Saturday, February 13, 2016

America's Delightfully Racist Italian Uncle is Dead

Uh, oh ... Justice Scalia found dead at Texas ranch

Associate Justice Antonin Scalia, the outspoken leader of the Supreme Court's conservative bloc, was found dead at a Texas ranch Saturday morning.

"I am saddened to report that our colleague Justice Antonin Scalia has passed away," Chief Justice John Roberts said in a statement Saturday afternoon. "He was an extraordinary individual and jurist, admired and treasured by his colleagues.  His passing is a great loss to the Court and the country he so loyally served."

There are only two types of justices on the Supreme Court, steers and queers, and we can rest assured that Obongo's candidate won't have any horns. Every half-black, Jew-Muslim tranny Kwanian with a law degree just suddenly spit out the dick they were sucking and speed dialed bathhouse Barry begging to be the next chosen.

I'm sure this must be a bitter disappointment to White Whateverists, as Trump has missed out on this opportunity to appoint Judge Judy to fill the vacancy. Oh, if only Scalia could have held on until the start of the 1,000-Year Robert Reich that President-for-Life Trump will deliver, thanks to the love and support of Amerikwa's White Whateverist leaders.

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