Thursday, July 31, 2014

Sheila Jackson Lee: One Dumb Nigger

Congressional sub-ape-ess Sheila Jackson Lee is back in the news with another of her trade mark revisions of history. Quoting:

Texas Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee argued Wednesday the Republican effort to sue President Obama is nothing but a veiled attempt to impeach him — something Democrats never did to President George W. Bush:

I ask my colleagues to oppose this resolution for it is in fact a veiled attempt at impeachment and it undermines the law that allows a president to do his job. A historical fact: President Bush pushed this nation into a war that had little to do with apprehending terrorists. We did not seek an impeachment of President Bush, because as an executive, he had his authority. President Obama has the authority.

Except former Rep. Dennis Kucinich did actually introduce a bill to impeach Bush in 2008 — and Jackson Lee actually was a co-sponsor to the legislation.

Ha! Add another to the list - Sheila Jackson Lee has also claimed:

North and South Vietnam still exist as peaceful neighbors.
The Constitution is 400 years old.
She is a freed slave.

Enjoy this brief speech, in which Sheila Jackson Lee asks congress to "get our wheels back on", whatever the hell that is supposed to mean:

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

The Invisible Discriminator A.K.A The Ghost of Common Sense

Quoting this source:

This unnerving spot from Australian mental health charity Beyond Blue shows the casual racism that many Australians show towards aboriginal Australians, by portraying the racist "voice in your head" as an actual person.

Just hold on one goddamn minute ... I am the racist voice in other people's heads you sons of bitches. I don't need some swarthy, turtle-necked dego who refuses to comb his hair trying to horn in on my racket. Just kidding ... I think that swarthy fellow did a great job in this commercial portraying the Ghost of Common Sense!

The slogan for this ad campaign is "Why should anyone be made to feel like crap, just for being who they are?"

Great- so now I have to crap my pants in a hotel lobby instead of getting up to go to the bathroom, just so some darkie doesn't think I am avoiding him when he sits near me? Ah, more joys of diversity and racial sensitivity!

Monday, July 28, 2014

Racist? Need Paint? Visit Benjamin Moore today.

A Negro tinkerbell is suing his former employer, Benjamin Moore Paint Company, for "discrimination, retaliation and a hostile work environment." This ought to be good, quoting:

Clinton Tucker claims in court that Benjamin Moore paints fired him after his repeated complaints about their "despicable and racially insulting paint colors called 'Clinton Brown' and 'Tucker Chocolate.'"

Tucker, who identifies himself in the 16-page filing as an African-American homosexual male, claims that when he started working at Benjamin Moore in June 2011 in their Digital Marketing department, "it was clear to the plaintiff that he was not part of the traditional culture" of the company.

Tucker adds that "in addition, BM has a color called 'Clinton Brown.'" He claims that "a BM employee pointed this out to the plaintiff and thought it was funny." [...]

Tucker says that after this exchange, a colleague asked, "If you think that is bad, what about Confederate Red?" which Tucker says is a color of paint that is "offensively described by Benjamin [Moore] as a 'timeless and enduring classic.'"

It is kind of difficult to imagine a major corporation purposefully antagonizing a token Negro (and token fairy) by associating his name with shitskin paint shades, but it is possible, I suppose. Still, why not go the extra mile? Instead of Tucker Chocolate, call it Tucker Packed Fudge - a shade described as "the perfect compliment to a nonconsensual prison romance celebrated with a glass of tur'let wine."

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Don't mess with a missionary man...

A 19-year-old White Christian missionary from Oklahoma is accused of having molested/raped several young children at an orphanage in Kenya. Quoting:

According to court records, 19-year-old Matthew Durham confessed to raping several young girls, forcing some boys to perform oral sex on him and even making other kids watch. [...]

The 19-year-old suspect traveled overseas with a group called Upendo.

Upendo is an organization that assists neglected Kenyan kids by providing food, housing, clothes and religion. [...]

“The victims are believed to be both boys and girls between the ages of four and nine, at least one of whom is HIV positive.”

Prosecutors say while the alleged sex crimes were committed overseas, Durham can be held accountable for the crimes in Oklahoma.

Let's get the inappropriate humor out of the way right now - Upendo? A missionary who buggered children is from an organization called Up-end-o? Were the names Fellato and Grabyoankles already trademarked?

Now, I know there are some sub-apes out there who will take this opportunity to gloat and say: "See A-drey-drey!?! It's not just black mens be rapin' and touchin' the chiltrens. You can't be raaaacist this time!"

Well of course it is not just blacks who be rapin' - and of course I can still make this story about racism. You see - just as racism could help prevent Whites putting themselves in situations where they may become victims of predatory groids, racism can also help Black people from becoming victims of predatory Whites.

"What-you-talkin'-bout A-drey-drey?"

Allow me  to explain...

The natural state of the sub-ape is to rob, rape, and commit overt acts of violence, particularly in packs. Knowing this racist truth, one knows to give the sub-apes a wide berth and always maintain the upper hand. When a sub-ape pretends to be anything but these, alarm bells should be ringing, as you are around a particularly dangerous, deviant nigger.

