Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Muh Steffoscope

An 18-year-old sub-ape has been arrested for pretending to be a doctor. Quoting:

Sheriff's deputies in West Palm Beach, Florida, arrested Malachi Love-Robinson on Tuesday afternoon and accused him of practicing medicine without a license. He was the head of his own practice, according to his website. [...]

Love-Robinson described himself as a "well rounded proffessional" (spelling his), according to his profile on HealthGrades.com, which has been removed since his arrest. The listing states that he is 25 years old.

"I utilize physiological, psychological, and mechanical methods, such as air, water, light, heat, earth (to treat patients)," the profile said. 

Ok, stop there. As if the profffffffesional wasn't funny enough, he is apparently citing Captain Planet as his source of medical knowledge. The witch doctor will see you now...
 

6 comments:

  1. He could at least have gotten a REAL board certification in British Columbia:

    http://witchdoctor.ca/

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    1. HA! I am afraid he wasn't even qualified for that. Maybe Sally Struthers offers a correspondence course is witch doctory.

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  2. Apparently there is at least one dindu who wakes up early enough to watch Saturday morning cartoons.

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    1. HA! Have to admit he is abnormally oriented for a young darkie. Wanting to be a doctor, instead of wanting to be a pimp or a drug dealer when he grows up? Perhaps he is a Weirdo Queerdo type.

      http://compulsorydiversitynews.blogspot.com/2014/02/color-commentary-valentine-cdn-audio-10.html

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