Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Race thru the Checkout Line


I just got back from the grocery store, where my racism helped me again. Walking up to two cashier lanes, I see a blue collar White man in one, and a professional-looking black woman in the other. Both have relatively the same amount of items, perhaps 20. I have a full cart. Because I am a racist, I get in line behind the Chalky guy. Both cashiers finish ringing up the Chalky and the Darkie within a minute of one another. Chalky swipes his card and off he goes. Darkie says - "I don't have enough cash."

Now, what do you think this well-dressed Darkie does? Reduce the item count? Apologize and leave? No, she asks the teller to hold on while she goes to her car. I get my entire cart scanned, bagged, and paid for before Darkie returns. Darkie's cashier is desperately trying to reach a manager to help her figure out what button to push, because by this time she thinks Darkie has ditched her. As I am pushing my cart away, Darkie comes running up saying "Here I am, Here I am!".

Yes ... I think ... "Here you is!".

Monday, December 29, 2014

Hoo Flung Poo

Alternate titles
Kung Pow Shittin'
Pu Pu Splatter
Chop Suey-age


Quoting:

Stunned shoppers were showered with sewage when an overfilled septic tanker blew up. The passers-by sought medical attention after having their faces covered in foul-smelling brown sludge in Hechi, China - and the owner of this shop was even less fortunate. [...]

Eyewitness Dong Tang told local television: 'I noticed some people gathered in the street and thought there had been a car accident. I wasn't really paying attention, but then the smell hit me. It was disgusting.'

'At one of the shops, just about every item on display was covered in brown liquid. The shopkeeper was highly agitated.

'He complained that everything was ruined and said he needed to shut the business for a week to clean up the mess.'


Sunday, December 28, 2014

7 Things a White father can do but his half-black son cannot

In this article, the father of a half-sub-ape son describes the seven things he can do that his son cannot. You may visit the article to see his phony White Guilt Suicidalist list. Here is the true list of seven things a White father can do that his half-black son cannot:

1. Empathize
2. Distinguish Right from Wrong
3. Control his Impulses
4. Be Merciful
5. Express Regret
6. Reason
7. Be Reasoned with

Not funny? Here are three more: Enunciate, Swim, Not Rape.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Negro Weeps After Catching His Bitch w/o Her Weave

Even on their good days, black women look like men. This video capitalizes on that reality for the sake of comedy. Well done.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

A-dick-tion

In this video, an African skillfully mocks a sack of Whigger White trash who took to the interwebs to discuss her addiction to giving head.


The best part is when he describes her as "Dick Sucking Magneto". It's also great when he warns people not to go find her at the mall to fight her, because she will suck your dick by force. Hilarious!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

A Diversity Affirming Nativity with Chainsaws


I think the Nativity is weird. I'm willing to accept that because I am not a Christian, I just don't get it. And during this joyous season, you White Christians don't need me ruining your traditions - you have each other to do that. Quoting:

Reverend Bill Sterritt of the Amicable Congregational Church in Tiverton [...] recast the story of the first Christmas in modern times. Baby Jesus is a girl named Hope, Mary is a teenage runaway from Connecticut and Joseph is an undocumented worker named Jose.

There are life-sized [chainsaw sculptures] of Sterritt’s modern-day nativity characters in front of the church on Main Road in Tiverton – about halfway between Fall River and Little Compton along one of the prettier country roads in Rhode Island.



What a smug, leftist sack of shit. Maybe he should have the "artist" carve him up some parishioners to fill his empty pews.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Negro "History" in Cartoon Form


If black people were left to their own devices to come up with their own history and communicate it to their progeny, what would it reveal? Well - how about rocket propelled pyramids, stone age time travelers, and hydrocephalic holograms? Such are the imaginings of this Black children's cartoon called "Tell Me Who I Am."


