Sunday, November 30, 2014

CDN Video: A New Klan for the 21st Century

On tonight's episode, Adrean considers Klansman John Abarr's ideas for reforming the KKK.

Surprise... Adrean is not impressed.

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Friday, November 28, 2014

Beaner Beatdown in Benver

Ok - so the city was Denver, not Benver. I just enjoyed the alliteration.

Political correctness is like shoving a beaner's sweat sock full of drugs into your mouth.

I love this video, but then I am an evil raaacist. The video shows Denver police beating a drug-peddling beaner in the face while his pregnant ho-bag shrieks like Dora the Explorer having her face torn off by a sexually aggressive Boots. Please enjoy:

Let's get this out of the way - I don't encourage police misconduct, even against beaners. I simply think we should make it legal for police to beat beaners and their pregnant ho-bags so that what happened in the video would no longer be considered police misconduct.

The Easily Offended: WHAT?!? How would you like to be abused this way by the po-po?!?

I would not like it. In a racially homogeneous, civilized society, I would expect the police to behave properly and cordially and to respect the rule of law. But we do not live in a  racially homogeneous, civilized society. We live in a decaying, multiethnic empire that is being overrun by Third World drug-peddling refuse and their welfare-sucking ho-bags. (Whew - I didn't think I would meet my yearly quota of the slur "ho-bags" but I just did it!). Therefore, I expect police to freak out and behave as if they are living out the Zimbardo Standford Prison Experiment on a daily basis.

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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Henry Bouquet Day 2014!

Last year on the fourth Thursday of November, I requested that White Whateverists in the United States no longer observe the state mandated holiday, but instead honor Henry Bouquet with his own holiday.

And as we all know, when Adrean Arlott speaks to White Whateverists, White Whateverists ask, "Who is Adrean Arlott?" Therefore, I shall repeat my request, along with my reasoning, and wish White Whateverists everywhere a Happy Henry Bouquet Day 2014!

Quoting my original post:

Seated on the right is Colonel of the British Army, Henry Louis Bouquet, depicted receiving White captives who had been abducted by Ohioan Indians prior to and during Pontiac's War (1763-1764). Bouquet had handily broken the Indian forces during the conflict, and camped his army in the midst of the hostile natives. He then demanded the return of his White people, whether they wanted to go or not. As accurately depicted, some hostages were reluctant to leave the only family they had ever known.

Henry Bouquet is also known for having corresponded with British General Jeff Amherst, regarding the use of smallpox-laden blankets to wage biological warfare against the Native Americans. Responding to Amherst's inquiry regarding the feasibility of such a tactic, Bouquet replied:

I will try to inocculate the Indians by means of Blankets that may fall in their hands, taking care however not to get the disease myself. As it is pity to oppose good men against them, I wish we could make use of the Spaniard's Method, and hunt them with English Dogs. Supported by Rangers, and some Light Horse, who would I think effectively extirpate or remove that Vermine.

In the picture above, I see Bouquet as a symbol of White Supremacy and of the White Race. And since I am a White Supremacist and a member of the White Race, and since I find White Supremacy and the White Race good and noble things, I find Bouquet a good and noble White man. Again, consider the symbolism of the picture above. Bouquet, symbol of the White Race, offering his hand to uplift the children reluctant to leave the fold of the teeming, brown, squalid subhumans. Being White is about embracing your otherness and elevating yourself above the human cesspool.

A good White man will force this elevation upon the unwilling, whether they like it or not. A good White man will use whatever tactics are necessary for the advancement of his race. A good White man finds horses and hunting dogs eminently superior and worthy of life, compassion, and respect than the brown human refuse of this planet. Henry Bouquet was a good White man, and that is why I suggest we honor him with his own holiday in place of Thanksgiving Day.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Negroes Roleplay Lynching

Quoting this story from St. Louis:

On Friday afternoon three demonstrators set up outside the Old Courthouse in St. Louis to stage a symbolic lynching to spread awareness to the fact that a black man is killed in the United States every 28 hours, which they say is modern day lynching.

Well, that is the de-nigger-fied version of what was said. Here is the untranslated version:

Every unarmed child that gets killed by a Police is a modern day lynch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is, of course, not brown sugar's fault she posted something so inarticulate. As Reverend Doctor Pastor Shaniquah McCullough says:

Every dumbass nigger that gets unedumacated by a teachers is a modern day slavery.

Now, what was that about the Po-Po's killing a Negro once every 28 hours? Time for a little fact checking:

When asked how often an unarmed black is shot by a cop, [Marc Lamont] Hill answered "every 28 hours." He then referenced a report issued by the Malcolm X Grassroots Movement and said "that every 28 hours an unarmed black person is killed."

Either description is incorrect.

The report, which is not an academic work, reaches its conclusion by including deaths that were not at the hands of police, deaths of blacks who were armed, car accidents, and deaths of blacks who were in aggressive or hostile situations.

Filthy, lying niggers. One more criticism while I am on a roll - did you notice they couldn't even make a proper noose? They just tied the rope into the shape of a loop. Lazy niggers.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Mustache Rectified

The Indianapolis Star newspaper has been accused of sloppily attempting to rectify its racism by trimming the mustache from a character in an editorial cartoon. 

