Friday, August 01, 2014

Mudsharking with Super Poligrip

Has anyone out there seen this commercial for denture adhesive Super Poligrip?

In just the first two seconds of the commercial, I formed an opinion that was confirmed within the third second. Looking at Poligripper Corinne Rogers I said to myself, "Good god, what an ugly, drug-addled, old mudshark." And then, voilà! A mulatto appears - thus confirming I am The Matrix!

Though to be honest, I also thought this was a commercial for the television show Intervention.

Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following is the most logical reason Corinne Rogers needs dentures and Super Poligrip:

A) Meth
B) Abusive non-White boyfriend/pimp/meth dealer
C) Teeth surgically removed to enhance her street value as a prostitute
D) All of the above

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    "Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following is the most logical reason Corinne Rogers needs dentures and Super Poligrip:

    A) Meth
    B) Abusive non-White boyfriend/pimp/meth dealer
    C) Teeth surgically removed to enhance her street value as a prostitute
    D) All of the above

    roflmao!

    I'll guess some combination of A & B.

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    1. You are correct! C, while plausible, would require foresight and investment planning beyond the mental capacities of the average Non-White meth-dealing pimp. Thanks for playing!

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    2. I KNEW CORINNE AS A CHILD AND HER MOTHER WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON. YOU ARE ALL SO HARSH. TARA LOOKS A LOT LIKE HER MOTHER. I DOUBT THAT CORINNE IS A DRUG ADDICT. CORINNE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. KRISTIN LOOKS LIKE HER FATHER, BILL. I HAVE VISITED THE GRAVES AT GATE OF HEAVEN. HOPE THEY ARE ALL WELL.

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    3. I WASNT SURE IF I MADE A CORRECT COMMENT. I MET CORRINE WHEN SHE WAS 7 YEARS OLD. I WAS HER UNCLES GIRLFRIEND. I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL TORTURE HER FOR HAVING A PROBLEM WITH HER TEETH WHICH HER MOTHER ALSO HAD. TARA LOOKS LIKE HER MOTHER AND KRISTEN LIKE HER FATHER. CORINNE HAS ALWAYS LOOKED THE SAME. I DOUBT THAT SHE IS A DRUG ADDICT. WHAT A BUNCH OF HATERS.



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    4. DEBBIE@MOORESHOMES.COMSun Sep 11, 08:59:00 PM GMT-5

      I THINK CRITICISM OF CORRINE IS VERY HARSH. HER MOTHER WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON AS WAS HER UNCLE.

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    5. WELL THAT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU ENJOYED HER MOTHER AND UNCLE SO MUCH.

      No need to shout, Debbie. I have to assume that either I was blitzed by a sequential series of screamers, or you expected your posts to go through immediately and kept commenting when they didn't. I only check this blog a couple times a day. It's just me doing so. These others, mostly, were just passerbys who were thankful for the affirmation that someone else had expressed what they were thinking.

      Debbie, are you saying Corinne and her child or her child's baby-daddy are dead? I'm not quite following your graves at the gate of heaven thing.

      As for being a bunch of haters - you have to understand that Corinne chose to make herself a public figure to get that sweet, sweet, Poligrip money. That means some mean people on the internet might make fun of her. But notice, we aren't on her Facebook page or Twitter feed. I am not a troll or harasser or stalker looking to torture her. I am a critic who found her commercial dreadful, and I made a racist joke about it.

      Her mother, her uncle, her baby daddy, and whoever else these people are that you are bringing up are irrelevant. I suggest leaving them out of it.

      And, just in case you still don't get it, let me spell it out for you - I don't really believe she is a meth head. I just think she looks like a meth head. She also looks like a mudshark - and I find that highly plausible.

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    6. What exactly does a "mud shark" look like? Please give me a detailed description. I am very curious as to how you can tell the difference between a " mud shark" and a racist simply by looking at them

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    7. A picture is worth a thousand words, Jebusfirst. The reason that Corinne has become one of the interweb's top search choices for mudsharks is because that is what she looks like. So describe Corrine yourself, and you will be describing what people think of when they think of a mudshark.

      There are many more pictures of mudsharks under this topic: http://compulsorydiversitynews.blogspot.com/search/label/Race%20Mixing

      Another interesting fact for you is that all mudsharks are racists, but not all racists are mudsharks. Why? Because choosing a sexual partner on the basis of race is racist! If you doubt your own ability to spot a mudshark because of your MultiKult brainwashing, the color of their offspring is another way to identify the elusive and wily Mudsharkus amerikwanus.

      Thanks for playing! Every comment on this thread makes it more likely that others shall be able to partake in my wisdom.

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  2. Wow. Can't you think of a better way to spend your time rather than saying mean and hateful things about someone you don't even know?

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    1. Are you suggesting that my time would be better spent saying mean and hateful things about people I actually know? I assure you, I do that quite a bit already.