Quoting their own description of the cartoon: Excellent learning tool for history, science and positive values for children 3-11. You know, it's one thing to take liberties with history for the sake of a good story. It is another to equate flying pyramids to combustion engines and claim an ancient, big-headed god-figure developed the science behind both. Not that I am discouraging such fantasies. By all means proceed. In fact, I suggest White Whateverists help fund these episodes. The world needs much, much more of this.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Ape Apepitan Reports: Crippled Sub-Ape Handsballs Players

Today, CDN brings you a video of crippled sub-apes with crinkled legs, scraping their stubs across concrete in the blistering tropical heat ... LINK


The sad thing is, the Cult of the Sports in Western Civilization means there are probably White men across the world ready to worship these sub-ape gimps.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Bothan Spy in Court for Terrorism Against the Empire

The American Empire that is... 


BOSTON (AP) — Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev returned to court Thursday for the first time since he was arraigned in July 2013.

Security was tight at the federal courthouse in Boston for the final pretrial conference before his trial begins next month. [...]

The hearing came to a close after just 25 minutes. After the judge and Tsarnaev had left he courtroom the mother-in-law of Ibragim Todashev started shouting in the courtroom, first in Russian and then in English.

“Stop killing innocent people,’’ Elena Teyer shouted. “Don’t kill an innocent boy, please!’’


Mon Mothma confirmed Teyer's accusation. "Many Bothans died...", she said at a Rebel briefing on Friday.

Friday, December 19, 2014

"The Interview": Censorship is Free Speech

Is anyone else out there confused by the Sony / North Korea hacking thing? North Korea gets offended that Sony made a Hollywood Kike-fest (see kikes, left) showing the North Korean leader's head explode. North Korea hacks Sony and makes threats against movie-goers who see the film. Sony caves and pulls the movie, and Obongo the Chimpnificient chides Sony for giving in to censorship. Quoting the Mulatto Messiah: "We cannot have a society in which some dictator someplace can start imposing censorship here in the United States [...]"

Does everyone in the world have no fucking memory whatsoever? Why doesn't everyone immediately sense the disconnect between Obongo's reaction to this, and his administration's handling of the YouTube video "Innocence of Muslims", which his team blamed for the 11 Sept 2011 Benghazi attack? Quoting:

Days after the attack, the Los Angeles Times reported that Obama administration officials had contacted YouTube to request that the video website take down the movie, which many Muslims found offensive.

Hello? Is the disconnect not obvious?  And of course, this is just another flavor of the week media controversy. There will be no war, cyber or otherwise, over this. The pundits will just bat this around for a few more days until the next outrage comes along. Ughhhh ... Sanity is simply exhausting.

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

Hoisted by his own niggard

Today, I refer you to this video from the YouTubes, which chronicles the untimely death of a teenager (and interracial romancer) named Lennon Lacy. To me, the name sounds a White girl who got herself kill't hanging round wif da bruthas. But, no! Lennon Lacy is a 17-year-old black boy who was (allegedly) found hanging by the neck from a swing-set amidst a grouping of trailer homes. His death was initially ruled a suicide, but his family, and the 31-year-old White woman with whom he was fornicating (Michelle Brimhall), say they believe he was lynched because he was in an interracial relationship. Let's watch, and enjoy the folksy commentary from the black presenter...


What self-respecting Klansman would keep his victims shoes? Come on. Here is my theory (you are welcome to leave your own theory in the comments):

Lennon was an asthmatic who died during a kinky sex game with his mudshark. Brimhall always said she liked her black men well hung! That would explain the dog leashes and the fact that there are no other reported indications of a struggle. The mudshark staged Lennon's death with the help of an accomplice and kept Lennon's shoes to trade for meth. Take a look at this Motel 6 skank and tell me that is not a possibility:


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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

An Anti-Racist Alternative to Elf on the Shelf

Tonight, Compulsory Diversity News is pleased to announce its contribution to the joy of this Winter Celebration Season. But not without a brief explanatory prologue:

Certainly, being the good consumerist cattle you are, you no doubt have bought your child(ren) an Elf on the Shelf, ignoring any alarmist warnings that, quote: "The Elf on the Shelf is preparing your child to live in a future police state" [...] What poppycock. The police state is already here. There is nothing future about it.

