Friday, November 29, 2013

Ho, Oh No!

Just in time for the shift to the X-mas gorging season, a shopping mall Santa from Massachusetts, Herbert Jones, has been arrested after he pinched the buttocks of an 18-year-old girl who played his elf. He has been banned from the Hanover Mall where he worked, and prohibited from playing Santa for the rest of the X-mas season. I say if he was going to end up getting fired and arrested for it anyway, he should have penetrated her vagina with two fingers while screaming at the top of his lungs right into her pointed ears "On Vixen!" Commence Creepy Santa pics:

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