Saturday, December 06, 2014

Dericious Chinese Baby in Brown Sauce w/ Spicy Cashew Nut

Quoting this story:

A nurse found the woman, named locally as 24-year-old Li Zhenghua, with her jaws clamped firmly around the infant's arm.

She raised the alarm and tried to pull the baby free, but the mum refused to let go.

Doctors were forced to use an implement to prize her off the child before administering a sedative.

The shocking cannibalistic attack happened at a hospital in the city of Shenzhen in southern China’s Guangdong Province, where the woman had been discovered heavily pregnant and in labour on the street.

Top 5 Racist Jokes for Chinese Mother Tries to Eat Her Baby
1) Does that baby come with fried or steamed rice?
2) She stopped halfway through because she was worried about the health risks of MSG.
3) She would have just been hungry again in an hour.
4) Doctors should have known something was up when she handed them a little white take-away box with a metal handle and asked for her baby "to-go".
5) Relatives should have known something was up when she returned with a wok after saying she was going cradle-shopping.

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