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    2. She is an actress; so she can take the debate , as she does look dissheveled

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    3. That is the politest way of honestly describing her condition that I have heard so far.

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  3. CORINNE works at the psychiatric institute in new York, maybe it was a major accident, years of smoking, or just a genetic disorder

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    1. Smoking what? Meth? Shes looks like she's had a hard life.

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  4. i know she is a B actress the mutilator is the name of the movie she played sue

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    1. An interesting assertion.

      https://drafthouse.com/show/the-mutilator

      I didn't spot her in the trailer. Perhaps if she had a mulatto girl perched next to her, it would be easier.

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  5. OMG I was thinking wow is she drunk!? Found your site and it all makes sense now she HIGH AS FU#$!!!! ROTFLMAO
    Oh and to the person who called you out about saying mean things about this chick should go take a long walk off a short pier.

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    1. I'm not exactly sure who the best spokesperson is for denture adhesive, but a meth-head mudshark ain't it.

      She looks like she doesn't shower, just swabs herself down with Handi-Wipes in a gas station bathroom between johns. She doesn't even blink uniformly - one eye blinks before the other one. She snorts like a pig at about 10 seconds in, and whoever did the audio for the commercial didn't fix it. What a mess.

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    2. Long walk off a short pier...Now THAT'S telling them off! They have been SERVED! LOL

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    3. omg - thank you all for the comments - I thought it was just me!

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  6. Did they actually GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to shoot her in the absolutely worst lighting?! It looks like she has on no makeup to hide those awful dark circles and bad skin, and what an awful pic of her shoving popcorn in her mouth. She looks ROUGH! They must be targeting their product for rough-looking people who have no money to care for their teeth! P.S. What's all the talk about the "mulatto" in the picture? What is this, the 1960s?? Try "mixed race" or "biracial." Geesh.

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    1. I do apologize Deb, but this blog was actually founded as a counterpoint to the political correctness used to sanitize the racism of White Guilt Leftists.

      Saying someone is mixed race is in fact racist because there is only one race - human. That's Diversity 101. Making up new names for White racism just makes modern White-guilters feel morally superior to their grandparents who said "colored". Just as their grandparents felt morally superior to their grandparents who said "Negro".

      You're also showing your US-centric bias because most of Latin America prefers to use the term "mulatto". Why should we cater to what White U-S-Americans want to call dark skinned people, just so they can mask their responsibility for the racist system from which they benefit? e.g. Ms. X says "mixed-race" because she is a progressive hipster who thinks that absolves her from being morally responsible for the benefits she has received from systematic racism. Also ... Ms. X lost her teeth because she is a meth addicted, nigger-cock-sucking, popcorn-chomping, $2 gas-station-hooker.

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  7. Adrean Arlott, you are in fact a racist prick who has nothing else better to do with their time than to take apart other individuals. Are you that insecure? Or maybe you didn't receive the proper love as a child? Evidently, there is some kind of disconnect that has happened within you. Sad.

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    1. Lydia, dear purest heart, as long as I have upset you and reduced you to reciprocal cruelty, I know my work is done.

      If all you needed in order to release the hatred inside you was for someone else to hate first, I am more than happy for you to follow my lead.

      Don't stop here though! Go forth and slay more internet dragons to win the toothless, race-mixing meth-whore of your lesbian dreams. Most assuredly, she's just another shrill, risible comment away.

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  8. No one had mentioned the fact that she also plays a "Russian" immigrant came to America and became a success being an ITT graduate. Her teenage daughter idolized her in the fakemercial ....

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    1. Another interesting assertion, but I don't think that's her, if this is the commercial you are talking about:

      http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7ohc/itt-technical-institute-seattle-wa

      Currently, I am supporting the theory put forth by a commenter who said Corinne is not an actress, but works in a psychiatric hospital. https://www.linkedin.com/in/corinne-rogers-11a7946

      Or perhaps that is her cover story for why she has spent so much time there over the years!

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  9. I have no idea how I got here but I haven't laughed so hard since watching bad grandpa uncensored (whilst wearing my hairshirt...admittedly I did ease my girdle)

    I know it's not nearly the same but could you consider the "brad girl" from liberty mutual?

    on to glory
    drg

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    1. I am glad you are enjoying yourself.

      As for the "Brad Girl", I apologize, but I have never had any idea what that fucking big-headed bitch is talking about. When she starts yammering, I feel like I am having a stroke while she is just randomly stringing words together instead of calling 911 to get me some help.

      Let me know if you find a vapid-hipster-cunt to English language app that could translate her nonsense.

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  10. I'm ill and in chronic pain. What good medicine this all has been for me. There IS only one race and I believe it is great to have fun with the differences. When I first saw this ad, all I could think was dive bar heroin whore gets legit work. I stand corrected.

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    1. And it's much less expensive than pharmaceuticals!