The cartoon features a family gathered around the table, the patriarch holding the turkey while a family of immigrants is bursting through their window. The patriarch announces that “Thanks to the president’s immigration order, we’ll be having extra guests this Thanksgiving.”

Apparently, the Indianapolis Star didn’t want to come across as racist, you see, because they quickly made a stereotype-erasing edit to the cartoon [...]

The Star clearly intended for it to be about undocumented immigrants, and not white truckers, because they ran it with the question: “Will the President’s executive action on immigration fundamentally change America?”

Conveniently for the elite, the kerfuffle in Ferguson has helped wipe away all memories of Obama's recent amnesty decision. The hysteria over Emperor Obama has given way to new hysteria over the failure to indict Darren Wilson. 

Orwell's 1984 envisioned a vast bureaucracy that would be used by the state to erase all evidence of its errors and rectify inconvenient reports that did not conform to party doctrine. The 21st century reality is that human attention spans are so short that any new sparkly manufactured crisis completely erases from memory the previous crisis. No bureaucracy is necessary to define truth, because truth is never earnestly sought in the first place. In the case of the shorn mustache, the attempt to rectify drew more attention than the actual cartoon. In our new reality, the mind-blanking power of the 24 hour news cycle was all that was needed to completely wipe the cartoon controversy, the cartoon, and the amnesty controversy from  public consciousness.

What happened to Malaysia Airlines flight 370?
What happened to Malaysia Airlines flight 17?
What happened to the threat of Syria's chemical weapons?
What happened to the threat of war between Russia and Ukraine?
What happened to the existential threat from ISIS?

Has Fukushima radiation wiped out the denizens of America's Pacific Coast?
Has the Michael Brown Race War erupted? 

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Monday, November 24, 2014

Ferguson Shooting Grand Jury Ruling Imminent

In about an hour, we shall know what the grand jury has to say in the case of Darren Wilson's shooting of Michael Brown. Be not afraid my gentle readers, for there is no cause for concern. There shall be no forthcoming mass civil disturbance. The situation is completely under your masters' control.

Amuse yourself with the following, and remember who told you this would all come to virtually nothing.

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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Lemony Sniglet: A Series of Unfortunate Nigger Jokes


Author Daniel Handler, best known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events penname Lemony Snicket, has come under fire this week for a racist joke he made while hosting the National Book Awards on Wednesday.

After African-American author Jacqueline Woodson was honored with the National Book Award for young people's literature for her book Brown Girl Dreaming, Handler took to the stage and made some racially charged comments about Woodson.

"I told Jackie she was going to win, and I said that if she won, I would tell all of you something I learned about her this summer, which is that Jackie Woodson is allergic to watermelon. Just let that sink in your mind," Handler said to the audience.

"I said, 'You have to put that in a book,' and she said, 'You put it in a book,'" he added. "And I said, 'I'm only writing a book about a black girl who's allergic to watermelon if I get a blurb from you, Cornel West, Toni Morrison and Barack Obama, saying "This guy's OK. This guy's fine."'"

Oh, Lemony Sniglet, you should have gotten the blurb before you started that joke as well. All the Negro
permission slips in the world can't help you now. Handler has already apologized for his joke, but there is still something interesting to note - Handler is a mischling:

His father was a Jewish refugee from Germany, and he is distantly related to British writer Hugh Walpole through his mother.

Doubting Adolfs: Why, A-drey-drey, naming the Jew today are you?

Yes, when the mood takes me, I can be quite the Jew-Namer. However, there is an important reason to do so: we cannot allow Jews to be White when the make a mistake, and Jews to be Jews when they win an award or achieve some other honor. As with Donald Sterling, it must be pointed out that a Jew is a Jew is a Jew. And here's a big fat one who just made a nigger with a watermelon joke:

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Friday, November 21, 2014

Suffer, you Mudshark Mama!

Just a couple of days ago I brought you the story of Amy Strickland, entitled: Every Tweeterer's Worst Nightmare. Strickland, an Assistant Principal at Booker T. Washington High School in Norfolk, VA, was targeted by sub-ape students and the NAACP for retweeting a joke picture showing mixed-raced teens at prom. The tagline beneath a pic of seven mixed-race couples was "Every white girl's father's worst nightmare Or Nah?" Those offended by the tweet decried it as racist.

And my response at the time:

It is possible that Amy Strickland is a closet White Whateverist who disapproves of race mixing - but I sincerely doubt it. In fact, I can only entertain the possibility as a hypothetical for the sake of making a larger point that later excludes that possibility. How do we know she doesn't approve of race-mixing, or think it is cool, or do it herself, or otherwise get "turned on" by it? We don't.

Well, now we know she does approve, because of Strickland's apology today:

"The "tweet" appeared to me at the time to have been an attempt at good natured humor concerning mixed race couples attending a high school prom," Strickland wrote. "Because I have two daughters who in fact did attend proms with African American dates, I casually forwarded the "tweet" last June to one of those daughters."
Did you catch that? Strickland's two daughters went to the prom with Negroes - so she thinks that gives her a pass! But ... prepare to initiate harm joy ... harm joy initiated ... it don't! The easily offended are still calling upon school administrator's to make Strickland suffer: Transfer her, punish her, do something to let us know it has not gone unnoticed," said student Shakira Harris.

