Monday, February 01, 2016

"British" "Man" Pays $150,000 to Look Like Kim Kardashian

Let's see the result:

So, this is real ...

Jordan James Parke, a 23-year-old makeup artist from Manchester, is so obsessed with looking like the reality TV personality that he's had 50 lip filling procedures, Botox, eyebrow tattoos and chin filling to mimic the star's iconic look, according to E! Online. Parke tells the media that he has no regrets and that he laughs in the face of haters.

How does he laugh at all with lips like that? I imagine it goes a little something like this:


  1. The love child of Groucho Marx and Angelina Jolie.

    I'd think that if he wanted to look like Kim Kardashian he'd have some hoochie mama injecting his glutes with RTV caulk.

    1. HA! Say the secret word and win 100 cc's of butt filler.