Saturday, December 14, 2013

Yes Miss Megyn, Santa is White

Megyn Kelly, a pair of legs that reads copy for Fox News, recently got in trouble for saying Santa Claus is White. I have no animosity toward Megyn Kelly, and I enjoy watching her legs on Fox News, but she should really have known better. The whole story she was covering (that a Negress feels oppressed by White Santa and wants White Santa to be replaced by a penguin) was a silly distraction that required a humorist, not a "journalist". Kelly's explanation of her Santa Claus is White comment was weak because she doubled down on the humor angle of the story, and delivered a kind of ironic dismissal of the way the comment was turned into an issue by the liberal media establishment. In so doing, she only succeeded in proving that she is not funny, and cannot compete with her naysayers in a game of schoolyard taunting.

So, allow me to further the argument that Megyn Kelly puts forth, that Santa is a White man, with the following list of reasons:

1) Santa is married, but has no children. Sounds like the typical modern White man to me.
2) Santa keeps an entire race of oppressed slave people locked away in a sweat shop. Anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
3) Santa does not bring gifts to Jews. Again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
4) Santa promotes a season of rampant, debt-fueled consumerism that benefits the Mega-corporations that operate the global plantation system. Yet again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
5) Santa gives dollies to girls and footballs to boys, reinforcing gender-stereotypes. Yet, yet again, anyone other than a White man you want to say that about?
6) Santa and Hermann Göring have the same tailor.

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