GOOD! Let the hate flow through you!

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

New Black Standard of Sanity: Myron May

As soon as I heard that there had been a shooting today at Florida State University, I thought - bet it was a black guy. Why would I think that?

Haven't you seen my propaganda? New Black Standard of Sanity

Stereotyping spree killers and the like as White male loners is so passé. The color of crazy is decidedly darker in the 21st century. In previous posts I have provided a list of examples, which I will now update:

1) John Allen Muhammad (Beltway Sniper)
2) Christopher Dorner (Shooter who sought vengeance against the LAPD)
3) Aaron Alexis (Navy Yard Shooter)
4) Maurice Clemmons (Killed 4 cops in Washington State)
5) Omar Thornton (Killed 8 at former workplace)
6) Colin Ferguson (Long Island Rail Road Killer)
7) Lashawn Marten (Hate crime killing of random White passerby)
8) Nathan Dunlap (Chuck E. Cheese Killer)
9) Michael Adebolajo (Beheaded British soldier in UK)
10) Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (Underwear Bomber)
11) Miriam Carey (Shot dead trying to ram her car through security in D.C.)
12) John Constantino (Set himself on fire outside the capitol building)
13) Ebony Wilkerson (Tried to drown her children in the ocean)
14) Clarence Washington (Murder-Suicided His Family)
15) Kenneth Douglas (Mass Corpse Rape)
16) Zale Thompson (Ax attack on NYPD officers)
17) Myron May (FSU Shooter)

Myron D’Shawn (D'Shawn! Ha!) May fired a half-dozen shots and wounded two students — one of them critically — as well as a school employee, before he was fatally shot, police said.

He was felled while reloading his .380 semi-automatic handgun and had extra ammunition in his pockets, police said. [...] May, a Bible-quoting Christian who had been working as a lawyer in Texas and New Mexico, “was in a state of crisis,” DeLeo said, citing the cell phone, journal and videos they confiscated from May’s car.

[...] last month, May was hit with a harassment complaint by former girlfriend Danielle Nixon who told cops the lawyer had recently developed “a severe mental disorder” and believed police were bugging his house and car.

Wait ... my racism sense is tingling! Bet she is White.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, Ok - I'll admit I don't know for sure this his is girlfriend, but come on!
Name's the same. Same university. Same age group. Same Jebusery. 

Danielle helps prove the maxim: Once you go black, you're gonna need a restraining order.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Every Tweeterer's Worst Nightmare

"Racist" tweetering is poised to ruin yet another life, quoting:

Students at Booker T. Washington High School in Norfolk and the NAACP slammed Amy Strickland ― a former teacher of the year ― for retweeting an offensive joke apparently mocking interracial couples [...]

The tweet featured a photo of high school couples posing for a prom photo: Each of the girls were white, and all of the guys were black. The photo’s caption read, “Every white girl’s father’s worst nightmare.”

“We will not tolerate racism in this city and definitely not in the education system,” Norfolk Branch NAACP President Joe Dillard said. The group has launched its own, separate investigation.

Now keep in mind, Stickland retweeted this with no further comment. Nothing else has been dredged up from her Twitter account and thrown like chum into the media shark tank. Lacking further proof, how do we know this is racist, as the NAACP seems to be claiming with their investigation?

The Easily Offended: Because it says interracial dating is a nightmare, and that is racist against those who date outside their race!!!

No, it says it may be a White father's nightmare. And yet, it is not White fathers protesting that this picture disparages them, now is it?

The Easily Offended: But she is still criticizing interracial dating and making it look as if there is something wrong with it!!!

To whom does it look wrong? Again - according to the tweet/picture, White fathers would disapprove. It doesn't say Amy Strickland disapproves. Amy Strickland did not say - "Forget White fathers, I don't approve!"

The Easily Offended: But it's offensive!!!

To whom? It is disparaging White fathers as racists with daughters beyond control. Is the NAACP sticking up for White fathers tonight, saying that Amy Strickland was racially stereotyping same White fathers? Further, there is no explanation why the father's would have nightmares. You must project your own assumptions onto the tweet if you wish to find offense. In this case, darkies have chosen to project that it is they who are being discriminated against as unacceptable for White women, when in fact, the message is that White fathers have the problem, not the darkies and not the girls. Ironically, by being offended when it is not they who are being criticized, the darkies reveal just how insecure they are about their own value. Given such an over-reaction, it is easy to deduce the darkies themselves fear they are not worthy.

It is possible that Amy Strickland is a closet White Whateverist who disapproves of race mixing - but I sincerely doubt it. In fact, I can only entertain the possibility as a hypothetical for the sake of making a larger point that later excludes that possibility. How do we know she doesn't approve of race-mixing, or think it is cool, or do it herself, or otherwise get "turned on" by it? We don't.

The larger point in all this is that the word racist is the word "nigger" for Whites. Forget cracker or honky, As frequently as Whites used criticize blacks by slurring them as niggers, darkies today criticize Whites by slurring them as racist. It's just that people haven't yet realized that racist is a slur directed at Whites in order to dehumanize them.