However, there are some admitted limitations to the New World Order's Elf on the Shelf:

1) The Elf on the Shelf is White. We have released Elf on the Shelf products of varying skin tones, but they are still clearly Caucasoid.We really struggled morally with this one. On the one hand, we wanted to represent the natural diversity in Santa's workshop. On the other hand, Santa's workshop is kind of a sweat shop, and making his "workers" elves-of-color might make people think that we are endorsing slavery.
2) The Elf on the Shelf is geared toward children. Sure, among the adult population there are some Michael Jackson types who may put one in their bedroom (or butthole), but most adults are still not that far gone (not for lack of us trying).

How to address these to issues?

Meet "Blackface on yo Bookcase"!


"Blackface on yo Bookcase" reminds you that racism is wrong, and that the New World Order is watching you for any signs of racism. Admit it - good consumer cattle that you are, you don't have many books (paper-ish thing with wordy scribblings on it). Fill up your spare bookcase space with "Blackface on yo Bookcase"! Do it today - or you are a racist.


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Monday, December 15, 2014

Happy Birthday! Suck a Nigga Dick

This is different ... quoting:

A sorority girl affiliated with Delta Gamma at The University of Maryland posted a picture on Instagram of her standing next to a cake with the words “suck a nigga dick.” It is not exactly sure what she meant by the use of the words, but it’s possible she got it from a rap song by Three Six Mafia with the same name.

Nevertheless, what was most likely meant as a joke on the girl’s 21st birthday cake has now ignited outrage on her campus. It has started a debate on whether it’s appropriate for white people to use the term “nigga,” even though it’s socially acceptable for blacks to do so.

Interesting how outrage works these days, isn't it? Remove the racism angle completely and think back to when women were expected to be treated as the fairer sex and to behave as such. In that bygone age, just suggesting a young woman go suck a dick would have been an outrage. However, times have changed. It now appears it is perfectly acceptable to give a 21-year-old girl a cake that says "Happy Birthday - Suck a Dick", but throw the word Nigga in there and we have crossed the line of decency!

Just curious - For those of you old enough to remember that bygone age of the fairer sex, did any of you expect to live to see society sink to this depth?

You may remember this recent story of the assistant principal who sparked an outrage when she tweetered an  interracial-dating-at-the-prom joke. It turned out her two daughters had taken niggers to the prom. In this case, is it possible black friends (even a boyfriend) gave her the cake because they know of her proclivities? Is it possible the birthday girl in question enjoys sucking nigga dick? So in that case, it is perfectly fine if she puts a Negro's penis in her mouth, but call him a nigga and an affront to human dignity has been committed? Again - interesting how outrage works these days.

Can't you just see her upcoming apology to the press: "I never meant to cause any offense. Everyone who knows me knows I am not a racist. In fact, I have sucked many African American penises, and treated each with the respect and compassion I would a White, Asian, or Latino penis."

Sunday, December 14, 2014

CDN Video: Frosty the Klansman

Back in 2010, I submitted several  samples to Voice of Reason (VoR) attempting to find a different way to contribute to the network other than providing a thirty minute show (something I had not been able to provide them since the previous year). I had determined, given own-life responsibilities, that I could not manage more than one short segment a week. However, I suggested these small segments could be used as bumpers leading into other programs, breaks within other programs, or fillers to round out programs that ran under-time. Perhaps it was a bad time to make such a suggestion, or perhaps the material just wasn't good enough or no longer fit with the direction of the network - c'est la vie. Today I will share one of those segments, slightly four years after it was initially recorded.

video

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Accusations of "White" Racism at Sony

Yesterday, the Daily News carried this story of alleged racist harassment and unequal treatment of minorities at International Distribution at Sony. The snubbed employee alleges:

[...] an atmosphere of “disparate and unfair treatment” by promoting less-qualified white colleagues over African-Americans with more seniority and experience.