The natural state of the White man is supremacy, order, judgment and authority. Knowing this racist truth, one knows to be polite and inoffensive to White men and to stay far away from them when you see them washing their bed sheets. When a White man speaks of equality, justice, compassion, and service, alarms bells should be ringing, as you are around a particularly dangerous, deviant honkie. (Like Matthew Durham.)

So we can see, once again, that racism would have been the best solution to prevent this horrible abuse. Remember to thank your local racist today, for s/he is working tirelessly to combat the evils of egalitarianism that lead to crimes like those perpetrated by Philip Chism and Matthew Durham.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Sub-Ape-Ess Shoots Lover Over Poor Sex Performance


SOUTHFIELD (WWJ) – Oakland County prosecutors are fighting the release of a 58-year-old Southfield woman admitted she shot her lover over his performance in bed.

Sadie Bell was convicted in April of assault with intent to do great bodily harm for shooting her boyfriend, Edward Lee, in the stomach in January of 2013 — but she’s now been granted bond pending an appeal.

According to Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, Bell admitted she had sex with Lee at her apartment, then shot him over his poor performance. She also accused Lee of cheating. [...]

“She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate,” Walton explained. “She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”

What shocks me most in this case is that there is a man out there in the world who can get it up while face to face with that sheboon. What a trooper. Imagine the conversation that night:

Sadie: Nigga, you not come 'nuff! Where yo' cum?!
Edward: Bitch, my sperms is frightened of yo' face and is hidin' up in there waitin' for a better lookin' bitch!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Philip Chism: Chimp out so nice he do it twice!

It's been such a long time since murderous sub-ape Philip Chism got national media attention, that one can be forgiven for needing a refresher on how he earned his notoriety. Recall that in October of 2013,  15-year-old mulatto Chism cornered his 24-year-old White teacher Colleen Ritzer in a bathroom, raped her, slashed her throat, stuffed her in a recycling bin, and dumped her corpse behind Danvers High School in Massachusetts. Hooray for the integration of public schools!

One can also be forgiven for thinking that Chism, given the brutality of his crime, would have been treated as an adult and placed in a high security prison. But, no! Chism was placed in a juvenile facility with unlocked doors, access to sharp objects, and unsuspecting females. His three favorite things!

So guess what he did...

Chism, 15, was arraigned in Boston Juvenile Court as a youthful offender Wednesday, accused of attacking a female clinician at the facility where he was being held. Suffolk Assistant District Attorney Mark Zanini said Chism and the unnamed woman had known each other for months. She had been working at the Department of Youth Services facility in Dorchester, where Chism was awaiting trial on charges that he killed Ritzer. [...]

On June 2, Chism, who had been refusing to attend classes, was sitting at a table in a room outside his cell, studying. A male DYS staff member, whose job is to monitor the room, was sitting at a desk behind an eye-level wall, immersed in paperwork. [...]

Chism crouched down, moved past the counter, which blocked him from the worker, and, still crouched, sneaked into the hallway toward the locker room, according to the prosecutor’s account.

As soon as the woman opened the door, Chism allegedly wrapped his hands around her neck, choking her with such force that she was unable to scream. Chism pushed her against a cinderblock wall as she struggled, Zanini said.

Then, Zanini said, Chism took one hand from her neck and started punching her, which took pressure off her windpipe. The woman was finally able to scream, Zanini said.

When co-workers rushed in, they found Chism pummeling the woman, Zanini continued. They pulled Chism off, and the woman ran out of the room, gasping for air. [...]

Chism seemed psychotic, “screaming incoherently [and] foaming at the mouth,” according to a document filed by DYS in Salem Superior Court.

Screaming incoherently and foaming at the mouth? The politically correct way to refer to that is "Hip hop".

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Scrappy Doo Confronts Racism at Nickelodeon

Actually, its a sub-ape entertainer named "Lil Scrappy" that leveled accusations of racism at a Nickelodeon resort, however, I don't know who "Lil Scrappy" is. I prefer to envision Scrappy Doo launching into an anti-racist tirade. Let's get the story:

Lil Scrappy went ballistic Wednesday after his daughter was repeatedly passed over during a contest at the Nickelodeon Suites Resort in Orlando ... because he believes the staff favors white kids.

The "Love and Hip Hop" star was at the pool with Momma Dee and his 9-year-old daughter Emani. They were there for a game where the staff calls kids up on stage for contests.

In the video you see Scrappy confront the host. It's hard to hear him, but Momma Dee tells us he said, "You need to pick my daughter. This is some racist-ass s

And Lil Scrappy pullin' some typical nigga bullshit. Watch his embarrassed daughter push her father off-stage:

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

9 Year Old Sub-Ape Marries 63 Year Old Sub-Ape-Ess

Gross...quoting this story:

Wide-eyed residents looked on as the married mother-of-five shared a piece of cake, a toast and even a kiss with her young groom Sanele - and long-term husband Alfred Shabangu, 66.

Last year the boy, from nearby Tshwane, tied the knot with bride Helen after claiming he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed. [...]

Despite stunned villagers branding the act 'sickening' the boy's family defended the union saying it was just a ritual and not legally binding. [...]

