Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Rosie O'Donnell Loses a Member of her Pod

 

Rosie O'Donnell's official website has posted a public notice that Rosie's (adopted) daughter Chelsea has gone missing. Quoting O'Donnell:

"One minute I was straining krill through my baleen, my calf Chelsea scraping barnacles from my undercarriage, and the next minute "poof!", she's gone like an erection after a glimpse of my face, or body, or after hearing the sound of my voice, or catching a whiff of my holding tank."

[Note: The preceding was not an actual quote, though somehow still an accurate quote.]

"Oh, but that is just terrible A-drey-drey! How can you kick a whale-woman when she is down!" Do you know of a more convenient time to kick her? Alright, let's read an actual excerpt from the notice:

Rosie O’Donnell’s 17 year old daughter, Chelsea O’Donnell was reported missing. Nyack, New York police authorities have been looking for her in the Rockland County area since Sunday, August 16. She was last seen Tuesday, August 11. She was wearing a black sweatshirt hoodie, dark ripped blue jeans, women’s grey converse sneakers and a black backpack. Chelsea has a large tattoo on her right side of a dream catcher with the word ‘Breathe.’ She left home with her 6 month old therapy dog named Bear. The dog is a 9 lbs brown and black terrier. Chelsea stopped taking her medicine and is in need of medical attention.

Holy shit, the kid's been gone for a week, but you only started looking for her on Sunday? So Rosie, finally look up from between your latest "girl"friend's legs and discover one of your publicity stunts (children) has run away?That's some quality parenting of a child that needs a therapy dog and is on meds. Or perhaps your neglect is the reason the child needs those things in the first place, eh?

Anyone here wondering why the child might have run away? Let's consider a few possibilities:

1) Her adopted mother has been going through a bitter, highly publicized, lesbian-divorce. In this LINK Rosie's ex reveals that Rosie uses 24/7 nannies to tend her menagerie of children.
2) Her adopted mother has been accused by her birth mother of having stolen custody while said birth mother was high on drugs. LINK
3) Her adopted mother recently went around telling people how she would like to smear her menstrual blood on the faces of those with whom she disagrees. LINK. That alone should be reason enough to want to stay out of arm's reach of O'Donnell.

I know some of you will wonder why this story should be covered at all. Who cares, right? Well, every fucking day of our lives we are told by Hollyweird hypocrites how wrong are traditional values, traditional families, and traditional ways of life. O'Donnell is one of the most vocal culture-destroying celebrities in Hollyweird. She is a propaganda mouthpiece who endlessly spouts off about the War on Women (see the LINK for #3). Isn't it satisfying to know her own daughter deserted her on the field of battle?

By the way, this afternoon it was announced that the po-pos have found Chelsea O'Donnell, who is described as being "in their custody" at this time. She better get a maxi-pad for her face before Mommy Queerest shows up to take possession of her wayward prop.

4 comments:

  1. LOL mommy queerest
    Rosie is one disgusting slob, Donald trump has the best insults for the fat dyke, im not saying all "conservative" women are hot ,but the more liberal they are the more of a freak and generally ugly

    heres some creepy (ass cracka) shit, the bull dyke runs a lesbian family vacation company called R family vacations,

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    1. Leftists are ugly both outside and in, but Rosie takes that to a whole other level. She's just a putrid, angry cunt who has inexplicably been able to make a career out of being a putrid, angry cunt.

      Quoting the FAQ at R family vacations ... ***Do I have to have kids to come on one of your vacations? Nope.***

      What a great way to meet pedophiles.

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  2. ROFL! Another home run by one of the best sluggers on the net.

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