Look at the picture to the top left. Is this the harasser or harassee? Is this person accused of not promoting African Americans, or is this person an African-American who feels passed over for promotion? Does it help if I tell you his name is Keith Le Goy? Let's take time out for fun, and resume this story below the video.


Now let's quote the story again, and you can look at another picture of Keith below.

The [unnamed black] employee had worked for the company for seven years, and had been an administrative assistant to Le Goy, president of Sony international distribution, for five of her years on the job, she said.

She said Le Goy created an atmosphere of “disparate and unfair treatment” by promoting less-qualified white colleagues over African-Americans with more seniority and experience.



Now, you have been told that the man above is Keith Le Goy, and that he is accused of passing over white colleagues in favor of African Americans, does that cause you any confusion? My problem is, this guy is not White. I thought it was just the dreads that were throwing me, so I cropped them out from the picture at the top, and still I could not rectify the idea that this man is White and prefers his "White colleagues".

Kieth Le Goy is what I like to call "Strangely Brown". Eugenicists and/or Nazis might call him racially impure. The boldly anti-Jew might declare him a tribe member. However, does the rest of the world consider this guy White? Is that what I am supposed to believe? Or is this another Zimmerman-like case, in which, once one is accused of racism, logic dictates that the person must be White - because only Whites are racist.

Could he perhaps be Jewish? Sure, why not. However, my gut impression is that Le Goy has black ancestry from some French colonial source, and that he is passing for White for the purposes of this story.  Therefore, this is an association fallacy that once again promotes the MultiCult propaganda: only Whites can be racist (much like the Donald Sterling story did):

Kieth Le Goy is accused of racism.
White People are racist. 
Therefore Kieth Le Goy is White.

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Friday, December 12, 2014

The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape

So much racism, so little time. I just discovered this article from 2013, which details the outrage over a video by hippity-hopper financier Russell Simmons.

[...] the video is “The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape.” Think Hollywood actresses filming their sexcapades and then releasing the footage to the public.

In Simmons’ video, Harriet Tubman entices her “Massa” into bed to have sex with her. Unbeknownst to the master, someone is hiding in the closet filming the encounter for Harriet to use as blackmail.




The video is humorous because the concept is absurd, but it also falls kind of flat because Harriet Tubman is not necessary to the video. There is no context surrounding her person - not even a joke like him lifting up her skirt and finding her "underground railroad", or of him riding a "freedom train" on her ass. Because the potential for Tubman reference is wasted, it may have just been any sub-ape-ess slave. Perhaps they had to use Harriet Tubman because she was the only celebrity Negress they could think of from the 19th century - but again, she wasn't a celebrity in the context of this video because she was not yet free herself. Oh well, best to stop there so as not to over-analyze it.

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

Anne Frank A.K.A Ol' Rimjob Franky

Someone left a comment today objecting to me referring to Anne Frank as "Ol' Rimjob Franky". Do you think the complaint was that is was disrespectful? Or demeaning? Or offensive? Nope - none of these. The objection was that it wasn't funny. Well, I do apologize. Frankly, I find the idea of Anne Frank gaining a reputation for skillful mouth-to-ass sex at Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp quite a hoot! However, for those who do not find it funny, please accept this cavalcade of internet Anne Frank memes in hopes they will make you all giggly.








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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

White Lesbian Doesn't Like Black Cunt


Under this title, Street Fight: Racist Lesbian Feminist Calls Bouncer "Black Cunt", we have this video:
(NOTE: Only the first 35 seconds are interesting.)


Richly satisfying, eh what? If you are a regular visitor, you know the drill. You can probably predict by now what I am going to say, but hopefully you will enjoy it nonetheless:

1) Snarkiness: I thought lesbians enjoyed fisting?
2) Caveats: We don't really know these two are lesbos. They could just be drunk yabbos.
3) Condemnation: There is no excuse for this behavior. If you have a legitimate beef with Darkie the Bouncer, wait for the coppers.
4) Ironic Meaning: Notice that the establishment is called "LAB". That's what MultiCulturalism is, don'tcha know? It's just a big lab experiment. Mix two part aging butch lesbos dressed like drunk frat boys on holiday, add one part sub-ape in a suit, shake vigorously and garnish with a red card against racism. Pour widely over the interwebs and watch the polarization of society.

