Sunday, July 05, 2015

July 4th: Equal Opportunity Jackassery

Yesterday, the niggers in my neighborhood were out in the street setting off illegal fireworks for several hours in the dead of night. I mean literally lighting off rockets directly in the middle of the road. There are plenty of young, White couples with small children in this neighborhood, but no one went out to tell the niggers to stop it, and no one called the cops to clear the streets. Then again, perhaps they did call the cops and no po-pos responded. Then again again, perhaps, like me, they just don't give a crap anymore. Niggers gonna nig.

However, to be fair, July 4th is an equal opportunity to be a jackass, as this story will demonstrate:



CALAIS, Maine — Authorities said a 22-year-old man died after he launched a firework off the top of his head on Saturday night. WCSH reported that 22-year-old Devon Staples and his friends were drinking at the time of the incident.

Surprise, surprise. Continuing to quote:

 “I was the first one who got there. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” his brother said. “It was a freak accident. …. But Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.”

What? Perhaps, brother Staples, you are in too profound a state of grief to realize how moronic your statement is. Any excuse to rationalize binge drinking, right? Let's do a little substitution to help you out - For example, holding a loaded gun to your head and pretending to play Russian roulette is still stupid, even if you are just pretending, because the activity is still life threatening. Get it? Oh, the gun just went off. It was a freak accident! Well, if you weren't holding a gun to your head, it wouldn't have accidentally happened at all, would it? Now go clean your brothers brains out of the bird bath in your backyard and dump your alcohol down the toilet.

2 comments:

  1. here is a great story

    beaner shoots niglet after niglet sets of fireworks, the beaner was a neighborhood watch guy just like Zimmerman

    http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/327175/3/11-year-old-boy-shot-over-fireworks-dispute

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    1. But brown and black people love one another! That fire***cracker*** was no doubt a White supremacist.

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