Friday, June 20, 2014

Miss Israel and Camel Toe

Did you know that last year's Miss Israel was a shwartzarina? I didn't. I apologize for not finding this out sooner. Quoting:

It’s more than a major accomplishment to win the crown as the first black Miss Israel, and Yityish “Titi” Aynaw did it.

The 22-year-old is an Ethiopian Jew who moved to Israel at the age of 12 through one of the many programs that facilitated thousands of Ethiopian Jews to Israel.

Speaking quite candidly about the issues in the country, Aynaw raises eyebrows by sounding slightly xenophobic about certain types of refugees. [...], “A lot of the refugees are not refugees of war, they’re economic refugees. You reach a place where there’s actually places in Tel Aviv where you can’t walk around because there’s rape and violence and it’s a bad situation.”


So blackness trumps Jewiness when it comes to TNB. Good to know the universal constants of blackness - rape and violence - are still applicable even in the homeland of the chosen.

Comparing Titi to her average Jewish competition, one understands why she was chosen as Miss Israel.


Wait a minute. WTF? Look closely at Titi's crotch. It looks like that nigga's maxi pad showin' up thu her bathin' suit!!! Is Aunt Flonisha in town? Ha! Good god - you can take the Jewish skank out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the Jewish skank. Right Amy?

I'm sure it was just an attempt to prevent camel toe, but seriously ladies, men don't mind the toe, they mind the flow. Trying to prevent camel toe in a way that reminds people of menstruation is almost as gross as...

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