Saturday, January 11, 2014

Ugly Biracial Pimp sues Nike for $100m

Quoting this article:

Pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy [...] is suing Nike for $100m for failing to include a label on Air Jordan sneakers that says they can be used as deadly weapons. Clardy beat a man with his own pair of Jordans in 2012 after he failed to pay one of Clardy's prostitutes.

I think Clardy's mother should also file a lawsuit - His father's penis should have carried a warning label: "Will make your offspring look like a Richard Simmons / Eric Andre Hybrid."

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