Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Darrien Hunt: Stupid Darkie was Kung fu Dying

Oh, this is rich ... In Utah, a mulatto was shot to death by police outside of a Panda Express while said mulatto was brandishing a samurai sword.

I will give you a moment to process that.

I know, what the fuck? Right? That's not at all how I expected Huey Freeman to go out.

Seriously now, quoting...

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A young black man who was fatally shot last week by Utah police lunged at the officers with a real sword that had a 2.5-foot steel blade, prosecutors said Monday.

Reports from Darrien Hunt's family that the 22-year-old was carrying a toy sword are not accurate, said Utah County Chief Deputy Attorney Tim Taylor. [...]

Hunt's
[mudshark] mother has accused police of shooting her son because he is black. Police say race played no role.

Silly Po-Po, of course race played a role. Being half-Negro and half-mudshark, Darrien Cunt possessed a destructive mental defect, a combination of self-righteous entitlement (from his mudshark mother) and blunted frontal lobes unable to foresee the consequences of his actions (from his sub-ape father). His demise was pre-ordained by his sloppy, mishmashed genome.

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  1. "Eye Of The Nigger"

    Yo wats up, look out coz I'm black
    Did the crime, took my chances
    Can't go the distance, now I'm flat on my back
    Just a nigger and his samurai sword

    *DUN DUN DUN DUUUN*

    It's the eye of the nigger
    It's the thrill of the flight
    ...

    With apologies to Survivor!

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    1. Ha!, Eye of the Nigger, eh? I imagine that eye is yellow and glazed over. A nigger with a samurai sword - it's all very hipster, don'tcha think?

      According to the following article, Darrien Hunt enjoyed playing dress up as a character named Mugen from an anime called Samurai Champloo. I think I should have filed this story under New Black Standard of Sanity.

      http://www.inquisitr.com/1479972/darrien-hunt-family-claims-he-was-shot-in-the-back-cops-say-he-lunged-with-a-cosplay-samurai-sword/

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