Thursday, March 31, 2016

He Gonna Tap Dat Wax Ass

I missed this story in August of last year, but it made me laugh when I found it today, so I thought I would share it.

Madame Tussauds to fix Nicki Minaj wax figure, increase security after tourists snap inappropriate photos

 "Madame Tussauds attractions are interactive, immersive experiences, and our visitors are generally respectful towards the wax figures," it said in a statement Tuesday. "It is unfortunate that this visitor decided to behave so inappropriately and we apologize for any offense this has caused."

I think that is about as immersive an experience as a nigger buck can have with a wax dummy of a world-famous whore. For Jebus's sake, you put a practically nude Negress sex doll in a doggy-style pose and charged people to gawk at it, and you think what that sub-ape did was inappropriate? Pathetic. You're lucky some frat house didn't take her for a night on the town as a prank! Imagine what you would be cleaning out of the tail end of that waxen thot.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Kikebart "Mongrel" and Faggot Become Alt-Right Apologists

Prepare for lots of swishing about from the Alt-Fags tonight, as they have finally gotten their wish of going mainstream. In a rambling marathon of an article, Kikebart authors Allum Bokhari and Milo Yiannopoulos (the Alt-Right's second favorite fag next to Jack Donovan) have decided that they are the most eminently qualified undesirables on the planet to explain how 21st century White identity has manifested itself in the Alt-Right movement. Let's go through this together, shall we? An Establishment Conservative’s Guide To The Alt-Right

The alternative right, more commonly known as the alt-right, is an amorphous movement. Some — mostly Establishment types — insist it’s little more than a vehicle for the worst dregs of human society: anti-Semites, white supremacists, and other members of the Stormfront set. They’re wrong.

Oh, boy. This is going to go well don't you think? The first thing they felt they needed to do when  apologizing for the Alt-Right was to separate them from anyone who would question Jewish influence, we dregs of society. Do go on, untermenschen ...

[...] There are many things that separate the alternative right from old-school racist skinheads (to whom they are often idiotically compared), but one thing stands out above all else: intelligence. Skinheads, by and large, are low-information, low-IQ thugs driven by the thrill of violence and tribal hatred. The alternative right are a much smarter group of people — which perhaps suggests why the Left hates them so much. They’re dangerously bright.

Wow, this isn't just apologism, it's, to use a sassy Negro expression, straight-up dick-riding. I can see ol' Dicky Spencer right now stroking his patented neo-fascist hairdo with a self-satisfied (and characteristically effeminate) smile. Alt-Righters are simply too smart to be violent curb-stompers. So who are they exactly?

The media empire of the modern-day alternative right coalesced around Richard Spencer during his editorship of Taki’s Magazine. In 2010, Spencer founded, which would become a center of alt-right thought. [...]

other nodes like Steve Sailer’s blog, VDARE and American Renaissance [...]

Gay masculinist author Jack Donovan, who edited AlternativeRight’s gender articles, was an early advocate for incorporating masculinist principles in the alt-right.  [...]

Isolationists, pro-Russians and ex-Ron Paul supporters frustrated with continued neoconservative domination of the Republican party were also drawn to the alt-right [...]

Elsewhere on the internet, another fearsomely intelligent group of thinkers prepared to assault the secular religions of the establishment: the neoreactionaries, also known as #NRx. [...]

LessWrong urged its community members to think like machines rather than humans.[...]

I do believe you left out RamZpaul's kitchen sink, if you want to go back and throw that in. So basically, you just have to be right-of-center and not part of the Republican establishment and you can be Alt-Right. Your real-world examples aren't helping to create a cogent picture. Want to try flowery philosophizing and generalizing like a true Alt-Righter? That will let you set up your own idealized fantasy version of an Alt-Righter, without the pesky inconsistencies of reality getting in the way.

Natural conservatives can broadly be described as the group that the intellectuals above were writing for. They are mostly white, mostly male middle-American radicals, who are unapologetically embracing a new identity politics that prioritises the interests of their own demographic.

For decades, the concerns of those who cherish western culture have been openly ridiculed and dismissed as racist. The alt-right is the inevitable result. No matter how silly, irrational, tribal or even hateful the Establishment may think the alt-right’s concerns are, they can’t be ignored, because they aren’t going anywhere.

A very pretty picture that now begs for some proof that it is even mildly representative of the Alt-Right. Perhaps you can show us how pro-Western culture their concerns are and how they plan to save the West?

Earlier, we mentioned the pressure to self-censor. But whenever such pressure arises in a society, there will always be a young, rebellious contingent who feel a mischievous urge to blaspheme, break all the rules, and say the unsayable. Why? Because it’s funny! [...]

Just as the kids of the 60s shocked their parents with promiscuity, long hair and rock’n’roll, so too do the alt-right’s young meme brigades shock older generations with outrageous caricatures, from the Jewish “Shlomo Shekelburg” to “Remove Kebab,” an internet in-joke about the Bosnian genocide. These caricatures are often spliced together with Millennial pop culture references, from old 4chan memes like pepe the frog, to anime and My Little Pony references.

Yep, Pepe the Frog and My Little Pony seem just as likely to save Western Civilization as the cultural revolution of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Let's stop at this point and just reflect ... can you believe this shit? Can you actually, fucking believe it has come to this? A mud and a Greek faggot rationalizing "Shlomo Shekelburg" as a counter-culture attempt to save Western Civilization. Incredible. Double-down time:

Another, more palatable, interpretation of these memes is that they are clearly racist, but that there is very little sincerity behind them. [...]

The funny thing is, being Millennials, they’re often quite diverse. Just visit a /pol/ thread, where posters’ nationalities are identified with small flags next to their posting IDs.  You’ll see flags from the west, the Balkans, Turkey, the Middle East, South America, and even, sometimes, Africa. Everyone on the anonymous board hurls the most vicious slurs and stereotypes each other, but like jocks busting each other’s balls at the college bar, it’s obvious that there’s little real hatred present.

That is, until the 1488ers show up.

Done apologizing, now time to apply the smear. Anyone who actually takes this thing (saving the White race) seriously is an obvious monster. And, in the opinion of the untermenschen apologists for the Alt-Right,  we monsters gravitated to the Alt-Right because they were accused of racism and bigotry, not because there was a time when they openly espoused pro-White views, instead of shilling for a non-White serial-rapist and a faggot who talks about fucking white men like they are women.

Anything associated as closely with racism and bigotry as the alternative right will inevitably attract real racists and bigots. Calmer members of the alternative right refer darkly to these people as the “1488ers [...]

 Why “1488”? It’s a reference to two well-known Neo Nazi slogans [...]

Not very edifying stuff. But if you want to use the 1488ers to tarnish the entire alt-right, you need to do the same with Islamist killers and Islam and third-wave feminist wackos [...]

At this point, the article takes a weird detour into the trolldom of Andrew Auernheimer, in order to preemptively address a criticism that their later argument will produce. That argument is that the Alt-Right meme-makers aren't serious about what they are saying, and that the Alt-Right is simply playing with the political incorrectness of the racist fringe, while it is secretly just the next generation of White, right-wing bourgeoisie, eager to compromise with the forces that the disintegration of the West has unleashed.

Meanwhile, the alt-right openly crack jokes about the Holocaust, loudly — albeit almost entirely satirically — expresses its horror at “race-mixing,” and denounces the “degeneracy” of homosexuals… while inviting Jewish gays and mixed-race Breitbart reporters to their secret dinner parties. What gives?

For the meme brigade, it’s just about having fun. They have no real problem with race-mixing, homosexuality, or even diverse societies [...]

