Monday, September 29, 2014

The White Privilege Warning

The White Privilege Warning, by Adrean Arlott

White Privilege is the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you, you cisgendered racist Nazi bigot. You have the privilege of Diversity. If you cannot afford Diversity, your homelands will be confiscated and handed over to non-White immigrants in lieu of reparations. If you decide to resist your privilege, you will be expelled by your school, terminated by your employer, and threatened by the extra-judicial harassment of your racial enemies. Understanding your privilege as I have just explained it to you, just what are you going to do about it?


  1. I would refer all and sundry to my evil white privilege t-shirt from a previous post:

  2. Dat jus bes nasdy, eys gonna gits Anturnis Ginreel Hulter upindishizzy tu peech datruf tapowa ta yalz. Ain gonna hav sum crakkass crakka disinspectin na negros chillins.

    1. Welcome back, Representative Sheila Jackson Lee!