Now, for the inherent educational value, please allow me to demonstrate how the aforementioned tweet could have been made truly, unquestioningly offensive to niggers and mudsharks:

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Out of (Clothes in) Africa

In Kenya, an angry mob of men stripped a woman naked because she was indecently dressed. LINK

Huh? If you think a woman is not wearing enough clothes, shouldn't you be throwing a towel over her or something, not tearing off the insufficiently concealing clothes she is already wearing? Sub-ape logic at its best. Can you imagine if it was a man instead? "Bob - this angry mob thinks your thong is disgusting because it shows off your junk. So, they are going to rip off your thong and leave you dangling about in public." Maybe that would happen in San Francisco, but not in any majority-straight city anywhere else. Further, the comparison reveals what this is really about - (unter)men who don't think they should have to demonstrate self-control because women are "asking for it". Just look at the guy in the blue shirt fondling himself in the pic above. If they really were disgusted by what the woman was showing, they would throw her a towel and have her cover up, just as any straight man would do for Bob in the story above. If it was Oprah in a string bikini, you can bet the Kenyans would have found a circus tent to wrap around that atrocity.

Now for the details of the Kenyan attack:

NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) — A mob of Kenyan men attacked and stripped a woman claiming she was inappropriately dressed just hours after nearly 1,000 people marched through downtown Nairobi to protest the rising wave of such assaults. [...]

The hashtag #MyDressMyChoice is trending in Kenya's social media as this East African country sees a clash between new, Western lifestyles and traditional African ways.

For Black Jebus's sake, when are Kenyans going to learn that simply putting a hashtag in front of something doesn't make it a reality?

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Monday, November 17, 2014

Gary Moose-Deuce "Dances in Food Courts"

This video from CBCNEWS.CA starts with one lead, then completely shifts gears to cover what to me seems like another story entirely. Quoting the video...

A CBC survey this week revealed some troubling attitudes towards diversity in Canada.

OK - stop right there. You can't even get through the first sentence of your news report without passing a value judgment. You are feeding the audience their sentiment before the facts are laid on the table.  NEWSFLASH: What I am about to tell you should make you feel troubled! Does that seem an appropriate way for a journalist to communicate? The bias begins before the first fact is relayed. Pathetic. Continuing to quote...

Among the findings, people on the prairies are more likely to feel uncomfortable about having a romantic relationship with an aboriginal person. Andrea Huncar reports the finding comes as no surprise to indigenous people in Edmonton.

Now tell me, what is this story going to be about?
1) Indigenous people having difficulty finding romance in Edmonton.
2) Troubling attitudes toward diversity in Canada.
3) An indigenous man being ejected from the food court of a mall while he was eating noodles.

The answer is number 3. Pretty fucked up, eh?

1) Romance is never mentioned again past the lead.

2) Troubling attitudes to diversity in Canada also is a misleading claim, as the statistics quoted in the piece include:
- 61% of people on the Prairies are comfortable with Aboriginal Neighbors, compared to 75% throughout Canada.
- Percentages comfortable employing aborigines - Prairies: 67%, "compared to much higher comfort levels" in Ontario 79%, and Quebec 75%.

So, the attitude problem seems to be a concern on the prairies, given the former statistic, while an 8% difference in employment attitudes in the latter statistic is described as "much higher comfort levels" in Quebec. Perhaps if you let the numbers speak for themselves, rather than putting your spin on them, it would not seem so awkward to describe an 8% difference as "much higher comfort levels" in a piece that ostensibly seeks to trouble us with attitudes about diversity in Canada.

3) And now we get to the actual story in this case. The very broad introduction to this piece quickly narrows in focus to the travails of one Gary Moostoos, (pronounced, Moose-Deuce, ha!) an aboriginal cultural adviser who works with gang members and the homeless. Last month, while he was eating in the Edmonton City Centre mall's food court, Moostoos was approached by security. After a verbal exchange in which the guards claimed he was "portraying suspicious activity", Moostoos was ejected from the building, and ended up crying on the sidewalk (hilarious, but true!).

The CBC video says Moose-Deuce was "targeted for the way he looks", while in this article, Moose-Deuce claims he was targeted because of his race. Thus, for the CBC, Moose-Deuce becomes the symbol of everything that is wrong with evil ol' diversity-hating, racist Canada. Why is this? Because the statistics have no face, and were never that "troubling" in the first place.

However, it is never that simple. The same article also claims the Moose-Deuce associates with people who have caused trouble at the mall. Therefore, it is possible that both appearance and race had nothing to do with this encounter, and that it was his association with homeless people and gang members that drew the attention of mall security. This hasn't stopped the mall's manager from offering a groveling apology (which Moose-Deuce rejected, ha, again!).

“I’m sorry for what happened to you,” Trencevski said. “It was unacceptable. It was a mistake. And I’m sorry."

“I’m a really good person inside, and this is a good company,” she continued. “I want to tell you that I want to work with you, if you’ll let me and if you’ll be my guiding light, to making this right, if you want.”

Your guiding light? WTF? That's beyond weird. Or perhaps there really is some chance for indigenous people to find romance at the food court after all?