The intellectuals are animated by a similar thrill: after being taken for granted for centuries, they’re the ones who get to pick apart some of the Enlightenment’s dead dogmas. [...]

The really interesting members of the alt-right though, and the most numerous, are the natural conservatives. They are perhaps psychologically inclined to be unsettled by threats to western culture from mass immigration and maybe by non-straight relationships. Yet, unlike the 1488ers, the presence of such doesn’t send them into fits of rage.

They’re also aware that there are millions of people who don’t share their inclinations [...] the people who are comfortable with diversity, promiscuity, homosexuality, and all other features of the cultural consensus.

Natural conservatives know that a zero-sum battle with this group would end in stalemate or defeat. Their goal is a new consensus, where liberals compromise or at least allow conservative areas of their countries to reject the status quo on race, immigration and gender.

So, are the Mongrel and the Faggot with a hard-on for the Alt-Right, right? Is that what the Alt-Right is all about? Setting up a small, bourgeois remnant of the White West that will let the race-mixers, the homos, and the brown hordes inherit the birthright of White children that the evil 1488ers keep banging on about? Consider the dreadful alternative-Alternative-Right that could happen if the Alt-Right fails!

Should the liberal tribe (and let’s not deny it any longer – that’s both the Democratic and GOP Establishments these days) do business with them? Well, the risk otherwise is that the 1488ers start persuading people that their solution to natural conservatives’ problems is the only viable one.

It is the only viable one. Hence, apologizing the Alt-Right into the mainstream is a great strategy for conservative-chic, anti-White faggots who think dying their black hair blond and popping in some blue contacts is the same thing as saving Western Civilization.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Butter Bitch Slap

Yes ... butter, as we shall see. In the following video, one negropotamus bitch slaps another with with what is claimed to be a handful of "butter."

That's different. What do you think was slapped across that niggeress's face? Can you believe it's not butter? Assuming that it is butter, why would someone slap someone else with butter? Is it possible that the aggressor just happened to have a handful of butter when she decided to get into a fight? Is that something enormously fat niggereses do? Carry around handfuls of butter absentmindly? Or are we ready to believe that the aggressor knew she was going to get into a fight, and her first instinct was to get a handful of butter?

Now if you have had the misfortune of living around Negroes, you will know that the "butter" in question is not Land of Lakes, but is the greasy mess they rub into their hair. Still, its funnier to think of it as the dairy product.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Algebra is too Hard for Kwanians - Time for it to go?

"We choose not to do these things because they are hard!" - 'Kwanian response to Kennedy's Moon Speech.


Who needs algebra?

That question muttered by many a frustrated student over the years has become a vigorous debate among American educators, sparked by a provocative new book that argues required algebra has become an unnecessary stumbling block that forces millions to drop out of high school or college.
One out of 5 young Americans does not graduate from high school. This is one of the worst records in the developed world. Why? The chief academic reason is they failed ninth-grade algebra," said political scientist Andrew Hacker, author of "The Math Myth and Other STEM Delusions."

Hacker, a professor emeritus at Queens College, argues that, at most, only 5 percent of jobs make use of algebra and other advanced math courses.

I find the concept that the reason for the dropout rate in the 'Kwa can largely be placed on 9th-grade algebra risible. Why? Because in my 9th-grade algebra class we also had a couple sophomores, a junior and even one (literally) retarded 19-year-old senior. If you want to stay and keep trying, all you need is a D after 4 years of attempting and you can graduate, even if it is only from a remedial version of the class. And like everything else you learn in public school past the 5th grade, you are not going to need to apply it in an unskilled profession, so you may freely dump it down the memory hole (as if there was any other choice in most cases).

Still, I don't really object to the concept that the majority of people do not require algebra, and I believe it is a waste of time and resources teaching it to them. A sane society would apprentice the majority of young teenagers in trades and get them into the workforce before they even turn 18, Liberal Arts would be seen for the Marxist brainwashing that it is, and the above average kids would be sorted by degree of aptitude into education tracks designed for the various professional classes. But the lie that "You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up!" must be maintained as one of the central pillars of the Amerikwan dream, even if it means that a High School diploma today wouldn't qualify you for the 9th grade 50 years ago. Further, the dream must be maintained even if it means retarding the masses of White kids with a dumbed-down curriculum designed for their non-White replacements. Case in point...

Eighteen-year-old Isaiah Aristy took the algebra Regents test twice and failed it both times.
Aristy, now a freshman at the Borough of Manhattan Community College who is hoping for a career in law enforcement, said he was good at math until he hit algebra.

"When it came to x and y and graphing, that's when I started dropping, and it made me feel low," he said. "But we don't need to learn what x and y is. When in life are we going to write on paper, 'X and y needs to be this?'" [...]

But Aristy isn't just repeating Algebra I again. BMCC is one of about 50 community colleges in 14 state that offer an alternative track called Quantway, developed by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching, that seeks to develop quantitative literacy.

Quantway? Sounds about as legit as Amway. What a disgusting genetic disaster that mud kid is. And he poses so comfortably for a national news story about his chronic failures in mathematics. Oh, for the age when people (and sub-people) still had a sense of shame! Let his muddy visage be a reminder: Get your White kids out of the public schools ASAP!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Chaos at PEZ Easter Egg Hunt in Connecticut

Just a reminder for Easter that the human race is a lost cause...

ORANGE, CT - Will there be a fourth annual PEZ Easter Egg Hunt next year?That is now very much in doubt after a melee of sorts broke out during Saturday's Easter Egg Hunt held at the iconic facility, which left some children even getting pushed around in the process. PEZ officials say some parents didn’t follow the rules, which led to pushing and shoving among some of the 1,000 attendees.

Kwanians not following corporate rules that are meant to substitute for basic common sense and decency? Who could imagine such a thing? Oh yeah - anyone who is paying attention. What's next? Kwanians demanding PEZ institute a police state at an Easter egg hunt? Uh ... yep, exactly. From the PEZ website ...

I'm "appalled on why" your grammar. But what disturbs me more is the notion that this female was not alone in calling for cops to patrol an Easter egg hunt. That's where the 'Kwa is now. The veneer of civilization is so thin at this point that without Big Brother present at any social gathering, the proles might batter each other's children in an effort to obtain the most free eggs.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Old Hag School Teacher Kicks 4-Year-Old Boy in the Back

Quoting this article:

TIFTON, GA (WALB) - Surveillance footage appears to show a teacher knocking down a student in the hallway at school. The [ ] teacher, identified as Amelia Stripling, has since resigned. It happened at the Tift County Pre-K Center in Tifton on March 17.

The child's mother, Sarah Patterson, said her [ ] son just turned 4 years old on Wednesday. She said Stripling thrust her knee into the little boy's back, causing him to fall. Tift County School officials said the young boy was not injured, and reported the incident to the Division of Family and Children Services.

Here is a screen capture from the video:

Now some might be asking, how is this Compulsory Diversity News? Well, the answer is in what I excised from the quotes above. Where you see [ ] insert "special education" for the first set, and "special needs" for the second. I wanted to point out that the awfulness of what this fat old cunt did could be communicated without mentioning the kid was a retard, but the Mass Media has, for some mysterious reason, decided that every mention of this story must include the fact that this kid has "special needs". Of course, the reason isn't so mysterious.

Isn't it interesting that say, for example, this 4-year-old had strangled a puppy with his bare hands, the media would have objected to an accurate headline such as ...

Special Needs Student Strangles Puppy with His Bare Hands

... as unnecessarily referencing the child's disability, and decried it as a form of bigotry.

But if the child is a victim, for some reason the reference becomes necessary? Why? For the same reason that would have existed if the child had been black. Because it fits the victimization narrative and reinforces the Diversity Grievance Hierarchy. The egregiousness of the crime is exacerbated by one lower on the hierarchy attacking one higher on the hierarchy.

