Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Wendy Ferris: Cookie Monster

A middle school lunch lady in Norfolk, Massachusetts is under arrest after threatening to shoot up her school over a batch of over-baked cookies. LINK

Top 5 Jokes for Lunch Lady Cookie Monster:

1) "C" is for Columbine, that's good enough for her.
2) None of her coworkers could remember anything they could have done that made lunch lady Wendy so angry, but Pepperidge Farm remembers.
3) The cops nabbed her at work, worried that she might retreat to the sniper's nest in the hollowed out tree in which she lives with the Keebler elves.
4) Wendy's husband is worried that if she gets out on bail, she might try to kill herself by sticking her head in the oven at 350 degrees for 12 to 15 minutes.
5) Insensitive gift for Wendy's husband to send her this Valentine's day: a cookie bouquet.


  1. I'm glad you enjoyed it! As for me, I've been receiving death threats from Mrs. Fields for days. Wendy has powerful friends in the cookie mafia.