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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Black Pete Riots

In the Netherlands and Belgium, Saint Nick is said to have a Negro sidekick called Black Pete. As Christmas time approaches, festivities involving both Saint Nick and his black companion occur in the Low Countries, featuring costumes, festivals, and the distribution of sweets to children. The glaring, obvious defect in this behavior is that White Belgians black their faces to portray Pete, which means cries of racism cannot be far behind. Quoting:

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — Police arrested 90 protesters Saturday as a traditional Dutch celebration of the arrival of Saint Nicholas was disturbed by demonstrators who say his faithful sidekick, "Black Pete," is a racist caricature, and by supporters of the popular children's figure. [...]

Wouter Van Bellingen remembers how, as a black child growing up in mostly white Sint-Niklaas, he used to be taunted with chants of: "Look, there goes Black Pete."

"Kids can be hard when it comes to that," said the former Sint-Niklaas alderman and current director of the region's Minorities Forum. "I retorted with, 'There goes White Pete.' I always had my answer."

Well, that was a stupid answer, nigger! There is no such thing as White Pete. You should have said something like, "Yeah, and I was just delivering a package to your mama!" I suppose Dutch Niggers aren't as quick with the jive-talk as American Niggers.

Still, this demonstrates that we should never underestimate how impactful childhood experiences can be. Wouter von Darkie still harbors animus to the children who called him Black Pete. As an American, I have seen the same anger from adult Asians who remember being taunted with cries of "Ching, Chong, Ching, Chong" when they were children. Yet, according to the article above, two million people endorsed a Facebook campaign to keep the image of Black Pete from being changed to appease the politically correct who find Pete racist. Do you understand? Millions of people used social media to keep a blackface character intact - that is only possible because what Pete represents is a piece of their childhood.

Please take this to heart, White Whateverist! Your leftist enemies understand this all to well. What we experience as children makes us what we are today. But contrary to leftist propaganda, it is not necessary to teach hate to children in order for them to be racist. In the case of Black Pete, love of the character makes 2 million people cling to a blackface stereotype! PLEASE understand this! Your squandering your talent writing essays on radical-third-position-anti-establishment-quasi-nationalist-traditional-masculine-hyper-identitarianism that only doddering old sods would waste time to read. Focus your efforts on the minds of the young, and anything is possible!

Friday, November 14, 2014

Anti-Semitic Apes

The interwebs is a big place, and I am not a particularly competent interwebber. During my daily sojourns about the webs, I find many surprising things I think would be worthy of sharing with you, gentle readers. However, many times they are horribly dated, and I am certain I am the last person on Earth to have finally read such a dated bit of interwebbery. Today's topic is one of those, so please forgive me if you are already familiar with this information.

Today, I encountered videos by one Rabbi Mordechai Friedman, a Rabbi who can spot antisemitism in nearly any situation, who says uncircumcised Jews should submit to snipping or be executed, and who advocates for Israel to expand from the Nile to the Euphrates. Yet, he is not exactly the most popular Jewish television personality, an oversight I would appreciate if Jew-Naming White Whateverists could explain. I suppose the Jew-Namers might say Friedman is too vocal and threatens to give away the Jewish Space Reptiloid conspiracy, therefore he is marginalized by his own. By the same token, if the Jewish Space Reptiloid conspiracy is so concerned with exposure, why don't they just permanently silence the blabbermouth Friedman?

Personally, I don't think the Jews are as monolithic an entity as the Jew-Namers wish them to be. That does not mean Jews are not a destructive, subversive force in Western Civilization, it simply suggests they are not a Hive Mind working in perfect tandem. And so, there are sometimes Jews who say things that are not appreciated by the majority of Jews. Just there are sometimes White Whateverists who say things that are not appreciated by the majority of Whites. (Sometimes - what an understatement!) It makes me wonder if, within every population, there is always a small minority so rabidly pro-their-own-kind that their own kind cannot stomach their zealotry.

At any rate, there is something very refreshing for me about unfiltered honesty. So let's get a little bit from Rabbi Friedman:


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Who helped glaze Kardashian's buns?

Today, a young acquaintance hurriedly approached to ask me if I had seen the Kim Kardashian bare-ass pic on the internet. Of course, I had not. I was then shown the picture of an enormous greasy backside of inhuman proportions.

So ... this is where we are as a society I guess. I could barely manage a response. There was no shock anymore, of course. Just a kind of - ewww, gross moment. "Does she have some sort of butt implants?" I asked. "Is that even a thing?" What was I supposed to say? "Think of the size of the bricks an ass like that can shit - turds like cinder blocks I imagine!"

This link shows some photoshopping of the pic. Below, I have posted the one I felt most captured the essence of this interwebs disturbance.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Dartmouth Students Offer Rick Perry Anal Sex

Prepare for this to get not-so-classy really quick, quoting...

A visit by outgoing Texas Gov. Rick Perry to an Ivy League campus was marred when students disrupted the event with sexually explicit questions, including one asking if he would have anal sex for $102 million in campaign contributions.

Ostensibly speaking to students at Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H., about border security and fiscal responsibility, Perry’s question time was marred when three different students asked questions harassing the governor over his stance on homosexuality. The students were led by one Ben Packer, a sophomore who wrote up a list of 11 offensive questions prior to the event and distributed them around campus.