It doesn't matter that a developmentally unchallenged 4-year-old has the same chance of avoiding a kick in the back from an adult as a developmentally challenged 4-year-old would. Which is to say, virtually none. For some reason, we are supposed to bellyfeel this more intensely because the child in this case has special needs. And that difference in intended response is evidence that the masses have been brainwashed to replace favoritism of one's own with favoritism of the other - rather than having been taught to find equal value in all human beings, as is the purported goal of diversity education [i.e. the brainwashing of children in the public schools].

Friday, March 25, 2016

What's so Good about Friday?

Yesterday on the job, one of the workers asked me if I had heard of any closings Friday. My answer was, "For what?". She said sheepishly, "For Good Friday." I responded, "No.". She hesitated a moment, and I got the impression she was considering saying more. If I had to guess, I think it was probably going to be something like, "Well, if other places are closing, we won't be so busy, so do you think I could have tomorrow off?" But I think my demeanor adequately communicated I was not going to get into some Mr. Scrooge vs. Bobette Cratchit thing, so she just walked away.

If you were observant and a bit critical, you would probably notice that yesterday, I didn't know that today was a holiday. If you have frequented this blog, you will probably guess that the reason I didn't know that is because I am not a Christian. Now, there will be some who say, that's no excuse, that I should be aware of every Christian holiday because we live in a Christian society and blah, diddy, fuckin-blah. Well, I don't give a crap. And let me show you why...

That's Pope Lenin, kissing the feet of a Muslim African invader. That is not just the Christianity of today, that is the only Christianity I have ever known during my stay on this planet. That grovelling, sniveling, disgusting, debased, atrocity of a religion that makes weakness the greatest virtue, and wretchedness a close second. As if the preposterous fairy tales of a magic fish-dispensing basket, casting demons into pigs, and wine turning into blood when you drink it aren't bad enough, this religion asks White people to abase themselves before the most perverted and degraded refuse humanity has to offer.

White, racially-aware Christian: Oh, but that's not the way its always been! The church today has been poisoned!

Well, that's the way it is now, that's the only way I've ever seen it, and that's why it must be rejected in total.

White, racially-aware Christian: The church today is anti-White, but you still need to have faith. You can't reject Christianity, it is part of White heritage!

Sure I can reject it, as Christians rejected paganism. Religion is not blood, despite your fairy tales. Our people endure, even as their beliefs change. The old Christianity could not keep up and has been replaced with secular humanism, the Social Marxist Catholicism of Pope Lenin, and the Social Marxist Protestantism of a gaggle of lesbian ministers. These beliefs were only able to flourish because of the inherent weakness of their predecessor, your beloved old school Christianity. Just as your old school Christianity flourished because of the inherent weakness of paganism.

White, racially-aware Christian: If you don't have faith, then you're going to hell! But me, I'm going to heaven!

I am in hell. Western Civilization is dead and I am living alongside its massive, unburied, rotting corpse. But rather than tell me where we are going when we die, why don't you tell me where you are going this Sunday?

White, racially-aware Christian: To church.

You mean the church that has been poisoned, and that is anti-White? Or perhaps The Church, the one led by a man I just showed you sucking the shit off the toes of a Muslim nigger? Is that The Church you mean? Is that where you took your White kids to be baptized? Is that who you want teaching your White kids about their heritage? The poisoned, anti-White church in all its various forms?

White, racially-aware Christian: Fuck you!

Happy Easter.
Jesus washing feet - any excuse to see up a man's robe.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Nigger Steals BMW After Dealership Won't Let Him Pay for It with Food Stamps

What the hell? This sounds like a Tyrone Shheeeiiiittt comic:

Deputies arrested a [sub-ape] they say stole a BMW after trying to buy it with food stamps and a credit card. The Martin County Sheriff's Office posted photos of 36-year-old Nicholas Jackson being arrested Friday. He was charged with grand theft auto. Deputies said Jackson sales associates at a Pompano Beach dealership denied Jackson service after he tried to buy a $60,000 car using his EBT card and a credit card.

Deputies said Jackson came back the next night and stole the car and keys to 60 other vehicles. Deputies later found him with the car - and the keys - after he ran out of gas in Palm City. He told deputies he didn't have enough money to fill the gas tank.


Wednesday, March 23, 2016

So what's your great idea then?

One of the retorts I often face from people frustrated with my endless criticisms of their stupid ideas is - well what's your great idea then? I find this a strange reply for several reasons.

List-Nazi mode initiated!

1) It's irrelevant. If the idea is that we should remove our fingernails with pliers and then eat them, why do I need to come up with any alternative other than not doing the stupid thing that was suggested? 

2) It betrays a desire not to reach an agreement about the current issue, but to shift the conversation to a different topic where the one on the defensive may have a chance of going on the offensive.

3) If the person advocating something stupid didn't care enough to ask for my opinion before telling me what they thought, why should I trust their intentions when they seek my opinion now? It reeks of bad faith on their part, and is simply a prelude to further conversational unpleasantness.

For example, many weeks ago while criticizing the mass hysteria saviorism infecting White Whateverism, I was asked in the comments section what my alternative vision was. After laying out my alternatives, the response was to point out I misspelled a word in my reply. Bad faith confirmed.

Does that mean I suggest we don't respond to such redirecting questions? It depends on your motive for replying. If you believe that you are actually going to convince the questioner of your alternative, you are going to be very disappointed. However, if you reason, as I did, that others may benefit from hearing the alternative, then I say go ahead. That's really the only reason left to speak the truth to a world that has lost its mind. You put the truth on the record for those who may still seek it.

My personal truth is that I do not believe the West can be saved. I do not believe Amerikwa can be made great again. I do not believe the White masses have the will to survive, let alone the will to triumph. I do believe that a small number of White people are gifted with an insight to the value of Whiteness, which makes them responsible for trying to advance White people even against the racial death wish of the White masses. If you are a person who is gifted with such insight, I expect much more of you than for you to fall into billionaire-savior worship, or for you to pawn off your daily responsibility to your people onto the false hope inspired by a reality-tv presidential race. Your White Whateverist "leaders" have provided the perfect pens to keep you sheep in while they sheer donations off of you, but you have the power to open the gate at any time and walk out.

And what could you be doing outside the pen? How about instead of wasting decades trying to figure out how to awaken people who have been poisoned by MultiKulturalist kikecraft, you create your own generation of people educated from birth against MultiKulturalist kikecraft? I don't mean simply passing on your racial beliefs to your kids before you send them off to the MultiKult indoctrination camps, where they will, by the age of 18, have imbibed vastly more poison then can be cured by any meager antidote you could apply. I'm talking about educating your kids for generational warfare against the Kikes, teaching them that we are in for a 1,000 year struggle for basic survival, not a 1,000 year Triumphant Reich. Teaching them to practice subterfuge and think generationally, so they could slowly and methodically accumulate the skills, resources, and alliances necessary to reclaim the birthright their White 'Kwanian and Europistanian kin and kith so foolishly squandered. All this while keeping your children and yourself far away from the White Whateverist "leaders" and their delusions of Trumpdum, lessons on masculinity from Faggots, and lessons in gender roles from non-White, race-mixing rapists.

