Friday, January 01, 2016

Carrot Top's Transgender Reveal

From the CDN Ministry of Truth

In the years leading up to Caitlyn Jenner's reveal, photographers provided the tabloid media with plenty of evidence of the transformation she was undergoing. But when any effort was made to get a statement clarifying the obvious, denial or even contemptuous dismissal was the response. A similar series of denials and obfuscations has surrounded the grossly obvious gender transformation of the prop-comic Carrot Top. For example, this article:

"People think I've had plastic surgery -- no, it just takes a lot of makeup to make me look good," the comedian jokes in a new episode of "Oprah: Where Are They Now?" [...] "they love picking on me," Carrot Top says. "And one of the comics says, 'Jesus, Carrot Top, when are you gonna stop with all the plastic surgery? You look like the guy from 'The Mask' or something.'"

One might wonder why a man felt it necessary to apply pancake makeup in the first place. Well, now we know. Carrot Top was recently arrested while standing to urinate in a woman's restroom at LAX, and the full extent of his transformation could no longer be hidden. This prompted Carrot Top to make a request that left some of the paparazzi photographing his arrest stunned: "I am a woman! I have chosen to identify as woman, o.k.? Call me Wendy Redburger from now on."


Wait, is it January 1st or April 1st? Whatever. I'm not the only one who noticed a similarity.

10 comments:

  1. What a freak,just like peado nigger
    Jackson he refuses to admit he had surgery

    Rachel dozeal should and shaun king should have had surgery to appear more niggerish, ass implants,big bulging eyes and a flat African nose


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    1. Ha! Don't forget they will need to have their frontal lobes surgically damaged to get the full nigger experience.

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  2. So, he's finally doing some successful comedy then it seems?


    Scott

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    1. HA! Takes physical humor to a whole new level.

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  3. why would he build up all that fake muscle to become a trannie?

    ive got a story for you
    A 43 year old paki with a "bionic penis" is about to lose his virginity to a white slut, you cant make this shit up

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6836072/Man-with-bionic-penis-to-finally-lose-his-virginity-at-43.html

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    1. Because this story isn't real, it's just a joke based off 1) the interwebs linking of Carrot Top and the affluenza mom, and 2) that Carrot Top denies plastic surgery but has the face of a plastic surgery victim.

      In Orwell's 1984, the Ministry of Truth was in charge of propaganda and rewriting history. When I start a CDN article with that heading, what follows is a lie.

      Excellent find by the way, thank you! The West gives a 43-year-old Paki a blow-up penis and a White prostitute who won't charge him for his first use of his balloon toy, and then turns it into tabloid news. It is a perfect example of how Western degeneracy walks hand in sticky hand with the Mass Media poisoners.

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  4. In the second photo, he looks like a hungover Susan Sarandon... now just try to go to sleep.

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    1. HAHAHA

      http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/team_america/susan-sarandon-skills.jpg

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  5. Can't sleep.

    Clown'll eat me.

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  6. I had totally forgotten that reference! Thank you very much for reminding me, it was perfect ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM

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