Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Act of Love: Loaded Gun Found in Beaner's Vagina


That's the kind of expression that says - "Yeah, I keep a loaded gun in my cooch - so what? I'm the only Mexican woman in the world who hasn't been molested by her father."

Quoting:

[During a traffic stop] authorities found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver’s seat. Officers arrested 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia who had been driving the truck. The traffic stop was made near West Elementary School. The school is a drug and gun free zone.

AA interjects: Some false advertising on the part of the school, apparently.

Authorities found a second drug stash in the purse of 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda. In her purse police found a set of scales as well as 29.5 grams of methamphetamine.
During their transport to the municipal jail, Castaneda told authorities that she had a loaded weapon in her vagina. Police stopped and retrieved a loaded Smith and Wesson .22 caliber handgun hidden inside the woman. The pistol was fully loaded, including a round in the chamber. Authorities did not indicate if the gun’s safety device was engaged.

They stopped to retrieve the gun? Where - at the Taco Bell? How close were they to the school zone when that bit of on-the-spot beaner gynecology took place? This world...

 Top 5 Jokes for Hiding a Gun in a Vagina

1) If it had been Rosie O'Donnell's vagina, somewhere there would be a bulldyke with a bullet hole in her tongue.
2) If it had been Michelle Obama's vagina, Barack Obama would be perfectly safe. This joke also works if you substitute Hillary Clinton for Michelle and Bill Clinton for Barack.
3) If it had been Madonna's vagina, there would have been room for a piece of artillery.
4) If it had been Kim Kardashian's vagina, there would have been room for an artillery regiment.
5) If it had been Caitlyn Jenner's vagina, the handgun would fit snugly, because Brucie-boy's vagina is in fact made from an old leather holster.

6 comments:

  1. 2) incorrect as moosh does not have a vagina, but a massive dick , just the way barry likes it
    if that gun survived being in a beaners vag it must be invincible

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    1. Funny as those 5 jokes were, A-d-d, I felt a little nauseated also.
      You might think about offering Maalox of Pepto-Bismal as an aperitif for some of your regarded and unblinking humore

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    2. Again, fair enough.

      The world is a nauseating spectacle, and the fact that our heads aren't constantly spinning in circles spewing pea soup like Linda Blair is a testament to how desensitized to indignity we have become.

      Regardless, I am glad to read that someone has retained a degree of sensitization.

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  2. Beaner Beaver Bears Arms

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    1. It's a story bound to pit gun control advocates against feminists.

      It's her body! Who's to say what she can put it in or take out?

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