I started thinking of this topic today because of a conversation with a commenter on yesterday's post. The exchange reminded me that in 2007 I had advocated a fantastical version of this alternative in a letter to Tom Metzger. TT read my letter on his internet radio show, but he said my plan wouldn't work. I think it is too bad no one ever tried it within der Movement (as far as I am aware). The White Nationalist leaders of that time sent their children to public schools and/or prominently exposed their kids to media attention, and the result is that their kids are not in der Movement and some have even denounced it. So what would the harm have been in trying my idea? There are some 20&30-somethings in the movement today who need to decide right quick where their Chalklings will be educated if they want to avoid such a repeat performance. So for them, here is my letter. And for the record, TT's one million dollars hook is the fantasy part, and in my opinion completely unnecessary, but his question provided an opportunity for me to advocate my idea. I just want you to consider that there are still alternatives, when today's euphoria becomes tomorrow's despair.  Perhaps in 2025 I shall post it again, and we will see if that generation wants to give it a shot with the only true Great White Hope they will ever have - their children.


Dear Mr. Metzger:

What follows is a response to your request for feedback on what one million dollars could do for the struggle.

I don’t believe in the power of propaganda to progress the struggle. Billions are spent brainwashing the masses, keeping them docile. Propaganda is a pitched battle – the side with the most money wins. Let the masses be moved by the whims of fortune. Let them cling to the propaganda that most soothes them given their current state of affairs (peace when fat and happy, violence when slim and wanting).

The insurgency is made up of people who, for whatever reason, were immune to the effects of propaganda. Such people seek the alternative; they don’t wait around and have an epiphany after reading a newsletter they found on the street. Such people seek out the information and skills they need to resist. You are the kind of teacher and mentor such people seek.

That being said, there is always the problem of how to propagate our vision of the future.

Here’s my idea:

We need to get more of our people into positions of influence, wealth and power. If I had one million dollars to spend toward that objective, I would form an academy for the education of young white people. This would be an informal organization operating under the guise of a social club for home-schooled children. While some of the basic education needs would be met by parent-guided home schooling, the more in-depth instruction would be from college educated professionals who are already within the movement. The goal would be to create insurgents equipped with the skills to infiltrate institutes of higher learning, obtain advanced degrees, and eventually compete for high paying power professions. No one needs to know their affiliation or the beliefs we will instill in them.

I know some objections will be:
1) Home schooling doesn’t prepare kids for the real world. (Fuck the real world, it’s a shithole and everyone knows it! Do you think Jews send their kids to yeshivas to prepare them to be good Americans? No! They do it to create the next generation of world-dominating Jews. Your local high school doesn’t want to create an educated master race of Aryans, it wants to create dumbed-down mixed-race sheeple. Wake up!)
2) Our insurgents are infiltrating these positions without such a program. (And don’t you think it would be easier if our insurgents had been trained from childhood with the knowledge they would need to compete for these positions? We don’t need to wait for individuals to emerge from the movement into positions of influence, wealth and power. We can actively create such people.)
3) It won’t work. (It has never been tried, so how does anyone know? The naysayers can keep doing the same thing over and over if they want. Let them raise their kids the best they can inside the belly of the beast and maybe things will turn out all right. Go ahead you freaks - teach your kids that stockpiling ammunition and drinking your own piss in some unibomber shack in the backwoods is the only way to survive the racial apocalypse.)

I’ll try something different. An academy for insurgency – that’s my idea Mr. Metzger.

Original Posted 12 December 2007

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Trump Declares Tomorrow Belongs to His Jewish Grandchildren

Trump's speech before AIPAC yesterday has roused the first dissent I have heard against Trump on the most popular White Nationalist websites. I actually witnessed people debating about Trump for the first time in ... ever ... instead of the usual mass shouting down of anyone who displays the slightest hint of deviation from Trump worship. All the excuses were rolled out as I predicted - Muh Overton Window, Muh Chaos, Muh No Other Candidate, Muh Last Hope, Muh Glorious Leader Tricks the Jews - but even these excuses were actually being questioned. And mainly it comes down to a handful of White Whateverists actually (finally) acknowledging that Trump's daughter is a walking incubator for kikelings, and that the Donald has a vested interest in securing a future for his Jewish grandchildren - which can only come at the expense of your White grandchildren.

These are facts that have been systematically ignored or hushed up by White Whateverist "leaders" and that the followers of these Trump-shills were all too ready to gloss over in their savior-hysteria. But within a simple one and a half minutes of his speech, Trump managed to deliver two lines that actually shook the mind-control slugs out of some White Whateverist Trumplings' ears:

1) Israel is a Jewish state, and it will, forever exist as a Jewish state.
2) My daughter Ivanka is about to have a beautiful Jewish baby.

Her third by the way. I'm sure that my gentle readers can get this (and you are probably some of the only people on the planet who will be able to get it), Trump basically gave the Jewish version of the 14 Words in his speech at AIPAC. He is telling you that he is working to secure the existence of a Jewish state for his mischling grandchildren, and tomorrow belongs to them. And if you are jew-wise, you know that the Jewish people cannot coexist with White people. Jewish identity is supremacist, and fundamental to their outlook is their right to rule the world. Who gets in the way of that? White people do. And, as a Jewish Dylann Roofowitz might say, "You have to go."

Your White Nationalist leaders were lying to you. And tomorrow, they will have to redouble their efforts, pick the mind-control slugs off the floor, and shove them right back in your ears. As usual, the Alt-Fag sites were slow to catch on last night, but eventually they too will have to apply their spin, and if all else fails they will fall back into the position that this was all an ironic hipster joke. Some of us will know better though.

Now, please allow me to quickly dispense with some of the laughable defenses that, up until last night, kept Trumpling-skeptics in check like the word racist keeps the White masses in check. I share these with you in hopes they will help keep the mind-control slugs at bay.

1) Muh Overton Window.
Trump is not shifting the Overton Window. He pulled back the curtain on a portion of the window that the Conservative establishment had kept covered for years, and without him holding the curtain, it will fall back into place. You have been conned into believing that what was there all along has suddenly appeared. But what has never been in the window is the acceptability of White racial awareness, and Trump has no interest in changing that.

2) Muh Chaos
A vote for Trump will destroy the conservative establishment class. Oh, you mean the establishment that failed to stop Trump's messiah-predecessor, King Obongo? This is nothing new. They failed twice already to counter savior mass hysteria, what's one more failure?

3) Muh No Other Candidate
Not voting for Trump doesn't mean you have to vote for Cruz. That's a false dichotomy and you know it. You have no candidate and you never did. The majority of you would have last year at this time told me the system is rigged and controlled at every level. Now suddenly you believe you have a dog in this fight. Nothing has changed, you're lying to yourself and contradicting your previous positions.

4)  Muh Last Hope
And here is the source of so much of my dread. If this gave you hope, than you were truly hopeless. I don't mean that to be as cruel as it sounds - I mean you never had any hope to begin with, and you didn't know it. I feel terrible that many well meaning White Whateverists will be utterly crushed when the magnitude of this unfolding failure is fully realized. And I suspect White Whateverist leaders will simply shrug and shift gears to a new shekel-sucking strategy. However, it is going to take some massive rationalization to cover up this wound.

5) Muh Glorious Leader Tricks the Jews
This is another one of those really sad ones. It's like a girlfriend who hears her man telling another woman he loves her when he never speaks those words to said girlfriend - and said girlfriend still stands by him. He's just not that into you. I want to share with you a strangely candid admission I found on Stormfront in an thread about the AIPAC kike-love-fest. One poster called out Trump for having a daughter who married a kike. The other poster bluntly states (paraphrasing, see below), 'and should she have married you? She wants someone successful, and that just about leaves Jews.' My god, what better definition of cuckery do we have? Trump DNA is too good to waste on staying White. Support him you White cucks, but realize his daughter's cunt is for kosher dick only.