By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn't done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family.'

Your ancestors sound like a bunch of vengeful pedophile freaks - maybe it's best to distance yourself from their influence. You know, gay marriages used to be just symbolic, but times change, don't they?

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Don't Be Rapin' Goats

Quoting this story:

The Phoswa family from KwaMpande in Sweetwaters, near Pietermaritzburg had their goat raped by a [sub-ape] from the area. They said they were saddened by the court’s decision to give him a suspended sentence on Thursday. They had hoped the court would make him pay back their goat, which was meant for a ceremony.

Thabang Mosiu, a Lesotho national, was sentenced to two years, suspended for five years by Magistrate Chris van Vuuren. Thabang admitted that he raped the goat. He said he committed the crime after he was advised by another man that this was a way of getting rid of bad luck.

The scary thing is that I am sure there is some Oooga-Booga who read the story and thought - Well, did it get rid of his bad luck or not?

Exactly how does a rumor like that get started?

Thabang: I am having the worst luck! Nothing seems to go right for me these days.

Cuntango: I used to be like you friend, before I raped a goat!

Thabang: Really, that brought you good luck?

Cuntango: Hey, I got laid didn't I?

Back to the story:

The Phoswa family was still working on some means to get a goat for a traditional ceremony. They said the molested animal was meant to be slaughtered for a function next month but now it can’t be eaten.

Yeah, right. You know that papa Phoswa, when he walked in on Thabang going to town on his goat shrieked - Damn you! I was going to rape that goat! My bad luck strikes again!

I know, I know. Some "White" man once raped a goat, so don't even bother to post an exasperated reply to that effect. The difference here is that black people come from a society in which goat-rape is considered a way of curing bad luck, and having your goat raped ruins your traditional goat-slaughtering soiree.

Monday, July 21, 2014

French Girls App: Racial Truth thru Selfies

Quoting the French Girls App website:

French Girls is the legendary award-winning app where strangers anonymously draw portraits based on "selfies" others have posted.

Well, this sounds like a ready-made tool for driving people to suicide! Whoa - that got cynical quickly. Usually, I put in a few condescending sarcastic remarks before being brutally honest. But not today, apparently. Here is one example:

Please note: I added the black bar so the girl will hopefully leave me out of her suicide note.

I learned about the app from a story about a sub-ape-ess who was not happy with her French Girls app response:

Someone had drew her selfie, and ... in capital D - Disbelief ... others interpreted the picture as racist. Quoting this artist who provided motherlymarg with a friendlier, revised version of the picture:

Black women are often mocked and villainized and to me the illustration she received is simply a reflection of the micro-aggression we've faced since white boats came ashore in Africa. [...] #colorism #frenchgirlsapp #racism #art #blackwomen


Yes, I can see it now. The first Europeans run their "white boats" aground on the shores of Africa, then set up an easel and a sign that says "Racist Caricatures, 1 Banana Each". Meanwhile, a White guy with a butterfly net waits behind the dunes for an unwitting savage to sit for her portrait.


Is what was done to motherlymarg racist? Yes. Does it remotely compare with slavery? No. Does it entitle her to more sympathy than forehead girl at the start of this post - that depends on how racist you are!

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Attention: People in Africa eat and sleep. End of message.

Take a look at this Twitter screenshot:

Have to hand it to The Atlantic, they nailed this one! It is both "bizarre" and "disturbing" to see a "black woman at work". Especially given how rare it is. Of course, that is from the jaded view of Westerners, accustomed as they are to paying for black women not to work.

So what is wrong with this 1906 textbook's depiction of middle Africans at that time? Is it incorrect how the black people hunt or fish? Do the black people run textile mills, or do they make simple clothing? Do they have paper mills and publishing houses, or do they truly have no books? Is it black that disturbs you, or would you have preferred Negro or colored? Is the picture offensive, does it mock the woman or make her look like some mammy stereotype? Or does it perhaps accurately depict something a visitor would have seen in Africa in 1906 - forget 1906, how about 2014?

Excuse me, but I would say the textbook was telling the truth and prophesying the condition of Africans 100 years after its publication. But I know the real problem and so do you. The textbook called the woman a savage - and that is a no-no. Of course, it is also completely accurate, (from Google):

Savage. noun
(chiefly in historical or literary contexts) a member of a people regarded as primitive and uncivilized.

Primitive and uncivilized both no-no words as well? They are also completely accurate.

Primitive. noun
a person belonging to a preliterate, nonindustrial society or culture.

Uncivilized. adj
(of a tribe or people) not yet civilized, esp preliterate.

Damn you understandable words and facts - get ye behind me!

Now let's look at a lesson plan for the 21st century, and see how the agendas differ.


1. Begin by asking students what they know about Africa and if they've ever heard of the Masai people. Ask what they think of when they hear the word Africa. Notice any stereotypical responses and be prepared to dispel those throughout the course of the lesson. [...]

2. Read the book Masai and I with them. Discuss the circumstances mentioned in the book as well as others that the children might think of to compare the two cultures. This book compares the urban life of an American girl to the life of a young Masai girl in rural Africa. The book contrasts environment, homes, clothing, some food, lights and more. [...]