Reactions vary, but here are the predominant themes in the comments:
1) Men shouldn't hit women.
2) If women act like (bad) men, they should expect to be hit.
3) If anyone is racist, they should expect to be hit.

Then there is my recurring theme: when the last White man is tossed into a mass grave, the forces of the MultiCult will turn and rend one another. Racism is not exclusively a male phenomenon, nor a White phenomenon. Minority status (for example on the basis of sexual preference) does not mean equal status among minorities. Some minorities are more privileged than others, some more oppressed than others. The seeds of conflict are ever present. Reduce the earth's population to a horde of transgendered, multiracial, mentally disabled gimps and there would still be differences upon which conflict would be built and would flourish. Racism cannot be defeated - it will defeat humanity.

Go in hate, and continue to sin.

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Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Jonathan Hebrewburg MoneyGruber and the Stupid Americans


Jonathan Gruber's apology today has returned this rat-kike to the front page of the media outrage machine.

MIT professor Jonathan Gruber repeatedly told House lawmakers Tuesday he was sorry for what he called "thoughtless" and "insulting" comments -- including one last year when he said that Obamacare was written to hide taxes from voters who weren't smart enough to grasp the details.

As usual, the energies of the opposition are expended upon swatting at a shadow puppet. It is embarrassing to watch America's political representatives clutch their pearls indignantly and haughtily remonstrate Grubby Gruber for saying something politically incorrect.

Hopelessly Naive: Oh, but it's so much more! Right? 

Wrong.

Hopelessly Naive: But if he says Americans were tricked into Obamacare, then they will turn against Obamacare and we can get rid of it.

Are you kidding? Wouldn't that show Americans to not only be stupid, but also vocally insecure? What American wants to go to work tomorrow and say to a colleague, "I don't support Obamacare anymore because Jonathan Gruber tricked me. Now I think Obamacare is bad. And Gruber is doubleplus bad for tricking me!"

That won't happen. It's simply ludicrous. No - what happens at these outrage parties is that the outraged gather together and milk the publicity generated by the media machine, until the next outrage comes along. Nothing substantive will be done. Nothing of consequence will change. Meanwhile, the outragers - in this case the leftists - will distance themselves from the offender, then find new ways to rationalize why what that offender said doesn't matter. The leftists are simply going to double-down on Obamacare, regardless of this 2 Minutes of Hate. Steadily, they will rectify their talking points to remove all trace of Gruberism.

On a related topic, I want to refer you to this article, in which a Jew celebrates the fact that in 21st century America, a Jew like Gruber can jew the public and no member of the public will call out their jewing. To paraphrase, the kike gushes that it has never been a better time to be a Jew in Amerikwa. It would seem so. Quoting:

If someone of his influence had said such things 60 years ago, we would all have been worried about the anti-Semitic backlash that would unleash. Jews have always had to be careful about what they said and did in public because it could, and would, be used against all of us.

Today nobody worries about a wave of anti-Semitism due to Jonathan Gruber showing himself to be a creep. That’s good.


Yeah, doubleplus good.

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Monday, December 08, 2014

Why is Obama's Throat Sore?


Quoting:

Obama, 53, reportedly underwent a fiber optic exam by an ear, nose and throat specialist at the Washington residence on Saturday morning after complaining of a sore throat for two weeks.

He was then driven via motorcade to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, where a CAT scan was performed. The results came back normal, it is said.


Reggie, I think you need to get tested.


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Sunday, December 07, 2014

CDN Video: Eric Garner - Take My Breath Away Tribute


Please enjoy this tribute video to the gentle giant of Staten Island, Eric Garner. As seen above, White Devils murdered Eric Garner and announced their demonic plan with the officer's shirt number - 666!

