Friday, April 18, 2014

Zip Coon Lives

Over at Alternative Right, Andy Nowicki makes an impassioned appeal to a third position when reviewing a YouTube video of a bunch of White boys imitating Negro singer Pharrell Williams. He condemns anyone who does not see the nigger-imitating White boys as hip and sexy to one of two camps: Leftist-indoctrinated anti-racist nutjobs, and Rightist-indoctrinated racist nutjobs.

'Mock us all you want,' they seem to be saying. 'Deep down, we know you think we're sexy as hell, even if you'll never admit it.'"

And if the latter is your response, then congratulations: you have read the Rorschach correctly! At least, in this pasty Whitey's humble estimation... If I'm wrong, take heart: I'm sure a righteous bullet with my name on it awaits once the revolution comes. 

What Nowicki fails to understand is the visceral dislike of niggerishness is not something that comes from indoctrination, but experience. The less experienced one is with niggerish behavior, the more one is fascinated and charmed by it, as he appears to be in this case. Hence, minstrel shows with White characters in black face were the creation of Jew York City northerners romanticizing Southern niggers. 

O ist old Suky blue skin, she is in lub wid me
I went the udder arter noon to take a dish ob tea;
What do you tink now, Suky hab for supper,
Why chicken foot an posum heel, widout any butter.

Taking another swipe at we nigger-hating party-poopers who don't share his sexual fetishization of nigger-imitating White hipster cock-suckers, Nowicki states:

"Check out that sad, silly gaggle of goofy white race-traitors..." you will groan. "Note at how they have forsaken their own culture in an effort to imitate the bestial, gyrating Negro. Instead of covering the Horst Wessell Lied or some approved, Nordically-correct black metal anthem, they're crooning that awful pop song by Pharrell Williams, a black singer. 

Wow, how chronically unhip we White whateverists are. Feeling part of the in crowd today, Andy? Wise up: Once White people start imitating something that niggers have created, it ceases to be cool, hip, and sexy, and becomes old news. Then the niggers are off to create another goofy fad chicken dance or encoded slang expression for White boys to later mainstream and de-coolify. Quoting Lil Jon:

Man shit if you can say skeet on the radio, you know what's so dope about skeet,
White people don't know what it means yet, when they figure it out
They're gonna be like "my god what have we done"

It's not that these boys, and you Andy, are race traitors. No, you're just jokes. So do the Hustle while you high-five one another thinking you're all that and a bag of chips, you don't need a bullet, you're shootin' blanks.

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