Friday, November 06, 2015

Today's Mormons: Mud-Loving Fag-Haters

 
Today, there was a surprising push back against the Slow March Left. Even more surprising, it came in a statement from the Mormons, who have spent the last several decades competing with the Catholics to out-leftist each other. Quoting:
 
Children of same-sex couples will not be able to join the Mormon Church until they turn 18 — and only if they move out of their parents’ homes, disavow all same-sex relationships and receive approval from the church’s top leadership as part of a new policy adopted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

In addition, Mormons in same-sex marriages will be considered apostates and subject to excommunication, a more rigid approach than the church has taken in the past.

Fascinating. What will Donny Osmond say to his gay Mormon friends now, I wonder? I'm guessing it would be something along the lines of, "Shucks...Can't you just race mix instead? We even let black men be priests now!"


Today, the Church disavows the theories advanced in the past that black skin is a sign of divine disfavor or curse, or that it reflects unrighteous actions in a premortal life; that mixed-race marriages are a sin; or that blacks or people of any other race or ethnicity are inferior in any way to anyone else. Church leaders today unequivocally condemn all racism, past and present, in any form.

Oh, and wang chunging is good too. You can read a story about one such couple here, ironically titled "...One big experiment".

Why are you bothering to resist, Mormons? There isn't a hat large enough for you to bury your heads into if you want to escape Leftism. You already marry sub-apes, just take one small step further and marry faggots too. It is unavoidable. The poison is in you already, you fools. Give it another decade or two and you will be falling all over yourselves to issue the following statement:

Today, the Church disavows the theories advanced in the past that homosexuality is a sign of divine disfavor or curse, or that it reflects unrighteous actions in a premortal life; that gay marriages are a sin; or that gays or people of any other gender or sexual orientation are inferior in any way to anyone else. Church leaders today unequivocally condemn all homophobia, past and present, in any form. ~ Latter Day Saints 2025

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