Thursday, January 02, 2014

de Blasio: The Swearing in of a Miscegenator

So just what did Mayor de Blasio swear at his swearing in yesterday? Here are some possibilities...


1) I swear ... if I could have gotten this job without having to bone a baboon - I would have done it.
2) I swear ... these Negresses truly are just as smug and unpleasant as they look.
3) I swear ... my kids might try to steal this Bible. (Note: FDR's bible used at the de Blasio swearing in went missing! LINK)
4) I swear ... truly swear ... if I could have gotten this job without having to bone a baboon - God knows I would have done it!
5) I swear ... I had nothing to do with my son's Shirley Hemphill hair. (see below).

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