Sunday, January 03, 2016

Lil Wayne, Mountain Dew, and Emmett Till

This is an old story, but perhaps you missed it as I did. Strange that these three things would have converged in one story, but here we go ...

Lil Wayne will no longer “do” Mountain Dew … the soda company announced it’s DROPPING the rapper over a rap verse in which he compared the beating of Emmett Till to rough sex.

This ought to be good! Let's hear it:

Weezy came under fire back in February over a verse he dropped on the song “Karate Chop” … in which he said, “Pop a lot of pain pills, ’bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels … beat that pussy up like Emmett Till.”

HAHAHAHAHA! That is fan-freakin-tastic, and yet it got so Lil media attention. Guess it didn't fit the moral outrage dynamic of the Mass Media. Oh, well. Hope you enjoyed.

6 comments:

  1. Was emmett till the original dindu nuffin? His father was a rape ape

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    1. The original dindu ... That seems rather apt.

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  2. Po Li'l Emmy Till, he never got to muh dik his desired white wimminz. Still, he looks pretty pimpin', laying in all the white satin and sheet. How DID he get that bad case of acne, though?

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    1. It was sort of a claymation sculpting accident. Here's a video that illustrates how it might have happened.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EMQCReGNM4

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  3. The video re-creation link you provided made me cry...
    with laughter.

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    1. HAHAHAHA! I know - I was howling with laughter watching what looked like Gumby's funeral.

      Glad you enjoyed.

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