3. On chart paper or on a chalkboard, make a list of similarities and differences you have discussed. Help lead children to adjust stereotypical thinking as you continue to make the chart. [...]

4. End the discussion by focusing on the similarities. Ask them what they learned new about the Masai culture and Africa in general. Point out that we cannot judge people or make assumptions about things until we know all the facts. People may be different and do different things but we are the same in many ways (we all eat, sleep, laugh, cry, have families etc.). Remind them that what they have learned about Africa today is only true of one small group of people in Africa called the Masia.

Oh, thank God! The children will go to school to learn that all people eat and sleep. Vital knowledge for the coming singularity! As you can see, the agenda in 1906 was to give children written, factual information about a little known place. The agenda in 2014 is to train children to discount and ignore differences as irrelevant by reading the source material to them, thus discouraging objective and active learning.

Don't believe me? Then why focus on similarities at the end of the lesson? Try this: teach the class the difference between an apple and an orange by focusing on its similarities! With such teaching methods, the West spawns another generation of well-intentioned mental defectives who can't find Africa on a map of the world, but at least know that the people there eat and sleep.

Please ... please ... please - get your children out of public school!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

If Benny Hill Wore Blackface in the 21st Century

I think it would go a little something like this:

Quoting this story:

A pub landlord and his friend sparked a race row at a carnival parade after 'blacking up' as tennis sisters Venus and Serena Williams.

Kevin Stevens and pal Jason Luke smothered themselves in dark fake tan, donned afro-style wigs and dressed up in tennis outfits for the stunt. [...]

Kevin, 50, from Redruth, Cornwall, apologised for the fancy dress, saying: "I've upset people and I'm very sorry. We never set out to upset anybody.

"All the guys are devastated and myself especially because I have black friends.

"I don't want anybody looking at us thinking we are racists because that's not the type of people we are.

Kevin, yes you and your mate are racist because you noticed racial differences, and built them into your costumes. Now here is the tricky part - everyone else is racist too. Otherwise, they would not have known what you were doing! Whites see racial differences, but - please pay attention here Kevin - they pretend the differences don't exist and go out of their way to avoid mentioning them for fear of being labeled a racist. By the way, you achieved the racist empty-sack apology triple play:

1) "I'm sorry."
2) "I have black friends."
3) "I'm not racist."

Friday, July 18, 2014

Reminder: Get your kids out of public school ASAP

Let's learn today's definition of racism, quoting this story:

Blair Van Staalduine, a junior, is a star athlete at Marshalltown High School. The junior class at the high school was assigned the color white to wear for spirit week. Being the spirited student athlete that he is, Blair went all out to show his school pride. He dressed in his assigned color, wearing a white t-shirt, white shorts, white socks, white shoes, and a white baseball cap. Then, he posed for a picture that was eventually posted on social media. In that picture, he formed the letter W with his hands. That is what ultimately led to his suspension.

After learning about the social media picture, the school’s principal accused Blair of being a racist and suspended him. His mother, Cathy Van Staalduine, indicated the family was shocked at the school’s response. [...] She added, “Somebody took a picture of him with his white doing a ‘W’ sign because they were wearing white. Blair says if they were wearing orange they would have done an ‘O’”.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad that you sent your White kid to a school where the principal is dirty fucking slope? 

Meet the principal responsible for the suspension, Aiddy Phomvisay:

Speaking as an actual White supremacist, I had no idea that making a W with your fingers was a racist gesture. That's news to me. Especially since making a W with one's fingers is actually the way of indicating the letter W in American Sign Language

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Nido Taniam - India's Trayvon

Nido Taniam (a.k.a. Nido Tania) is not exactly a household name, but the dead Asian could be described as India's Trayvon Martin. Taniam died earlier this year in what some have labeled a racist attack. Let's get the original, completely unbiased, well-researched, balanced story from

Nido Taniam was a young man from Arunachal Pradesh in northeastern India. The son of a state legislator, Taniam was like 20-year-olds anywhere, with his trendy haircut and love of music. Last Friday, he stopped at a shop in a market in Delhi, to ask for directions. The shopkeeper and his friends made fun of Taniam’s hair and clothes and a brawl began. It ended with Taniam’s death.

This wasn’t a senseless fight over a haircut, however. It was Taniam’s East Asian features that marked him out for attack and his death highlighted the racism that many from India’s beautiful but impoverished northeastern states are subjected to.

Before we begin, please note that Taniam's "trendy" haircut appears to have been stolen from the Ancient Aliens guy, which is indeed mock worthy. 

Follow the logic - Indians make fun of Taniam's hair and clothes > brawl ensues > Taniam dead > Racists murdered Nido Taniam.

But, oops!, there is of course more to the story that doesn't fit the narrative of angelic martyr dies at the hands of racist monsters. I'll give you a moment to recover from that concept ... as unfamiliar and startling as it may be that the Western media would present a false narrative to bolster their Diversity agenda.

1) Indians make fun of Taniam's hair and clothes > brawl ensues
More info: The scuffle took place after the workers mocked Taniam's hair and he broke a window pane at the shop in retaliation. This source says it was a glass counter.

