Wednesday, January 01, 2014

The "Is it Racist?" Picture for 01-01-2014

We shall withhold the name of the White boy in the picture below, so he does not have his name associated with my disreputable little speck in cyberspace. Suffice it to say, the young man pictured is a successful cross country runner for his high school in Nebraska. This led him to get his picture on local webpages and, presumably, in local newspapers. Now it is my turn to imply racist connotations to the photo. See below.

When I look at this photo, I imagine what that young man was saying at that moment went something like:
AAAHHHHH! The sun! It burns! It burns!

Alternatively, I can also imagine that this would be his expression 13 seconds into the race, when he sees all his black teammates are about 400 meters ahead of him, including the morbidly obese transgender Negress Moquiffa.

Then again, perhaps this is his expression when he realizes that he has to compete in the relay alone, since all the black members of his team were disqualified for not being able to maintain at least a D average.

Regardless, I congratulate his parents on his Whiteness. I am most impressed! Here is hoping you become grandparents of equally chalky younglings as soon as possible, and in numbers that would stagger a census taker. We leave you now with what this young man will look like if he doesn't get out of the sun soon: