Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Chavonda Gallman: Most Oblivious Negress 2014


Also winner of 2014's Hilarious Negress Names award, Chavonda Gallman has recently distinguished herself as the most oblivious sub-ape-ess in Amerikwa. As amply propagandized in the preceding editorial cartoon, black mens in mer'ka gots problems wif da po-po.
However, to Chavonda, that doesn't count for much, quoting:

A South Carolina woman yesterday summoned cops to her home after she discovered that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the livingroom television.

While watching porn remains legal, Gallman explained that she called 911 because her son “has been having behaviors issues.”

Lurvlee - the po-po, can't live wif e'm, can't live wif'ow 'em. Maybe Chavonda was hoping the po-po would come shoot her son? Sorry Chavonda, but you can't believe everything you see on your stolen tv.

Now, I'm going to take a wild guess and state that there might ... please brace yourself ... there might not be ... are you firmly braced? ... there might not be a ... I'm super cereal - make sure you are seated for this ... I'm going to take a wild guess and state that there might not be a father in the Gallman home.

2 comments:

  1. Maybe you're NOT such a complete neuropath after all; you are perhaps wise to choose such idols as Hitler and Leopold II, for you'll soon be joining them in "valhalla". Be prepared though, it tends to get a bit warm down there for an eternity or two at a time.

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    1. Hello Johnathan,

      Normally, I just delete vague death threats. They are surprisingly common in my inbox! But yours was uncommon in its "Wha?" factor. Of all the insults hurled my way, "neuropath" is certainly new.

      As I am the only avowed White Supremacist in existence, you can be forgiven for thinking I idolize Hitler, but Leopold II is a bit of a stretch. Is there some big Leopold II fetishism among White Whateverists? If so, I haven't heard of it. It's important to keep up with current events. Donald Trump is the current idol of White Whateverists, and I am not a fan of Donald Trump because he has kike grandkids. Incidentally, I am not a fan of Hitler either because he put his ego before the good of the White race. As an American, I am a fan of Henry Bouquet however.

      I am not expecting any afterlife. Personally, I think I am in hell already! I have been sentenced to live on a planet surrounded by disgusting mud people, and imbecilic Chalkies who seem only able to find new ways to further debase themselves every day.

      Honestly, I hope you end up in paradise surrounded by all the people of this earth that you find good and decent. Being removed from such insufferable, self-righteous hypocrites would mean I would be released from my own personal hell.

      Regards, A-drey-drey

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