Trumplingism is a dangerous, ruinous poison that has derailed the already unmoving White Whateverist train. The sensation of falling has given some the thrill of believing they were going somewhere. In the end, the inability of White Whateverist "leaders" to hold to a consistent set of principles has been responsible for the wreck. One cannot be pro-White and pro-Trump because Trump is pro-Jewish which is itself anti-White. Trump has told you that Israel will exist forever. The Jews cannot coexist with White people - they poison and destroy us. Therefore, Trump is telling you that he is throwing in his lot with the Jews, and the future belongs to his Jewish grandchildren. In such a scenario, your grandchildren will either be the mixed-race mud-blood slaves of his grandchildren, or your grandchildren will not exist. If you continue to say you are voting for Trump, if you continue to encourage people to vote for Trump, you are a traitor to your heritage, and to your posterity.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Nigger Easter Bunny Fights Hopping Mad Beaner

So, it has come to this. Here comes Pernell Cotton Picker ...

A mall Easter bunny and a father got into a tussle Sunday after the man's child slipped from a chair while getting her photo taken, Jersey City police said Monday.

Juan Jimenez-Guerrero, 44, verbally and physically attacked Kassim Charles, 22, who was playing the role of the Easter bunny, after Jimenez-Guerrero's year-old daughter slipped, said city spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill. She said both men were taken to a hospital with minor injuries.

Let's watch:

We can still make the 'Kwa great again, right? Wall these creatures in with us and we will be just fine.

What I want you to notice is what appears to be two White women in the foreground, tending a pink stroller. What the fuck is wrong with them? Are they so desensitized to 'Kwanian antics that they don't want to give up their place in line to see a violent nigger Easter Bunny? The fighting is awful enough, but that they did not immediately move to safety, but stayed queued until the herd broke, is truly disturbing.

Looking at this video, there are two questions any White person should be asking:

1) How can we continue to coexist with the sub-humans and sub-apes in our midst, especially when they become the majority?

2) What is wrong with White people that they still carry on as if nothing has changed in the past 50 years, and go through the motions of the American dream, even as it contorts into the nightmare around them?

Sunday, March 20, 2016

15 Laughably Pathetic Photos of Race Mixers


We might not be done with racism just yet. Donna Pinckley highlights this issue by taking photos of interracial couples in the Southern states of the US and pairing them with the hateful comments they’ve received over the years. She takes the photos in black and white to emphasize the affection these couples have for each other instead on focusing on their skin tones. [...]

"What struck me was the resilience of both couples in the face of derision, their refusal to let others define them.”

Huh? This entire project defines these people as mixed-race couples. That definition is what led you to photograph them in the first place! God, why is everyone so stupid? Do they even hear themselves when they speak, or do they randomly string social justice platitudes together and nod approvingly at one another's sentimentality? This is propaganda. It creates an identity out of a fetish and then uses unproved claims of persecution to laud those who have been defined as possessing that identity. And just who are these people? Well, let's look at the breakdown of the couples presented:

Black guy, fat white woman: 5 (Classic stereotype accidentally reinforced).
Black guy, white woman: 3

White guy, black woman:2
White guy, asian woman:2
Black guy, asian woman: 1
White guy, black guy (only homo couple):  1
Beaner guy, white woman: 1

In 9/15 photos, the interracial couple contained a white woman, and in 10/15 photos, the interracial couple contained a black man. This despite the fact that it is actually Asian women and Latino men who are most likely to marry outside of their race - LINK. So why is it that whenever we are treated to depictions of interracial relationships in the media, the focus is overwhelmingly on black men and white women - and usually they are together?

In my opinion the answer to that question is because the point of MultiKulturalism is the geno-suicide of White people. The White woman is the specific target of the effort to normalize race-mixing because she is the bottleneck of reproduction. How many children will she have in her lifetime? The average in most Western countries is below replacement level already. Now add to that if she has just one mixed-race child, you have cut by more than half her production of Chalkies. She must be targeted because she has to invest much more in the creation of offspring than a White man has to, and therefore it is most ruinous to White people if she invests those limited resources in making subhumans. This also explains why in 4/5 of the photos that actually contain children, they are a product of white women with black men. The black man can, and does, go on to father children with black women, while the white woman raises the mudlings he leaves behind.

The white man, by contrast, must be shown to be disloyal and unproductive. The best way to do that is to pair him up in multiple fetishistic situations with next to no sign of fertility - two black women, two Asian women, and one gay black guy, and only in one case is a child present. The White woman is shown that the White man is in no position to criticize her disloyalty, when he is up to race-mixing mischief as well. Still, for the most part he is dead-ending himself, and his lack of virility is on display in stark contrast to the white female race traitors and the black males.

This is not to say the either the authoress of the article or the photographess of the pictorial consciously planned out how they are contributing to White geno-suicide. They are not following some cookbook, documented approach to destroying White people. They are simply highly skilled in unconsciously regurgitating the propaganda in which they were immersed by the Mass Media that indoctrinated them. And it was the MultiKult's Mass Media that crafted the various instruments of White geno-suicide step by step as part of their generational war against White people.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

The Subhuman Torch

More today on the story of the moron who set himself on fire while performing a stunt at a High School pep rally. It's seems the beaner/nog/mud...thing, Ricky Charles, has decided that would be his last performance. Let's watch.

Ughhhh... You idiot. It's not like being burned alive and an audience is watching, it is being burned alive and an audience is watching. Question - who is picking up the tab for this burnt potato-head creature's medical treatment? I'm guessing that would probably be the tax payers of Florida. And for those interested, here is a picture of the mud thing in happier times before his accident:

Friday, March 18, 2016

PSA: Rules that apply to Trump, do not apply to you.


Compulsory Diversity News would like to remind all citizens of the 'Kwa that the rules that apply to Donald Trump do not apply to the broader public, or even to politicians. Just because Trump can publicly disparage Mexicans without consequences does not mean you can do so as well.

Case in point:

Realtor Lauren Houston, who used the screen name “lolohouston,” made disparaging comments about Mexican people and black people, then said, “Go Trump,” referring to the GOP front runner. Houston had decided to chime in on postings from a social justice group, Black and Brown United for Change.

“Get these thugs out of our country… we need a wall… are you kidding!!! Go Trump,” Houston wrote.

In reference to a hairstyle worn by an African-American woman, Houston wrote, “Her thing on her head…Ew.”  She then wrote a comment calling Mexican people “dirty.”

Her employer, Sam Real, owner of Sam Real Group, wasted no time firing Houston.
“At the Sam Real Group, we believe that every individual no matter what their skin color, race or ethnicity is equal in every way,” he said in a statement.

Let us be clear, as Obongo would say, Trump is not to be blamed for this woman's downfall. But I feel it is important, in the midst of the mass hysteria, to remind the hysterics that the risk of punishment from un-PC behavior is just as real now as it was before the rise of Trumplingism. He is somebody, you are a nobody, and your worship of him does not make you a somebody, its what makes him a somebody.

But, as alluded to previously, this is also a lesson politicians need to grasp as well. The authoress of this article, Donald Trump and the post-truth election, dangerously suggests:

Politicians have lied for centuries. In this, Trump is certainly not alone. Hillary Clinton, for her part, can tell a heck of an untruth; her husband wasn't so shabby in that arena either. What's new is the rapid-fire, constant nature of the lies, paired with the fact that they're so easily debunked. Traditionally, politicians have at least tried to hide their dishonesty, due to the assumption that voters would care. With the rise of Trump's post-truth campaign, that assumption has been obliterated. 

No, it hasn't. Trump is not a politician. He is a mega-wealthy reality television celebrity. Suggesting that voters don't care about dishonesty from politicians is dead wrong. They don't care that their saviors lie. That is a key distinction, and it links Trump to the previous Savior in Chief, King Obongo. Obongo is another messianic figure who transcended politics and can do no wrong in the eyes of his worshipers. People clap when he blows his nose.

