Tuesday, February 10, 2015

PC Matic's Rob Cheng's Scary Eyes

In April of 2014, I posted about how disturbing I find crossed eyes. At the time, the focus of my concern was stated thusly ...

I have recently been exposed to PC Matic commercials featuring an Asian fellow by the name of Rob Cheng. Rob's eyes are set way too close together, and I don't like it. He reminds me of the builder from an episode of Family Guy:


In the past year, several people searching for variations of "Rob Cheng PC Matic Eyes" have left comments on that post that they too have been freaked out by Rob Cheng's too-close-set-eyes. It has been a comfort to know that I am not alone in this regard. However, word has obviously not yet leaked to Rob Cheng that he is frightening people with his virtual cyclopism. Here is a screen capture from Cheng's latest commercial on the Youtubes...


I can't look directly at him - but  I have also noticed that his lips are becoming freakishly pinker for some reason. Is Rob Cheng transforming into Mr. Potato Head or what? By the way, his profile is just as bad...


Below is the best picture of Rob Cheng I've ever seen:

32 comments:

  1. the lips are really weird. thanks for noticing

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    1. You're very welcome. And thank you for confirming I am not alone in being disturbed by Rob Cheng.

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  2. He has to be the ceo or why would anyone pay him to do this ad.

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    1. You are correct:

      http://www.smbnation.com/content/news/entry/rob-cheng-why-life-is-more-than-just-a-pitstop

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  3. So people were weirded out by this dude long before me..life's good

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    1. I think you would be quite surprised by the number of searches I get directed here daily with some variation of:

      pc matic freak
      who is scary pc matic guy
      rob cheng weird
      rob cheng creepy eyes

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  4. He's a real CHANEL CHANGER... has my wife and I screaming and scrambling for the remote!

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    1. HA! Like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark - Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes.

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  5. Wow! Hope you never have a stroke or a deforming accident & run into pepile like you! What an immature, shallow A-hole you are! Do you make fun of Downs Syndrome & Cerebral palsy kids too?
    Grow to hell up!

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    1. "Pepile"? "Grow to hell up"?

      Are you sure you haven't already had a stroke, Ginger?

      Do I make fun of your retarded children? Why, yes! Yes, I do.

      http://compulsorydiversitynews.blogspot.com/search/label/Handi-Laughable

      By the way, your comment qualifies for the "Handi-Laughable" label as well.

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    1. You are doing a public *service* by telling your story and thereby providing comfort to others who have been traumatized by Rob Cheng's commercials. Thank you for sharing!

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  7. He is proud to be a cross-eyed american.

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    1. He probably looks at people with space between their eyes and thinks, "What a bunch of freaks."

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  8. I always find the shaved off eyevbrows most "intriguing"... Is this a burn victim thing?

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    1. I just thought the eyebrows hadn't been included in his Mr. Potatohead bucket of parts.

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  9. I noticed this commercial just a few weeks ago. I have been reluctant to say anything about his eyes because I didn't want anyone to accuse me of being racist against Asians. I'm glad I found your blog. Btw, "ginger" is lame. People like her are killing free speech and talking the fun out of everything. Retarded people are hilarious. They're God's little comedians.

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    1. You have reason to be concerned about being undeservedly labeled racist, it's how White assert power over one another these days. One moment's honesty and there goes your job or you're kicked out of your university. And most likely, some miserable, humorless hag like Ginger will be the one to rat you out.

      But your concerns are real, unlike Ginger's, whose fear is of being punished by karma for saying bad things. In her world, if you make fun of Rob Cheng's ugliness and you might end up with a stroke or "deforming accident" that renders you an object of ridicule. Never mind that millions of people end up that way every year without ever making fun of Rob Cheng. Never mind that Rob Cheng is a millionaire whose just unattractive, not deformed, and yet who continues to enjoy his life putting out his dreadful commercials in spite of what mean people may say about him on the internet. And why? Because nobody, including ol' Rob the Cyclops, really needs tattletale Gingers protecting everyone's feelings. They just need to toughen up and learn to take a joke.

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  10. Hypotelorism is a medical condition pertaining to eyes that have an abnormally small distance between them. It is often a result of fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS) caused by large alcohol intake in the first month of pregnancy. It can be associated with an extra 13th chromosome (trisomy 13) which is also known as Patau syndrome, as well as hereditary neuralgic amyotrophy. It can also be associated with fragile X syndrome and Prader-Willi syndrome. Metopic synostosis, the early closure of metopic suture during skull development in children, can also cause hypotelorism.

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    1. Are you saying Rob Cheng's mother is a drunk?

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  11. Horrible Advertising

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    1. I agree, but it seems to make him happy.

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  12. I can't. I can't watch these commercials- I just stare at his eyes and hear his forced, but lifeless, monotone. For the love of all things good and holy: hire an actual spokesperson Rob! Arrrrrrrrrgh!

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    1. HA! But then he wouldn't be a celeb! I'm certain part of this is that he loves being on TV. Also, PC Matic had a history of making really lame commercials without Rob Cheng. This one threatens to break into a low-budget 1980's porno at any moment:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wlH3LKmeBo

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  13. OK, he's (Rob) a weird looking dude. So's Donald Trump & Hilary Clinton... the only difference is Rob's product actually works! As for the other two? Well... I was raised in the "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" generation so you'll understand my silence...

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    1. Fair enough. Trump's product is his disgusting reality television persona, and Clinton's product is her disgusting political corruption. They are certainly more offensive than Rob Cheng.

      Personally, I think always speak the truth should be the motto. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." was the slippery slope to "Everyone is a special snowflake and you have to respect them." Everyone gets a trophy, because we cannot discriminate between the good and the bad as we see it. We are robbed of individual judgment, and submit ourselves to the opinions of the herd and the wolves who shape that opinion.

      Rob may have made a great product with PCMatic. I don't know, and that's the truth. I honestly cannot make a judgment call. However, he makes some God awful commercials that have left me, and others, traumatized. Societies answer to this *we* have to change our views on Rob Cheng's butt ugly mug. My answer is that I change the channel when I see him, and I let others know they are not alone if they do the same.

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  14. Worst part about him for me, which is something that brought me here, is that I can't stand how he says the name of his OWN company: PC Matic. He slurs the company name into what sounds like, "PC MAC". Wouldn't it behoove him to take a moment to pronounce it properly so that people could understand?

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    1. I hadn't noticed that, but you are absolutely right. I was so horrified by the eyes, I didn't notice the slurring. He drops the "ti" as if "ma-tic" could be shortened by a contraction. PC ma'c.

      https://www.ispot.tv/ad/At1H/pcmatic-com-pc-matic-for-president

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  15. I am comforted in knowing I am not alone.

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  16. If some one thinks his outward look is bad. Take a look at your self inside and do not make fun of other people

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    1. Not only is his look bad, his speech is bad, his advertising sense is bad, and, given product reviews on Amazon, his product is bad. Looking inside won't change that, Deepak Chopra - but thanks for playing!

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