Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Beaner Disembowels Girlfriend In Jealous Fit

This one is particularly horrific ...

Self-admitted "monster" Fidel Lopez, 24, said he flew into a drunken rage after [his girlfriend] cried out [her ex-husband's] name during rough sex inside of their Sunrise apartment's closet early Sunday morning, according to a police report obtained by the Sun Sentinel.

AA says: Sex inside of a closet? I thought the whole point of the sexual liberation movement was to get smut out of the closet! Now they want to get back in?
 


In extremely disturbing details, police say Lopez admitted to shattering a sliding glass door, punching holes into a wall and ripping a closet door off its hinges. 

AA says: Guess he won't be getting that deposit back.

He then returned to 31-year-old Maria Nemeth, who was lying unconscious on the floor, and proceeded to sexually mutilate her -- first with various objects, then by inserting his arm into her, up to his elbow.

AA says: Up to his elbow??? My, she was spacious. Who was her ex-husband? Barbaro?

Once inside he said he proceeded to rip out part of her intestines.

Before calling 911 just after 3:30 a.m., Lopez said he carried her body to the bathroom and splashed water on her face in an attempt to revive her.  

AA says: Yeah, cause that's what will fix a disemboweling.


When police arrived at the home, they found him crying for help next to her naked body. Blood and bodily tissue covered the floor and walls. A bottle of tequila and sliced limes were seen in the kitchen.

Lopez initially blamed her death on rough sex. During a court appearance Monday he told a judge, through an interpreter, that he'd been drunk.

AA says: An interpreter? Let me guess - he speaks Swedish. And I suppose it was all the tequila's fault, eh? Too much tequila = disemboweled beanerette. Sigh. This world ...

3 comments:

  1. As disgusting as that beaner murderer is, you've GOT to google "Lane Bryant Plus is Equal commercial" and watch that horrific commercial.
    It's a just-add-water story MADE just for you. Plus-size she-whales strutting around in lingerie and heels looking ridiculous.

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    1. I think this warrants a response on the main page.

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  2. "Sliced limes" have taken on a whole new meaning.

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