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Dericious Chinese Baby in Brown Sauce w/ Spicy Cashew Nut

Quoting this story:

A nurse found the woman, named locally as 24-year-old Li Zhenghua, with her jaws clamped firmly around the infant's arm.

She raised the alarm and tried to pull the baby free, but the mum refused to let go.

Doctors were forced to use an implement to prize her off the child before administering a sedative.

The shocking cannibalistic attack happened at a hospital in the city of Shenzhen in southern China’s Guangdong Province, where the woman had been discovered heavily pregnant and in labour on the street.


Top 5 Racist Jokes for Chinese Mother Tries to Eat Her Baby
1) Does that baby come with fried or steamed rice?
2) She stopped halfway through because she was worried about the health risks of MSG.
3) She would have just been hungry again in an hour.
4) Doctors should have known something was up when she handed them a little white take-away box with a metal handle and asked for her baby "to-go".
5) Relatives should have known something was up when she returned with a wok after saying she was going cradle-shopping.

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Friday, December 05, 2014

Nigger Tackles Beaner - Her Baby Goes Flying

Quoting this article:

[...] video shows [Nigger Alonzo Brown] watch as the 24-year-old [beaner] victim walks by with her baby. [Brown] turns to follow her, then breaks into a run and dropkicks her to the ground on top of the baby. He then grabbed her phone and ran away.


Let's watch:

Welcome to Amurikwa mamasita. Mwahaha. Remember - Diversity. Diversity. Diversity. Once everyone is brown - there will be no violence, no injustice, no fear. And we certainly won't need no White po-pos around. Oh, also remember - It's racist to lock your car doors or cross to the other side of the street when a nigger walks by. On a side note, Kemberly Richardson looks like Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost.


Thursday, December 04, 2014

Awful Viral Meme? Yeah - Awfully Funny!

In this story, Adam Weinstein (Oy vey!) laments the photoshopping of a Ferguson protestor's sign. See if you can detect in the image below what might have been altered.


The title of the story reveals a sense of bitterness:

Dumb Racists Photoshop Ferguson Protester Into Awful Viral Meme

More details from the article:

Riverfront Times photographer Mitch Ryals snapped an innocuous shot in September of Jermell [Ha! Jermell!] Hasson carrying a sign with fellow protesters that read "No mother should have to fear for her son's life every time he leaves home," with the hashtags "#blacklivesmatter" and "#stayhuman":

Opponents of the protests did not take Hasson's advice. Instead, the Times reports, its image of him went viral after his sign was photoshopped to read "No mother should have to fear for her son's life every time he robs a store"

It's clever, its catchy, its worthy of being meme-ed.Now, if it had been a Tea Partier's sign turned into a bigoted slur against conservatives, "All hail the the Brilliant Anti-Racists!" - but when it happens to the leftist's pet groids its "dumb". Don't be fooled you delightful photoshoppers! This sort of thing pisses off the thought police in a big way. So please keep at it! We need more of that and less of this ... 


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Wednesday, December 03, 2014

He's tryin' to Mike Brown Me!

It is not often I find something this excellent for increasing net global racism. I guarantee that by the time any person finishes watching this video, that person will be more racist than when s/he began watching said video. Please spread this video far and wide! Enjoy ...

Michael Manfredi of the South Strabane Police Department in Washington Co, Pennsylvania is being harassed when [an extremely loud mouthed nigger] refuses to show his proof of purchase for his Black Friday items.


So that's why they call it Black Friday! For Jebus's sake. Think how far Western Civilization has fallen when a descendant of slaves can monkey around with law enforcement officers in this fashion. Pathetic.

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Tuesday, December 02, 2014

The Ferguson Tea Party

To be a leftist is to be so mentally unwell and so unlearned that one must expect such people to blurt out distorted and bizarre pronouncements. To be a Negro is to have virtually no understanding of the world around yourself, how it works, and how you got there - like a chimpanzee abducted from the jungles in a burlap sack and unceremoniously dumped in the middle of a busy highway. Combine the two afflictions (leftism and niggerdom) and you wind up with this tweet about rioting in Ferguson:


Right - no history book ever mentioned ships being burned during the Boston Tea Party because no ships were burned at the Boston Tea Party.

