Friday, December 18, 2015

Holiday Idea: Psychedelic Diarrhea Murders in Peru

In this story, we are told how some muddy Canadian trash [right] ended up murdering his muddy Euro-Trash buddy [left] while they were on a psychedelic drug holiday in Peru. The tragedy here? That only one of them died while on holiday in Peru.

A former Goldman Sachs worker was stabbed to death by a friend in the Peruvian Amazon after they both took a powerful hallucinogenic drug. British tourist Unais Gomes, 26, was attacked by Joshua Stevens, 29, after they drank the plant brew ayahuasca at a spiritual retreat, say police. [...]

Amazonian tribes make ayahuasca by boiling two plants – the ayahuasca vine and the chacruna shrub, which contains the natural hallucinogen dimethyltryptamine – an illegal drug in the UK. By purging toxins from the body through vomiting, diarrhoea, yawning, crying, shaking and sweating, it is believed the brew has healing qualities and users are said to experience a spiritual awakening.

Wonderful, so what form of spiritual diarrhea encounter occurred which led to murder in this case?

Some reports said Mr Stevens had started the attack after hallucinating about his wife having an affair with Mr Gomes. However, a police source said the Briton tried to stab Mr Stevens with a knife from a kitchen area.

Ha! And where was professor Plum at the time of the murder? Tripping in the billiard room with a lead crack pipe? Anything else we should know about this New Age touchy-stabby brand of tourism?

In 2012, an 18-year-old American Kyle Nolan died at an ayahuasca retreat in the Peruvian Amazon and the shaman leading the ceremony buried his body in an attempt to cover up the death. Last year, 19-year-old Henry Miller from Bristol died after consuming the drink in Colombia. In September this year, New Zealander Matthew Dawson-Clarke, 24, died after taking ayahuasca in the same town as Mr Gomes.

Sounds good. Thank you Peru, for repeatedly helping to thin the hipster herd by eliminating drug-addled Westerners who have too much disposable income.


  1. Have you ever seen a hipster who isn't a sjw? And what's with them faggot glasses?

    1. Ha! I believe this is what you are referring to:

  2. Gays overdo everything.