Now, doesn't that make more sense than, "Hey, Ancient Aliens head - we're going to beat you to death because of your hairstyle."

2) brawl ensues > Taniam dead
More infoHe was beaten up in an altercation with some shopkeepers in Lajpat Nagar on January 29 this year, and was found dead at his residence the next day.

So they didn't beat him to death. They simply beat him up, and all the doctor's in India have left for jobs in Britain and America, so there was no one to treat his injuries.

3) Taniam dead > Racists murdered Nido Taniam

Now we are at the point of interpretation. If Taniam had been Indian and come into a shop with that hair, would he have been mocked? If Taniam had been Indian and smashed shop property, would he have been assaulted? If the answer to the previous two question is yes, then what does racism have to do with this death?

And here is the answer - because by framing the death in terms of race, the Cult of Diversity is able to advance its agenda of control. Which brings us to today's story:

A committee to look at issues concerning security of people from the Northeast in Indian cities has suggested creating a database to track people from the region and asked for strict regulation of social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. It has also suggested setting up an exclusive Northeast Centre for legal and counselling services.

The M P Bezbaruah committee was set up in the aftermath of the killing in Delhi of a 19-year-old student from Arunachal Pradesh, Nido Tania.

Does it make sense to you now? Anti-racist isn't a codeword, it's a power grab - whether in White or non-White countries.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Outrage! Chosenite Told to Deplane


A New York woman is claiming that she was ejected from a JetBlue flight before take off because she is Jewish.

Monday night, Dr. Lisa Rosenberg had been vacationing in Palm Beach County, FL and was in the process of heading home. Shortly after boarding the plane, another woman passenger approached her and an argument ensued. After the argument became heated enough for a flight attendant to intervene, a supervisor arrived and ordered Rosenberg to exit the plane.

According to Dr. Rosenberg:

“A woman comes up to me and says to me ‘I’m a Palestinian,’ and she starts cursing at me. ‘Zionist pig. This is just the beginning.’”

Watch the video below, racist jokes to follow...

Top 5 Reasons Jews are told to deplane:

1) Noses mistaken for excess carry-on baggage that will not fit in the overhead compartment.
2) Shrill, nasal voices interfere with navigation and communication systems.
3) For demanding and hoarding complimentary peanuts.
4) Lured away with offers of free train travel (especially popular reason in 1941).
5) Warned by Mossad that plane is about to be used in a false flag attack.

Monday, July 14, 2014

The Mikado: Yerrow Face-aru

I love The Mikado. I also love the movie Topsy Turvy, which heavily relies upon music from The Mikado. But there are Asians (and the White Guilt Suicidalists who ruv them), who see both (1 and 2) as examples of evil raaaacism that must be stamped out. There is nothing wrong with their logic, decrying either work as racist. When people portray stereotypes based upon race, that is racism. My personal issue is, I just don't give a damn.

A chopstick-up-the-cunt chingy chong (Sharon Pian Chan) took ink brush to rice paper to condemn a local Seattle production of the show:

The opera is a fossil from an era when America was as homogeneous as milk, planes did not depart daily for other continents and immigrants did not fuel the economy.

Good fucking God, how many wong statements can you pack into one pompous declaration?

1) The Mikado is British, and America in 1885 was hardly homogenous as milk. In fact, there was more Chinese immigration into America in 1880 and 1890 per decade than there was again until 1970!

2) Planes did not depart daily for other continents. Why is this a criterion for racial sensitivity? Ships departed daily, but not planes - damn those racist steamboats!

3) Immigrants did not fuel the economy? Immigration fuels the 21st century American economy in comparison with immigration fueling the 19th century American industrial revolution? Are you fucking insane? That has to be one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard. Get a clue.

Still she is upset. She doesn't like the idea of White people making fun of Asians. And, as a racist comfortable in my racism, I can admit that is part of what is going on in both productions. However, remove the Japanese caricatures from The Mikado and replace it with any hierarchical monarchic society and the concept would still work. Aztecs, Vikings, Egyptians, Persians, Indians, what difference would it make? The difference would be that Gilbert and Sullivan would not have been tapping into something that was gripping the British public at the time of The Mikado production: fascination with Japan and the Far East. The Mikado was good business.

Argument: But times have changed, you racist! Over a century ago, White people didn't care about offending non-Whites. Now we have to be sensitive, right? Actually, over one hundred years ago, there were still uptight White politically-correct do-gooders who thought censorship would make the world a better place:

Although a Japanese prince visiting London in 1886 was not offended after attending a performance, the Lord Chamberlain banned performances during the visit of another prince in 1907, much to Gilbert’s ire. But, it turns out the prince was disappointed not to be able to see the “notorious” production.

Argument: You don't get it because you're White! Don't get what? There's nothing to get. You're upset because your race is being mocked. I just dont care. I don't think people have a fundamental right not to be offended, because offense is in the eye of the beholder. Further, if you angry chingy-chongs and your White butt-licking suicidalist followers could just reflect for a moment, you might ask yourselves, which does more to denigrate Asians, and direct your ire intelligently:

Sunday, July 13, 2014

If Disney Princesses Dated Black Guys

Oh, I do amuse myself. The captions, of course, were mine, but the preceding images were, quoting this article, produced by: [...] artist Saint Hoax, who created a Disney Princess-inspired campaign titled "Happy Never After" to highlight the brutal truth of domestic violence.