This blind-spot for saviors applies not only to the public excusing lies, but also to excusing crudity. Rubio made the mistake of thinking he could roll around in the gutter trash-talking with Trump and get up as clean as the Donald. The whole world saw Trump stand up from the trash just as teflon as ever, while Rubio was covered in his own reeking offal. Politicians need to know that the rules that apply to Trump and Obongo do not apply to them as well. 

No one ever listens to Casan-drey. But the warning has to be issued in order for the tragedies to unfold.


Thursday, March 17, 2016

One Fish, Two Fish, Blackfish, Dead Fish

Good news today, gentle readers ...

SeaWorld to stop breeding orcas, making them perform tricks

Surrendering finally to a profound shift in how people feel about using animals for entertainment, the SeaWorld theme parks have joined a growing list of industries dropping live animal tricks. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is retiring all of its touring elephants in May. Once-popular animal shows in Las Vegas have virtually disappeared. [...]

Orcas have been a centerpiece of the SeaWorld parks since shows at the Shamu stadium in San Diego became the main draw in the 1970s. But criticism has steadily increased in the decades since and then became sharper after an orca named Tilikum battered and drowned trainer Dawn Brancheau after a "Dine with Shamu" show in Orlando in 2010.

Her death was highlighted in "Blackfish," and it wasn't the first for Tilikum. The whale also killed an animal trainer and a trespasser in the 1990s.

Excellent! I despise SeaWorld, circuses, and zoos...

Oh, A-drey-drey - what do you like?

I like ... er ... give me a second ... I like ... hating ... things. Especially people. So, there. I came up with something I like. Now, back to the hate.

Humans are despicable monsters, and the concept that they keep captive wild animals for their own amusement and call it "education" or "rescuing" proves my point about the baseness of human nature. I can forgive kids for not getting it. Marketing from unscrupulous adults makes kids believe brine shrimp are humanoid mer-people smiling in their own plastic aquatic kingdom. If a seal balances a ball on its nose or a killer whale lets someone ride on its back, it must be having spontaneous fun, right? Adults should know better, but humans have a boundless capacity for lies and self-deception.

As is typical with me, it is not some humanist appeal that drives me to support a seemingly leftist cause. It is my misanthropy. I am criticizing human behavior, not sticking up for animal welfare. I don't give a crap about the welfare of these animals in the wild. If a whale beaches itself, the only reason to push it back out to sea is if you don't want its rotting carcass to stink up your beach. If a human wants to save the whale for its own sake I see that as egotistical do-gooder meddling. If a human wants to keep that whale in a tank and teach it to do tricks, that human is a monster for having such a bizarre inclination. I cannot comprehend why anyone would want to do such a thing. That others will pay to see the captive whale do tricks indicates that humans are a bunch of dangerously deluded mental defectives with too much time on their krinkled hands.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Jewey Jared Beaten up by Nigg in Prison Yard

If you are as racist as I am, the first thing you should have done was say, "Isn't there only one g in Nig?" HA! Quoting:

Jared Fogle got a surprise beatdown in federal prison from an inmate who has major issues with child molesters ... TMZ has learned.

According to docs, Fogle got jumped in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado back on January 29, and it was not much of a fight. An inmate named Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and then unloaded a barrage of punches to his face.

TMZ is using the following hashtag to describe the encounter: #BeatFresh HA, again!

Nigg himself is not a Nig, just an old Chalky. It's kind of surprising that a Chosenite like Jared was mingling with the prison rabble. Tsk tsk. What has become of Jewish in-group solidarity? Shouldn't he have been whisked away Roman Polanski style by now?

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Breivik Goes Full Nazi

Progress, not perfection.

Mass killer Anders Behring Breivik gave a Nazi salute at the start of a court case against Norway on Tuesday at which his lawyers argued he has received inhuman treatment by being kept in isolation for murdering 77 people in 2011. [...]

Breivik's lawyer accused Norway of violating a ban on "inhuman and degrading treatment" under the European Convention on Human Rights by keeping the 37-year-old isolated from other inmates in a special three-room cell.

"There is no tradition in Norway for this type of isolation," lawyer Oeystein Storrvik told the special court that will meet until Friday in a gymnasium at Skien jail about 100 km (60 miles) south of Oslo.

And speaking of imperfection, that salute is still a little bit off.

I mean, it's miles ahead of giving the black power salute while advocating for the preservation of Europe, but still. The court met in a gymnasium with hoopity-ball-nets. Anders looks like he is saying "This is the minimum height I want for players on my team."

Anders, your ideology has never been as important as your actions. You're no Nazi. But it was a good way to get the Mass Media to remember your contribution. The interwebs are filled with pathetic, toothless ideologues, each spouting 14 or so of the 88 variations of the same damn pro-White talking points. You, on the other hand, actually did something based on your beliefs. That is as rare as hen's teeth.

The inactivists for the preservation of White European people condemn your actions as they wait around for the glorious peaceful revolution that they say will save them from extinction. The majority are still so deluded they think they can vote their way out of White genocide, HA! The rest think they can come up with some new philosophy that will overpower the death urge of Western Civilization. That is slightly less laughable, in that at least it requires more brainpower than voting for your favorite reality TV star. But you ... you did something.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Obongo Appoints First Tranny as Queer Outreach Director

Oh, how the 'Kwa lurvs its firsts:

Raffi Freedman-Gurspan Becomes White House’s First Transgender LGBTQ+ Liason

Freedman-Gurspan [is] now the Outreach & Recruitment Director for Presidential Personnel and Associate Director for Public Engagement – making her the point person at the White House for LGBTQ+ groups on all issues [...]

Yeah, the point [and laugh] person. See below.


Nice five o'clock shadow there, senorita. And the pimple on your neckline really distracts from that off-white cow-catcher you call your upper row of teeth. And who taught you how to apply lipstick? Ronald McDonald?

Now, I know we all thought Moochelle was the White House's First Tranny, but that is not her officially recognized designation. History will bestow that upon her in time.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Bastard Looks for Daddy Using Social Media

God, how I hate this world. Quoting:

A New York teen searching for his father is looking to Facebook for some help.
"I'm just hoping for a simple, 'Hello,' and just to catch up," Jette Collins of of Durhamville, New York, told ABC News today. "I'm not asking for much. I'm not asking for money. He could have his own life and be happy and want nothing to do with me, which is fine. I just want to be able to meet him and get the chance to say, 'Hi.'" 

Jette said his mother told him she met his father at K-Rockathon 1, an annual music festival in upstate New York. 

The first K-Rockathon concert, where Jette said his mother met his father, took place July 28, 1996, in Vernon, New York, according to the K-Rockathon website. 

"I've never met him because I don't think he knows I exist because it was a one-night stand," Jette said. "What I know about him is that his name is Jason and he lives in Syracuse. That's all I know."

I feel I can more efficiently deal with this nonsense in list form:

1) Jette, your mother is a filthy whore.
We should all despair that we live in an age where people encourage others to publicly (globally!) share the details of their mother's sexual indiscretions. The corpse of Western Civilization just keeps shitting itself while we all are forced to pretend it is not lying smack dab in the middle of our living rooms.

2) Jette, you are a drooling cretin and, unless your daddy is as stupid as you are, you will never meet him.
If your whore-mother was willing to bang one anonymous stranger, she was likely willing to bang many anonymous strangers. Therefore, any man who left his genetic material inside your walking-mattress-mama would be a damned fool to claim you for his own.