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  11. Every time I see this commercial, I think to myself how much the actress looks like a former meth addict. Not too many people who are so young need full dentures, plus she looks so rough which made me think meth! Poligrip must want to expand its market by reaching out to meth users who have ruined their teeth.

    I was curious to see if anyone ever commented on this commercial online, so I did a quick Google search and found your site. This is too funny! My vote is for A, or a mixture of A and B.

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    1. You are correct! Thank you for playing, toodles. It's fun to have fun.

      Corrine is a cautionary example - like Faces of Meth: http://www.drug-alcohol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Faces-of-Meth.jpg

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  12. Brilliant marketing.

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  13. God i laughed so hard. Was on a business trip and this BIZARRE commercial kept popping up. I said, no way i can be alone thinking she looks like a meth head or heroin junky right off the street. Sure enough, there you are w the BEST observation lmfao.
    I also kept thinking: who the FUCK edited it and said "eh,looks good enough. Send it to the networks. We're done here folks"

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed. It would be practically impossible to make a worse commercial without it being an actual parody.

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  14. This made my day! I shared it with like 10 people, all whi thought exactly the same! What editor green lit this to send it out? Hahahahaha that guy is fn awesome

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    1. I thought the same at first, then I just thought she is very annoying.

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  15. Oh, and I'm gonna guess A and B.
    C requires a lot of planning as someone else stated. This bitch isn't planning anything other than replacing her broken glass meth pipe and taking an african load on her floppy (un)fun bags

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    1. Floppy (un)fun bags. HA! Put me in mind of that line from Family Guy: "What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?"

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  16. Fk all you negative mother effers. She's rich and you assholes ain't. Fk off

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    1. Yep, with a mac daddy like Super Poligrip, she's rollin' in the Washingtons - which is appropriate, because Washington too fucked niggers and had false teeth.

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Honestly, this thread has given me so much joy over the years, but your post just took it to a whole new level of delight for me. Well done!

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  17. Ha, Seems I've been deprived since I first saw this commercial a few days ago. Tonight I was just googling to see if this was a commercial they dug up that Drew Barrymore did a bunch of years back. Hilarious thread!

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed. Super Poligrip could never have realized how much pleasure their advertisement would bring to the general public.

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  18. I Googled because I thought this woman may be from New York/New Jersey. Turns out she is: Corinne Rogers
    Director of IRB Operations at Columbia University Department of Psychiatry and New York State Psychiatric Institute
    Greater New York City Area184
    Hospital & Health Care

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    1. She should have stuck with her day job.

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    2. IVE BEEN TRYING TO REPLY AND IN FAIRNESS THE GIRLS ARE GETTING A BAD RAP. CORINNE WAS A GREAT KID AND HER MOTHER JACKIE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. WHY ATTACK A PERSON. GIVE HER AND HER SISTERS A BREAK.

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    3. PLEASE SEE ABOVE, WHERE I REPLIED IN FULL.

      I get that you were trying to reply, but comments are moderated on this blog to weed out MultiKult propaganda, death threats, and incitement to violence. That means your comments are not going to be posted as soon you submit them.

      Is the dark-haired woman in the picture Corinne's sister? Is the mulatto in the picture Corinne's or her sister's? Because the dark-haired woman looks like an off-white Melungeon mudshark meth head.

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  19. Meth addicts frequently have problems with their teeth and need dentures. Sorry, but Corinne looks rough. It does look like PoliGrip was trying to target the meth head market. Otherwise, why not fix her hair and make-up better so she doesn't look so rough?

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    1. Interestingly, you're not the only one who thinks so. I found this link that reached the same conclusion. The commercial was a deliberate appeal to recovering meth heads:

      https://www.datalounge.com/thread/16463365-poligrip-tries-to-capitalize-on-a-new-market-segment-meth-addicts

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  20. Well, I had to go to urbandictionary.com to find out for sure what a mudshark was. After seeing this commercial many times and wondering why she hadn't brushed her hair, I noticed her name at the bottom. Your blog was the first result on google.
    Hmm! My father used to use the term mulatto, but he grew up in Mississippi in the early 20th. You maybe ignored that she said she enjoyed spending a day with her niece, not her daughter.

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    1. Hello Rulehard,

      Fer sure you did - but your innate racism had already clued you in, hadn't it? Or do you Google everyone you see on television with insufficiently brushed hair?

      There are in fact 3 other (what seem to be) females in that picture. Which one is her niece, pray tell? Why did you assume it was the mulatto one, "Hmm!"? Your innate racism shines through once again!

      And think about it, how could her niece be part nigger, Corinne certainly wouldn't enjoy spending the day with such an ape creature, now would she? Unless it had a black dick or meth or both, right?

      Thanks for playing, Rulehard! I do lurv every contribution that keeps my post bouncing back up to the top of Google when people search for this drug-addled old mudshark =D

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