Sunday, March 01, 2015

Taco the Hutt Loses 800 Pounds

Have you heard this whale of a story?

A 1,000lb woman, once dubbed the 'half-ton killer' after she falsely confessed to accidentally killing her nephew, has lost 800lb.

Mayra Rosales, from Texas, said she had given up on life when she decided to protect her sister Jamie and take the blame for the death of her nephew Eliseo in 2008.

Rosales, 34, told police she had smothered the child by rolling on top of him, a claim later disproved when autopsy results revealed the boy had died from multiple injuries to his skull.

After her sister Jamie confessed to the crime and was sentenced to 15 years in prison, Mayra vowed to get healthier to take care of her sister's surviving children.

Oh, how lovely. So I imagine she started counting calories and rolling round the block a couple times a day, right? The sort of thing an unemployed, unemployable, penniless beaner-bag woman would do to lose weight, right?

Are you kidding? This is 21st century Amerikwa. The gub'ment spent $10,000 dollars every time they transported Taco the Hutt to her trial. According to the article linked above, "Miss Rosales lost weight with the help of 11 surgeries, including a lap band surgery and extra skin removal procedures." And who paid for that, hmm?

Are you following the trail a lard droppings, gentle reader(s)? A enormously fat Hutt-beaner welfare case fails to report the abuse of her nephew. The nephew is murdered, and the Hutt-beaner obstructs justice to protect her murderous sister. The state spends tens of thousands of dollars to prosecute the Hutt-beaner, only to find out she was lying. The state then hospitalizes her, pays for her to have 11 surgeries, and finally - Taco the Hutt is heralded as a hero by the mass media and their sheeple. Comment #1 on the story:

You mean the children she endangered by taking the wrap for her child-murdering sister?!?

3000+ People like this!!!

Every one of you, please die! Just lay down in the street, all in a row, and let some 1,000 pound Mexican cunt roll over you and suffocate you all. You are not worthy of life.


  1. Instead of numerous surgeries on the taxpayers dime, it should have been rented out to a harpoon manufacturer to test their harpoons on this landwhale.

    Then it should have been dropped of at a rendering plant. There are several super tankers loads of crude on that beanapotamus.

    1. Have you seen the hide of that creature? No harpoon would have stood a chance.

      Rendering is a good idea - but who would permit that to be pumped through their backyard? Imagine the ecological disaster that would cause.

      Another funny-weird thing about this case is how easy it would have been to get her to drop the first few hundred pounds, simply because she was immobile. The lap band was only needed once she could get up and reach food.