3) Jette, the man you seek is of zero significance to you. Biologically, you are now an adult. Socially however, you will always be a man-child remembered for your shit-eating grin as you informed the planet you are a bastard. Our society prolongs adolescence indefinitely. Grown men and women remain abnormally influenced by their parents well after they should assume full responsibility for their own lives. You have failed your first test of manhood with this childish stunt. Worse, you were rewarded for making a fool of yourself by a Mass Media that needs useful idiots to populate the tabloid cycle. Such rewards will only seek to encourage others to degrade themselves. That is why it was important that you manned up and focused on the next 20 years of your life, rather than looking back to try to rectify the fatherlessness of the first 20 years.

Here are some arguments I will not permit in the comment section of this article:

1) It's his mother's fault.
No. If he was 9 instead of 19, I would agree.

2) It's the Jew-Media's fault because feminism.
Some Chalky guy porked a Chalky slut 20-years ago because Schlomo Goldsteinburg owns CBS? No. Bull-fuckin-shit. Bastards didn't start with the advent of television. See Tiberius Pantera.

3) It's women's fault because they are all whores.
Then your mama is a whore too, and your sister, and your wife, and your daughter. No - that argument is just as poisonous as feminist misandry and I won't publish it.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

112-Year-Old Man of Auschwitz and Holocaust Alzheimer's

I read two unrelated stories today that I found to be funnier when smushed together. Enjoy untangling them, if you must.

World’s oldest man has lived 112 years — including 2 at Auschwitz

The Holocaust and Alzheimer’s, Together at Last in ‘Remember’

Israel Kristal lived through the tumult of two world wars, lost his family in the Holocaust, and escaped death in the Auschwitz concentration camp. He then built a new life in Israel. On Friday, at the age of 112 years and 178 days, he was declared the oldest man in the world.

[His] longtime wife and companion has just died, leaving him to mourn alone, clinging to memories of the past and calling out her name in the dark. In the assisted living facility where his son Charles  has placed him, his pathetic daily routine is interrupted by a friend and fellow resident named Max who sends [him] on a secret mission to track down a fugitive German concentration camp SS commandant who murdered their families.

“There have been smarter, stronger, and better-looking men then me who are no longer alive. All that is left for us to do is to keep on working as hard as we can and rebuild what is lost.”

[He] doesn’t fully comprehend what is going on, and sometimes he can’t remember his own name. But Max, who is confined to a wheelchair after a stroke, has planned everything in advance, including expense money and a letter of instructions

“In the camps there wasn’t always anything to eat,” he said. “What they gave me, I ate. I eat to live, I don’t live to eat. I don’t need too much. Anything that’s too much is no good.”

Up to this point, the premise [...] seems unlikely. Why would anyone dispatch a sick, vulnerable old man suffering from dementia on such a challenging mission? Because, explains his friend Max, “You are the only man who can still recognize the face of the monster who murdered our families.”

The Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum in Oswiecim, Poland, said on Twitter that the announcement of Kristal’s longevity was “a very symbolic fact considering his personal story.”

Friday, March 11, 2016

Your child. Your choice.

Hello, gentle readers. I apologize, but own-life nonsense has intruded over the past couple of days, and I haven't had time for much racist/homophobic/misanthropic fun on the interwebs. Hopefully, things will be back to "normal" soon. For the moment, I would like to share a controversial trifle with you, and see if anyone has anything they would like to contribute about the topic.

There was some recent slap-fighting going on in der Movement RE: vaccination of chilluns. It made me think of this joke. This is not intended as a serious contribution to the discussion, but I enjoyed it, and thought others might as well.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Pawn Star Chumlee Nabbed by Po-Po's

Enormous, over-inked man-child "Chumlee" from the show Pawn Stars has been arrested in Las Vegas. If you don't know who that is, I congratulate you on avoiding the kike-clops (otherwise known as the television set). I have not been as fortunate, until recently. Pawn Stars was one of the few shows I tolerated as background noise. I didn't particularly care for any of the characters. What I liked was trying to guess what things were worth / what price would be settled upon. I think the reason I liked it was because I generally find everything so freakin' worthless. I have no idea why people accumulate possessions, especially "collectibles".  This one collects antique guns, that one collects comic books, another one collects autographs. Why? Why does anyone value things that have no utility? For example humans. Most have no utility. Why do we keep amassing them? But I have substantially digressed. Back to the news.

So Chumlee was arrested. And why do you think that is? I mean, it couldn't be a sex crime - he's too fat to find his own dick. It couldn't be breaking and entering - he struggles to fit through doors, let alone windows. If you think it could be for shooting someone, that is much more plausible and you're getting warmer. Try this ...

Austin Russell – better known as Chumlee on Pawn Stars – has been arrested. Russell, 33, was taken into custody on 19 gun and drug charges Wednesday and held on at the Clark County Detention Center on $62,000 bail, according to arrest records. He was arrested following a police raid, the Las Vegas Sun reports. According to the Sun, Russell was arrested as officers served a search warrant in connection with a sexual assault investigation when they found meth, marijuana and firearms. The report adds that Russell was not charged in the sexual assault case. 

Did you catch the four-letter word that is best translated as White* Trash Kryptonite? Here it is M-E-T-H. Ha! He was recently praised for dropping below a metric ton again, and now perhaps we know how that miracle was accomplished.

*NOTE: Chumlee has always looked beaner/mongoloid-tainted to me, but for the purposes of this post, and the enjoyment I derive from cracker meth stereotypes, he shall be considered a cracker.

Meth's a helluva drug.

Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Chingy Chong on Chingy Chong Hate Crime?


The University of Southern California (USC) has been rocked by a hate crime that, it turns out, appears to be the work of one drunken Asian bullying another.

Sophomore Ivan Tsang, a Chinese student from Hong Kong, says he was simply minding his own business early Sunday morning when an assailant suddenly attacked him, throwing an egg at him while shouting “Ching chang chong motherfucker gay.”

How delightful! Not just racist, but homophobic as well. I salute you, sir.

After the incident was reported, USC characterized the attack as a hate crime that would be punished sternly. The attack also drew the attention of Los Angeles police, and a write-up in The Washington Post, but soon the story took an intriguing turn, according to police detective R. Saafir.

“The suspect reached out to the victim on Facebook and tried to apologize,” he told the Los Angeles Times. “He says he’s Asian too, that he had a little too much to drink.”

Well, of course it drew the attention of The Washington Post and the Los Angeles Times, because incitement to racial grievance is a cause that never sleeps. And notice that even now the Mass Media morons are still just speculating. They have no proof that the drunky in this case was Asian. And even if he is Asian, for all we know, he could be a Paki and not a Chingy Chong. Then the story could be framed as being motivated by Islam's hatred of fags. But if that is the case, we would never hear about it, because it would not fit the established Leftist narrative, now would it?

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

Jews in Brazil at War with Zika Virus


Brazilians have been in a state of panic over Zika, which is believed to cause birth defects and other medical problems, and Brazil’s 120,000-member Jewish community is hardly immune.
[A Jewish mother, Milena] Rozenbrah persuaded other mothers at her son’s Jewish day school to buy a gallon of the best mosquito repellent on the market and have the teacher apply a generous layer twice a day.

“We have crossed out of our family routine going to the Botanical Gardens and all green areas,” Rozenbrah told JTA. “We have anti-mosquito scented vaporizers all over our house and we avoid going out early in the morning or late in the afternoon, the most dangerous periods with more mosquitoes. Also, we keep the air conditioners on almost 24/7, which has made our electricity bill skyrocket.”

Holy shit ... if a Jew is willing to run the air conditioning even when they aren't home, you know it's bad. What other measures are they taking?