Quoting this source:

...the “Mohawks” who attacked the ship did not damage the ships themselves, only the tea. The ships’ crews later stated that nothing had been damaged or destroyed except the tea - and the protesters swept the decks clean afterwards

Just curious - were Bershawn and Tranquell out sweeping up in Ferguson the day after they chimped-out over the grand jury decision?

If you have the misfortune to read more of Justimified Agimitator's tweeterings, you will discover that the association she was trying to make was that the rioters in Ferguson weren't burning their property, but the property of others - just like at the Boston Tea Party. And Merikwans celebrate that, right?

Well, there are a few problems with this reasoning:

1) The owners of the tea dumped in Boston were Americans. (See source above).
2) There were patriots ashamed of the protest who offered to pay for the tea that was destroyed. SOURCE
3) There was another Tea Party, the so called Annapolis Tea Party, in which merchants who had smuggled tea agreed to burn their own ship, tea included, in order to atone for their smuggling. SOURCE

Hisbortry be so confusicated, ain't it, Justimified Agimitator? You might want to head back to Niggertown Community College, where history is rewritten by leftist professors and regurgitated by smug sub-ape-esses without nasty wicked racists to worry you with the truth.

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Monday, December 01, 2014

Are rape jokes funny?

According to many jpegs on the interwebs, rape is not funny. Here's one...


Well, you may be "wrong" but that doesn't mean what you said or heard wasn't funny. Obviously someone thought it was funny because someone is laughing. This is the problem with political correctness, it overreaches and ends up in muddle-headed doublethink that renders objective reality a subjective phenomenon.

For example, the same politically correct MultiCult Obambot can hold all three of these beliefs simultaneously, and be unable to sense the contradiction:
- Race is a social construct.
- Race does not exist.
- Michael Brown was shot dead because he is black.

In the same way, such a doublethinker could hold:
- Rape is not funny because it is wrong and denigrates women.
- Using abusive language against women perpetuates rape culture.
- Calling Sarah Palin a cunt is hilarious.

The impetus for tonight's post was this story about a man who put an eyebrow raising decal on the back of his truck. Here is a picture:


Quoting the story:

James Hellewell’s ‘joke’ bumper sticker has cost the freelance personal trainer his job at a Total Fitness gym.

It showed the image of a woman bound and gagged on the tailgate of his pickup truck.

Leeds resident, Hellewell tweeted images of his car along with the now infamous hashtag, #rapetruck.


Poor taste? Very likely.
Bad decision? Absolutely.
Funny? Yes and no.

I find it funny. It is a clever optical illusion that initially sparks brief horror followed by a sense of relief when the trick is understood. However, not everyone can get over the fear part. In their morally-panicked, superstitious minds, even mentioning rape increases the likelihood of rape. See Rape Culture. Yet, the link between fear and humor is very basic psychology, quoting:

We can use humor to put our fears into perspective. Humor addresses the same issues as fear, not to dismiss them, but to strengthen our ability to confront them and then laugh them away from the door.

See the Benign Violation Theory of humor. If the fear gives way to a recognition that the situation it is benign, then humor relieves the tension of the stressor and the release from fear is enjoyed. Unfortunately, the MultiCult is hyper-vigilant for offenses and challenges to their zealotry, so any threat to the seriousness with which they take themselves will be met with utmost harshness. In other words, the rape joke is funny, but they cannot laugh at it because their fear cannot be allayed! That fear is that they may be wrong. They must take everything so seriously because to do otherwise would be to permit their beliefs to be challenged, and their greatest fear is that their beliefs will crumble to dust if even one challenge is permitted.


Unconvinced? Try this anti-doublethink exercise. State three objective realities in a row:

A rape joke is not a rape.
A dead baby joke is not a dead baby.
A joke about the Holocaust is not a Holocaust.

Feeling any better?

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