Thursday, December 03, 2015

Horror Puppets from "The Dark Crystal" Have Wed

My barf bucket overfloweth, quoting:

It’s official! Mary-Kate Olsen and fiance Olivier Sarkozy [brother of renowned French Kike Nicolas Sarkozy] exchanged vows and became husband and wife in an intimate Manhattan ceremony on Friday, Nov. 27, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

The pair, who got engaged in February 2014, married before approximately 50 guests in an outdoor garden at a private residence before the fete moved indoors, where the newlyweds and their family and friends dined.


They actually dined? How did they suppress their gag reflexes? Did the bride and groom hide behind a curtain during the meal? Separately, these two are butt-ugly monsters, but together they are a true freak show. I asked myself, besides their ugliness, what could these two possibly have in common that would bring them together in the same place at the same time? And then it occurred to me ... they must have met while filming on the set of The Dark Crystal ...

6 comments:

  1. This is good news
    The olsen shiksa will soon divorce the froggy kike and he will lose shekels which is worse than death for a jew
    Did you know charlie sheen is a kike? He has AIDS

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    1. Hence the term "sheenies". Just kidding. I don't believe Charlie Sheen is a Jew. He is merely an HIV+ mental patient allowed to wander around freely because he is rich.

      http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/46246/john-galliano-charlie-sheen-discuss-their-jewish-roots

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  2. You have to be a real freak to succeed in Hollywood like olsen
    James woods is a great actor but he also speaks his mind,doesn't give a shit if he offends liberals

    I'm surprised tom selleck is still a successful actor with his gun views

    Other than them 2 hymie wood is rotten,I hope the new star wars dindu flops

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    1. Typically, Star Wars movies destroy their actor's careers. There are notable exceptions (e.g. Harrison Ford), but this will undoubtedly be the high point of the nigger stormtrooper's career.

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  3. Can't you JUST tell from the picture that they're SO happy together and IN LOVE? That marriage is less a oath of love and more like a covenant
    with Moloch.

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    1. Suppressing bile after once again having scrolled past the image above ...

      Excellent observation. And if they end up sacrificing their children on the altar of a bull-headed god, we will all be the better for it.

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