Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Easter Leftovers? Consider Vagina Egg Drop Paintings

From Cologne, Germany, we have this story, quoting:

A Swiss artist has been squeezing paint-filled eggs out of her vagina onto blank canvases.

Yes, you read that right. Milo Moire has been diligently haunched over a pair of stepladders, laying her “PlopEggs” all in the name of art.

Moire’s very public and very naked performance art took place outside this year’s Art Cologne fair in Germany.

German website News.de quotes the 31-year-old as saying: “I was so focused, I have not paid attention to the reaction of the people.

Never forget, valiant descendants of the Greatest Generation - this is why we fought those evil Na-zee bastards - to give Euro-trash attention whores the right to shove paint filled eggs up their cooters and queef them out onto a public street in Germany. Let freedom splat!

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