Ben Packer? Are you freaking kidding me? The student who encouraged people to heckle Rick Perry with questions about butt sex has the last name Packer? Is his middle initial "F."? No wonder Ben Fudge Packer could so easily concoct a list of silly butt play puns and japes - he's been hearing them his whole life!

So, what was the point of this? Quoting Ben Fudge Packer in the campus newspaper:

“People that are opposed to this act are opposed to it because they think that it hurts their political discussion,” he said. “I think the desired effect was to point out that their political discussion is not meaningful.”

Is that what happened, Ben? Did participants walk away thinking that their political discussion was not meaningful, or did they walk away thinking your contribution to the discussion was not meaningful? Continuing to quote the Fudge Packer:

“Since the event organizers knew what we were doing before it happened, they sort of controlled the lens through which the questions were viewed,” Packer said. “The questions – they’re funny, right? I think they’re funny. I think a lot of people think that they’re funny, but since the event had control over the framing of the questions, nobody in the audience laughed. They booed.”

Wait ... was the goal to be funny or to make people realize the political discussion was not meaningful? You do realize that anyone who willingly goes to listen to a speech by Rick Perry is probably not stoned or drunk enough to find anal humor hilarious? Perhaps you should submit your material to The Daily Show. Their audience is just about baked enough to dig you.

Monday, November 10, 2014

A White Wolf in Black Sheep's Clothing

Today's story comes from South Africa, where a White, leftist puppeteer (Conrad Koch) has been accused of harassing a White, pro-Afrikaans singer (Steve Hofmeyr). Quoting:

The singer said the tweets, which came from the Twitter account of the puppet, accused him of racism. He said he obtained a court order barring the ventriloquist and his puppet from making any statements about him in public or on social media. [...]
The singer had tweeted to about 121,000 followers on Nov. 3 that [...] "Apartheid was cruel, unfortunate and unsustainable, but WHAT inspired that maddening segregation?"

In response, the ventriloquist began a campaign calling on sponsors to remove their support from the singer and asking South Africans to boycott any commercial brand associated with him.

Another minor detail - Conrad Koch's puppet is "coloured". Do you get it now? A White leftist with his hand up the ass of a black puppet, uses his puppet to slander another White man as "racist". That is the most perfect description of the anti-racist movement I have ever heard. The irony is beyond perfection. Perfection such as this is why I believe irony is a divine tool for manifesting truth.

What Hofmeyr is really being accused of is Apartheid denial. Did you even know there was such a thing as Apartheid denial? I didn't. Unlike Holocaust denial, which usually debates the mathematics and physics of the extermination of European Jewry, Apartheid denial simply involves believing that Apartheid wasn't as bad as it is made out to be by the opponents of Apartheid. If you guessed that such an idea is Doubleplus Bad Think that leaves oneself open to Two Minutes of Hate - you would be quite correct, though you will receive no bonus points as this conclusion should be obvious to any White Whateverist.

And from whom should one expect the Two Minutes of Hate? One's fellow Whites of course. If you guessed the answer correctly, you will receive bonus points, as this answer is not an obvious conclusion to the majority of White Whateverists. Who is the biggest enemy of White People? The answer is White People. You may want to find a Hebrew hand pulling Whitie's string (or failing that a space reptiloid) but I for one don't buy it. If you are a slave, it is because you were enslavable. Throwing off the yoke of one master, while not addressing what made you a slave in the first place, will put you under the yoke of another master.

We White people have a real problem, a uniquely Western problem, with which no other ethnic group on Earth must seriously contend: a vocal, empowered, fanatical minority of our own kind wants us wiped off the face of the Earth. And worse, the mass of White sheeple refuse to speak up against the minority of wolves, but instead push to the edges of the herd any one of their ilk who dares warn of the threat the wolves pose. The Sheeple will not listen to criticism of the wolves - they blame those of their herd with the whitest fleece for being too shiny! And remember, the threat posed does not have to be overtly physical. The favorite tactic of these wolves is to bring about the financial ruin of anyone who would challenge their insane White Guilt philosophy.

What to do? Hofmeyr is handling this correctly. A charge of racism is like being labelled a child molester. If unfounded, it is slander, and can destroy a White person's life. If so slandered, don't take the law into your own hands, take 'em to court. Don't harass the harasser - bring charges against the harasser. And for goodness sake, don't start a Twitter war in response.

Sunday, November 09, 2014

CDN Video: On Thin Ice with Solutreans

On tonight's episode, Adrean considers the propaganda value of the Solutrean Hypothesis. Some White Whateverists assert that, if the Solutrean Hypothesis is true and Chalkies got to Amerikwa first, then the idea Whites were invaders who should "Go back to Europe" can be countered. Find out what A-drey-drey tink.

Saturday, November 08, 2014

Mudshark Ends Up As Luggage

Prepare to smile, gentle readers!

A 62-year-old mudshark was murdered by her mixed-raced daughter's black boyfriend. Quoting:

[Sheila] von Weise-Mack, a 62-year-old Chicago socialite, was bludgeoned to death in her room at the luxury St Regis resort in Bali on August 12 before her body was jammed into a suitcase, which was wheeled to the lobby and loaded into the boot of a taxi.