Indeed, the need to control Zika has even led one Rio rabbi to assert that the need to prevent the disease’s spread overrides religious prohibitions against killing bugs on the Sabbath.

“Mothers must take all measures against Zika, such as applying repellent,” said Rabbi Yehoshua Goldman, the chief Chabad envoy in Rio. “The mosquito can be killed even on Shabbat, for it threatens life.”

Oh, come now. Are there no pinheaded shabbos goyim in the slums of Brazil who could kill those mosquitoes for you? Note that not all Jews are onboard with such extraordinary measures:

Erica Saubermann Alem, a mother of two who lives across the street from Liessin, is skeptical about the prevention approach. [...] “In my opinion, repellents are a waste of time,” Alem said. “They are poisonous, kids don’t like it and their effect doesn’t last long. And protection is not 100 percent.”

The article also says she actually came down with the illness. Ha!

Monday, March 07, 2016

Luke Skyswisher

Could Luke Skywalker be gay? That question reveals the fatuous depth to which the Mass Media has sunk in service to the MultiKult. Quoting:

Last month, Star Wars: The Force Awakens director J.J. Abrams said it was only a matter of time before the Star Wars universe incorporated a gay character.

“I just read online that J.J. is very much open to that,” Hamill told the Sun. “In the old days, you would get fan mail, but now fans are writing and asking all these questions: ‘I’m bullied in school… I’m afraid to come out.’ They say to me: ‘Could Luke be gay?'”

“I’d say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer,” the actor continued. “If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”

Meant to be interpreted by the viewer ... Hmm. So, whatever weird little sexual thing you are into, if you think Luke was into it, then you shouldn't be ashamed of thinking it. In fact, you cannot judge someone by who they love, and therefore, you can vicariously feel good about whatever queer little kink you've got.

But is gayness the kink that Luke Skywalker really indulges in? Well, let's interpret together. What do we know about his sexuality from the movies? We know that the only onscreen kiss he ever shared was with his own sister, and that he sat back triumphantly in his bed afterward. And somehow - she "Always knew." So if, for example, you were someone who was wondering if Luke is in an incestuous relationship, then "of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.” And don't forget to feel vicariously good about your own inclinations in that direction, should you possess them.

Do you see the degree of the slippery-slope trap that you are standing upon? No? Then prepare to face the Rancor known as the Decline of the West.

Sunday, March 06, 2016

Shaniquah McCullough and the Stump for Trump Bitches

On today's episode of Color Commentary, Shaniquah McCullough shares her thoughts on Donald Duke and the Stump for Trump bitches.

Notice about Unrectified Reports:

I have decided to post unrectified article links on Twitter as opposed to on their own page within this blog. Just see the feed to the right. It is certainly more convenient for me, and will hopefully provide readers with the same level of contemptuous treatment of daily news to which you have grown accustomed.

Saturday, March 05, 2016

Wrestler Matt Herpes Surprised by Genital Reaction

I was trying my hand at click baiting, but I don't think I have the concept down just right. When do you start clicking? Oh, well. Here's the real story: Wrestler with 'mat herpes' surprised by genial reaction.

Blake Flovin braced for the worst when he went public about the virus known as "mat herpes" he believes he contracted while wrestling at a high school tournament in San Jose.

Blake Flovin? Sheesh, Matt Herpes sounds downright manly compared to that kid's real name. Continuing...

Rather than the shame and torment the 17-year-old half expected after his splotchy face appeared throughout the media this week, he's received nothing but support from his friends and fellow wrestlers.

Since his story broke late Wednesday, Blake's Facebook and Instagram pages have filled with requests from an even larger group of people who want to "friend" and "follow" him -- the equivalent of "atta-boys" for teenagers.

Oh, thank you so much for explaining to us what "friending" or "following" someone means. I just got out of my time machine from 1950, where "friending" someone meant you just raped their dog. Frickin' mass media morons. Continuing ...

[Section Commissioner Duane] Morgan acknowledged [...] that not all safeguards were in place at the CCS tournament at Independence High School in San Jose last month, when Blake believes he contracted the virus.

In particular, the girls who competed were not given thorough "skin checks" by trainers before their matches because there were no qualified women to perform them, Morgan said.

And as a result, this poor kid was rolling his face around in herpes-laced cunt juice left behind on the gymnasium mats? (Otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell's regular Saturday Night Thing.) You're trying to tell me that every lesbo in San Jose was previously occupied and couldn't attend a snatch-check at the local high school? I call bulldyke! I mean ... bullshit!

Friday, March 04, 2016

David Duke's Treason

David Duke recently said voting against Donald Trump "is really treason to your heritage." I have no clue what the fuck he is talking about, but it seems to have been the magical phrase needed to get those precious 15 extra minutes the Mass Media keeps giving him every 5 years or so.

In honor of his latest media circus parade on behalf of White Whateverism, I present the following.

I am going to explain the irony now, because I have grave concerns that it will be understood by the Trumplings and/or the DOCTOR!!! David Duke crowd. The irony is that I just linked Duke to someone he finds as vile and odious as Trump finds him.

Thursday, March 03, 2016

Bernie Sanders Baby-Look-Alike Dies

Just like the Sanders campaign.

Ooooooo ... Too dark, too quickly? Oh, well. Quoting:

Bernie Baby, the cheerful infant who won the affections of people of all political stripes after his mom posted photos on social media of him greeting Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders in a lookalike white-haired wig, oversized glasses and plaid tie, has died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Oliver Jack Carter Lomas-Davis of Los Angeles died Feb. 25, his aunt Anastasia Lomas told The Associated Press. He was 4 months old.

The winsome baby boy quickly became known across the Internet universe as Bernie Baby after his mother, Susan Lomas, posted photos on Facebook and Twitter of him greeting Sanders at a political rally in Las Vegas.

Let's throw out a few good ol' conspiracy theory starters and see if any stick before the weekend.

1) Hillary hired assassins as competent as the guy who installed her computer server in a bathroom.

2) Decrepit Bernie threw the baby at the Grim Reaper, who was coming for the old kike.

3) Jewish ritual murder.

Hmm... that third one was more blunt than whimsical. Oh, well.

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Let Sleeping Nogs Lie

Quoting: (Note: Picture unrelated, but funny.)

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A 16-year-old is accused of shooting three of his family members after police say they tried to wake him up Tuesday morning to go to school [...]

[...] his 42-year-old mother and 67-year-old grandmother tried to wake him up, but he didn't comply. [...] According to detectives, the suspect then grabbed a handgun and began shooting. The grandmother was reportedly struck twice, while his 12-year-old sister and 6-year-old nephew were grazed. The suspect's 2-year-old sister was also home when the shooting occurred, but she was not hurt [...]

So he's not a morning person, is that soooo wrongggg? I detested getting up every morning to go to public school. Not enough to shoot somebody, but enough to have broken several alarm clocks as a result of months of rough handling.

That being said, the question now is ... how do I know that the perp in this story was a nog? Well, I don't. But multiple signs point to nogginess. The grandmother living in the same apartment, the lack of a father in the home, the nephew living wif dem. All could be signs of melungeon White trash, but since this was an apartment and not a trailer, I am leaning toward nog. And then there is this detail from the article:

The teen allegedly fled the scene and dropped off the weapon at a different apartment complex, according to the station. [...] The family is reportedly cooperating, telling police that they were not aware the teenager had the gun. It's not clear how he obtained the weapon.

White kids typically get their guns from daddy's gun cabinet or even nightstand. Also, if they are in possession of a gun, they tend to want to get up in the morning to go to school because they have a score or two to settle. This is further supporting evidence that we are dealing with a nog. And if not, at least I got to pack a bunch of stereotypes into one brief post. Ah ... racism. I do love it so.