Saturday, February 15, 2014

Negro Criminal Doesn't Understand How Snow Works

During a snowstorm on Long Island yesterday, one of the sub-apes (21-year-old Victor Fabian) robbed at gunpoint a Dunkin Donuts. Cops, who have a substation behind the Dunkin Donuts (shocker, I know) arrived in minutes (how many minutes, it should have only taken 60 seconds to cross the parking lot?), were able to follow the paw prints in the snow back to Fabian's chimphideout.

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