Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner Unveiled - Please put veil back on!

Quoting this faggot propaganda...

Friends, fans and loved ones spoke out on Monday about Caitlyn Jenner's unveiling on the cover of Vanity Fair. And on Monday afternoon, President Barack Obama chimed in about the woman formerly known as Bruce Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner made her debut on the magazine cover on Monday, wearing her hair in loose curls and posing in a white bustier corset.


Call you Caitlyn? I don't think so, Bruce. Caitlyn is a good name for a 6-year-old girl abducted by a child predator, but not so much for a 65-year-old tranny who looks like he abducted said 6-year-old and plans to make a skin dress out of her. For Christ's sake Bruce, couldn't you just come out as an elderly tranny, did you have to come out as a slutty, elderly tranny too?

Bruce's face doesn't look like it is covered in pancake makeup, it looks like it was sculpted from clotted pancake batter and then fired in a kiln. Don't smile or it will crack like an eggshell.

"hair in loose curls" What the hell are you talking about? That hair isn't curling, it is twisted like the gnarled roots of a sickly tree, and it is just as wooden looking. You could snap off that hair like twigs and use it as kindling, but the over-saturation of hairspray would probably make it explode like gunpowder.

And why are Bruce's hands behind his back? Is that a subtle admission that, in a sane society, Brucie-boy would have been shackled and hauled off to prison or a mental asylum? The answer is most likely that Bruce's hands were simply too mannish and could not be airbrushed sufficiently to not interfere with the illusion they were trying to create. I imagine it was something like this:


So what was Obongo's reaction to this trannies-formation? Quoting POTUS: "Wow! If only Michelle could look so feminine!" Just kidding, here's Barrie's stupid comment: "It takes courage to share your story." How uninspiring. That's the sort of flat, canned response you could throw out to someone who was a victim of spousal abuse, or got AID's from a blood transfusion, or lost a leg to a landmine. At least he could lie and say, "Tits look real!". Or he could be honest and say "Yeesh, what a haggard, muscular tranny." In all likelihood, the lackluster response was the result of a bit of jealousy, owing to the fact that Obongo is farther behind with his own desired transformation.

14 comments:

  1. I blame his whore daughters and wife,he should have disowned them tramps
    The 2 sluts choose to only date blacks,and now his ex wife is also dating a nigger,its enough drive you to suicide, i like how Barry is so quick to praise the freak,yet is too much of a pussy to call out muslim terrorists,maybe this will prompt him to come out the closet

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    1. Don't forget about the 'adult' daughters of 'his/her/IT'...
      http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1412209287759_wps_10_image001_png.jpg

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    2. What well adjusted, refined young whores.

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  2. He is a Gay man in womens clothing ,to
    Call this freak a woman is an insult to real women,he must have used the same doctor as obamas husband mooshelle

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    1. That is an excellent point. We should consider calling it a woman, miss, or mrs to be just as insulting as calling Chaz bono sir or mr. Doing so dishonors the honorific.

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  3. Espy Arthur Ashe Aids award, uh, I mean 'courage award' is going to the creature that used to be Bruce Jenner. It was going to go to this guy initially...

    http://i.imgur.com/EHNvfkD.png

    When asked about this new development and if he is disappointed...Mr. Galloway replied...

    "Are you kidding? No way. I signed up to protect people like this from the evil terrorizers who bombed the twin tower centers of the world...I knew going over to iraq would be dangerous, but I did not CHOOSE to blow off my arm, leg and dick. This freak CHOSE to chop it off, implant some silicone, and declare to the entire planet that he is a fucking insane lunatic. I for one salute that thing and I hope that the ESPN will invite me to present the award with my good arm at the event."

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    1. That was an outstanding use of irony there, well done! (((Applause)))

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  4. Funny you should mention obama because I was just thinking I haven't seen this much media incited arse-licking since a questionable african got elected to be your president.

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    1. You got that right. The media whores do love parading their icons of leftist victory.

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  5. i understand he will be keeping his dick, but wants to be known as a woman? and yet he says he is not gay, this is what the oven dodgers want you to believe, the same ones who say Michael Jackson had no cosmetic surgery
    its only right that caitlyn should date a big black ape, keep up the family tradition

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    1. Multiculturalism is a belief system. The whole illusion requires the audience continuously applaud or else the tinkerbell fantasy will die.

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  6. 12 comments Is this your most popular story? The fags are certainly making progress,20 years ago this kind of shit would have never made international news, the worst bit is these trans freaks are allowed to adopt

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    1. Ha! Well, half of these comments are mine, so I wouldn't know about that.

      You make a really good point. What was once tabloid is now mainstream. Sickening.

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