What's next? Does "artist" Saint Hoax have any illustrations of muppets being molested for a "Don't tickle me, Elmo!" series meant to raise awareness of pedophilia?

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Human Gay Pride Whopper Attacks Pro-Lifers

In a startling defeat for evolution, a Gay Pride Whopper suddenly achieved sentience on Wednesday July 9th, 2014. It's first act was to sprout chubby limbs and a snaggletooth, then run through the streets assaulting Pro-Life demonstrators.

Quoting the Gay Pride Whopper...

...before demolishing a placard depicting a fetus at 12 weeks:

That is not what a fetus looks like. It's a clump of fucking cells at 12 weeks!

...after destroying the sign and being chased a brief distance and realizing her stubby legs could not carry her further than 10 yards before collapsing under her massive bulk:

You are fucking White male privileged assholes! What you are is a racist mother fucker as well! How dare you do this kind of fucking shit asshole!

Ah!!! There it is! They are racist too! Racist - Racist - Raaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy-cist!!! The leftist equivalent of gorillas thumping their chests to establish dominance. Stop the argument, kill yourself now - I've won by calling you a racist and your life is forfeit. Queue L'Internationale!

Watch the video here, and prepare to be amused: LINK.

The only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Whopper had begun pummeling one of the chalky boys while screaming "Have it your way!" Notice how the tirade begins to abate when some black woman (I assume the darkie is with the pro-life kids) tells the Gay Pride Whopper to back off. Whopper was completely trumped at that point - how could she dare argue with a black female? So Whopper continues to sputter obscenities at the chalky boy until her bus arrives. Funny, I thought the bus would be shorter.

Friday, July 11, 2014

If the T-shirt fits, wear it.

Ha! Isn't that just too perfect? Quoting this story...

A San Diego-based clothing company [Just Add A Kid] has landed in hot water over a photo showing its T-shirts featuring the body of a monkey paired off with a customized hanger depicting the face of an African-American boy. [...]

'The widely distributed and inappropriate picture of a mismatched "Just Add A Kid" hanger with one of our t-shirt products was not authorized, condoned or tolerated by our company,' spokesperson David Oates wrote in a statement released on Twitter. [...]

The company explained the T-shirts and hooks came separately, and it was up to each individual store carrying the Just Add A Kid brand to match the two. 

As visitor "skilpad" pointed out in this post about the South African hunger-awareness advert featuring a White woman feeding a black boy like a dog -

[...] what I'm saying is that blacks (and white liberals) must secretly believe there is some truth in this comparison, which is why they immediately make the association.

We know the blacks are apes. Our White enemies know the blacks are apes. Even the blacks know they are apes. That is why calling them apes is verboten. 

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Just say no - the Negro to the Homo Part II

White homo appropriation of Negro persecution is not only amusing, it is also a source of contention between those civilization-destroying subcultures. The argument follows these lines:

Niggo: We've suffered two hundred fifty years of slavery. Ninety years of Jim Crow. Sixty years of separate but equal. Thirty-five years of racist housing policy. We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us.
White Queerbo: Let me jump in here, sista! Gays too have been persecuted for centuries, denied their rights, made second class citizens, and suffered the cruel lashings of hate speech! We express solidarity with our fellow minorities!
Niggo: Shut yo' stank ass up, faggot and sit the fuck down!

Don't believe me? Take this exchange:

Niggo Sierra Mannie, from her article in Time, "Dear White Gays: Stop Stealing Black Female Culture.": 

 I don’t care how well you can quote Madea, who told you that your booty was getting bigger than hers, how cute you think it is to call yourself a strong black woman, who taught you to twerk, how funny you think it is to call yourself Quita or Keisha or for which black male you’ve been bottoming — you are not a black woman, and you do not get to claim either blackness or womanhood. It is not yours. It is not for you.

White Queerbo H. Alan Scott at Though Catalog in response to Mannie: 

Seriously though, this isn’t a game of, “My minority is worse off than yours,” or, “more of my people have been killed than yours,” because that’s not the point. The point is that recognizing the things that she thinks belongs only to black women is the very thing that causes the separation and hate in our society. There’s a reason why this country is called a “melting pot,” because eventually, once you lose the bullshit separation and start appreciating what makes us all amazing, you start realizing that, “Wow, we’re not all that different after all.”

Now we just need Mannie's sassy comeback to complete the conversation. But while we wait, reflect with me once again upon yesterday's theme of White leftists and their pet Negroes. Consider the sniveling condescension of the White leftists as they school their circus apes on how to perform the diversity trick to keep the masses oo-ing and ah-ing. Don't tell me this exchange doesn't leave you hoping Mannie has a moment with Scott like when that chimp in Connecticut ripped off that woman's face. (Mannie being the chimp in this case and Scott the woman - sorry, but I feel I have to clarify the joke)

To further the dialogue between homosexuals and their Negro sistas, I leave you with this video featuring Shirley Q. Liquor.

