Thursday, May 07, 2015

The Black Stormtrooper in the New Star Wars Movie

When I was a kid, the original Star Wars trilogy was the coolest thing I had ever seen. Into my early adulthood, I retained a love of those films, and I eagerly anticipated the prequel trilogy. Then, I actually experienced the prequels. I credit the experience with turning me against cinema in general, and Star Wars in particular.

Here was what it was like for me before the prequel: I can't wait to see these films! Star Wars is outstanding! Let's talk about how great Star Wars is!

Here is what it was like for me leaving the theatre after each installment of the prequel...

The Phantom Menace: Huh ... That wasn't what I expected. Not sure why they had to make the future Darth Vader a child in this one. But Star Wars is still cool. Let's talk about all the things they can do better in the next installment!

Attack of the Clones: God damn, that was awful. What was with that dialogue? "I don't like sand, I like smooth things?" Well, I don't like any of these actors - they're coarse and irritating. Let's talk about all the things they should have done better in this installment and in Episode 1.

Revenge of the Sith: (Seething, silent contempt ... inner monologue brooding - jew-bitch lost the will to live? WTF? What about Luke asking Leia if she remembered her real mother in ROTJ and she said yes??? Lucas going to edit that mistake out too?). Let's never speak of this again. (I actually had to Google the name of this Episode because I mentally blocked it out).

The experience with the prequel made me go back to the original trilogy and consider all the god-awful things my childish mind had overlooked - mainly from Return of the Jedi (the ridiculously convoluted and nonsensical rescue of Han, Leia being Luke's sister, the Emperor's retarded plan to turn Luke to the dark side, and the goddamned Ewoks).Although, at least I didn't have to deal with political correctness fucking up those films in addition to their other flaws.

Looking back at the prequel, I was contemptuous of the idea that the clone army was made from a non-White. It struck me as Lucas pandering to the Cult of Diversity. Even though Lucas is supposedly not involved with the sequels, when we get the first stormtrooper to take off his helmet since the prequel - surprise - it's a nigger. Not one of the stormtroopers we heard from in the original trilogy sounded like a big-lipped, ooga-booga, jive-talking monkey, but here we go. Darth Vader sounded blacker than any stormtrooper. The stormtroopers sounded like Johnny and Tommy Whitebread. It makes me wonder if Lucas will go back and insert new voice-overs in the original trilogy to give at least some of the stormtroopers an Ebonics dubbing. Such as...


Needless to say. I will not be going to the theatre to see these cinematic abortions. Thank you George Lucas, Joo Joo Abrams, and the MultiCult for crushing my youthful enthusiasm and sense of wonder. In honor of you ruining Star Wars for me, I present these captioned pics of the black stormtrooper.









21 comments:

  1. It can get worse. I was browsing my local library a while back and came across some star wars comics. One series stars Lukes grandson, a junkie criminal degenerate who hangs with negroes and speaks in spacey ebonics.

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    1. Fan-freakin-tastic. He can heat his heroin spoon with his lightsaber.

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    2. Your all a bunch of close minded fucking idiots. You guys are the same exact reason why our world is slow to advance. Because you shy away in the face of absolutely anything that's different and makes you uncomfortable. Take your trashy opinion and fucking shove it up your ass where the rest of your half assed repulsive morales belong. Fucking cunts.

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    3. Oh, we have a live one here =D

      Dear, purest heart, don't you understand how the dark side works? We win when you give into your hate. This is your failure in the Dagobah cave. You cut the head off the monster, and the mask blasts away revealing yourself.

      That's why evil never goes away. It's always in you - in everyone. And one of the easiest ways it takes hold is in self-righteousness. Stick around - I'm looking forward to completing your training.

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  2. I almost sent this pic to you a month or so ago, but thought might seem a little officious. My point was this: this guy is a dead ringer for the Gamorrean guards from Return of the Jedi:

    https://www.google.com/search?q=gamorrean+guard&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=xZJNVe_gDoWhNtaXgYgP&ved=0CCEQsAQ&biw=1476&bih=743

    Also, more disturbing than a negro as a stormtrooper is a jedi/force wielding negro. There are pics of this character with a lightsaber. I can't watch that shit. Blacks don't have any spiritual/reflective/philosophical capacity whatsoever, and self-sacrifice and heroism are foreign to them. If you look at the cast of this turd it is 100% non-whites, fags and sissies. There isn't a real white man among the whole bunch! Geriatric Han Solo is the closest they dare get to normal. Sadly, you can't point this out to video-game/comic book obsessed gelding males. They always throw self-righteous hysterical hissies about this stuff. It is historical fact that these preoccupations are jewish inventions to dissipate and weaken European Christian men. The proof is in the pudding-the plan obviously worked.

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    1. There is a negress at work who tends to puff out her flabby jowls when she gets irritated. The expression she makes as her jaw juts forward and her cheeks flop about looks just like a Gamorrean Guard.

      In typical Jew fashion, Hollyweird takes a natural impulse and corrupts it. Young white males want a mythology and a spiritual system and a fighting ethos. What options do we give them? The best the jocks can do is play niggerball. The best the nerds can do is play Xbox Star Wars games. And when they are adults, the jocks can go fight wars on behalf of Israel, and the nerds can become internet SJW trolls.

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  3. The msm are such race baiting pussies
    So they can't say nigger,can't say thug,teen or black, so what is the PC term for niggers? The same media who happily say redneck,hillbilly and white trash ,

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    1. Heh, the term is undocumented shoppers, see this image ...

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-P4t6e0i-tY8/VUF-ZtJft_I/AAAAAAAAEwY/5OGMY9xNrsE/s1600/download%2B(7).jpg

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  4. Then again, the stormtoopers in the SW universe are recognized as a symbol of oppression an cruelty...no surprise they are clad in armor that is all white.

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    1. Exactly, just like nurses, doctors, brides, bakers, and chefs. All clad in white. All symbols of oppression and cruelty. Makes perfect sense.

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  5. http://s27.postimg.org/b2zc63zwj/Nigger_Stormtrooper.png

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    1. What will they think of next? Jewish Wookies:

      http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/7/14/18/jewbacca-motivational-poster-17536-1310684285-31.jpg

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  6. Your hate speech and racism is surprising. I thought people like you had died out. I hope you don't have any children.

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    1. Such a pure and perfect soul you have little one, and yet you not only took time to read all my surprising hate speech and racism, but to wish genocide upon me as well. Good! Let the hate flow through you.

      Allow me to return your curse with one of my own - may you experience actual racism at some point in your life, in place of your cartoonish, fantasy notions of what the dark side of humanity truly is. And I place this curse upon your children, and your children's children, until the end of your generations.

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    2. Dude, gypsy curses are cultural appropriation.

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    3. Doh! It's "Roma" curses, Ja D. Your racism and hate speech is surprising. May you have many children and teach them to despise damn dirty gypsies and Star Wars niggers.

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  7. Movies and TV are media for anti-white Jewish propaganda and should be avoided. Ever think about how much more time Thomas Edison had to do things since he wasn't watching the idiot box, like invent motion pictures which the Jews stole.

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    1. He also invited the pornograph - which Jews also stole.

      j/k

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  8. nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, im 100% nigger

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  9. When, long ago, the gods created Earth In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

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    1. Makes more sense than that they are the result of Ham laughing at his father's genitals.

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