Sunday, January 18, 2015

New Black Standard of Sanity: Hyphernkemberly Dorvilier

No, gentle readers - I did not suddenly smash random keys while typing that Nigger name. According to this article, a 22-year-old sub-ape-ess by the name of Hyphernkemberly Dorvilier set her child on fire. Let's look at the picture that accompanies the article:


Oh my god she's horribly burned! How could those monkeys do this to one another! It's like a black Freddie Krueger! Oh wait ... that's Hyphernkemberly Dorvilier - the accused, not the burn victim. Oops. I probably should have quoted the article before leaping to conclusions:

PEMBERTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A New Jersey woman who authorities say put her newborn baby in the middle of a road and set the child on fire was charged Saturday with murder. [...]

The child reportedly was alive and breathing at the time she was flown to a hospital in Philadelphia, said Joel Bewley, a spokesman for the prosecutor's office. She died about two hours later [...] Authorities believe the mother doused her baby with an accelerant then set her on fire, Bewley said. They do not have a motive. [...]


Dave Joseph, 45, of Pemberton Township told The Burlington County Times that he saw a young woman get out of her car and light something on fire in the middle of Simontown Road. He said the woman told him she was burning dog waste.


Dog waste, eh? I suppose that was the best explanation for the smell.

Does that joke make me a bad person? No. The Cult of Diversity, which tells me the brown shall inherit the Earf, has made me a bad person.

2 comments:

  1. Just look at her disgusting, blotchy complexion. No doubt from a steady diet
    of candy bars, pork cracklings and grape drank.

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    1. No doubt we will soon see a Twinkie defense in this case.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

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