by the Kwanian Negress.