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Leftists and their Pet Negroes

I am of the opinion that Leftist, anti-racist Whites are in fact racist.

As an avowed White supremacist, I believe Whites are superior to non-Whites when it comes to classifying subspecies of humans. Therefore I am a racist. However, I have such a low opinion of humans that saying Whites are better than non-Whites is like saying stepping on dry dog poop is more desirable than stepping on wet dog poop.

Right-wingers don't avow White supremacy, but their desire to control borders and prevent welfare handouts is seen as racist by the majority of humans. Certainly such measures would benefit White people more than brown people, so the racism charge makes sense.

White Left-wingers claim everyone is equal and race does not exist, then they explain that obvious social inequality among non-Whites is the result of White people and those White people must pay! Doublethink at its best, I know. From my view, the White leftists position is itself racist, but inasmuch as it is self-destructive, suicidal, and genocidal against Whites, White leftist racism is tolerated by the brown unwashed masses until such time as the White leftist agenda is complete.

But what do the White leftists (suicidalists) really think of the brown people for whom they advocate? I assert this video perfectly - beyond perfectly if that is possible - explains the attitude of White leftists to their brown burden.

The preceding is a South African advert meant to raise awareness of global child hunger, but it instead brought allegations of racism. Quoting:

Feed A Child SA has apologised for its advert which features a black child being fed like a dog by a white woman.

The ad was aired on television and has sparked controversy on social media, with some commentators calling the ad racist.

Feed A Child SA's chief executive Elza Rautenbach has since apologised for the ad saying that it wasn't intended to cause any harm.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Heh... one day those untermenschen pit bulls are going to be mauling their lefty handlers like it's Roy Horn's last stage show.

Monday, July 07, 2014

Obama Outhouse: Today's Definition of Racism

Time for two-minutes of hate for the White man who dared create a less than flattering depiction of the Messiah in Chief, Barry Obama. Quoting this article:

An Independence Day parade in Norfolk, Nebraska included a float depicting President Obama's presidential library as an outhouse, sparking outcry from residents as well as the state's Democratic Party.

[...] many Norfolk residents were upset by the float, with some decrying the display as a racist attack on the president.

“I’m angry and I’m scared,” Glory Kathurima, a Norfolk resident who is originally from Kenya, told the Journal Star. “This float was not just political; this was absolutely a racial statement.”

Now, a journalist would have asked the question, why? Why is this racist? The partisan hacks of the Huffington Post (and a thousand other leftwing propaganda factories) didn't bother reporting the Kenyan's follow-up, but the Daily Caller did:

“This image and the words stamped across an outhouse were trying to equate the president, a black president, with what you do in an outhouse.”

Catch that? It's not that it is disrespecting a president, or the country, or a great leader, or a father ... but a black man. That is wounded racial pride talking, and probably some national pride as well - how dare they mock a fellow Kenyan?!? The point is the wound is self-inflicted, because the wounded chose to inject race into the incident. In other words, it is racist because it is critical of a black man - period. She flat out admits it when she says "a black president".

As a result of this kerfuffle, the White Guilt Phonies are out in force, taking the opportunity to champion the cause of their black messiah across the interwebs. If you are so bold as to wage mental war with these self-sainted hypocrites, be sure to keep this one in your back pocket:

Sunday, July 06, 2014

State of the White Disunion: 2014

It has been twenty years since I dialed up my Compuserve account and began looking for like-minded White people with whom to communicate. And while internet bandwidth has increased, and the quality of nigger jokes has improved, I am not pleased with the State of the White Disunion, 2014. Today, I find the movement dominated by five disparate ideologies that are equally ineffective and disheartening. The first has been around for decades, but is still going strong. The remaining four are more-or-less 21st century inventions. I suggest we delete these from our browsers permanently:

1) White Jebusists
Belief System: The White race can only be saved by having faith that a 2,000 year old Jewish carpenter died in order to absolve you of the sin of a 6,000 year old rib-woman eating a magic apple and tricking her boyfriend-brother into doing the same.
Achilles Heel: Cares more about filling church pews than securing borders.
Consequence: Whiteness ends with baptism of mixed race grandchildren.

2) White Got-Gamers
Belief System: White women are skanks who are easily tricked into spreading their legs for douchebags and non-White scum, and who will only settle for decent men when they can no longer attract men they find sexually appetizing.
Achilles Heel: Will have no children, or will be incapable of raising children with self-esteem (tell your daughter she will become a gullible whore upon menstruation, tell your son you conned his mother into a one-night stand or that his mother is a no-account whore who settled for you when she became too ugly to give away her "poon" to better looking bar crawlers.)
Consequence: Whiteness ends with dissolution of family unit and/or failure to pass on genes.

3) White Intellectualamists
Belief System: Put down Guns & Ammo and pick up Julius Evola.
"I despise White Nationalism. I am an advocate of Radical Third Way Traditionally Reactionary Existentialist Identitarianism!"
Which means what?
"I have to sell 3,000 copies of Savitri Devi's "The Lightning and the Sun" by Thursday or they will repossess my Hyundai Sonata."
Achilles Heel: Has zero relevance to anyone not living in 1924 Weimar Germany.
Consequence: Whiteness ends when Hyundai Sonata is repossessed.

