Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Vanity, thy name is Elton.

Today, it was confirmed that Britain's silly old Queen Elton fell victim to some Russian pranksters posing as Vladimir Putin and his Russian interpreter. Quoting:

A prominent Russian prank-calling duo confessed Wednesday that they had fooled singer Elton John into thinking he had a heartfelt discussion about LGBT rights with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The telephone conversation produced a warm note on Instagram from John, who unexpectedly posted a portrait of Putin earlier this week and wrote: “Thank-you to President Vladimir Putin for reaching out and speaking via telephone with me today. I look forward to meeting with you face-to-face to discuss LGBT equality in Russia.” He added the hashtag #sharethelove.

AA interjects: #sharetheduh is more like it, you swishy cretin.

"Elton John was very much waiting for his call, so he immediately believed in the reality of the conversation with the people that we said we were," Krasnov [one of the pranksters] said. "He said: "Thank you, you've made my day. This day and conversation were the most remarkable and beautiful in my life!"

The video is below. It is not ha-ha funny - though I suppose it could be to someone who understood Russian. Are they playing it straight (forgive the pun) or are they throwing in some insults about Elton's challenges with anal leakage?

Of course, not all of this is attributable to stupidity. The greater part is sheer vanity. Queen Elton believes himself to be important enough to get a one-on-one with the leader of a global power. "And why not? It has happened before!" You can hear Elton squeal. But that is in the West you dottering old butt burglar. Putin is not down-low Barry pandering for publicity with Western Queerdom.

But coupled with the vanity, another of Elton's traits that limp-wristedly slaps you in the face over and over while listening to the recording is his grandiosity. He is out to change the world, and he will bring justice to the queer serfs of benighted Russia. His queer-messiah complex won't even permit the mild accusations from the pranksters that Elton's behavior is politically motivated. Repeatedly, Elton interrupts the translator,  who is supposedly speaking for the leader of a great power, and swings his purse defensively - "'s not my problem." I know we shouldn't really expect tact from a prancing ninny, but still - Queen Elton, perhaps this is why diplomats discuss matters of national import with world leaders, and such talks are not left up to aged, faggot pop stars?

Elton's grandiosity doesn't let up through the prank. When asked what problems LGBT Russians face, Elton says he doesn't want to talk about it over the phone, but face-to-face. Trying to arrange a date there, Elton? "I would welcome that." Elton says. So he invites himself to a face to face meeting, and then says he welcomes such an invitation. It is absolutely astounding that Elton actually thinks he has the right to set the limits and terms of the conversation with Putin. Stupidity ... vanity ... grandiosity ... perhaps also senile dementia from Elton? But the pranksters deftly feed this ego-beast with talk of pride parades in November, keeping Elton dangling on the line.

This truly shows how deplorable the condition of the West that our politicians have treated Queen Elton with such respect, while from Russia, the best he can get is a prank phone call. Good job Ruskis, showing him exactly what he is worth. I have every reason to believe my Dark And Terrible God Of ironY (DATGOY) enjoyed this performance.


  1. goodbye yellow brick road, hello hershey highway
    what do jews and hank hill have in common? they both like gas
    Have you heard of the Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham

    im surprised this faggot hasnt succumbed to AIDS, give it time

    1. As South Park revealed, money cures AIDS.

  2. Have you come across this story?
    muzzie schoolboy brings clock to class, school rightfully suspects its a bomb and handcuff the hadji ,this leads to many liberal faggots offended, and now obammy has invited the muzzie to the white house

    1) what if he actually had a bomb? what would the liberals say?
    2) maybe if the sand niggers didnt go around blowing themselves up we wouldn't be suspicious of them, you dont see ching chongs doing this
    3) obongo fag shows his true colors again, running to the aid of the muzzie
    4) its always better to be called a racist then to have your school blown to pieces

    They have muzzies in the deep south? the end of amerikwa is near

    1. To see how far we have come in welcoming brown people with fake bombs, please consider this from the 2007 Outer Party Archive:

      "Butt-Ugly Weirdo Nearly Murdered by Airport Security for Taping a Nine Volt Battery to her Chest"