Mr Nengah said Heather Mack, who is pregnant while in custody, had blamed Mr Schaefer for the killing. She said she had only witnessed the attack.

"According to Heather, Tommy was offended by what the victim said during a quarrel in room 317," Mr Nengah said.

"The victim called Tommy a nigger. Tommy retorted, saying, 'Your husband was a "nigger" too'. Sheila then said, 'Yes, but a rich one'."

Ms von Wiese-Mack's husband, James Mack, was a well-known Chicago musician, composer and arranger who helped many other black musicians become established during the civil rights era.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ouch! My sides -

What else is there to say? I am overdosing on harm-joy! My Dark And Terrible God Of ironY (DATGOY) manifests himself so masterfully.

Friday, November 07, 2014

#PointerGate -Dat be racist, yo.

Look at this picture and tell me what you see. And remember, this is for posterity so, be honest.

What I see is a random White trash skank niggering it up with a homie. That is my first impression.

This photo is in fact the mayor of Minneapolis, Betsy Hodges (the unblurred one of the pair), posing with a two-time felon out on probation (the blurry darkie).  It is claimed that the darkie is now an upstanding member of the community, who works for a get-out-the-vote non-profit organization. However, an ABC affiliate, KSTP News, used this image in a story which reported:

5 EYEWITNESS NEWS has obtained a photo of Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges posing with a convicted felon while flashing a known gang sign. [...]

5 EYEWITNESS NEWS was alerted to the photo by law enforcement after they discovered the photo on the man's Facebook page while doing investigative work. Several law enforcement sources in separate agencies tell us they were outraged when they saw the photo and say the sign the mayor is flashing is known to be the sign of a gang on the city's North side. [...]

When asked to respond to the mayor's statement that she is just "pointing at him," [the law enforcement source] said, "She can't be that naive. I cannot imagine."

Oh, dear. That's all you've got? She's denied it is anything but a point, and you can't imagine a White, leftist, do-gooder would be "that naive"? That's not good. You fellows better have some more evidence to back up this claim otherwise the national media is going to bring down the wrath of the MultiCult Gods on your heads like ... too late ... here they come...

#pointergate may be the most racist news story of 2014

In An Amazing Display Of Racism, News Station Claims Mayor Was Flashing Gang Signs

#PointerGate: Twitter mocks ‘racist’ TV report about Minneapolis mayor flashing ‘gang signs’

Even KSTP's Response To Its Racist 'Gang Signs' Story Is Racist

Pointergate: Newsroom Diversity Can End Racism In Media
Racist! Racism! Racist! Racist! Racist! Racism! The battle cry of the MultiCult. The dark murdering hordes are upon you KSTP! And Holy crap they already have a hashtag name with which to lash you through the streets! They don't care you were formerly one of their own; they are going to grind your bones to make their bread.

My first question is, who points like that? Oh yeah, niggers do. So it is possible that this is just a point. My second question, don't kids get expelled from school for making a gun gesture with their hands, why shouldn't the mayor be discouraged from doing the same? Oh yeah, because she is a member of the MultiCult, so she doesn't have to play by the same rules as everyone else. My third question is, is it racist?

Obviously, critics of the story think it is racist. In our considerations, let's try some substitution. If the picture featured a white gal and guy making the gun gesture, what would you think? Would your mind jump to "gang sign"? I am one of the most racist people on Earth. I'm so racist, I admit I am racist! And yet, I thought the gesture was just niggerish ape-ery, not gang signing. Therefore, if you associate blacks with gangs and gang signs, you are being racist. And there is nothing wrong with it. Racism provides you a quick and ready way to save yourself from being the victim of black gang violence. However, racism is not socially acceptable. Being a trusting dupe who ends up getting murdered by darkies is. Strange how the world works these days.

In conclusion, just out of curiosity, what would Minneapolis police say is going on in this picture?

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Kim Nguyen Case: Not all Po-Po Horror Stories are Created Equal

An Asian female rolling out of a recklessly-driving, high-speed vehicle ... just another Friday night in any Chinatown USA, right? Not exactly...on this occasion, quoting:

When Kim Nguyen called a cab after a few drinks, she thought she was on the right side of the law. But in spite of her best efforts, the 27-year-old pharmacist explains she was thrown from a police cruiser after Los Angeles police officers kidnapped and sexually assaulted her while she was waiting for that cab.

WHAT?!? An Asian-ess was ejected from a patrol car in which she was allegedly being held captive and sexually assaulted. When did this happen? It had to be recent, right? Nope - March of 2013. Why then isn't it all over the news? Must be the White Supremacist Media Conspiracy protecting the Chalky devils who perpetrated this heinous act! Here are the names of the accused: David E. Shin (신은총) and Jinseok Oh (오진석) ... Make more sense now why this isn't headline news? Had one of the officers been named Tom E. Whitebread, then there might have been an actual story here.

Good job officers Shin and Oh conforming to the rapey-Asian-creep stereotype. After all, Genghis didn't get to spread his DNA because of good looks and game, now did he? You two should tag-team suspects with Daniel Holtzclaw, the half-Asian cop who is accused of raping eight black women in Oklahoma City.

