Monday, January 13, 2014

Black Carpet at the Golden Globes

Yesterday at the Golden Globes, several sub-ape females loped their way down the red carpet. I have prepared the following visual aide to document the occasion for the National Wildlife Federation. The full text from the image is also copied below.

Let's review what the celebrity Negresses wore to the 2014 Golden Globes.
1) On the left we have Kerry Washington, who described the fetus she was carrying as her "accessory".
2) Next is Gabourey "Precious" Sidibe, who is wearing the leftover casket lining from the piano crate she will be buried in.
3) Third is Lupita Nyong'o, who simply tore up a swath of the red carpet and wrapped it around herself like a beach towel.
4) And on the right we have Angela Bassett, who proves Aunt Jemima isn't the only black woman who knows a thing or two about flapjacks.

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