4) White Band of Faggots
Belief System: Never wear a shirt. White men will only regain their sense of manliness and self-respect by frolocking naked with one another while reenacting scenes from Fight Club, 300Vikings, and American History X.
Achilles Heel: Movement otherwise known as softcore gay porn.
Consequence: Whiteness ends with anal warts.

5) White Mantra Cultists
Belief System: Internet spam will save the White race.
Achilles Heel: Drank the Kool-Aid.
Consequence: Whiteness ends with an IP ban.

Friday, July 04, 2014

Crappy Independence Day!

I worked today - on Independence Day no less! And I didn't even have to work. As a "salaried professional" I don't even get holiday pay. And yet, I work almost every holiday. So why do I do it? 

1) I enjoy playing the role of joyless Scrooge, shunning his relative's company, grimacing at people who lament having to work the holiday, and condemning those who spend the mortgage money on frivolity.

2) I can get an enormous amount of work done when I am not being interrupted by nincompoops who are either trying to avoid their work by socializing with me, or trying to avoid their work by giving it to me.

3) I find Independence Day to be just as meaningless and pointless a holiday as St. Patrick's Day or Memorial Day or Labor Day or any other excuse 'muricans conjure up to drink too much and avoid productivity. See pie chart below:

Thursday, July 03, 2014

Crack Fairies Tormenting Yo' Ass?

Stop, drop, and roll, Nigga!

He sounds like one of the Three Stooges! What is the source of that moisture when he is first spotted by the tire? And why did they suggest giving him milk? Don't they know he is probably lactose intolerant? Do they want him spraying diarrhea as he rolls around the ghetto?

Wednesday, July 02, 2014


Alternate Title: Not such a Good Burger.

A negropotamus employed at a Houston Whataburger claims she was subjected to fat jokes and forced to clean the floors of the restaurant with a toothbrush.

Quoting this story:

Whitney Clark’s mother shot cell phone video of her daughter working on the floors through the window. She expressed disbelief over what her daughter had been ordered to do.

Clark said she was on her hands and knees for four long hours, cleaning the dining room floor, and the floors in both the men’s and women’s restrooms.

“And the worst part was I didn't even think to put gloves on and they didn't even have the gloves out,” said Clark.

Video of the story, my commentary follows below the video:

AA's Inappropriately Blunt Commentary:

Whitney, good for you for putting up with four hours of grunt work. You disproved the stereotype of the lazy nigger / lazy fatso. To bad you had to complain about it afterward, which proves the stereotype of the disgruntled nigger. Whitney, you had the option to say, "No." People went to the gallows at Nuremberg because "I was only following orders." could not be used as a defense. Might you have been reprimanded? Yes. Might you have been terminated? Yes. But why permanently injure yourself because the manager of a fast food restaurant tells you what to do? If your manager had any talent or was good at making life decisions, she would not be working at the Whataburger.

Whitney, the tool you were using is a grout brush. If you have been using a grout brush for your teeth, your mama has some explaining to do. I know Walmart sells grout brushes for $0.74 and toothbrushes for $2.50, but put back that bottle of grape soda and splurge on the Oral-B., m'kay?

Whitney, you may not appreciate the fat jokes you have endured, and you might be offended by me describing you as a negropotamus, but as someone who has been mistaken for a beached albino whale during my last seaside excursion, (oh, how those environmentalists valiantly tried to push me back into the ocean) I feel it my responsibility to let you know that spandex is not your friend. Try something less form fitting and more breathable.

Whataburger - you fucked up. I don't see any kneepads on that worker. She should have been made to wear them. Depending on the cleaner she had been using and the risk of exposure to body fluids, she should have been compelled to wear gloves. Just because I am a racist doesn't mean I don't respect proper ergonomic solutions for manual laborers.

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Don't do this.

Quoting this article:

Spanish police on Monday arrested a teenager suspected of beating up a Mongolian man inside a Barcelona metro train in an alleged racist attack after a video of the incident posted online went viral. [...]

Police said in a statement they had detained a young man who is suspected of carrying out the beating and charged two others, including another minor, who acted as accomplices. [...]

Police did not give the nationality of the suspect who was arrested, but Spanish media reported that he was Russian. [...]

The video, which was repeatedly played on Spanish television stations and had over half a million views on YouTube, sparked angry reactions from anti-racism campaigners and government officials.

“We want to make it clear that attitudes like this are not acceptable in our city,” Barcelona city hall said in a statement.

IF this was a racist attack, I condemn it completely and unreservedly. Why?

1) It accomplishes nothing positive for the White race.
2) It perpetuates the stereotype of the racist bully/thug.
3) It garners sympathy for non-Whites who should not be in European/White countries.
4) It wastes the potential of White person who was racially aware, and who is now just a petty criminal.

Of course, we do not have proof this was a racially-motivated attack, but even my magic-88-ball says "All signs point to jawohl."

To any young White person considering such a path I say - Stop. Don't do this. Please consider other options: LINK 1 / LINK2

(j/k with LINK2)