It is difficult to say who is telling the truth. Whether she was trying to escape assault or just drunkenly fumbling for the door handle - how the hell did she get the door open in the first place? First rule of Asian Rape Club - lock the car doors.

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Josephine "Banana Skirt" Baker's Rainbow Tribe

Whenever Leftists get rich thanks to the racist, capitalist, socially unjust West, the first thing they do is use that wealth to advocate for the downfall of the society that allowed them to acquire their fortunes. Case in point - here's an interesting article that reminds us the MultiCult has been active much longer than we may imagine. Quoting:

Beginning in 1953, almost 30 years after her first successful performances on the Paris stage, the singer and dancer Josephine Baker adopted 12 children from different countries, ranging from Finland to Venezuela. She installed what she called her “Rainbow Tribe” in a 15th-century chateau in the South of France and charged admission to tourists...

Wow. How could such a social experiment possibly go wrong? The Telegraph gives us some answers that was not too willing to provide.

The creation of such a mixed family required diversity that could be easily seen and understood. This was no time for subtlety or nuance. What Baker needed were representative types, human metaphors who could be displayed together for visual contrast, and whose play together could make a bigger point about common humanity and the roots of racism. [...]

Baker’s original plans had included a Jewish child, and she laboured to procure one, but these plans got scrambled. Bouillon and Baker ultimately adopted a French orphan – “a dark-skinned baby”, Bouillon recalled — assigned him a Jewish identity and named him Moïse. [...]

AA says: Scrambled is a nice way of saying "All Jewed Up". Israel wouldn't let Baker have a member of The Tribe. Let that be a reminder - Diversity is for goyim, not the chosen. SOURCE

The entire point of visiting Les Milandes was to see the children. They seemed like outsized Disney characters, performing scripted and rehearsed roles for a public they would never truly meet, escorted around the park by their parents. [...]
And though Baker called her human zoo a "Rainbow Tribe" she was not a friend of the friends of Dorothy. This was made clear by what happened to her Finnish adopted son, Jarry:

When he was discovered one afternoon in the bathtub with another boy, Baker marched the teenager out in front of the Tribe. Raising the problem of “contamination”, she asked for a family vote on whether he could stay, since queerness was a serious crime for Baker. And then, the court martial complete, she shipped him off to Buenos Aires.

AA says: One insane leftist cause at a time, Jarry. First we break down racial barriers, then sexual barriers. We can't get too far ahead of the cattle! 

So how did these little photo ops end up? The way any good leftist attempt to unite humanity ends ... fractured, defeated, and forgotten. Remember that the next time you see Madonna or Brangelina hauling around their brown menageries. It's the same Leftist sickness, passed to the next generation of celebrity hypocrites and the children they exploit for publicity and self-righteous egomania.

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Oh, dem ebil Po-Po's!!!

If only hate crime hoaxes got as much coverage as alleged hate crimes! If only those who lie about being targeted for their race were treated with the same scrutiny as those who are merely accused of targeting others for their race! This story is from September, but perhaps you missed it as I did. It is certainly not headline news. Quoting:

With the nation a racial tinderbox in the wake of 18-year-old Michael Brown’s shooting death by a white police officer, a California firefighter threw out what could have been an incendiary spark by accusing a cop of treating him differently because he’s black.

Little did Oakland firefighter Keith Jones know that the officer was wearing a body-cam video recorder when their tense encounter unfolded. And the video didn’t quite match the complaint Jones filed with the Oakland Police Department.

You can watch both videos back to back below.

Niggers are such terrible liars. They never consider whether what they are saying is readily verifiable/deniable.

Tyrone, did you just steal my wallet from my coat?

No way - that racist to say that!!!

I just saw you do it.

No you didn't!!!

I can see my wallet sticking out of your back pocket, Tyrone.

You must hab put it in dere!!!

Tyrone, there is a security camera right there - we can just playback the tape.

That tape could got ebitted by a racist and shows anythin'!!!

It's still recording Tyrone, it cannot be edited if it has not been ejected.

Sure it can - Youtube and all that!!! Here take it back ... just gimme a second.

Tyrone, leave the money in the wallet when you return it.

I didn't take nuffin'!!!

You're taking money out of it right now.

No's I not!!!

The security guards are here and they can see you doing it.

You told me to!!! I's bein' framed!!!

Take him away.

Off'cers - rest him. He stole my wallet!!!


Monday, November 03, 2014

Boko Haram: Not Into Social Media?

Remember this from April 2014?


Boko Haram: Kidnapped Girls Have Been Married Off, Truce Never Happened
11/02/2014 8:59 am EST


But the sign!!! She's holding a sign Boko Haram. Didn't you see the first "lady"'s sign? It says #BringBackOurGirls. She called it. You have to give them back - like right away too! Don't you know how the internet works? She is the great and powerful Obama-Wife. You can't defy her like that! The sign Boko Haram!!! LOOK AT THE SIGN!!!

Or perhaps ... that's not how the world works? Is that even possible? Could it be that celebrity hashtag campaigns don't magically cure the world's ills? Is it possible that only vapid, shallow, pathetic excuses-for-human-beings would be so egomaniacal as to believe that holding up hashtag signs with their printed wishes will have the slightest influence on anyone who is not as vapid, shallow and pathetic as they are?